Why do gamer girls like Gustave?
>>733697159Because they cum after
France lost
They prefer monoco
>>733697395god, that's so hotit's over for me
>>733697159They don't, he's a beta male. They like Verso because he's a bad boy and cucks Gustave.
>>733697395>5 more minutes>it's just ONE FUCKING SUNNY SIDE EGG
>>733697159White symbol.
>>733697159He behaves like a knight in shining armor and women like that.
same reason gamer guys like aerith.
>>733699347Who?
>>733697395I'd love to be fondled with right now but I'm cooking fuck off
>>733697159because they're fucking retarded they like astarion too
Robert Pattinson with nicer hair and a better personality
>>733699347He's a prostitute who never got over his dead boyfriend?
>>733699347I don't though.
>>733699817This.
>>733699938>never got over dead boyfriendlmfao
>>733700132
>>733700132>>733700160>cĂșck fantasyFigures
>>733699982well i'm sure not every gamer girl loves gustave either, but he's a fun little good boy and he gets killed early on in a twist. it makes people care more about a character in retrospect.
>>733698828This guy is a macro god
>>733697159Because he looks like Edward Cullen but is actually a good man who works and has goals and aspirations and cares about people rather than bring a whiny mopey faggot, girls grow out of liking that kind of pansyboy by like 18 or 19 years of age
>>733699938>never got over his dead boyfriend?This man has never met a woman in his life
>>733698828>one eggNGMI
>>733697395>AIslop korean twinks that can't cook12 year old girls are into this, no one with a brain gives a shit
>>733697159He's a goofy, lanky White boy with a massive cock
>>733697395Fleshbros... We cant compete..
>>733700132>>733700160They did my boy Zack dirty
>>733697159because he made for an excellent lens into the world and the game suffers immensely narratively for his loss
>>733697159I'm a strictly heterosexual cis white man in my 40s and I love Gustave.
>>733697453Sometimes, vous savez.
>>733697395>calebMy husband is better.
>>733697395Man how is this shit fair. Women get twinks like that they can fondle with no consequences meanwhile we get 1 good woman every 5 years
>>733697159they enjoy the fantasy of woke chads
>>733697395>>733704208I have mid whiteboy fatigue. european beauty standards need to die
Why do gamer boys like Lune?
>>733697159fag33 is a shit game
>>733697159He looks like a nice golden retriever guy but is also not ugly or feminine. Basically their ideal 35year old betabuxx that their family will approve of, their friends will be jealous of and they will tolerate
>>733707074Fellow Frenchmen... how do we prove him wrong...