>tfw you try the 1348 ex voto demo
>>733702090>clearly didn't try the expert vote demo
>>733702090Looks like the shills get more budget than the game.
Why are you astroturfing this opinion so hard, who paid you?I played it and it was significantly shittier than I even expected it to be, and somehow the game being actually written around a male main character makes it even more obnoxious
Sorry, OP. I won't play a game as a Woman. Especially not some History Knight Game. That's an even bigger no, no. I might be convinced if the girl is hot enough and gameplay is good enough. But it's a definite no if it's a realistic looking history knight game.Pretty sure most men think like me. R*ddit and xitter are just in denial and are lying to you.
Ah-huh, mm, yep, ah-huh...
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>>733703606fucking kek nice
>>733702090>when she gives you the side eyes
>>733702090Liar. No one tried the ex voto demo. We have the numbers.
>>733703751meanwhile
>>733703751That looks hilariously bad.
>>733703920Looks kino, what game?
>>733703751These combat animations look awfulIt looks like the game is neither a good medieval combat simulator nor a fun action game
>>733702090>tfw you try the 1348 ex voto demo
>>733702090>your marketing consists of going to social media and desperately trying to pretend that A.) it isn't woke or B.) it's woke but it's goodTOTAL CHUD CULTURAL VICTORY
I've never seen this meme used for anything that stuck. Sometimes, I wish my enemies didn't categorize themselves so obviously - I know it's a video game board and all, but come on.
>>733703920Is this PS1 Gothic?
>>733704039>>733704304sword hero, it feels tactile, I'd compare it to Severance but more fluid
>>733702090Isn't it cute that just a couple of years ago you were desperately trying to pretend that wokeness isn't real and just made up by chuds?
>>733703920Those animations look just as bad, but at least it looks fun
>>733704480>wokeness isn't real and just made up by chuds?Nobody said this (other than the people in your head)
>>733704519Yes, yes, you're all worthless nobodies. I'm sure searching for "define woke" in the archive won't return thousands of results. :)
>>733702090how come I know this a shill post ? why do I just know it's a bad attempt at selling this shitty game ?
>>733702090its shit but not because of wokeness
>>733704659It's not, it's a retard ragebaiting pretending to be a shill for a recently proven to look bad title.
1348 Ex Employees
>>733704717It's shit because it's shit AND woke.With some shit games you can have a bit of pity and go "aaaaw they tried"With woke games you know the people making them were rotten and hated their target audience so that means no reason for mercy.
>>733704398>I'd compare it to Severance>A seamless open world, full of secrets and stories to tell, closely following the style of the cult-classic Gothic series.Is it not like Gothic? Are they lying to me?
>>733702090Having a blast rn with the demo
>>733703313i see only one budgy
>>733704806the demo is just an arena
>>733704616>asking for a definition is the same as saying it's not realAhhh, the classic zoomer education
>>733703409This. Historical anecdotes of combat women were very likely embellished to the extreme, and may be total mythological fabrication. At best any story featuring a heroic fighting woman is drawing inspiration from the stories made in real life by men. Even in the "non-woke" games, this still applies. Therefore, if females are going to appropriate deeds they are not responsible for, they had better send their absolute best looking (since beauty is all they really have to offer). Anything is dishonest and disgraceful. Femoids didn't fight for shit. Femoids didn't make shit. Even this modern day overfeminization is a product of male behavior. Due to physical strength being less in demand, even men are pursuing "the beautiful" because modern women are having increasingly more trouble providing it. It's time to stop paying lip service to these women.>why do you hate women?For many reasons, but I also have real grievances.
>>733703751>dudes just waiting for their turns while their friend gets pummeled
>>733705028They're just in sheer awe of her being so stunning and brave
>>733703751No honey, we have For Honor at home.
>>733704902>Historical anecdotes of combat women were very likely embellished to the extremePretty much non existent.
>>733705076muh shieldmaidens
>>733704717Goes hand in handWoke devs have no real game design skills
>>733704806It's just two different combat tournaments in one demo so far. The dev is only one guy so I doubt it will get as elaborate as Gothic >>733704486Pretty much. It's really fun to me anyway
>>733704875>>733705179Well I want the Gothic part so I guess I'll wait and see what the full release is about.
>>733702090games from 2007 look and play better
>>733705152glorified camp followers
>>733705409nuhuh
>>733703885Kek
>>733705470Buried with the armor and weapons of their fathers, sons, or husbands because they outlived their actual brave combatant family members, and they kept those items as keepsakes to honor the fallen. Any women that ever recieved any training for using such weapons were only taught to as a formality/last resort, and would have been infinitely more likely to flee from the advance of a foreign raiding party.
>>733707431didn't ask chud
>>733707468He's right you know.
>>733703751how the fuck do you release something like this when for honor and kcd have already done it right?
>>733707560where did I imply otherwise, I made a meme remark about shieldmaidens first there was nothing to correct or explain
>>733705028it's the age of chivalry
>>733707468Didn't ask you to reply to my based post, commie.
>>733702090Lord of the nose rings
estrogen devs: ex votonormal devs: picrel
https://old.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1rcrxap/lmao_pc_gamer_talks_about_this_game_being_an/>pcgaymur thinks the demo was goodkek
>>733709897>reddit link>assmongoloidCome on now.
>>733702090Oh yeah the 15 minute demo with bad animations, tripe dialogue, horrid combat and awful models really won me over
>>733703467To be fair, it being a 30m demo puts the player count at like 10k
>>733710235it's a fun little community. but you should set up a discord webhook that crawls all the posts because the moderation has to remove a lot of them due to the cozy little community being a little too based.
>>733710235It's literally just /v/, who cares?
>>733702090This was Highguard for me.Well not really but it's more fun than I thought it was going to be.
>>733711259Highguard actually surprised me too. Had way more depth than anticipated.
>>733703751>third person shooter camera in melee combat game>hitstop out of the assit's a sloppa
>>733703751looks good tho?
>>733711774kek
>>733702090>>733703409I legit thought it was a boy until I just looked it up.I was like cool, a medieval game where you play as a young boy that has to go to war or some shit. But it's some woke crap, meh.
>>733712492Worse, it's lesbians.
>>733703751>Oy, bruv! can ye hurry up 'n die already? I can't be attackin' this kid while yer still whalin' on 'em!cinema
>>733704772kek
>>733702090>mfw he ain't done didn't play the exo facto mylo xyloto demo
>>733703751What the fuck lol, how does this garbage even get funding? Just look at it hahaha
>>733702090Maybe try to improve your game before shilling it on 4chin?
>>733703751The orderly queue that forms around 0:41 is fucking killing me, reminds me of the lines at the cluckin bell in GTASA.
>Everybody after trying 1348 ex voto
>>733714948It's fucked that I can tell it's the poopy rapey guy's comic from a splitsecond glance at the thumbnail.
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>>733703751duuuuuuuude third person lesbians killing men is so badass, I love The Last of Us
>>733702090Hey man that's coolstill not going to play it
>>733703751Holy shit I don't see ONE good thing about this combat. Complete failure in every way.
>>733702090I had a dream last night that my aunt gave me her two beloved parrots to feed and forgot to do it and when I've checked the cage one was dead, gave a disposable glove to my guest in my dream home and told him to clean it up lol.
