>intense multiplayer match>suddenly get violent diarrhoea
>violent diarrhea>queue into intense multiplayer match on my phone while shitting
>>733702981Anon, your emergency shit bucket?
>>733702981happened to me onceit was a tennis match in GTA Online and it wasn't that intense
>>733702981>not wearing a gamer diaper
>>733702981not yet
>>733703075>gamer diapers
GO TO THE BATHROOM NOWYOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>733702981
>>733702981it's anxiety
>too constipated to have that problemHeh, sucks to be you.my butt hurts
>>733703497Lay off the opioids anon
>>733702981>Don't wanna end on a loss>Que up for a match>Round one, stomach a bubbling>Tough it out. Round two, guts atwisting>Tie breaker, sweating, clenching>Win, rush to the john and achieve lift off as I punish the toilet and lose about ten pounds out of my blazing arseholeSuch is life
>>733703506No he just needs to drink more water and eat more oils, fiber is a scam
>>733702981The gods favor you with the time difficulty multiplier: overcome the trial for more metaphysical gacha currency
>stay in hotel>get stressed out and shit nonstop>get fine after staying 2 dayswat does this mean though
>>733703497Eat potatoes and bananas an drink milk and 100% fruit juice
>>733704197Try to calm down. Easiest way is to carb the fuck up both starch and sugar, it directly lowers adrenaline
Wow everyone here gets the shits from anxiety, what a bunch of fucking losers (it's even worse for me)
>intense violent diarrhoea>suddenly get multiplayer match
>>733703173What a coincidence. I am wearing those right now.
>>733704547
>>733704197Stress can cause diarrhea and stomach issuesTry to fix your anxiety
>>733702981>sharting on toilet crying because you can hear your teammates screaming at you for throwing
>>733704197i'm the oposite and i dont shit for days when staying somewhere else
>>733704197Stress and anxiety can really fuck up your stomach and digestion. There was a time when I was shitting constantly for like a month and even lost weight because it felt like things would just pass straight through my stomach and out my ass. I was worried because I was waiting to find out if I got accepted into a study program overseas I really wanted and they just had to run some final checks. I even went to the doctor because I thought something was seriously wrong with me and they couldn't find anything.When I found out I got accepted and stopped stressing about it, it went away instantly.
Maybe you should stop being a shitter.
The more she drank, the more she shat
girls poop
>>733703497Just drink one of those Starbucks Oleato drinks or eat some sugar-free Haribo gummies
>>733702981 >intense multiplayer match >suddenly get violent diarrhoea>put mic in pants and start blasting the farts Lol.
i love dioramas good for you
>>733704631>It's Quake 3 finals at Dreamhack 2003.
>tfw designated home shitter>literally hate shitting in public and will literally hold it or go home so I can shit on my own toiletI remember I when I was working construction, I once took an uber home on my lunch break because I had to shit so bad and the port-a-potties were the most diabolical putrid shit you've ever seen. Like even to go in there to take a piss, you had to wear a gas mask and hold your breath. They also had a port-a-potty on the 4th and 7th floor, which one day I had no choice but to use the one on the 7th floor which was thankfully pretty clean and not too bad but the ones on the first floor (think like 5-6 port-a-potties lined up) were literally hell. It smelled like what I imagine the worst parts of India is like.Also, am I the only one who needs to shit naked? Whenever I take a shit I always get asshole naked, except maybe socks. I'll do the pants around the legs think if I'm forced to shit in public place but to me that's fucking DISGUSTING because there is 100% piss and shit particles splashed on that floor and toilet bowl.
>>733702981>in a raid>someone asks to wait because they have diarrhea>literally 10 seconds later>"now it's gonearrhea haha"
>intense killstreak>weaponize your diarrhea for more kills
>>733715221Ohhh, haha!Oh... oh, damn...
>>733703231>>733703250Not yet.
>>733702981This happens every time I try to play Project Zomboid with my friends, a game you really can't pause
>>733715221lul
>>733702981Shit yourself
