>"Yunchang, all I'm asking of you is to stay and defend the bottom tower while we push top.">Decides to throw and leave lane>Get ganked and died in jungle>Shu lost the game because of it>Somehow the Chinese still praise him as the God of war
*Blocks your path**Dodges your attacks**Kills you*
for me it's best boy
>>733703567*Jumps in your path*>YOUR KIND MADE ME KILL MY DAUGHTER*Attacks preemptively before you can react**Kills you*
>brother Zhang Fei I once again implore you to stop beating your own generals in drunken rage>Zhang Fei during a siege:
>>733703450Shu is a bunch of morons.
>>733703709*Solos Zhang Fei army*>You betrayed humanity and now you will pay*Parries his attacks**Beheads him*
>>733703678this is a musou threadgow hasn't been good since 3the 2016 reboot is souls light garbage made to appeal to the lowest common denominator
>>733703541>>733703678>>733703858Stay down, better man.
>>733703930nigga gAIden slopboys
>>733703930JAPANESE MANPLEASE BREED MY WIFE
>>733703898>There can be only one God Of War *Roars*>>733703930>Now... you made me Angry*Dodges his attacks**Throw axe and hits him in the leg*tears it off*
>>733703450>>733703567>>733703709Why do Chinese pretend these fucking Marvel ahh characters ever existed and did half of what they are claimed to have done?>But bro Lo Wang and Chingfeng outmaneuvered Xu Ping and Jackie Chan at Xiaohongshu! Epicu!
>>733704998Skin newcucks alive. Roll them in salt.
@733704998HATE zoomers
>>733703450Is Yunchang the prequel to Wuchang?
>>733704998>weebfags when the main character doesn't have dead parents, betrayed by his best friend and NTR'd by his crush
If you want to win favour with an older chinese man, mention you like the story of Three Kingdoms. Watch their eyes light up.
>>733705241>Yunchang and Wuchang? New God fledglings? They will get whats coming*Gets a drop on both of them and kills them*>Give me a challenge
>>733705327
>>733705327but I dont know anything about the story of Three Kingdoms
>>733705452neither do I, I've played like 3 dynasty warriors games.
>>733703450Chinese are shit at war
samurai warriors>dynasty
>>733705695>Xiongnu get their shit pushed in and then out of the region by the Chinese >Xiongnu then proceed to erase the low levels instead (Europe)
>>733706045
For me, it's Zhao Yun with a baby, clearly where jackie chan got the idea. Shame Liu Bei went and spiked said baby into the ground and had it lose 50 IQ potential.
>>733703450>Somehow the Chinese still praise him as the God of warBlame Bovine Bovine for that; he goons at le fabuluous beardman like there was no tomorrow.
>>733706207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqfI-bIvnIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzaQ0xlOfUE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fc8sXWopBshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebw_j5oOeMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4E1u3_S1p8
>>733706207>implying the chinks consumed that shit at gun pointThey need to talk responsibility.
>>733706393Very true, lil Rubio. Take some responsibility.
Fuck the Wu.
Isn't the author biased towards Shu? They are so over the top good and overpowered (despite the fact that they lost), that it feels like he basically played propaganda for them. Guan Yu being one of the examples
>>733706274It gets me every fucking time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhdqnsiDSa8
ah jeez lois this is worse than the time I executed my personal doctor
Guan Yu is always the coolest of the peach bros.
Gun Yu
>>733709023>I pop a cap in this bitch in the name of my nigga
