Played any card games lately?Also does anyone know when is the new TMNT stuff coming to arena?
>>733703871>Played any card games lately?Been waitingLast one i've played was Shadowverse WBWhile good, the devs are dogshit>Also does anyone know when is the new TMNT stuff coming to arena?https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-february-23-2026
>>733703871Magic: the Gathering fans deserve as much ridicule as Pokémon fans, you faggots are playing an actual homogame made by people who hold you in complete contempt.
>>733703936uh oh chuddie melty*kicks you're head clean off*
It would've been easier to just expand the Baxter family or redeem Baxter himself but for some reason they just have to make April black.
>>733703871>take a ginger>make em a niggerAs a red headed individual I want you to know that they want to replace us with niggers
>>733704198Any variants of her in the yellow jumpsuit?
>>733704469It's because they are dyslectics
>>733704198>>733703871Unlike the nonsense LOTR one, it's hard to get too rage baited by black April because this wouldn't even be the third time they've done it. The Turtles have been black-coded for a while themselves after the Power Rangers crossover gave them black human disguises. If you wanted to get mad about it all, you're 8 years late to the party.The real issue is how shit the artwork is in the OP image. The second card isn't great, but it's passable in comparison.
>Don't worry about me—ow!kino
>>733703871>April O'Nig
>>733703871The last card game I played was Master Duel but I haven't logged in for over a year
>>733703871>>733704198April? You look different
>>733703871More like Aperil
>>733704469>>733704609Dyslectic epidemics is a serious problem.
>>733705947I can understand wanting to fix the genetic dead end that is redheads by why do they always want to replace them with black people?
>>733703871>>733704198Becoming a nigger was also a side effect of the failed experiment
>>733704469>>733706013Read the Bible and you will find out why. It goes far back in the origins of Jewish people.
>>733703871she looks like a nortubel character
>>733703871I played Hearthstone for years but it's been shit for a long time.Tried Runeterra for a while but it's dead.YGH stinks and always has so Master Duel and Duel Links are out.Never got into Arena but I stopped playing paper MTG when it became clear that they were leaning hard into Fortnite slop.Shadowverse 2 seemed promising but it somehow felt powercrept the instant it released.I will give Digimon Alysion a try but I'm not holdilng out hope on it being good.
>spiderman 2.0trash slop set for commander sloppers
>>733706170For the first time ever with your faggot-y spamming of this nothing meme, you are correct.
Is WOTC the most notoriously leftist game company?
>>733704924>black-codedStill one of the stupidest and most annoying things people have come up with.
>3 black April o'Neil cardsWhy? She's got an irish surname.
>>733704198Why is this a legendary effect?
>>733706410If it talks like a nigger and speaks like a nigger
>>733706471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zoSo this guy is a nigger?
>>733706424Y'know, just the slow erasure of white people
>>733706424Because the original April was named after the creators wife who was a half and half. So Nickelodeon has the current agenda of April is black.
>>733706567Time to start killin' browns I guess
>>733706580>Being half something means youentirely something So what's wrong with making her entirely white?
>>733706467Legendary super type doesn't mean shit anymore, since most players just play edh and not Magic.
>>733706635Niggalodeon is what's wrong with that. They decided to make her black in recent portrayals, so that's what she is until further notic
>>733706587spoiler alert: it ain't the browns pulling the strings
>>733703871who the fuck is this? i dont remember April O'neal looking like that!
>>733705947they really do only hire the ugliest black women, i've seen hotter black chicks at the gas station
>>733706768Uh-huh...And your proof is...?
>>733703871
>>733706580It's pretty weird since she's still white in plenty of thinge. It's still pretty funny that even the jews kept her white in Raid.
>>733706883>>733706828Why did you post the same thing twice?
>>733706835my wife
What sucks about this crossover is all the fanservice it features (Even non-Fred Wolf characters like Agent Bishop, Savanti Romero, and a female Null get cards).
magic has been shit since they changed how combat damage works.give me stacked combat damage or give me death.I miss playing astral shift so fucking much
>>733707781*astral slideit's been so fucking long I'm even forgetting the name of cards. christ.
>>733707781What changed about combat damage?
>>733708021Back in like 03 it stopped using the stack, which dumbed down the combat phase. Before you could do fun things like saccing your Mogg Fanatic after it gets blocked to kill x/2s
>>733708021before magic2010, combat damage used the stack.So you could stack combat damage and then do something else with the creature. Easiest examples are things like mogg fanatic where you could stack the 1 damage from combat and then sacrifice it to do 1 more damage to whatever you want. My example with Astral Slide was that you could attack/block, stack combat damage, then cycle a card and RFG the creature until EoT and it comes back as if nothing ever happened.Since then you still get the "block" in but the opposing creature feels nothing and if they have trample you take the full damage to face since nothing was really there.
>>733708145>>733708150That's a lame ass change
>>733703871>Played any card games lately?Been playing Dracotail and VSK9 in master duelI dropped mtg when they announced tmnt and haven't regretted it in the slightest, mtga just has an absolutely abysmal economy.
I tried MTG for the first time when a friend invited me to play, I don't fucking understand the appeal>spend multiple turns just to place down a character>if your enemy has too many characters or their characters are just better (be it with stats or traits) you can't do anything about them>sometimes even people can play cards that are just "lmao everything you placed dies xd take damage">when you place more shit down people can go "ERM... ACTUALLY I'M GOING TO USE MY GIGAFAG INTERRUPT MOVE! AND NOW YOU CANT PLAY!"I guess I can see the appeal? I just would hate to play it all the time, some of those cards are extremely fucking annoying
>>733708150>a creature removed from combat should still be able to deal damageIt's been decades boomer, move on
>>733703871you prancing la la homos ruined /tg/ to the point that is /lgbt/. and now you wish to invade other boards once yours is a graveyard.
>>733708513ok
>>733706535He was definitelly acting like one, yes.
>>733708269it made a lot of cards completely unplayable and made even more cards a lot worse. Things like Morphling used to be really good, now it's just bad.I remember playing UW blink back in ravnica/lorwyn type 2 and it being 10/10 lots of fun. It basically loses half of its ability to generate tempo without being able to stack combat damage, though.oh right, this was also the rules change that they removed manaburn from the game, which was also kind of stupid. Not really as consequential but still pretty dumb, since before if someone generated infinite mana, didn't have the ability to outright win the game during that phase and couldn't funnel it all into something else they'd then gib themselves.
>>733708513Pauper is the only fun MTG format nowadays, everything else is too high power level and feels like "random bullshit go!"
>>733708632What was manaburn? I'm a very casual old player and never heard of this before.
>>733706424So does Shaquille.
>>733708513>when you place more shit down people can go "ERM... ACTUALLY I'M GOING TO USE MY GIGAFAG INTERRUPT MOVE! AND NOW YOU CANT PLAY!"the trick to having fun in magic is to scoop the instant you find out your opponent is playing blue
>>733708681You'd get 1 damage for each mana you had in your pool when you changed phases. So mana drain was actually a risk back then.
>>733708681quite literally just if you had mana floating and you passed the phase, you would take damage equal to the amount of mana you had floating.This wasn't really relevant very often since 90% of the time mana production has a pretty easy "off" switch, but there are some recursive combo decks that tap out and untap lands and produce obscene amounts of mana. If they ended up lowrolling hard enough and whiffing on getting their win conditions they could end up with excess mana really easily, even if they bricked early and only have 5-8 mana floating that's 5-8 less life they have and makes it easier to kill them.
>>733708778>>733708793I'm actually glad they ditched that, it's an unfun sounding mechanic
>>733706535yes
The cards don't seem very good so it will be very easy for me to skip this one other than the two or three cards that will stick aroundIt's funny how sets with shit flavor also tend to have shit cards, makes it so easy for me. Happened with Murders, happened with Aetherdrift, happened with Spiderman...
>>733708820it genuinely didn't come up that often, but it was at least a way to have something approaching a downside to retards turning things that shat out a ton of mana sideways without a plan for how to spend it it also let you be cheeky and intentionally manipulate your life total to take advantage of cards that cared about life totals like the pulse cycle
>>733708820it was a safety valve to prevent mana production from always being a good thing; see all the ramp bitching for the past decade.
>>733708820it was just something else to keep track of. It could be argued that it probably slowed gameplay down a bit but the change very directly removed some nuance from the game.That it happened the same time as the combat damage stack removal just showed wizards intent on dumbing down the game.
>>733708987>>733709026>>733709171Sure, but I think the new change is more fun.However I think the change to combat damage is less fun.I prefer having the most options. I like damage stack shenanigans, they give you millions of fun options. Mana hurting players is just boring imo. Means they have less options.
>>733708820More than being unfun it was just largely superfluous. It would come up like once every 20 games at best, so at the end of the day it was a mechanic that would barely ever come into play but you still had to keep in mind just in case, whilst adding barely no real depth outside of a handful of cards
>>733709310This is also why I don't play with commander damage. It's just unfun
I want to play Magic. It has so many varied strategies such as:>White: destroys everything you have and floods the field with creatures full of +1/+1>Red: destroys everything you have and floods the field with 1/1 creatures>Black: destroys and banishes everything you have and floods the field with creatures>Blue: negates everything you have and floods the field with artifacts>Green: destroys everything you have and floods the field with creatures some of which give themselves +999 +1/+1 countersSuch variety, many strategies.
>>733709392Fuck yeah, and then you get into mixing colors and find out new and exciting ways of destroying everything and flooding the field, it's the best fucking game
>>733709392come home, white man.
>>733709295It means the designers have more options. Cathodian was a strong card in its day because it dying when you couldn't use the mana gave it a cost at a time when a grey ogre was an above rate creature.
>>733703871Is card games vidya?Ive been playing FAB
I'm making my own
my wife ink eyes
>>733709450For me it's:>Chocobo: floods the field with 2/2 Chocobo tokens that give themselves +1/0 on land entry. Also Tifa is there>Cloud: floods the field with equipments and Cloud casts shit without paying mana>Avatar Shrine: floods the field with 1/1 Prowess tokens>Colorless: floods the field with 1/1 Haste Double Strike tokens, casts shit for free and banishes colored permanentsThey all do exactly the same shit basically.Reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh! and how every strategy is just summon/negate slop.
>>733708635>mh3 bringing to pauper cards that should have been printed as raresyeah sure ok
>>733709574>with _ in the nameHate when games do this.
>>733709392Sounds like Pokemon might be more your speed
>>733709471I assume you're referring to premodern, a format where brainstorm is banned and I can't play necropotence in it
>>733709392Why don't you just play yellow?
>>733709392Why yes anon, the game about getting your opponents life points to 0 are mostly going to be about playing cards that get your opponents life points to 0Also barely any of the current top decks do what your post says anyways
LookBasically I'm just not gonna banish a card from a handI know... UGH, I know...I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!It's just thatI'm not banishing any cardsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>733709728no I just used to play solitary confinement enchantress in legacy at some point and also played some random confinement deck for a period in extended when it was invasion-ravnica or whatever(I think the rotation at the time was last 6-8 block rotating every 3 blocks or something?). it was before it was nerfed to basically only being standard+.I'm just saying to return to the real white archetype, which is lockout bullshit.
I'm currently making my own card game for fun at the same time as getting into magicI'll make up a mechanic I think is cool and unique and I'll find out it's already a thing in magicYou could pay for a card face down and pay as much as you want over it's price to conceal it's identity. Unlike Magic I have a wealth of cards that replace cards wholesale on a battlefield (positional mechanics) that can do it to the hidden cards so it works better in mine
sex with master splinter
>>733710114If he gave you a blowjob you'd have to do it an angle
>>733710079I've been doing the same, but it's not a card game that is meant to be playable, rather it's going to be a story about it, kind of like Yugioh. I still want the game to make internal sense and for the readers to be able to anticipate possible twists in games if they've paid enough attention, but also I don't want to bother making it balanced because it's harder to write compelling duels that way
>>733710164Fortunately there would be no such logistical issues if I were to suck him off instead
>>733710024amen, white should be resources denial again
>>733710114yes
>>733704924>le black-coded>original comic was a parody of a Marvel comic about an Irish Catholic superhero>first cartoon adaptation leaned into surfer/skater culture archetypes which were predominantly white
>>733710325ZAMN, granpa
>>733706816Somebody finally said it. I see some absolute baddies at the gas station.
>>733704198That card art is much nicer. I still want to know what the hell happened in OP's card.
>>733710438>remember the animated series?
>>733710438They hired a trans diaper furry to do the art.
>>733710114Did anyone notice all his upskirts in S1?
>>733710015That weasel is kind of hot
>>733710695He's coolI hope we get another bloomburrow set soon instead of all the gay crossover stuff
Lol, I thought the OP was posting a meme. Black April, half-furry, with a Tumblr art style, on a fucking Magic card.It's always funny to see corporations throwing tradition in the trash because of their desperation to sell.
>>733710874How did a literal furry set end up so good?
>>733711128You can't put the ugliest negroes you can find in a Redwall set which is the main reason half of the people working at wizards work there. So you're left with people who actually like the game to make it.
>>733711128The devs are pretty good at making sets they actually want to make. Bloomburrow, Edge of Eternities, Final Fantasy, Avatar, you can tell when the people making the cards have their heart into it and when they're making Spiderman or Karlov
>the artists barely disguised fetishthey did it, they managed to make me not buy a set
>>733711557Did you buy fucking spider-man?
>>733706793>April O'kneel
>>733703871More like April O'Nig
>>733713997We don't tolerate racism here.
>>733703871I hate how mtg as a whole has the most retarded looking legendary creature art, then the regular creatures look great. Anyways I only collect the lands. Now I know what kind of thread this actually is but let me just say I am excited for tje new Naruto tcg coming next month & started collecting kayou naruto & miku cards just because
>>733715309>new Naruto tcg coming next monthI was about to get even more pissed at Scamco than usual but thankfully it's not them.
>>733716439That's the only reason I'm even excited about it
>>733711396Edge of Eternities is boring as hell. It's competent enough as a draft set, but it's one of the most uninspired "new planes" they ever made.
>>733717153The decision to ignore guns entirely instead of going with Raypunk/Raygun Gothic scifi blasters is so retarded.
>>733718261Nta but yeah what the fuck, it's a western setting why not just give them guns
>>733718567That was OTJ which was even worse. They should have never attempted a cowboy plane when they can't even give pirates wheellocks in Ixalan.
>>733710114>>733710325I want to have love making sex with 2012 Splinter. He needs more fat art and more art in general.
