The Donkey Kong 64 Denim Banana
Tiny and Wrinkly are back.
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>>733705125OOHHHHHHHH BAANAANAAAA
>>733705183>Named tiny kong>She's tall af
>>733707335She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
>>733705125HE DIDN'T SAY DENIM
>>733708990When will artists stop ruining their art with chromatic aberration? Why did they even start thinking it looks good in the first place?
>>733707335>Donkey Kong>He's not an ass
HAPPY BANANATASTY BANANASQUEEZE THE PEELIT COMES IN DENIM
>>733705183Wrinkly still dead
>>733705125Can we be sure that the teleporter banana isn't made of denim? It has a zipper.
>>733710283Could the Banandium root revive her if wished for? Is it Shenron-tier powerful?
>>733708837What's the odds on he's gonna backtrack and claim this was another one of his brilliant "experiments" and that he's a super smart pupptmaster?
>>733710193I didn't say "DENIM", you fucking mouth drooler!
for me, it's Squeeze Banana 3 (80s REMIX)
I don't get it.
>>733712645DSP
DK64 is underrated
>>733709805>Dixie Kong>She isn't wearing the confederate flag
>>733714167>Diddy Kong>he's not in prison
i'm not the only one that does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM any time they get bananas at the store, right
>you always fall for the bait, wings>baits himself over a typo from a 6 year old meme and has two enormous meltdowns over itthere really is no other retard like phil he is like a dog who eats his own shit for fun you can't help but laugh
>>733708837>I don't know anything about this stupid banana song or whatever its called>I didnt even say Denim idiots I said something completely even though I just said I dont know anything about the song>Ok so youtube CC says I did say denim them but, I actually did say denim but you idiots are wrong anyway>I literally dont know anything about this song guys I swear 220 behaviour
>>733715417Me personally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrmD8hTAC7s
SQUEEZE BANANAPUT BANANA IN MY MOUTH IN MY MOUTHSQUEEZE BANANA
Him lying about the handcart thing I can at least understand, he's a retard who thinks that using a handcart is "unmanly" in some way despite it just being a sensible thing to use to move heavy or awkward objects. Why he's decided to lie about the word "denim" I just can't figure it out. Is there some association with the word denim I'm not aware of?
>>733717420It's just pure ego and disdain for his detractors, if the detractors say the sky is blue they must be wrong somehow because they're all mowlth droolas
>>733717420He thinks the song makes him sound gay and wants dicks (Which it does) and he is extremely insecure about everythingHe hates that the meme got picked up by detractors and became popularHe's completely incapable of leaning into memes or poking fun at himself due to said insecurityNow he tried to retcon the whole song and say "you mowlthdroolers had the words wrong anyway! But I literally don't know anything about this song"Its overall a safe, somewhat wholesome, non-toxic (for a DSP stream) oraganic thing that just happened and as per usual he just digs himself into a deeper hole
>>733717420DSP has a case of autistic narcissism so deep that he is physically incapable of laughing off jabs at him like a normal human being. He never developed the social skills to laugh at oneself that tells others you're not an insufferable retard. Him getting furious over "denim" has nothing to do with what was or wasn't said, he simply needs to find some way to undermine a perceived de-track-tor meme so he can pignotize his audience of windowlickers, but he first has to convince himselfi guarantee he prepared all his talking points ahead of rewatching the video and highlighting the "denim" moment because if he couldn't somehow spin it to own the detractors he just wouldn't bring it up and do his usual "uh i dont know what that even is ack ack ack"
>>733707335It's literally a joke about her name, and needing to replace a larger character in the Diddy Kong Racing DS port.
>>733717698The redesign was not created for DKR DS though, it just happened to debut in it.
>>733705125I was taking in gibberish, mouth drooling yellow bus DUNCE
>>733717623He likes to say "I reacted poorly with TIHYDP back in the day, I should've owned it", but he's doing the exact same shit with the stupid banana song.
>>733705183>They kept Tiny's redesignBased based based
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>>733719957>the year 2046>Guys I realized I should have reacted better to the banana song. Now as a 64 year old man and now that I'm mature and grown up I know realize my mistakes>If you guys tip me $100 I will sing the banana song on stream for you guys>No you fucking idiot I didnt say denim you fucking mowlth drooler
>>733705125Haha it comes in denim!What a fucking jape!
