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>WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE RAM STICKS?!?!?!
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>>733721354
omellete du fromage
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>>733721354
dexter's a cookie
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I AM AVERAGE
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Retail prebuilts are a better value than building your own gaming PC right now
What a world
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Was coffee really so important to the lives of parents that they would break down into tears and existential dread if they didn't have it?
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>>733721354
I fucking hate coffee
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>>733721746
They didn't have energy drinks or commercially available yerba mate. If you were a caffeine junkie (and you have to be if you work in an office), you drank coffee or tea and that was it.
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I still have Dexter stickers from a comic or some shit stuck on my door from when I was a child(I'm 29)
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on le goon from marge
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>>733721746
it's an addictive substance that causes pretty bad withdrawal headaches for regular consumers. Not to the degree of most addictive drugs, but it sucks pretty bad
I was drinking 6-8 cups (not the cooking measurement but actual mugs of coffee) a day about a year ago to maintain focus for long workdays and coming off of it was miserable
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YOU ARE STUPID
YOU ARE STUPID
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>>733721354
Sam Altman ate them all
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>>733722301
>6-8 cups a day
what the fuck
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>>733721746
My mom will flat out go through withdrawls bedridden and puking all day until she gets coffee.
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>>733721354
Check my foreskin.
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>>733722440
there was a lot of work to do, it was long days for gamedev crunch
these days i'm down to 3-4
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don't talk to me until i've had my coffee
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>>733721746
Don't even TALK to me until I've had my coffee!
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>>733721746
Caffeine is addictive
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>>733722429
and don't forget,
YOU ARE STUPID
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>>733721354
How do I avoid becoming a miserable coffee adict like the boomers while also not falling sleepy at work? Sleeping more doesn't help me
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>>733721797
>I am a cat who loves to snooze
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>>733723475
coke
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>>733723512
I HATE ALRAM CLOCKS
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AI companies receiving blank checks from the government.

>>733721746
Yes. My parents constantly drank coffee and smoked two packs of Marlboro reds, each.
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>>733723475
Have you tried morning stretches?
Also watch your diet before going to bed.
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>>733722029

>I still have Dexter stickers from a comic or some shit stuck on my door from when I was a child
when you moved out, you took your childhood door with you?
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>>733722884
I'm proud of ya, Anon.
Personally, I never started that shit because the smell makes me wanna die.
Nowadays, the most I take is a single energy drink on lunch/dinner break at work if things are rough.
And that's only cause it makes my feet hurt less somehow.
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>>733721354
ram stocks are doing great, wdym?
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>>733722440
Different anon but I've been a coffee fiend since my 20's, I can go through two pots a day easy if I'm deskbound. Caffeine withdrawal does suck nuts, and I've been working on weaning myself off it as a result. Honestly quitting smoking was easier.
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>>733723475
>Sleeping more doesn't help me
Either do some light exercising before work or coke
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>>733721354
To this day I am still puzzle by the dad "I have seen terrible things in my life" comment, he doesn't look like someone that would end up in horrible situations.
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>>733723745
>he doesn't look like someone that would end up in horrible situations
Most people don't look like they'd end up in horrible situations.
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>>733723745
The truck stop episode would have been a disaster for him if Dexter didn't build him a powerful robot arm
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WHO'S TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON ME
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>>733723638
>>733723741
Qrd on exercise before work and diet before bed?
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>>733723475
Rage works.
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>>733723930
If you eat too much before sleep your body has spend some energy on digestion.
Exercise in the morning gets the blood pumping, something like that.
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>>733723684
>when I moved out
anon....
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>>733724113
Aw hell naw.
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>>733723475
Decaf?
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>>733723929
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>>733721746
Caffeine is a shitty drug like Nicotine. Buzz lasts for a hour at best and you constantly need more. At least with weed you feel the edibles for the entire day.
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>>733723745
I could be thinking of an entirely different cartoon dad but didnt he mention he was a Vietnam vet or former Navy Seal?
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>>733723614

Walmart-kun, it's NEET-sama.

Today I murdered a big ass tree, played some Mewgenics, fapped to loli incest hentai, ate some cherry chocolate chunk ice cream, took a shower and am about to take a nap.

All on your tax dollars.

:3
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>>733723123
Hey, Reginald doesn't have a son. No woman would be able to withstand his grotesque appearance and slovenly ways long enough to bear his child.
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>>733724247
I haven't worked at walmart since October. Worked there 25 years and instead of praise or promotions, all I got was lingering trauma I got to therapy for weekly. I'm in a better headspace as an independent digital content creator, vtuber, and interactive video games streamer.
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>>733724241
>Navy Seal
That was Billy's dad
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>>733723930
>Qrd on exercise before work
You don’t feel sleepy and sluggish? Your brain basically gets the same chemicals when you drink coffee
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>>733723475
I've got tons of energy and I'm in my 40s. All I did was not eat like shit but I think the thing that helped the most was that I stopped jacking off. Don't listen to the demons lies that you need to masturbate weekly or else you'll fuckin die of ass cancer or that you need to watch porn or else you are anti semitic (lol).

Go on semen retention right now and see how much better things get for you.
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>>733723930
The food just sits there and ferments while you sleep because you're not active. This can cause gut issues overtime.
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finally a good fucking thread on this shithole board.
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>>733721354
Stuff like that episode made me think "I don't ever want to drink coffee and get addicted to it". And yet I became an alcoholic.

But I'm still not addicted to coffee so I got that going for me.
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>>733724247
That ice cream flavor and hentai sound great, but come on, anon. That is not a big ass tree.
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>>733721354
>same ram from 2 years ago was $400
>it's now $800
I still bought because that is a "good" deal right now and prices will only get worse until at least the end of OpenAI's current RAM contracts (assuming no renewal).
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>>733724125
There is a nationwide housing crisis
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>a cup of scalped RAM
>a quart of thermal paste
>a box of fans
>a block of power
>a gallon of cum
>a cup of coffee
>beans
>COOOKIES
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>>733721354
>The city watch came upon us as we were about to deal the killing blows, my lord. We were forced to flee to avoid being captured!
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>>733724095
>>733724390
>>733724457
I will try all of that, thank you so much guys. I've been called sleepy all my life and I hate it because I literally can't help it ;__; I put so much effort onto everything I do
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>>733722884
That's tuff anon. I used to drink a lot of coffee, probably 5 cups a day just for the heck of it, I don't even think it helped my work, I just enjoyed the buzz and taste. Some days I'd miss my morning cup and get splitting headaches and I decided to just quit. Made the switch to tea. I have a cup of oolong a day, maybe an extra in the afternoon or a dark black if I'm feeling real down, and it has improved my life probably more than any other single decision I've ever made. Would highly recommend keeping your caffeine intake low, it's honestly 10x worse for your mental than tobacco.
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>>733721354
>>733721746
When you have kids and a job coffee is like blood and you need it or you'll die. Also weed.
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>>733724218
I wish that my system would acclimate to THC in a way that it didn’t just make me feel like I got shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart. I’m so jealous of people are able to enjoy a nice high, and still go about their day. It’s always “Nothing’s happening…nothing’s happening…I CAN’T MOVE”.
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>>733721746
I have one small black coffee every morning and one can of pepsi with supper. I like tea too on occasion.
The caffeine boost and a b12 supplement keep me clear and alert. I also sometimes take an omega-3 before bed and make sure to at least get 6 hours deep sleep per night. More on weekends.
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>>733724529
>Upgraded right before the prices began to spike
i lucked out
32GB should be more than enough to last for years
too bad about the GPU prices, though
I thought they'd go down after shitcoin mining stopped being trendy
>>733724749
if it makes that big of a difference, maybe I should try it. I love the taste of coffee but the impact is clearly pretty bad
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>>733724247
>electric chainsaw

Very low-t coded.
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>>733721451
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>>733721354
Coffee is weird for me, the only time I ever feel it is if some rinds got into the drink. Then I feel wired and energetic.
Otherwise idk if my body is just really good at metabolizing it because I can down a cup and pass out anyways two seconds later if I'm tired.
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>Don't talk to me until I've had your coffee
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>>733724676
I can't believe I still hear it in that stupid voice after 20 years. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Thanks for chuckle anon
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>>733724738
Another factor could be breathing.
If you are not properly through both nostrils, that can deprive brain of oxygen and cause drowsiness.
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>>733722301
Caffeine specifically. If youre addicted and stop for a day, the blood veins tighten around your brain and you could possibly pass out. Not great if you're in the middle of driving.
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>>733725238
Nah that's fine, I've only mouthbreathed when I was so congested air could just not go through
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>>733725238
That’s interesting… How can I improve my breathing? I’ve always had problems breathing through my nose
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>>733723475
you don't need to sleep more, you need to consistently sleep in multiples of ~90min. that's about how long your whole REM cycle is, and you don't want to be in the middle of one when you wake up. if you've ever felt like death despite sleeping 6+ hours, not drinking, etc. it's likely because you woke up while in the middle of deep sleep. you can use a site like sleepyti.me to calculate when you should wake up / go to sleep, there are probably apps that do it too.
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>>733724430
>JOIN MY CULT BLOODY BASTERD
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>>733723929
>>733721528
Why did Dexter think it was a good idea to make a robot bird that could fly, meaning it could leave his lab. and copy everything everyone said knowing full well deedee exists
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>>733725752
He may be a genius, but he isn't smart.
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>>733721746
I probably would be pissed finding out my kids had brewed 6-7 pots in the night, run through it all, and my workday was going to start horribly, yes
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>>733725752
Because with science comes hubris and Dexter's certainly got that in spades even if he isn't Jimmy Neutron levels of fuck up
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WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS
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>>733722218
>le goon
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>>733725752
Were talking about a kid who unfroze a paleolithic man from ice and tried to somehow lecture and educate him on human progress and technology. You couldn't do that to a man born in the 1700's much less a hominid whos life expectancy was 30 and spent most of his time trying not to die from environmental pressure.
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>>733725752
As much of a genius as Dexter was, he was still a little kid.
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I used them all to generate slop of obscure 2D Girls. Here's Miyuki from Basquash. Got more if ya' want em'.
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how do I make money while being as close to neet as possible?
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>>733725572
I dun know what you're talking about demon.
People will know the truth eventually and I bet that terrifys you :D
Cease your evil activitys now before it's too late bitch!
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>>733721746
caffeine is a drug and they are addicts
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>>733726536
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>>733726176
>life expectancy was 30
the lifespan of a a paleolithic man with predation removed was the same as ours
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>>733726650
I hear Euros brag about being able to live off of autismbux all the time.
If that doesn’t apply to you and you haven’t already lucked into a do-nothing WFH job you’re fucked.
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>>733726650
Get neet/autismbuxx and make use of compound interest with some ETFs
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>>733726176
I liked that Billy and Mandy episode where they find and unfreeze Fred Flintstone and he goes on a murderous rampage
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>>733726876
I thought that was burgers. It really depends on the country in EUSSR. In some cunts you can live better than wagies while in others you get like 100 eurodollars and starve to death if you dont have a family
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>>733721354
LITERALLY ram sticks have started to go down in price so much even faggots on /biz/ who wanted to scalps are now bitching that they have been making their listings cheaper each day.
Just WAIT and you will be able to buy them. Just two more months.
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>>733724247
Sounds comfy.
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>>733724356
I like to think Billy's Dad went stupid from getting his brain rattled too much from active duty.
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>>733727081
I need to sell my old RAM before retards realize they are getting fucked over by scalpers.
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>>733724818
It's all about microdosing.Take less than you think you need and add more after 2-3 hours if you still don't feel it. THC gummies are like 10-30mg per gummy and for beginners they only need one bite.
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>>733726981
I don’t know anyone here who claims a livable gubbermint check just because they’re diagnosed on the spectrum so I always assumed it was all Euros.
Anything short of being totally paralyzed or brain dead and you are working.
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>>733725346
>>733725510
It can happen if you ever gotten striken in the nose and some inner wall was deformed.
You can test it by closing one nostril (putting your thumb in front of it is fine) and see if the exhale flow feels the same. Obviously should be done when you don't a cold or sniffles.

Otherwise, not an expert on breathing
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>>733724905

My little chink electric saw was $80 and it's cut everything I've thrown at it. It's my training wheel saw until I get to the big ass trees, then I'll upgrade to a gas powered one.
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>>733723475
Can't get addicted if you never try it.
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>>733723475
Does having a cup almost every morning make me an addict? I don’t start feeling sick if I skip a day or two.
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>>733724218
Yeah but we'd turns you into a paranoid retard
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>>733723475
Just stop drinking it bro it's not that hard
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>>733727728
why are you hurting trees?
:(
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>>733723123
I like this one
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>>733727746
>Visit some friends who I haven't seen in years
>They drag me to go out bar hopping and get shitfaced
>I don't drink
>I don't belong in bars
>I don't recall them being this addicted to alcohol
>Are they addicted? I can't even tell
>What the fuck do I say? Or do? I don't drink, so I just feel really out of place here
It wasn't a fun time.
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>>733728228
Hanging out with addicts is never fun if you aren't one of them.
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>>733727872
Delta 8 or HHC is weed without the paranoia and it may even be legal where you live.
>>733725510
If your nose gets stuffy all the time consider you have allergies from dust or something so try to clean your room more often or see if you got mold in your vents. Don't get hooked on nasal spray they will make you even more stuffy.
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>>733723475
Literally just don't become dependent. If you start feeling that you need coffee to wake up, then what you really need is to become more active and eat healthier. Feeling like shit after waking up is an evident sign of an unhealthy lifestyle and drinking coffee only hides the symptoms.
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>>733721528
I'M GONNA BOP YOU ONE, GIRL
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>>733723475
If you do sedentary work, try working while standing if at all feasible.
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wow, wagies are so miserable
no wonder they are always mad at us neet frens
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>>733728614
>frens
consider suicide
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>>733728508
I don't feel like shit when waking up, but I do fall apart like 2-3h later after my shift starts
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>>733721746
It's a cartoon Anon.
It's exaggerated.
Also yes.
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>>733722440
I drink 600 ~ 1200 ml coffee a day.
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>>733723745
He's seen what Dexter's mom's legs look like before she shaves.
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>>733728638
too lazy to kill myself
i'll wait for heat death of universe
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>>733723475
By becoming a neet. Coffee is only really an addiction when you actually have shit you don't want to do but have to do it anyway, especially if you hate getting up in the morning.
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>>733728895
You say this like neets don't drink coffee
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>>733728951
That's more for pleasure than out of necessity to have the energy to get up and work.
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>>733728328
>Hanging out with addicts is never fun if you aren't one of them
>mfw all of my friends play League of Legends
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>Spend over a decade using 2010 budget parts in my PC that I had built in 2015
>Crypto crashes and I can finally afford to upgrade
>Upgrade my entire rig for only 500 bucks (70 more than I spent on it)
>Can run shit like Red Dead 2 at full settings with no stutter
>AI gets and suddenly everything spikes again
>I laff
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>>733728016

It was a mercy.

I had an old empty house on my property burned down two years ago and unfortunately the tree was right next to it so it roasted and wasn't sprouting leaves anymore.

The tree was granted a merciful death and will be turned into firewood for the poor and needy for which I will get a nice tax credit.
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>>733729050
>playing lol in 2013+13
I'm sorry Anon, they might be retarded.
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>>733728895
The current NEET posterboy Cyraxx makes sludge (combination coffee+energy drink).
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>>733728951
This
If anything, they consume more caffeine because they drink a lot of cold blended beverages
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>>733729220
Sounds like it comes out of some creature's ass
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>>733729093
When's the next time foresightbro?
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>>733724905
My dad uses a battery powered Stihl for cutting branches and other small stuff, he loves it.
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>>733729172
Rest in peace tree.
I didn't know trees could be used in that manner.
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>>733729306
When they find a way to power AI without RAM.
Or it crashes, which it probably won't.
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>>733721354
They're on my desk, muhahaha
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>>733729853
Cute Iono.
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>>733726876
>I hear Euros brag about being able to live off of autismbux all the time.
I lived like this for a good while, you get just enough to eke out a comfortable life in your parents house
I got tired of it and eventually went to college and got a job that surprisingly doesn't suck ass, the NEET life is nice, but it wore my soul down pretty bad after a while
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>>733730094
Why ofc, do you think my wife would be ugly?
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>>733721746
Helps get shit going (and literally). We did not have many options in the 90s. Most americans drank fake as hell folgers, some okay beans, some other cheap fake brands, or black tea. My mom would mix just black coffee and sugar during camping trips in a big thermos, that was awesome.

During my last job it was a necessity otherwise I'd get sleepy in the morning. Now I don't drink caffeine because I don't need it. But whenever I do drink it and stop I get heartbeat headaches for 18 hours. The other problem is I like it strong, so it melted my stomach in a bad way if I didnt eat some food and coat the tar with something like butter or coconut oil. Milk isn't bad either but leaves the bad "milk breath" vibe.
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yummy
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>>733724635
How do you bring home women?
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>>733723745
The dad knows about Dexter's lab and his porn but chooses not to talk about it just to fuck with Dexter.
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>>733729557
So you will never upgrade your PC again?
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>>733731428
I will once I stop being a poorfag.
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>>733721746
You'll understand once you reach the fall of your youth (age 28 years).
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>>733732175
>fall of your youth (age 28 years).
LMFBPAO
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>waitfags btf-ACK
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>>733724218
Try adderall. Its like drinking 5 cups of coffee and it stays in your system for the whole day instead of 1 hour
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>>733723564
ENOUGH WITH THE CHITT CHAT LETS GET SOME GRUB GOIN'
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>>733725752
Too smart for his own good. He knows a lot about the world but doesn't know when, where and how to use that knowledge properly, which results in many a hijinks.
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>>733728614
Having been a wagie and a NEET (for more than a year), I can confirm that both are miserable. Being alive is just miserable.
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>>733721947
There were also Nodoz pills as an option, after the late 80s at least.
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>>733721354
Artificial scarcity
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>>733724676
>GUM AND TABASCO SAUCE
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>>733721354
we... bought them all
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>>733721354
So the solution is to get our ram from mexico?
Huh.
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>>733723475
black tea and cold water
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>>733721451
It's Omellete Au Fromage you faggot
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>>733735950
omelette of the cheese hits better
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>>733721797
>i'm sending you into orbit
>you stupid mutt
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>>733721354
>>WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE RAM STICKS?!?!?!
pic related happened
are you tired of winning yet, son?
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>>733722301
>drinking 6-8 cups a day
Bro, your kindeys are going to be fucked up for life.
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>>733736212
Literally me enjoying a game and the coming to /v/ and hearing "complaints" about it.
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>>733732175
When I was 27-28 I started drinking coffee but quit within months because I hated the taste and I suspect it was fucking me up (I got pale, lightheaded, and felt like I was running out of breath a couple of times, after I stopped drinking it I never felt that way again).
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>search for "muffin"
>nothing
What the hell are you guys doing!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cab9HnFYnAY
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>>733725896
How many pots?
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I GOT A SECRET

FORMULA
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>>733721746
I just take Adderall
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>>733736909
Six or--
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>>733730942
>giving any semblance of shit about 3dpd
embarrassing
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Was never really a big fan of Dexter’s Lab. The one episode I remember is where he makes a satellite that shoots a laser at stains in his clothes to clean them but then the satellite malfunctions and it ends up disintegrating his clothes and stripping him in school so then he has to sneak back home completely nude but he runs into a group of girls so he dives into a puddle of mud and pretends he’s a pig and the girls believe it and walk off giggling and calling him a cute pig and anyway that’s how I got my exhibitionism fetish
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>>733728614
I’ve been friends with both neets and wagies and I can confirm the neets are usually the ones that are most miserable. However, the wagies are usually the most schizophrenic ones
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>>733737232
gay ahhh little pig nigga
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>>733723475
Ever since I started doing ritalin I don't need coffee anymore
but if I don't take it for a week I become extremely sleepy all the time
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Remember, /v/. It's not the beard on the outside that counts. it's the beard on the inside
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>>733738545
Even BEHEMOTH knows this.
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>>733721354
I don't drink coffee often, but when I do, I don't feel a single difference, why is that?
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>>733740198
because you're either too retarded to notice the difference or they're giving you decaf because you look like that kind of fag
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>>733721746
>zoomers will never know a world pre monster
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>>733721746
Parent here, yes
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>>733740362
>or they're giving you decaf
But I do it myself
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>>733723475
>while also not falling sleepy at work
You don't.
Just sleep during your job
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>>733721746
if you dont have kids you cannot even imagine how tired you can actually get
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>>733740198
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>>733724430
>Don't listen to the demons lies that you need to masturbate weekly or else you'll fuckin die of ass cancer
Ass cancer is an exaggeration but I noticed whenever I hadn't cum for a week or so, I became so sensitive that even an obese 2/10 latina in bootyshorts could give me a semichub and I couldn't forgive myself for that so now I make sure to fap at least once every 2-3 days to keep my head clear.
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>>733721451
FPBP
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>>733721746
>Was coffee really so important to the lives of parents that they would break down into tears and existential dread if they didn't have it?
No, it's exaggerated because it's a cartoon made for kids. If you drink coffee every day and suddenly stop, you'll have an annoying headache for a couple/few days and be a bit irritable then get over it. It's still an addiction in the literal sense, it's just retards can't understand that "addiction" does not mean you'll suck cock for it like crackheads do.
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>>733741247
Ass cancer's an exaggeration but not much of one. Your head tells you to crank it for good reason, if you believe in exercising your muscles then you should believe in exercising your cock and prostate. It does cause problems if you don't. No-fap from /fit/ is a fucking weird purity cult
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>>733722218
>>733725956
As you command
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>>733741428
action hank canonically hit that
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>>733741235
>"How did you die?"
>"He had a fucking elephant gun"
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>>733721746
considering both my parents always had some form of sleep deprivation because of work/life/my birth, i can only assume coffee is part of the cope cycle that allows you to get used to subpar sleep

im a very pampered person since i always try to get 9 hours of sleep and something like 6 hours or less feels suicide inducing, i can see myself having a mental breakdown waking up on a monday with 5 hours in the tank, full day of niggerwork ahead, and not an ounce of coffee to be found
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THE JUSTICE FRIENDS

THREE OF EARTHS MIGHTIEST HEROES

JOINING FORCES UNDER ONE ROOF
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>>733721354
They're being used to make a really big bubble
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>>733724218
brotha how strong of edibles are you taking??
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>>733741618
Good one.
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>>733721718
I've always just gone on ebay and gotten a pre-built around the specs I want because I'm lazy, so that means nothing changed for me
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>>733723123
I feel like these would be funnier if the 3 panels for each of these strips were just one picture.
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>RAM
>SSDs
>GPUs
What's next? Motherboards? PSUs?
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>>733743473
Anything made out of copper.
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>>733721451
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Coffee is way better for you thank the shitty glorified sodas energy drinks that zoomers have been addicted to for 26 years.
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>>733741598
Does he know?
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>>733721746
This was supposed to be an allegory for alcoholism, Anon. It was like the episode of Rocko's Modern Life where he couldn't stop chewing his fingernails
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>>733721354
are we going to have this discussion everyday?
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>>733721354
Was Dexter's accent ever explained?
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>>733723475
Adderall
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>>733744317
Kill yourself ai faggot
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>>733744710
You don't like hot red heads faggot?
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>>733741935
>Go to bed at 11 or 12
>Body tells you to get up at 8AM for no reason when im clearly still tired

I dont know if cold weather affects sleep but i also dont take naps in the daytime
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>>733724209
Wait just minute here...
Where am I gonna get worms and plastic minnows?
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>>733744764
Literally just go to r34 and get better material
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=dexters_mom+-ai_generated+
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>>733724218
>Caffeine is a shitty drug like Nicotine.

um ackshully
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>>733724752
It's called proper sleep.
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>>733745146
Yeah just get proper sleep bro, spoken like a true nepobaby that never worked a damn day in his life.
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>>733745141
Too many words
Can't you just sum it up by saying caffeine good or caffeine bad for me
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>>733741416
sounds like something a jew would say
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>>733722301
Can confirm. I weened myself off by go down to decaf then tea and boom. No more headaches
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>>733745141
You do realize meth also does the same thing, right?
t. got paid injecting meth into mice
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>>733724125
You're in no position to criticize, tripfag
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>>733721354
>he doesnt live by a microcenter
YIKERINOS
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>>733742374
Not that strong. You need less with edibles because you get the full effect in your bloodstream versus combusting and wasting it.
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>>733740198
You have ADHD
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>>733745141
while true, the buzz cravers who use the stuff go too far.
>>733745814
meth does other things which makes the withdrawals much worse and damaging. plus people usually to inject it ddirectly
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>>733745734
Distrust your instincts, the urge to whack off is a conspiracy placed on you by the Bilderburg Meeting attendees and Rockefellers
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>>733745814
Where can one obtain these meth mice? I have some owls I wanna freak out.
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Aw shit Dex is in the lab again
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The burrito episode gave me a lifelong appreciation for del taco.
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I like how Dexter was actually astronomically stupid and retarded and there's no way someone of his intellect would actually be able to accomplish all that lol.
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>>733744405
it's the same for coffee actully
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>>733721746
I’m not a coffee drinker but I find it extremely painful to force myself to wake up every morning, so I can absolutely see why people rely on it. I forced myself to drink ice coffee once at work, and despite it being extremely diluted, I felt its effects immediately and managed to hit the highest KPIs I’d ever hit on the job. There’s a reason a lot of workplaces provide free coffee. It’s like a switch you flip to get instantly energised.
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>>733746498
Dexter Lab, like most western episodic shows, can have characterization that can be so widely inconsistent depending on whose the writer of the episode. In some episodes, Dexter is a jerk, in others, he is actually pretty intelligent and gets shat on by circumstances, then in others, because there are so many formulaic episodic stories that depend on the MC being an idiot, they'll use it here even though you would think Dexter would be smart enough not to fall for some of it.

t. someone rewatching it at the moment.
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>>733744993
I can't see your link what is it?
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>>733726536
If people knew the porn possibilities of running stable diffusion at home we'd have a consumer ram market that could rival the rush going on right now.

I've literally given myself brain damage jerking it to anime versions of girls I know. Oh, Sarah has big boobs? I'll make an anime girl of her. Then make her a cow. Then chain her up and force her to lactate.

AI is going to kill me but the world will know porn I can't even dream of.
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>>733746842
The seasons that the network made Tartakovsky make even though he didn't want to suck so bad.
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>>733746842
Like Ren and Stimpy, early seasons and later seasons were directed by completely different teams
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>>733743570
>Anything made out of copper.
>copper
so i'm next on trump's chopping block after annexing memezuela huh
>t.chilean
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>>733745356
The harsh truth is that if you don’t prioritize getting sleep, then you won’t function well no matter what you do. I can think of a few instances in which prioritizing sleep is simply not an option (such as having a newborn), but unless you have a responsibility that requires indiscriminate vigilance around the clock, then you simply haven’t been making the effort to get enough rest.

>t. guy on amphetamines who has found this out the hard way
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>>733746926
Based

I’ve gotta get in on this AI porn shit some point. I haven’t allowed myself the luxury of exploring the depths of my sexual imagination.
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>>733728328
Depends on the drugs.
I am a 100% sober god boy with zero history of anything including intoxication and let me tell you being the guy who remembers EVERYTHING at parties is the funniest shit.
Plus, if the cops show up you are the hero who gets to act all clean and proper with complete clarity and it makes them walk away.
Also, seeing my group of friends having a blast on acid is a treat.
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>>733747215
You aren't wrong but you're also vastly underestimating how many people have legitimate reasons to be sleep deprived.
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>>733747395
I really am not lol. I am one of those people. Though I think *legitimate* might be a bit of a stretch.

People really don’t prioritize sleep enough, which leads to more problems than anyone gives it credit for.
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>>733747395
>you're also vastly underestimating how many people have legitimate reasons to be sleep deprived.
there are way too many people i know that would rather drink 10 cups of coffee despite having fuck ton of free time to get 10 hours of sleep
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>>733747215
Another thing people get wrong is that coffee and energy drinks give you "energy". They don't. They just temporarily block adenosine receptors. Caffeine is similar in structure to the molecules your brain receives that promote sleep. I think more people would be mindful of how much of that crap they take in, especially late at night, if that distinction was more well known.
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>>733746843
Being British must be rough...
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>>733721354
Why was there a Mexican in the cupboard with a bag of coffee?
I feel like I missed a key reference as a kid. Was it a parody of some old coffee ad?
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>>733721746
It's the only thing that got me through work days at the office.
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>>733721354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuKMo9u8CM
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>>733747720
It’s interesting that you bring that up; I literally have no idea what the mechanism of action is behind coffee/energy drinks.
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>>733725563
This times one thousand. People don't understand sleep science. It's the easiest goddamn thing to get a good night's sleep.
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>>733748012
It's like taking Advil. Doesn't null the pain just blocks the pain receptor. If you want to null the pain take icyhot.
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>>733725563
>>733748024
The problem with those apps to calculate when you should wake up is sometimes it takes me 10 minutes to fall asleep, sometimes it takes an hour. I can't reliability forecast what my cycle timing will be since the cycle starts fucking randomly
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>>733748112
Blocking the receptor *does* lower the pain. If the signal that leads to the response that induces pain can’t be received, then you don’t feel it.
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>>733724209
Kek
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>>733748264
It takes a while for pills to digest versus putting an icebag at your head
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>>733748170
From what I’ve read, consistency is the key here. Your body has an internal clock that is managed by your circadian rhythm, so if you wake up (particularly wake up, from what I’ve read) at the same time every morning, you’ll have an easier time sleeping easily and consistently.
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>>733748354
Right, but those are two different things. The blocking of adenosine receptors promotes wakefulness because it denies the signals that promote sleepiness.
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>>733747709
Sue, but it's common for people to do this if they have trouble sleeping in general. Avoidance is a common maladaptive behavior.
Though obviously some people are just irresponsible retards who think having a sleep schedule is just a suggestion.
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>>733721451
Anon is so sexy. I'm not gay, but..
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>>733732175
I'm 33 and I still don't understand it. Thankfully, the only caffeine I drink is from soda.
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>>733721354
I would ram my stick into Deedee
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>>733721836
Me too. I don't like bitter tasting stuff. Even dark chocolate is pretty meh. White choco is the best
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>>733723475
cigarettes
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>>733721746
it's litteraly a drug, it's not a mystery if boomer are so retarded, just like how people talk about shit like plastic in water nowaday, they have to find new way to obtain the best golem when previous bug get patched
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>>733749294
Same honestly
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>>733745141
IN ENGLISH, DOC
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>>733721354
>>733721746
Coffee withdrawal is real and it feels bad but also goes away pretty quick
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>>733745538
>>733749817
Caffeine messes with your neurons differently than meth does, so it is not considered a drug despite its psychological effects and addictive properties.
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>>733749941
no one care about what writen on dictionary, if you get druged on something it's drug
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35 and never drank more than a can of coffee total in my entire lifetime because it's put in stuff occasionally.
gross just power through dood.
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>>733750019
if that's the case then my post is drugging you by causing your adrenaline and cortisol levels to increase :^)
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>>733749908
my caffeine withdrawal is awful
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>>733745141
I need an analogy. Since caffeine blocks the chemicals that signal your body to feel tired it's like... cutting the brakes, as opposed to actual stimulants, which is like hitting the accelerator...? Warm or cold?
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>>733750084
One is an alkaloid and the other is a synthetic analog of an alkaloid— they are both considered drugs by people who are medically literate. Making a stupid ESL seethe on 4chan isn’t the same thing as a substance that crosses the blood-brain barrier to directly affect your CNS.
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>>733750242
It literally *is* a stimulant, just a very mild one by comparison. It doesn’t only act as an adenosine agonist, it also inhibits the activity of the enzyme (phosphodiesterase) that is linked to the release of endorphins, which is what gives you the buzz and increases CNS activity.
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>>733750948
>agonist
Meant antagonist.
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>>733726953
His name was Jake Steel
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>the only creamer i like is french vanilla
>the most normie basic bitch thing you can put in coffee

feels bad, how do you take your coffee /v/?
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>>733751192
Lots of cream, lots of sugar. I want it sweet and strong. The better it tastes, the better day I’ll have.
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>>733721354
Why did the show have such a drop in quality with seasons 3 and 4?
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>>733749693
HERE YA GO PRESENT FOR YA
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>>733751192
But french vanilla is nice. Myself, I can drink it black since it's the best way to know if a coffee is actually good, but I really like irish cream as a sweetener.
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>>733749294
i also had a crush on Deedee way back
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it continues
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>>733751314
Artstyle change. Anytime a cartoon had a change in the way the art and animation techniques changed it almost always meant the quality was gonna drop. Arthur, Dexters Lab, Powerpuff Girls off the top of my head. The only one that maintained the same consistent quality despite moving towards crisper, cleaner animation was Ed, Edd n Eddy.
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>>733722029
Can you please take a pic of them for us anon?, also how old were you when you put the stickers on?, I am a 27 yo xillennial who loved Dexter, but sadly never got its merch as far as I remember
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>>733742147
Val Halen deserves to be a real superhero series
His design and premise is too good to be left as just a parody
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>>733751314
Genndy took a backseat to work on other projects
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>>733744847
Your body has specific times it wants to be in bed and awake by, and at least some of this is influenced by your genetics. E.g. night owls are a real thing and they are really fucked by modern scheduling.

It's a pain in the ass but it is what it is I guess.
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>>733721354
good morning sars
we need to redeem all ram chips to glorious AI data centers, do the needful
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>>733747749
We are simply the preview of what will happen everywhere if they get their way.
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>>733723475
shitpost on /v/ during workhours
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>>733742147
TO FACE THE CHALLENGE OF EVERYDAY LIFE
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>>733750561
If you want to split hairs:
Caffeine is a drug but there's no such thing as caffeine addiction disorder* because it doesn't interfere with everyday life nor cause any harm, which is how disorders are defined. When people discuss drugs they are implicitly doing so in the context of addiction disorder. Caffeine is also nuanced in that it's not very addictive and some people do not get addicted to it at all. Research is inconclusive so we assume null hypothesis.
*according to APA; WHO disagrees but WHO is retarded and will put anything in ICD
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>>733729093
Is she not wearing a bra?
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>>733751616
Spongebob S2 and the first half of S3 were great
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>>733721746
Get a caffeine headache even once and you'll know the answer to that
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>>733744993
>muh real artist

Typical leftist, most regular AND AI art sucks. Only the best rise to the top
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>>733721354
i bought them, best investment ive ever made
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>>733751314
Genndy was doing other shit and the guy who did Loud House was put in charge.
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>>733721746
I wonder how often you have to drink to get addicted. I used to drink coffee every weekend years ago but never felt like I couldn't stop. And when I did it didn't affect me at all.
But maybe the coffee I had was not super charged?
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>>733751192
black and cold, aka straight instead of gay with adulterants, no exceptions
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>>733721451
THATS ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY
THATS ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY
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>>733751358
Ooh! Unexpected bonus, thank ya
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>>733746843
>We need to verify your age
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>>733751192
I refuse to use anything other than hazelnut creamer and only the ones with natural ingredients and flavors.
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>>733724354
All that simping for capital and you got nothing
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>>733751616
>The only one that maintained the same consistent quality despite moving towards crisper, cleaner animation was Ed, Edd n Eddy.
I still wasn't really a fan of the school episodes, they should've stayed in that endless summer break.
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>>733721354
Nowadays coffee only makes me want to shit. Never really helped me stay awake either but I liked how it tasted.
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>>733751192
Just plain creamer.
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>>733736532
i always avoid threads of games i like
lucky me people barely talk about games here
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>>733753158
It always seemed like a trap and a con to me. But my situation is arguably much bleaker for that. Oh well!
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>>733751192
I rarely drink coffee but when I do, plenty of cream and sugar. No particular flavor creamer, whatever sounds yummy
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>>733747854
Because coffee beans are imported from Colombia or Peru or something?
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>>733752259
Fair enough, I kneel
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>>733746843
Get a VPN while you can, fucker
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>>733721746
>Was
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>>733736212
>playing an MMO
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>>733730942
NTA but I know a guy who regularly brings bitches home and bangs them in his room, and he lives on the 2nd floor of a duplex with his grandparents.
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>>733736212
4chan every 4 years
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>>733723929
THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES
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>>733721746
I drink coffee every day and it does nothing for me but I like the taste :)
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>>733721797
it must be my birthday.
because now I get to kill all of you.
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>>733721354
Literally found 26gb for 5 bucks at my local church.
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>>733723123
Lawful Good
Neutral Evil
Lawful Neutral
Chaotic Evil
Neutral

>>733728173
Lawful Evil
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>>733723475
Nofap. (Segs doesn't count)
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>>733723684
Doesnt your gf tell you anything? mine wouldnt let me have that in our bedroom door
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>>733759048
That's god's RAM, give it back Jamal.
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>>733753440
Why is that ant so much smaller than everyone else
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>>733723123
>>733728173
I fucking love Reginald
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>>733725012
>An egg

An egg? Get the fuck outta here.
It should have been acid.
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>>733759409
In the short film, the one pulling that cart was a child
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>>733740198
I don't really get it either. I like tea, sometimes I drink potfuls of it in a day, sometimes I go for weeks without it without even noticing, I never feel any different in terms of alertness before or after and there's never an active craving for it, I just like the taste. If there's any way it 'works' on me to keep me awake, it's because it's a diuretic, meaning it's harder to go to sleep when you constantly feel like peeing. I've long wondered if I'm just immune to caffeine or something.



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