Would you play Animal Crossing if you could date any villagers?
Yes but only female villagers
Yes but only male villagers
As a well-adjusted, straight, white male who has sex frequently I would avoid it even more. Get rid of the gay crafting shit, item durability, and bring back better furniture that doesn’t require a subscription fee and that’s a start for a second chance.
Yes but only giant female villagers
>>733724346Size difference is based but macro is too silly for me
Yes but only cat villagers
>>733723151Yes, but it has to also play like any pre-New Horizons title.
>>733724674macro is as silly as you want the villager to be in size, which is usually stupidly silly stuff, I personally prefer mini-giantess tier stuff.
Yes but all the cute villagers
>>733723151Are there ever AC threads that aren't just furries lusting over cartoon animals?
>>733723151Yes, but only if there's marriage and offspring
Punchy....
>>733725897I dunno what exactly qualifies as cute but even the less conventionally attractive villagers deserve cock too
Yes but only futa villagers.
>>733726384People who enjoy futa are just gayfags in denial who refuse to fully commit to appeal of a big juicy cock
>>733726305exactly, i want to cum inflate most if not all villagers
>>733727118>Feminine bodies are sexy>Cocks are sexy>Both at the same time is sexy sexy
>>733728238Just fap to twinks like a real faggot
>yet another furshit porn dump threadclean it up jannoid
wolf girl marriage
Only if i can eventually marry Digby and make him my wife (male)
>>733728367You do that. I shall stay a fake faggot and fap exclusively to thick furry women with oversized penises
People seem to forget Rover is not actually a villager.
>>733725967Yeah, those were AC threads before NH, they were peak comfy.
>>733729051All the more reason to invite him to live with me in my home
>>733729130I read this as NH being so dogshit awful that people would rather be horny about the characters than talk about the actual game
>>733729051Every time rover helps someone move into their new town, he gets a little taller.
>>733728237Morning wood status?
>>733729130>>733729217I really like NH... I understand the problems with the game, but I still think its a great game despite the flaws.
>>733729217>>733730415It's not so much NH being bad but rather the secondaries drowning out the oldfags that would rather talk about the actual games, happens to every other franchise with a modern entry, like crash and spyro after the remakes.
>>733723151Yes but only if endo fulltour is an option
>>733730415I got bored with it a few weeks in. It just doesn't have the magic for me.
>>733728765>DigbyHe is always busy at work though
>>733732053why isn't he wearing a shirt
Wife them up and have kids with them, the game would be much better
>>733723151Yes. but only if >>733724146 AND the game has weight gaining mechanics with very nice belly jiggle physics.
>>733732053He'll make time for his loving husband who spoils him rotten
>>733729051He's a villager of my heart
>>733729793sucked
>mfw Dagasi
>>733725967That's like asking if there's any Dead or Alive threads that are actually about fighting
>>733723151Yeah i always wanted to fuck the bun.
>>733734019Yeah i was thinking of him too. Honest to god are there better authors for ac porn?
>>733734386Who wouldn't want to violate the bun?>>733725967There isn't a lot to talk about the games per se, it's an extremely customizable sp experience and the only common terrain is the lusting over cartoon animals.
>>733735512that set was pretty hot ngl no homo.
>>733736361All dagasi ac sets are hot as fuck. I don't even care if they are full homo i'll nut gallons.
Wolves are often overlooked
>>733735512My brain says Sasha can't get pregnant, but my dick says he can.
>>733740059why is he so cool and hot?
>>733723151Yes but all the villagers become female.
Hi Tigga :)
>>733726384No pussy? It's a dickgirl. Get it right, faggot.>>733736538I wish Syuro did animations. Toriel and Asriel ones are the hottest pics he does.
>>733732498unfathomably based
Sometimes I wanna breed the villagers and sometimes I wanna get bred by them
>>733742691Based switch. What do you want right now?
>>733742565Gay bellies are always based, just like you seem to be.
>>733743118Right now, I want to make Sasha's legs shake while he moans like a girl.
>>733741909he is just that cool and hot
>>733743118how do deer hold things with their hooves?
>>733747227very carefully
Absolutely. I want to date my beloved mouse Bella!
>>733747339Wish she didn't look so shit desu. She looks like that still shot of Midna making the face.
>>733747339i love mouse women
>>733723151Didn't that already exist and get played by nobody?
>>733747339I wish we could have more than 10 villagers. She used to live on my island but I had to let her go and now every time she stays at the hotel she reminds me she used to live here
You can? They give you a photograph of them after you spend enough time with them. (At least they did in new leaf)
>>733748857Maybe because it SUCK
>>733743581This picture is wrong, my dick should be between their two snouts
>>733745514>censoredDamn, I'm gonna have to look it up to be able to see his pussy
wolf girls! wolf girls
Hi , how do you do fellow villagers?
None of you guys are allowed near my villagers or town.
>>733730597based
>>733723151I already play Animal Crossing and I don't want to date any villagers
everybody forgot about the owl
>>733754520i'd do his sister
>>733742463Anon, we both know no one cares about the proper use of the futanari terminology.
>>733723151Rover but his cock becomes an inch longer with every villager he greets (the villagers never make it to where they're going, they get transformed into his cock and add another inch)
you know there never are any kangaroos in these threads
>>733749538Why?
>>733762894
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>>733723151That, or let me make my own animal villager to play as, and I'd even replay NH.
>>733754520based owl enjoyer
>>733764407Sasha seems like he'd let you play bongos with his cheeks without having to ask.
>>733765592he's just laid back like that
Why do they walk around bottomless? Are they stupid?
>>733767173Quite the contrary. They are pretty smart. They know that is what the mayor wants and finds arousing
>>733741872That's the correct mindset, keep stuffing him with cum, life finds a way.
>>733767173They understand you want to rape them every time you see them. It's a pavlovian reflex they understand it.
