Why do Pokémon designs suck so much now?
because they spend way too much time making the human cast look like danganronpa rejects with the pokemon being an afterthought
>>733728553This, holy shit. I rarely hear anybody talk about just how shitty most of the character designs have gotten.
>>>/vg/
>>733728828Yes I'm from /vg/ what do you need?
Guten Tag.
>>733728828Don't you mean /vp/?
someone said RPGs as a genre in their entirety are bad and the thread went poof before I could correct them on their inherently bad opinion
>>733728553>danganronpa rejectsCouldn't have phrased it any better.
>>733729146I mean, we're no longer in the Golden age of RPG's and depending on who you ask they'll argue which era was actually the Golden Age. RPG's haven't rosen back to the main stream until recently.
>>733729146You couldn't correct them because they are right and now you're making up this cope excuse for why you couldn't correct them
Nigmas
>>733728828Impotent little seethoid baby.You will NEVER get rid of us.
>>733729286Would, honestly
>>733729286We memed neighas into reality. This is our fault...
>>733728397the paradox forms are objective improvements over the original thoughever
>>733729286chocolate qts
>>733728974was Enshin grandma... you know... in 30s - 40s Germany...
>>733729432Nah they look like shit.>DUDE what if the big cat dogs were le DINOSAURS?!?!?Just make more dinosaur Pokémon.
>>733729532>what if Delibird.... was le robot???KINO!
>>733729695They're at least a little creative with the dinosaur paradox pokemon but the future ones really are just "blank but a robot". Zero creativity whatsoever.
>>733728553I'm just so sick of everyone looking like a high fashion model inner city party scene mongoloid.Pokemon was supposed to be about going into the wilds not a catwalk.
>>733728397>Implying they were ever good.
>>733728553lmao
>>733728553>>733729884>pokemon designsneed to be sterilized since the primary demographic are still children>human designfine to appeal to otakus
Anyone have a translated version, I am struggling to understand what these two are doing here
>>733730015You had at least 50 great and extremely cool Pokémon designs for every shit one.Now it's the opposite.
>>733728397kantouncs be like>Voltorb and Electrode are GOOD designs because they're REFERENCES, chud>NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
>>733729271I have cursed you with bad luck, the next time something bad happens to you, remind yourself that it was due to this post.
its been... 1752 years... since i last saw... a pink spark... i just need the one... i beg
>>733730147>50 greatThey had like 150 and a lot of them weren't that great.
Stealth general niggers get out this is a pokemon thread now
>>733730219That's just wrong. 3/4ths of them were great. You can't deny this when the og151 is all anybody really gives a shit about anymore.
>>733729532Suicune is actually cool and hot though. I'll give you that dino entei and raikou blow chunks though.
>>733728974Dostedt? Falcon Doko?
>>733729286Look at it....
>>733730259We can share, no worries, look closer at the bird in OP image
>>733728397They've sucked since 1996.
>>733728397I'm guessing it's hard to keep ideas going after 8 generations or whatever when there's like 200-300 unique mons every gen, and they've basically already covered 100% of real life animal categories
>>733728397they like always are hit or miss. some are good, others are bad.
>>733730210What deck are you using for that?
>>733728397Lokix came out this gen and looks cooler than a lot of older gen Pokemon though.
>>733730259We're all trainers here.
>>733730210feels bad man
>>733728553Look at this crap.
>>733728397what are some "what's the point of this" pokemon?not>this has a garbage designor a>this is a filler mon, no one cares about thispokemon, but>why did they even bother making a pokemon out of this?kind of onesalong with this there's Stonjourner the stonehenge pokemon I can think of from top of my head
>>73373062615 power 3 wit
>>733730259Both games are about training animals though.
I don't play uma, so tell me. What would your favorite uma's type be? And why, enlighten me.
>>733730757They really do look like they belong in a fanmade game. Not sure why so many designs, both human and pokemon, don't even feel like they belong in their own game
>>733729286Oh my God it really is an america scenario
>>733728397>Why do Pokémon designs suck so much now?you stopped being the target audience
Is the red shift gamble for late surgers really worth the points?
>>733730783>>733730640>>733730179>>733730015>>733729432Anons failed the Wit check
Do different positions get different speed growths during the last spurt with the guts changes bros?
Reminder ranks are a useless meme.
>>733731048normal type cause shes surprisingly just a normal person in an environment filled with all sorts of big and crazy personalties
>>733728397There has yet to be a generation worse than 4 in terms of pokemon designs, the only gen without even one single good design that isn't an evolution of an older 'mon
>>733731429>Normal>Has horse ears and a tailExplain this
>>733731048Silence Suzuka, very much loves running in the wild over fields and hill, so id imagine grass typeshe also loves running in the wonter, and recalls how pleasant she found the sound that snow makes when it crunches under her cleats, but Ice type is a stretch imo
>>733731395Bakushin'd
>>733731434How can you say that when Gen 6 exists
>>733731490ok but in uma world this isnt all that uncommon, especially in the setting that the game takes place in
>>733730757>these guys from a school themed DLC definitely represent the design sensibilities of the entire franchise fairly and appropriately
>>733731578>Announcing a report Lol
>>733731434I'm surprised to find out someone actually dislikes gen 4 designs
>Already finished with all my aces so im free to flatline Mileslop is so easy.
>>733731578>>733731640not even a point in reporting him for announcing a report because he's probably posting via proxy anyway like all the other low effort schizos do now
>>733731429Shouldn't she be a psychic type because she's a debuffer.
>>733731743I wouldn't say so, a psychic type is probably someone like neo-universe.
>>733731189The average people who buys Nintendo products is in their 30s and pokemon in particular specifically appeals to all ages, you would know that if you watched any of the media they've been producing the past few years, they're trying to be the next Disney. They are indeed the target audience because kids aren't interested in these games and systems unless they are introduced to it by someone who is. It's like how kids grow up to love Disney because their parents loved Disney and see it as a form of enrichment.At least think about what you say before you say it.
>>733731048Of the horse girls i like agnes, whats her type?
>>733731865There are two agnes in the series...
>>7337314344 is the best gen though. I think gen 1 has the most boring designs.
>>733731865>agnesThere are two, i presume you mean the crazy scientist Tachyon?She experiments on (you) by making you drink her concoctions from time to time (your legs glow green afterwards for a while) so id imagine poison?
More like Touristnes Reddityon
>SOMEONE started trading dirt shoesStop.
>>733731434Gen 5 is right there.
>>733731048She's pink and frilly so probably Fairy based on appearance alone.
>>733731914You know, the crazy one
>>733732084
>Five back to back mood downs>Took four turns to get rid of slow metabolismGod does not want me to succeed in these fan runs, barely made it past 700k and it was the highest I managed to getMaybe I should bite it and borrow MLB Speed Bakushin instead of Wit Nature?
>>733732015Yeah thats the one, she looks really cool. Idk why but I see her training a magnezone
>>733732084Both are crazy in different ways
>>733730086>ちょ待って>本気すぎるし目力パないし>変顔なのに全然美人でうけるんですけど>2秒後爆笑した>hold up>you're doing it way too seriously, your stare is crazy>even when you're making that weird face, you're still totally pretty, im dying (of laugher)...>(she) burst out laughing two seconds laterplease excuse my artistic liberties im still a dekinai
What's with the sudden influx of male songs and dances? What kind of audience are the trying to lure in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9Pgxrflzg
>>733732083DigiGOAT would be ground fairy since shes a dirter
>>733732084Context for this >>733732143The other agnes is Digital (see: one reply above), shes practically a crazy Otaku. People often draw her having nosebleeds whenever something cute happens (see: picrel, bottom middle). She runs mostly because she wants to run close to other umas. I dont have it, but there is a screenshot of her saying that she likes looking at umas from the behind while running
>>733730640This thing looks like ass in game dont use fan art
Why the fuck do we still have no bug type legendary pokemon.
>>733732281That doesn't really explain WHAT they are doing, but seems accurate enoughWhat's Pandora like anyways? I will be sparking for her solely because she is another King adoptee and Kawakami's rival, but that's about it
>>733732404>This thing looks like ass in game?what you said applies to kantomons even more
>>733728397Roast that bird NOW
>>733732478Kantomons are soulful though.
>>733732478Gens 2-5 exist, pokezoomzoom
>>733732478>>733730640this thing doesn't look like a pokemon
>>733732252I can see it. Checking out gelbooru, she was drawn with several different ones. Koffing seems to be in character, kind of.
>>733732478My HERO is so fucking cool....
>>733728553I'd say they dress more like gijinkas or costumes of themes rather than human daily outfits themselves, but essentially true. Perhaps the modern Pokedexes are so small because the human designes get so much R&D
>>733732536>>733732569>>733732576are you guys capable of saying anything original
>>733732448from what i can understand Ai is making a funny face to make Pandora laugh and she is trying and failing to hold back her laughter
>>733732518Why such hostility?
...Anonymous02/24/26(Tue)12:50:01 No.733732563I fucking call it that American Umas are just this. Pure white uma is a Unicorn in thr USA while rest of the American Uma fuck with Basketball players, rappers, and gangsta.
>>733732448Why dont (you) check out her story on youtube and tell us? You may be the first Pandorabro on /v/ma
>>733732437Bug types fucking suck rice.
>>733732437Volcarona is the closest we're getting at this rate, all the bugs are cursed to having gimmicks or shit stats.
>>733731673that's a specific retarded anon that only rant about gen 4 on /vp/, he likes gen 6+, it tells you how shit his taste is
>>733732609>NUH UH THIS NEW SHITTY POKEMON IS COOL BECAUSE.... uh... BECAUSE I LIKE ITAre you?
>>733732609They're roasting you but im on your side, models literally don't matter since they all look like ass Lokix is an objectively cool design.
>>733732654I won't spoil myself to Chapter 2, I am a patient man and I can wait>>733732624Cute!
>>733732805I meant the uhh, 4 (or 7 if you dare) episodes that each uma has, about how (you) become her trainer
How would you build a long TT racer? I need to improve my old URA Anime Teio but I forgot how to train for long. Is Creek + Riko + full stam sparks enough? She'd have 2 gold heals.
>>733731048A very easy ghost/dark
>>733732861Check the archives for the TT guide. You should be able to reach 700k comfortably
>>733732861full stam sparks sounds overkillhow much stamina are you aiming for?
>>733729286
Rate my favorite pokemon.
>>733732852Eh she's so far away that she doesn't even show up on the timeline, better let it lie for now
>>733732861What i did was: stam spark parents, Riko, 3 speed, ricepower, borrow FineMo. Rice gives 2 golden recoveries in Unity, riko, stam parents, power trainings give about enough stam to lowball it (which people recommend, since TT is a highroll gamemode)>t. dont listen to me, im still in 5.5 carousel
>>733732958Teiobro btw
The dex with the worst reception ever is Gen 5 regardless of what revisionists try to tell you.The least most popular pokemon ever is Simisear by the way.
>>733732992Eh, my umas release if pretty far away as well (cant recall the exact date, somewhere between gentildonna and fenomeno), but i watched her first 4 episodes. Liked it a lot!
Say hi to Epiphaneia. She now has her mom, dad, grandpa, and daughter in the game.
Is 570 stamina enough for a front?
>>733732958>"""""top""""" competitive mon>never once was better than its TRUE form, now mogged even in doubleskwab
>>733733050Thank you, I'm getting sick of Unova apologists.>durr you just wanted KANTOOOOOONo, I just wanted good looking Pokémon, a decent assortment of some older Pokémon thrown in like usual and a region that isn't AIDS.
>>733733231No greens or recoveries? How much guts and stam?
>>733733000>Rice gives 2 golden recoveries in UnityOh right, I forgot about that. Buying extra golds isn't a downside for TT, so even if that's less stam than Creek it might be worth it.>>733732943Enough to survive most TT races, at the very least enough to survive 3200m reliably.>>733732917My other TT teams are doing fine, it's just Long that's hard due to the stam reqs. I don't think the guide had anything in particular for long but I guess I'll go look it up just in case.
>>733733224Why are her eyes...like that?
>>733729146that is probably me, is it about someone shitting on total war and turn base but he is willing to try just to understand it?
>>733733224I dig her blue ears. Will roll.
>>733732954I like the american mob umas
>>733733134Maybe but the thing is, I already have my umawife, she is why I will also roll for Pandora, really
>>733733285Meth
>>733728397I think the designs that already look like existing designs are the worst ones and the ones doing their own thing are the best of the new designs.You really can't think of anything different from a small normal rodent turning into a big rodent or a small bird turning into a big bird? If you can't think of anything new please leave and let someone else take your place.
>>733728553>hires your designers
>>733733285Combination of Cesario and Symboli Kris
>>733733464Mm, well, fair enough. I usually watch the first 4 episodes for any character that catches my interest (if theyre translated already), but to each their own
>>733733447So are the american horse true american horses?
>>733733050>>733733251BASED I'm too tired of Gen V revisionism, at release it was hated for very valid reasons and only started changing it's PR once the zoomers that grew up with it started wearing nostalgia glasses
>>733729884what is it with games trying to get into the fashion scene?
I just cant into pokemon, when I was child im to poor to play it let alone buy a gameboy, when i got older i dont get the fun in the gameplay, i like psyduck tho
How many cheeky tenners does it take before they stop being cheeky tenners and sunk cost falacy instead?
>>733733673Character designs get flashy = get memorable according to designers.
>>733733793A single one
>>733733673I genuinely think the popularity spike of JoJo over the past decade and a half is to blame.
>>733730345operabird should be a pokemon in the next romhack
>>733733648Probably not all of them since the BC has international competition
>>733728553fpbp
>>733733793At least a 100, maybe less
>>733733673Artists just want to draw cool shit, nothing wrong with it
>>733733569danchou appears in this and preys on hebes
>>733731048umas should be Grass/Normal or Ground/Normal based on if they are turfers or dirters
>>733733883well as long as their one then that means there is hope, this is also probably a bet that if ebayan wins they can use breeders cup for a scenario
>nothing wrong with itNothing wrong with wanting a cleaner simpler more compact design?
Umabros failed to account for the only bigger autists than them and got their thread taken over, Pokefags
>they sell horse electrolytes in packets instead of a big tubYep, looks like I’m ready for MANT.
>>733734104But I am both.
>>733734087Aaaaaiiiieeeee forgot to quote>>733734027
>>733730757Honestly, Violet and Scarlet had the worst character design in the entire series. Even the first game looked way better, even though everybody in that game looks so painfully average. Thankfully, they were way better in Legends Z-A, but still, what were they thinking?
>>733733246Gen 6 called
>>733731048>El Condor Pasaeasy fighting/flying
>>733734087Needs vegetable correction
they found him, the only Special Week fan
>>733732252probably lists similar to thesehttps://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Scientist_(Trainer_class)
>>733732653based grudgeGOD being entirely right as usual
>>733734203>Violet and Scarlet had the worst character design in the entire series.Stopped reading there.
>>733734457Ryan or Special Week, who is more popular?
>>733728397Because it became Quirk Chungus; The FranchiseFucking tell me it's not.
Rice
>>733734547Well, which one do you think deserves it more?
>>733734203LZA is pure unadulterated garbage and character design is fucking atrocious with the exception of Taunie
Id like to learn more about your series umaposters. If your favorite character had a team, which 6 would they train and why? What does their Pokémon choice say about them.
>>733734668
>>733734087
>>733730783Dhelmise
>>733734663You're not wrong but that's not the sole factor dedicated to the decline of design and franchise quality as a whole.
>>733734738AHHHHHH THE VILLAIN STRIKES AGAIN
My cheeky tenner on VBourbon had nothing... What do I do now?
>>733730640Nah, there's something off about it, either the color or how mechanical it looks.
>>733734176it's okay desu, happens to the best of us
Out of all 3 stages evolutions in pokemon I genuinely can't think of a good 2nd stage design.
>>733730783Stonjourner is a garbage design though
>>733734934Save for Mejiro Palmer
>>733729250Post in your own thread, horsefuckers
>>733734976Dewott
>>733735019I care not for the consideration of Mejiro Palmer
>honses x pokemon threadOKAY. Since I was a kid my favorite have always been Pelipper so which honse do you think will match Pelipper's design
>>733734976You are a swine bwo, what about haunter or grovyle?
>>733731512I fucking hate this webm
>>733732576It's not awful, it might work with a few tweaks
Last digit of this post determines how many fan runs (You) will do today!
>bwo
>>733735024Nah, I'll stay
>>733735097>PelipperMy neigha
>>733734695Taiki is a cowgirl so she'd have lots of farm animal/country Pokémon.Taurus, Miltank, Torchic, Growlithe, Braviary, Whiscash
>>733728553Inconceivably based
>>733735198>Artist fucked off to their own private Discord. Many such cases.
>>733733251It's just that pokemon is so bad now it makes gen V look good in comparison
>>733735184behead all bwoposters
>>733735024That thread is full of /pol/shit, I'd rather deal with /vp/ posters that failed the wit check
AYO TOREINA DEM JAPS BE FAST AS FUCK MAAAANE SHEEEEEEIT
>>733733673Araki got featured in the Louvre and gotten collabs with Gucci now more Japanese artists are trying to follow in his footsteps and try and appeal to gay Europeans and their notion of "high art" and "haute couture"
>>733735097definetely Cheval Grand
>>733735097Cheval Grand
That terrible smut of your umawife? That was meSpamming smut? MeThat false flag attempting to sow discord between two umas? Also meThat dogshit opinion and me using the images of your favorite uma while I'm insisting that I am correct? Me, I did thatBakushin gif? Me Yuri? MeFreaking out about yuri? Also meFreaking out about any smut in general? Me yet againIncessant metaposting? Ayup, I did that as wellBwo? Nyo? Complaining about /uma/ out of the blue? Saying that /u/ma is inferior to /uma/? Me, all of thatComplaining about lack of rooms? Complaining about too many rooms? Doomposting about next CM? I did all of thatAnd I will do it again
>>733734976Quilava, floragato, braixen, floette, dragonair
>>733735097I wanna say vivlos imo, patrician taste btw.
>>733735352>fail the Wit checkFail it how? They found the thread, with picture referencing a topic they care about, so they discuss it here. Crossthreads are a fair game
>>733728397While Pokemon designs still could be better and they've obviously farmed it in, there is kind of a problem that they have to come up with 150-200 unique designs every year and a half. And they have all the corporate and marketing departments telling them how to make them "safe" and "clean." Eventually they just start defaulting to making 140 variations of previous popular Pokemon, then 10-15 random new ones with highly experimental designs.
>/u/ma
>>733734695>Sweep Toshofeels like she'd have a bunch of magic-themed Mismagius for sure and one of the Alakazam line, after that I'm not sure she'd get any more, would stay as far away from grass types as possible
>>733735454>That dogshit opinion and me using the images of your favorite uma while I'm insisting that I am correct? Me, I did thatreminded me of a thing i saw
>>733735097A fat fuck? I have the perfect Uma for you
which is the most forgettable gen, gen 7 or gen 8
>>733735454Based suzuCHAD tempering /v/ma posters
>>733735575
>>733735672Lol I think I saw that guy shitposting with this Opera image. You just KNOW he went from hate to secretly loving the game
>Torterra>Tyranitar>Aggron>Tyrantrum>Corviknight>GarchompRecommend me an uma, I like COOL shit no pussy stuff.
The fuck is happening in this thread? What’s with the horse girl shit?
>>733734695McQueenSinistea/PolteageistMilcery/AlcremieGalarian Ponyta/RapidashChansey/BlisseyClefairy/ClefableVanillite/Vanillish/Vanilluxeshe would have ENDURE as a move on everyone and award the ENDURE TM after her boss fight
Did someone say bigger and sluttier?
>>733734203My brain read this as Vodka and Scarlet and I got confused
>>733728397>posts some of the better recent designs while saying the new designs suckThere were way lower hanging fruit than them. See pic related for one example. A robot hydra should be cool, but instead it's half-assed like this.
>>733735764Gen 8 by far
>>733735454>/u/maSo it is true that ref/vg/ees make the worst posts, that is interesting!
>>733735784Kek, honestly pretty hilarious
>>733735824I mean...
>>733735816It's an uma thread, look at the OP image. I'm sorta enjoying this bizzare jolly cooperation.
>>733728397Idk
>fatfingered the wrong choice on Christmas Maya's Head On eventI'm going to become the Joker
>>733735764Gen 8 doesn't have my husband Guzma
RERO RERO DIA! DIA DIA! SATANODIA!
>>733735809Katsuragi Ace
>>733735809>I like COOL shitTanino Gimlet
>>733735781I don't like /u/ but I like these two as a pair. I'd be the meat in their sandwich. Oguri would eat me though.
>>733734538the grudge is too schizo in nature to qualify as a pure one
>>733735398It's funny because only east Asians care about clown fashion anymore
>>733735809>I like COOL shit no pussy stuff.Worst type of Pokemon fan, if you only like the "cool" and not the cute, the beautiful, the noble, the strange. You miss out on so much
>>733728828https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>733735906She would have agemasen'd you anyway
>>733735809>cool shitEither Symboli Kris S, or Tanino GimletBoth of them also have great solo songs
>>733735874Vodkas outfit looks really bad but Scarlets Christmas outfit looks fine
>>733735823>Did someone say biggerYES!>and sluttier?No thanks. The best characters are the ones who are sexy but don't realize it.
>>733735764I'd say Gen 7, but as a compliment because Gen 8 contains the worst games I've played in my entire life.
>>733735764Gen VIII. Gen VII had better human characters, introduced regional forms, and overall more interesting ideas than what SWSH later brought. Alola is often criticized for its pacing and linearity more than being forgettable, whereas I really don't see much attention given to Galar in comparison to other generations.The actual Pokémon line-up has swings and misses in both, though I'd say it was overall worse in Galar. There were a handful of designs in VII that certainly were more polarizing, but so many Pokémon in VIII are just gravely overlooked.
>>733728553... And the reason for that is them going all out in the westoid pandering, gender mental illness and making everyone look androgynous and faggy (some with the literal troon colors, to boot). And also, of course, getting rid of the iconic Sugimori style and replacing it with the most generica, tumble pseudo Anime™ style imaginable. Fucking hideous.
>>733736091I dont get the hate, i love these big fucking boots
>>733735842A robot hydra WOULD be cool but the issue with the future Pokémon designs is that they refused to change the base in the first place so all design were stuck with as a regular Pokémon with a coat of metallic paint.
>>733735809WOKKA DA
>>733735874Palmer is so fucking hot I can't stand it
>>733735809Gimlet, maybe Kris S (that one is more edgy than cool), Stay Gold is cool because of the LORE>>733736009You are a fag
>>733735908>is just Lusamine's slaveHe wasn't our boi...
>>733735821>galarian ponyta/rapidashdidn't know makween was into horsecock
>>733735809Narita Brian, she's the coolest
>>733735824Lmao, I didn't even notice
>>733736117another win for architectbros
>>733736159You are right, but iron valiant is still pretty sick and no one will change my mind.
>>733729215They still look better than the actual Danganronpa rejects in 100line and rain code. But that's a low bar
>>733729286Finally canon
>>733735874Wait, who is that next to Scarlet?
>>733736159I believe the idea was that they look normal at first glance, but then exhibit more extreme changes as you get closer. Issue is that most of them were way too subtle. Iron Bundle sliding around and having its head pop off is great. It's a shame that wasn't the standard set for the robots.
>>733736091>>733735874If you watch Vodka's cinematics she's clearly snowboarding so that explains the boots. It looks better in action but as a still frame it looks like shit. They went for a more extreme look but the pants combined with the boots are just lame. When she's snowboarding it doesn't look THAT bad though
>>733736343She looks like she fucks human trainers.
>>733736373the best Mejiro, Bright
>>733736269
>>733736203>>733736061>GimletChan, does anybody have that webm of him fucking up wooden fences?
>Add a scarf>Designs become 10x better
I'm in danger!I got past this on the fourth attempt and then failed the tenno sho
>>733734695>Fine Motion>Steenee>Comfey>Kirlia>Diancie>Tangela>Aegislash
>>733735874Dream Journey's is basically a wedding alt
>>733735809My oshi
>>733736423>human trainerswell duh, what else would they be, there's no male umas
>>733736423>Event: Dance Lesson
>>733736501>what else would they beXOguri users.
>Turbo finally gave me Taking the Lead>run bricks>fug>next run she gives me it againbased cute retard
Post good ningen designs, I'll start
Still UNSURPASSED as a design.
>>733736407I guess the boots are fine in that conext. I don't like the pants either though. I don't think I've ever seen a man wear Christmas pants rather than just a Christmas sweater and normal pants so I guess the Christmas themed pants are always gonna look a bit weird to me.
I need as many reaction images of umas staring blankly as you can spare
>>733736623>1 in 8 chance of getting TTLWhy would you do this to yourself?
I just want to say that Katsuragi Ace is an incredibly cool character, both Uma and the IRL counterpart
>>733736632Sure.
>>733736623Is it really worth running Turbo when V. Bourbon already has early lead?
>>733736508sent my sides to the orbit
>>733736664there's already a spe stare folder in the mega archive bro
Do I have shit taste if my favorites as a wee lad were Magmortar, Empoleon, Electivire, Glalie, Drapion, Duskclops and Sharpedo?
>>733736638Should've been designed to be Drarini's final evo desu
>>733736664
>>733736632My GOAT
>>733736664>tfw they don't wuv you back
>>733736694This. Too bad their game is shit.
>>733736664>when the yuriNIGGER says something retarded
>>733736752Trvth Nvke
>>733736813Never sent a wuv you, never will
I need to see Uma in America with Taiki as the lead singer
>>733736696Its not worth it at all, it's merely a cope and a gaslight
>>733730341She's kinda cute tho
>>733736856DANCHOU KILL THIS MAN
>>733736779Genuinely what the fuck was his problem
>>733730783I like that one, it was cool to see them tumbling through the wind. Feels like they only work in the newer games where you can see Pokémon before a fight starts but would've been stupid a bunch of gens ago
>>733736981autism
>>733736750People will shit on you for the gen 4 cross-evos because they're so different than the originals but you could do worse.
>>733736962I'm protected by the anti-wuv you club, you have no hold over me.
>>733736813>>733736843Her face when you finish the BBQ and don't ask for seconds
My favorite game is Sun, my favorite pokemon is Mawile and my favorite uma is Cafe
>>733736632Carrrying paldea on her back
>>733736632ENTER
>>733736683You just have to believe in Tahbo>>733736696It's part of the build I want, maybe I'm just torturing myself with RNG, but I also randomly got 5 copies of Turbo without pulling for her on purpose so I'm using her
>>733736632
>>733731863Are you stupid? "All ages" means children. Just because some adults are obsessed with it does not mean it is directed at adults.
>umas in america
>>733737016>her face when you DEMOLISH those wings
>>733737032genuinely the only good gen 9 design, I fucking hate that bandwagoner fanartists give her balloon tits when she's supposed to be almost flat
>>733737007I just liked really cool edgy shit. And since I didn't know what trade evolutions were my kid brain upped these into incredibly powerful tier, making them even cooler for me. It is probably shit taste
>>733737086Damn so THIS is what's happening in Umerica?
>he tried to make a secret Uma thread...>using fucking POKEMONare you retarded
Tanukis...ARE EVIL!?
>>733737086Why does this happen to ALL mexican women? Lay off the carbs El Gordita
>>733737158we love crossthreads though
>>733737158It's clearly working. Are you stupid?
>>733737086She looks like nikokado
>>733736632Lucy LOVE
>>733737158second best place to discuss anything
Biwa makes me harder than diamonds.
>>733736632This design is just so cool
>>733737158We can have both anon
>>733737073Did you hear?
Seeing my umas win and achieve their dreams makes me harder than diamonds.
>>733737158wich umas wud fug pokeymans
>>733736241>>733736491>Lucario>Gengar>Mawile>Houndoom>Zangoose>MightyenaThere's probably more late gen 'mons that fit the bill but I was thinking of something like this for Brian.
Glass princess comes home in 24 hours.
>>733737032That's just Twin Turbo
>>733737309>base outfitIts whatever>Christmas outfitSame, its super hot
>>733737158Let's use Yakuza next
which uma would be good enough at training to get all 8 badges of a region and become the champion? they're all fucking retarded so I can't really see them becoming a good poketrainer, maybe King but that's it
>>733737158I mean, I agree that's a dumb move but things are going well so far. Hope the pokebros around can also enjoy themselves.
Is Staraptor a based or a cringe pokemon, pokebros?>Catch that little shit on the first route playing Diamond on the NDS>Was just gonna use it as a Fly slave like most bird pokemons, I had already played one or two before>Wait a minute this pokemon is actually kinda good>Really good>Use it more than my starter>And he looks so cool tooI was like 10 and I knew he was my fuarking favorite from now on. It was love at first sight.
>>733737363She would definitely have a Lycanroc (midnight form).
Is the Chronos Cup a psyop created by /herse/?
>>733737339Rice looks REALLY off without her ears
>>733737452Staraptor was always cool, definitely the coolest starter bird of the time.
>>733737440Special Week would be similar to Ash in that she would get a bunch of badges for doing favors for the gym leaders and not actually battling much
>>733737552>a bunch of favorsyeah, sexual ones
>>733737079KEK is this real?
>>733734695I've been sitting here for 30 min unable to answer this question.I don't think Digitan could pick her favorite uma, so I imagine she would be the same with pokemon. She'd probably use a completely different team every battle.
>>733737526>cup made for people to farm fansWhich club do you think is capable of such a scheme?
>>733737389Iono doesn't have a tight black spandex bodysuit
>>733737363>Houndoom>Mightyena>>733737494>Lycanroc (midnight form)These are perfect
>>733737452Ehhh, in my humble opinion I've never been a big fan of Staraptor but it's a solid birdmon, I just think there are better options.
>>733737527You know what they say:The bigger the ears,The harder they sneer
>>733737527Goldshi without her head harness is way stranger
>>733737158which pokehebes would work the best as umas
>>733737389Also a design I really likeI'm a simple man I suppose
T-24
>>733737158I like both so I don't mind
>>733737620>sweaty turboBased
WHATWERETHEYTHINKING
Which uma would I like if I love Aggron?Which Pokemon would I love if I love Seiun?
>>733735764Gen 7's pokegirls killed BILLIONS so that's enough to make it remarkable to me
>>733737770birb
>>733737694Riri
>>733737429
>>733737780Narita BrianSlakoth
>>733737780>Which uma would I like if I love Aggron?Duramente>Which Pokemon would I love if I love Seiun?Skitty
>>733737663Tama without her ear covers too
>>733737770>Animal with angry face:c>Animal with angry face, Kanto c:Leave my boy toucannon alone.
>>733737780GentildonnaSlowpoke
>>733729146Well they pretty objectively are
>>733734203>Even the first game looked way bettereven ignoring hardware limitations this is just stupid statement
>MY FUARKING VILLAIN DONKEY is a roommate with MY FUARKING HERO DONKEYkino...
>>733737949>pretty objectivelyretard
A lot of people telling on themselves posting post-Hoenn character designs.
my queen ..
>>733737770Why this bird so fucking mad?
>>733738056Didn't get the worm
>>733737919
>>733737712Actually not that bad. No growth rate on stamina can hinder her ult, but Race Planner is an mazing recovery skill that can make up for it, granted she has at least 900 Stam for Medium races.
>>733737591It's a random event in game I took a picture of. So yes. You can get it with any Uma. It was just funny that Gold Ship seems to be looking down.
I'm really gonna miss the Unity training music
>>733738056Some VILLAIN pissed in his fruit loops
>>733738048I still haven't forgiven nintendo for the dogshit redesign
>>733738117she looks like a dork without themin a good way
They must have buffed the fuck out of her I've seen her in like 3 of my last 4 runs
>>733737885>>733737896>>733737932Ok nice, very nice, really liked the choices. I'll make it harder now.>Dragalge>Fuji Kiseki
>>733738149I'm gonna miss Unity period. I am not looking forward to one career taking an hour and a half.
>>733737086would. I mean look at those pasas, damn
>*saves gen 9*KNEEL (sco)VILLAINS
>>733738149I won't, I prefer the URA music.
>>733738245It was unironically bugged before they patched it, but if you were to point that out people would accuse you of being a schizo
>>733728397My Pokemon knowledge is only until Pearl/Diamond gladly. Every time I see new pokemon designs I feel like they're just very lazy or run in an RNG generator
>doing CM>win 4 or 5 out of 5 in every group of Round 1>Round 2 comes and I can't win a single race with the same team>have to hastily make a whole new set of Umas with the meta team in just 1 day>somehow do it and win the finalsMy old heart can't take much more of this...
>>733738301
>>733738048>>733738192How do you think I feel?
>>733738267>to one career taking an hour and a halfwhat? why more, we just race and that's it, right?
>>733738326it was bugged for fucking 3 months or what?BRUH
>>733738048I only started disliking the designs for most of the humans after gen 7 but my favorites are in gen 3 and 4.
>she sees your platshttps://youtu.be/e_WXTdBVIrQ
>>733738368The team Magma autismo girl was fucking hot tho
>>733738149>year3 training>aoharu cup prep
>>733738368What a fucking tragedy man.
>>733738356Damn, you're still doing Capricorn races? Well, every race counts, so I guess Akebono is the new queen now!
>>733738254>>DragalgeCheval Grand>>Fuji KisekiWay easier, Meowscarada
>>733738149I don't know what the MANT stuff sounds like, but I really loved this one in Unity. I didn't really like getting to A rank because I didn't like the music nearly as much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn6s40nuI0w
>>733738356>meta team>no curren, no condor, no falcoyou earned that win
If you had an LB1 FineMo right now would you>MLB it with the gem + 2 selectors>Pull on FineMo+Kawakami (sooner)>Pull on FineMo+Maruzensky (better cards)
Any love for the goat ITT?
>>733738378>we just race and that's it, right?90% of that time is stuck in menus. https://youtu.be/DhlFSjRHU4U?si=JE3owN3J7PJ_aZFj
>>733737309Same but I also want to take care of her. She makes me a bit less of an asshole.
>>733738581>JOBto.
>>733738385Yeah, that event was impossible to fucking get for months, many people reported she just straight up disappeared to where people thought you can't even get her in Unity. After they patched it, now you can get it easy and it became apparent how fucking bugged it was before
>>733738581They'll never make hate Johto.
>>733738559Rolling Fine Motion + Maruzensky is the biggest gaslight to end all gaslights. It's a bigger gaslight than the hidden stat requirements or the Biko magnet deck. Just roll on her banner with Kawakami and maybe consider using ONE of the gems to MLB her .
>>733738368We don't talk about the Hoenn remake
>>733734695>Manhatten CafeShe'd have some Ghost and Dark types considering she's always being followed by the paranormal and is constantly chasing her "imaginary friend". Pic related is pretty close to what I was thinking though I'd also throw in Liepard and Giratina
>>733738048HOENN?!?!?!?!ARIGATOOOOOU!
>>733738559It depends on your current situation, but if you're planning on rolling any of the banners, you should hold off on using the uncap gems/selectors because you might get more than you need.Personally, I need to roll on some more cards ASAP so I'm gonna be sparking the FineMo banner. Currently at 0LB, will probably have to use an uncap gem as well but it's a card I borrow a lot and I'll get use out of it in the near future
>>733738018Game design is technique. We can objectively measure what's good and what's slop. Like someone who enjoys pulp art is free to do so, but that doesn't change the fact that they enjoy objectively bad art. I have no idea why rpg niggers have such a massive chip on their shoulder, it's the video game equivalent of schlocky b-movies. If you want to consume nothing but crap that's on you, but don't pretend you're doing the world a favor by smearing it around.
>>733738672>Rolling Fine Motion + Maruzensky is the biggest gaslight to end all gaslights.How is it a gaslight if you actually want the Maruzensky card though? It seems like a good banner to roll on as both cards are good
*AHEM*3>4>2>6>5>1>everything else is shitBest legendary? Kyogre Best starter? Mudkip Best game? SoulsilverNu-Pokemon? Shit, dead foreverUmaposters? Must post one cool pic or i will rape them.
>>733738149MANT's music is pretty good actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDII was hearing parts of it while watching some of the future uma's animations videos and really liked it before knowing it was from there
I'M JUST GONNA SAY ITFOREVER YOUNG HAS A GOOD DESIGN
>>733738672Rolling on Maru+Festa is such dogshit value and near Speed Tachyon that you might as well take the "gaslight"
>>733738785Nice tangent, but that's not the issue here."pretty objectively"That's like saying sorta factually. either it's objectively true or it isnt, not "pretty objectively" ya fuckin illiterate tard
>>733738664i got her once in like 500 runs or something
>>733738581I was a big pokehead back in the day and still have my RBY/GSC carts, Stadium 1+2, Pikachu N64 (and some spinoffs)They're really not that good, but there also hasn't been a good Pokemon game in a long time.
>>733738550No, that was my Round 1 team. I had to hastily make a Bakushin with Mummy and Victoria por Plancha and get lucky with stats. With only one day. But I did use Akebono as a front blocker.And everyone else in my lobby was using Taiki. Which I should have been doing from the start.
>>733738871>3>4Stopped reading there
>>733738871>>Nu-Pokemon? Shit, dead foreverBASEDand STILL not buyin it!https://youtu.be/JL8djH-hvNo?si=QT2ZtAqoBaCQ2cvt
>>733738935>Speed TachyonIs she really that valuable if I never ever plan to run pacers? Id rather save for wit ramonu.
>>733738871AIEEE, SPARE ME, PEPECHAD! fanart of Gentildonna, whose real life counterpart is now, sadly, deceased
>>733739117She's a very high priority speed card that can be run in tandem with Kitasan so yeah seems pretty damn strong regardless of style. You run Sweep Tosho SR even if you're not doing end closers yeah?
>>733738842Maruzensky is a F2P card because she's perfectly fine at 0LB/1LB, similar to Riko. Fine Motion is one of the best wit cards in the game UNTIL Wit Ramonu, which comes 4 MONTHS AFTER the second Fine Motion rerun. If you're a front main, rolling on the first Maruzensky banner to get at least one copy of her is absolutely mandatory.If all you want is Fine Motion, you're rolling for a card that expires 4 months after the banner, and if all you want is Maruzensky, then you should roll on her original banner. Just one copy.>>733738935Front players roll for one copy of Maruzensky, and LB1 Light Hello. Pace players roll for Tachyon AND Light Hello. We're slowly approaching the banner period where you have to pick a main running style for your account, unless you're a whale who rolls absolutely everything for all running styles.
Americans fear the samurai
>>733738871>3 and 4 that highBased>KyogreIn gen 3? Agreed.>MudkipBASED>SoulsilverHGSS was great, I should replay it.>Nu-pokemon? Shit, dead foreverBAAAAAAAASED
>>733738871Anon don't tell me you didn't enjoy those gen7 pokesluts because I know I did>Something coolMy fuarking hero with the cringe fetishes. The kwabber of fatasses. The destroyer of longslop. The milkiest milk. The mommiest mom. Enter. Super Creek.
>>733728553this is one of the things i hate most about modern pokemonin the first few gens the human characters were representations of real, everyday people but now they're surreal caricatures and it makes the pokemon world feel less immersive
>>733738842While I don't think it's as bad as some people make it out to be, if you want Maruzensky why wouldn't you roll for her in the first banner instead of waiting a couple of months?>but Fine Motionff you don't have MLB FM after the upcoming banner you are already in trouble.
Pokémon will NEVER have a character design as good as thi->temp IP blockFUCK.Someone post the Super Creek CinGray webm.You know the one.
>>733739192>Main running style for your accountYou are actually a subhuman pig if you do this, this is not ok
>>733739192>you're rolling for a card that expires 4 months after the bannerDoes Fine Motion *really* expire though or just get slightly powercrept? It's not like she'll be bad. In fact I've seen demonstrations with all the starting meta cards in the current JP meta and you can still make strong umas. I see what you're saying though. Me personally I want FineMo sooner rather than later so I'm not waiting.
You WILL like Ai
>>733739143The horse girls are real? Either way this is acceptable and you've been spared.
>>733739301yeah well, if you're a late surger main who didn't roll for a LB1 Nature in both of her reruns then you're FUCKED, anon
>>733729286Disgusting
>>733739301>he doesn't have a favorite styleI mean this has been recommended since the game started. Since you can't roll for all the meta cards you pick a certain style you like and lean into cards that benefit that style, but you don't HAVE to do that. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none myself...
>>733734695Scarlet would train Bulbasaur because Bulbasaur is #1.No other 'mons necessary.
>>733739237>She still does the larp back homeGrass, have you no shame
>>733739270Personally, getting MLB FM seems like it'll brick me permanently. Trying to MLB a card is a gigantic investment. I need Nishino Flower, I mean if I don't have her I'll be permanently locked out of using paces. There's also the fact that I want 120k carats for Speed Tachyon and Wit Ramonu later, so 240k total.
>>733739270Oh so that's not even Maru's first banner? Yeah that makese sense I guess unless you didn't MLB her the first time around and really wanna do that + level up your finemo. I wouldn't call it a gaslight but I get what you guys are saying.
>>733737526>Chronos CupCan I suggest adding an "Agemasen Cup" to the /v/ma roster of races.Either no skills allowed at all besides your ult or only skills umas know inherently/that they get from their career (no skills from support cards, unity bubbles, inspiration etc)
Legendaries and Mythicals after gen 4 (with the exception of Meloetta) are so bad
>>733739369>be late surger main>Nature happens to be my oshi so I can't really use her support cardit was over for me before it even began
>>733739326FM is still usable, but Ramonu is a direct upgrade in every way, with 9 different skill hints that are all useful and a guaranteed medium/mile velocity skill that is very strong. These all work with every running style unlike FM.
Still In Love bros?
>>733739362Yeppers! Each horsegirl is based on a real life counterpart, hence the unusual names. Picrel is King Halo, born in the Golden Generation of horses, And even managed to win a G1 race (the highest rank of races internationally recognised)
>>733739369>>733739410I like all styles, if I have to specialize in one I'll just drop the game because variety is just gone and I can no longer choose umas I like based on character
>>733739471>I'll be permanently locked out of using pacesWe have 5 daily borrows now, and this amount will probably increase as well at some point. Not having Flower only bricks you if you're autistic enough to prep parents with specific skills for every CM.
>>733739362They're all based on the real life versions of the horse yeah. Their designs, their personality, their careers and stories in the game are all based on the real horses, which are treated like celebrities in Japan essentially.
>>733739471>I need Nishino Flower, I mean if I don't have her I'll be permanently locked out of using paces.You can borrow her, anon, and Uma selectors are a lot more free to use then card selectors.
>>733739471I'll just borrow Nishino parents. FUCK pulling umas that you don't like
>>733739593>>733739636>>733739649It bricks me because I don't have Taiki. If I can't have both Nishino's unique and Shooting on tracks where they work, my pace is just inferior to others. I am not letting that happen.
>>733739567You'll be sort of fine for now, but you'll notice the first roadblocks in MANT and it only gets worse once we get a lot of must-have cards for specific running styles, with banners that are VERY close to each other
>>733739369you're arguing with the guy that complains about literally every single thing in JP, he's probably the same one that thinks stats are more important than skills
>>733739484Giratina still holds a spot for my heart since I found it completely blind and without a flash. I hated using no damage moves when I was a kid.
>>7337314344 is maybe my favorite gen for designs frankly. Some of the crossgens are abominations but others are alright as well8 is without a doubt the absolute worst dex the series has ever seen with no competition
>>733739240Not him, but I feel nothing for Aloha (or the regions after it) and that includes the girls, couldn't give two shits about Lillie regardless of what artists drawAlso... Regional variants are all fucking retarded, I want new Pokemon and I'd rather play with Fakemon unlike 99% of people who play romhacks/fangames who toss out anything with them immediately
>>733739680we are getting daily legend races soon, which means you can get 1 uma fragment a day. If you did Taiki's legend race event back in the day you should be able to get her for free in a couple of months.
>>7337396801.5 / 2nd anniversary selector is Flower for 20 bucks instead of dropping a spark on her
>missed the thread award
>>733739680Everyone can farm taiki bro
>>733739567You don't have to specialize, but people who do specialize will have a slight advantage. Just like whales who spend thousands of dollars rolling all the suppport card banners also have a slight advantage, but they're so shit making umas it kinda cancels out. You don't HAVE to do that, it's just recommended. You can get by with whatever cards.
>>733739838Join this thread>>733729250>>733729250
>>733739567Having to specialize is a gaslight btw, as the game goes on income and things like uncap gems become more abundant.
>>733739680You can get her through daily races, and to be honest, Taiki's ((inherited)) unique has been useless during the last 4 CMs. It was usable during Scorpio, but its effectiveness was massively reduced due to its short duration
>>733739962Please dont.
>>733739962no thanks i had my fill of niggers today
>>733740078Woah anon, what the fuck?
>>733739806I'm at 115 but I have a lot of goals with those daily races at the same time. I'm also sort of paranoid because of things like Capricorn, I had to make my own Sprint El because there used to be none on Chrono and everyone has El. But to be fair I'm also one of the few people not sold on MLB FM, I just don't get the hype and that's after borrowing her multiple times.
>>733740078Ah, I see you're a fellow XOguri Xister as well
Am I pulling on the Fine Motion SSR banner in a couple weeks or not?
>>733739974Elaborate further please, how are you supposed to act then?
>>733735672hey, that's my post>>733735784this looks like a LINE sticker, I would never save this
>>733737596I require more images of the genre, "Digitan embarrassed by having fans"
>>733740171She's great for MANT, so unless you can't afford to spark it or already have her near MLB and can use selectors/crystals, seems like a mistake to pass unless you need to waifu roll before your next spark.
>>733740178KEK, welcome back, anon. Which pic will you save from here?
>>733740171Yes
>>733738785SHMUPs are shit btw
>>733740189That's the premise of like half of the comics that feature her.
>>733739565>managed to win a G1 raceliteral mickey mouse race
>>733740062What did she mean by this
>>733740178KEKAROO we wuv you anon, whats your favorite gen
>>733740189Here
>>733740132He has Tourettes
>Ash Blossom is literally Haru Urara in JPMy brain EXPLODES
>>733740351Yes, I know. I need as many as I can get, directly into my veins
Post limit hit. Now go to your proper thread>>733729250>>733729250
<< It's time. >>
>>733740178
>>733740359She probably saw umamusume porn
>>733739240My annoyance at the game overpowers my lust for olivia.
>>733740426
>>733740410
>>733740431>Niggers Nah, let it die
Do a single pull right now
>>733740473
>>733740352>mickey mouse raceNo, that would be all the CMs that (you), specifically, won
S.Maru or regular Maru for Aquarius?
>>733740473I thought all of them got genocided by curren
>>733738785Still 100% rate of someone using the term "objectively" meaning subjective opinion.
>>733740431yeah yeah we get it bro you want your bait thread bumped
>>733740546S.Maru
>>733740546Smaru
>>733740539I would consider Capricorn a mickey mouse CM and I won it. But god damn it was funny.
I hate being reminded that I am in a gacha like right now with all the card talk, and that they are going to gate me out of something I genuinely enjoy because gacha systems are the biggest dogshit and blight ever created. Fuck this shit man, all the times I have to go to the scout screen are by far my worst experiences in this game, I hate the scout music I hate everything it represents. I only have fun for months outside the scout screen while spending nothing
>>733740546I'm using summer for the built in Mile Maven
>>733740570We thought the same thing about the Fukucaust.
>>733740519That a uma
Creek, Riko, and stam sparks were enough to get >1k stam with 10% growth on Anime Teio. The two attempts didn't really matter because Creek refused to finish her chain both times, but at least I know this can work.
>>733740078Which hole, anon?
>>733740604>this powerThat shit would job to B+ umas
>>733740526Th-Thanks.
>>733739962>culture war thread
>>733740570Yes, stream sniping
>>733740712KEK, SAVED
>>733740642Mant is for F2P gods though
>>733740712KEKKKKKKKKK
>>733740642/v/ma sees scouting through rose-tinted glasses because most anons always roll for umas. Rolling for cards has to be one of the most miserable experiences in the game.
>>733740712SAVED
>>733739746Gen 6 and 9 have an arguably worse set of new mons than 8 but otherwise I agree
>>733740712fuck that Rudolf comment got me good
>>733735672proof that uma is /v/ culture
>>733740712>Empress as the stream janny11/10
>>733740712>Falco spamming in Curren chat
>Groundwork sparks on every legacy except 1 grandparent>no spark in 2 runsThis is why I will always be a Falcon user fuck this shit
>>733740712>groove being a mod>chronos comment>rudolfs jokeFucking Kino
>>733740696EXPLODE right now!
>>733740512Amazing stuff
>>733740712I fucking love saying not looking good.
>>733740782>>733740789>>733740805>>733740867>>733740868>>733740889I didn't make it btw, it was in one of the purged threads last night. Glad I at least got an anon's very funny OC some deserved attention
>>733740712BEEmapyoi btw
>>733740957Based archiveCHAD, thank you
>>733740274This one >>733729146.>>7337403614th gen, but less so because of anything about the games themselves and more that I loved the DSi (even imported mine from Japan early and everything)
>>733740712>Falco shilling and Janny groove as a modPeak
>>733740957>Posted gigaKINO in a deleted threadF in the chat for all his (You)'s lost...
Why do so many women go to the Hot springs with trainer-san?
>>733740712>nobody is subbedNeighas, just use your Umazon Prime free sub
>>733741015I can't stop browsing archives man I'm like the /v/ma record keeper
>>733741121used it on falco sorry, but not really sorry
>>733741121I WOULD NEVER BE A SIMP
>Mambo finally comes out>shares her banner with someone elseI mean, Kitasan Black will probably be the better character for meta. But it's annoying because there's a chance you have to go all the way to 200 to get the one you want. And every other major character before this has been on their own banner. Except dupes like Summer Maru or Chocolate Bourbon. It's like they know everyone is going to roll for Mambo and they're mocking us.
>>733741130Doing God's work unearthing gems of this caliber, keep it up. So many threads most people aren't gonna catch em all and sometimes you miss some good stuff
>>733741182tannhauser is a 2*there's like a 0% you're not getting her
>>733741182Mambo is 2*...
>>733741182Mambo is a 2* isn't she?
>>733741182Mambo is 2* anon, you're gonna end up with a bunch of her and you get 100 free pulls on Kita's banner anyway
>>733741178
>>733741182she's a 2* and we are getting free rolls, you'll be fine
IT'S OVER EOS HAS COME
>>733741182tanhauser is a 2 star and you get free rolls on her banner
It's over
>>733740570I can't die until I win a stakes with Teio. Even if that means I have to live forever.
>>733741252>>733741253>>733741257>>733741263>>733741275>>733741284I think they got the idea lads
>>733741182I hope you have a bunch of statues ready so you can get her outfit easily.
>>733741182Hey did ya hear she's a 2 star uma?
>matikanetannhauser is so fun and popular that people cant even fathom that shes a 2*Kino. We wuv mambo
>>733741121She doesn't allow subs or ads in her streams, that's just advertising for her real site. Check her about tab
>>733741306Retention rate was like 605K or thereabout recently, it's getting rough.Imagine the point inflation that will happen after MANT. I've been able to retain pretty much every week but gonna need to redo literally everyone
>some anon just took the baitit was bound to happen but still it's dissapointing, take a break my dudes
>>733741194I've been in 95%+ of all uma threads on /v/ since I started playing (around Speed Spechud's event) I get extreme OCD if I miss a thread so I just read the archive later. Glad it was for something good
>>733737528he got mogged by Talonflame the gigachad bird of all time like 1 or 2 gens later
I hate building front runners how the FUCK does danchou do it?
>you can just farm (You)s by pretending to be retarded
>>733741394Can't believe they fell for the gaslight. When will they realize Mambo is actually a 3 star uma?
>>733741182Everyone told you she's 2* but even if she wasn't the odds of getting the rate up 3* is always 0.75%. Double banner or single banner the odds are always the same.
>>733741394I'm not using the nigger thread that has the scatjeet in it and is constantly spamming it everywhere for us to go there. Kill all witlets
>>733741463What are you, new?
>>733741461nigga has a complete front runner eugenics program
>>733741019>I loved the DSi (even imported mine from Japan early and everything)My neigha, got such a wonderful library. The DSI XL was one of my favorite consoles i owned.
>>733741463
>>733741463>he didnt farm yous by bwo posting before /v/ma patched it outNGMI
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MAX AFFINITY IS ONLY LVL 10 RIGHT NOW? GIVE ME MY CASUAL WEAR!
>>733741386The problem is, the actual average is around 500k. Meaning all players. But there's that 1% of people who are up to 900k-1 million. Which is pushing the average up way higher. They need to redo how the average is calculated. Since like 10 players can screw 10,000 other players.
Important!A message from the yanko!https://youtu.be/PfuRmOsIxGU
>>733741506The fact that he's pushed it three times in this thread already is a sign of desperation. When this thread dies I go back to playing the game
>>733741306Never mind, we're so back. At least until tomorrow when it gets even higher>>733741386It wasn't until I saw the Ebayan card yesterday that I realized it makes sense for later cards to have so many more skill available on them since MANT and every scenario after that shits out skill points like it's nothing. Hell there was a guy this morning going through the new Breeder's Cup scenario with Almond Eye and she had almost 6k skill points
>>733741593Surely we will get casual fits during 1st anni, haha...
>>733741630she should have bigger tits
>>733741019Favorite DS game? Give some recs to emulate on drastic.
>>733741630I hate her more than I hate Almond Fraud
>>733741554Speaking of (you)s, I'm getting my disgusting MANT concoction preparation ready.
God remember when you had to do them 10 at a time? That was so fucking miserable
Queen Curren has executed Teiofags live on stream. She's already top 3 queens
>>733741667>>Never mind, we're so back.>590KAnon retention was 605K+ last week...
>>733741685and act less slutty
>>733740712>Kino like this almost got lost in the archiveLost it at Janny groove.
>>733741728>horse electrolytesInb4 anon is featured on a youtube video, like https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
>>733741506it's okay to be a witlet but you gotta use common sense and realize that when a thread looks dead it's either, you missed a witcheck, a thread just archived or the OP is plain shit, don't be afraid to ask your clubmates
>>733741728Do you hate yoursel>Gacha playersYes.
>>733741685Boy are you lucky. Another piece of OC reposted for anyone who missed it
>>733741823No....I'm gonna take a long break and play some other games or post in other threads.
TOKUSENTAI
>>733741823Stop spamming your shitty thread nigger nobody is using that dogshit
>>73374071210/10
On my way to page 10!
I'm the guy who thought Mambo was a 3* because of the way she's shown on the banner preview. And I'm not even mad. Knowing she's a 2* means now I can save my carats for Fine Motion card and Inari One. Might even be able to get alt Nice Nature or Fujin now as well.
im going to sleepjanny, kill yourself no one is going to use the nigma thread
>>733741728>Equine ElectrolytesIs this even safe?
>>733741901>best girl as best membernice
>>733742045Spamming is against the rules
I thought we had raped the cosplayfag to death
>3dpdKill yourself
>3DPDStill would, but not looking good.
>>733741739I just used an auto clicker with a recording function for that
Another /v/mazing crossover thread!See you in the next one (not the nigger one because that shit's an obvious falseflag)!
>>733742191I felt like that gif of the old people at the casino spamming the button. Like why are Japs so behind on qol features?
>>733742179I literally never left. I just stopped posting it as much at the end of threads.
>>733742197Reminder to do your duty and report all spam and low quality posts
>>733742047I hear one full scoop will give you the shits but that's about it.
Kigposting is the only cosplay I will accept.
>>733742309CASHNADO ALERT>CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT>CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT>CASHNADO ALERT
Wait a minute>Yesterday's gigamelty >Guy gets banned and all his posts get deleted>thread after (green thread) is perfectly fine and has no schizos just comfy posting >The witlet one comfortably survives with no schizo meltys after he got banned>This one comfortably survives with zero schizo meltdowns after he got banned.Oh my god, it really is one guy.
>>733742361Go back to doing that this shit is fucking awful and you should feel bad
PAGE 10QUICKLYPOST -THAT-
>>733742361Do not stop
>>733742432... My $SUZ..
I really, really want to make Scarlet with Tachyon.
>>733742469>Yesterday's gigameltywhat happened
>>733742482
How long until there an image of Marche Lorraine's puppet getting fucked in front of her while she's looking on in despair?
>>733742541Understandable
>>733742469literally admitted to spamming reports with multiple VPNs, poor guy
>>733742574I can make that happen now but im afraid of the yakuza...
Threads should get automatically archived at 505
Catch you guys later trainers from another franchise! Not into uma but i had fun.
>>733742621Fr? Holy...Link?
>>733742432There is no greater blasphemy than attempting to imitate perfection.
>>733742482Post ebayan porn I haven't seen any yet
>>733742657It was Nice sharing a thread with other fellow trainers. See yall later!
>>733742469One day he got banned and I swear to god every single bad post in that thread disappeared. It really is mostly one guy that fucking hates us for some reason and has been schizoing out for months
>>733742621Also said he want to the IRC to tell them threads of ours that had to be deleted. Mods hate backseat mods as much as us if not more, also they don't all hate us there. Some are cool
The thread's almost dead so no one will know that even though I say I won't post wuv yous, I actually finally played Digital's career and kinda liked it.
>>733742621Round fuck
>>733742731OC>>733741890
FUN FACT THIS HORSE PICTURE (the non thumbnail'd version, dummy) WAS DMCA'D ON /vg/ BY CYGAMES BEFORE /v/ma WAS EVEN A THINGTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>733742794
>>733742817I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Here's your free forward march bro
>>733742574thanks for the umazing idea, will do it
>>733729884Friendless poorfag incel LOOOOOOOL
>>733742551Long story man
>>733742709SHE'S NOT GAY?????
>>7337424694chan isn't as big as you think, most of the schizo posting is literally one guy that lives here 24/7, imagine twitter freaks but 4chan, with bots and everything.
>>733742902please...
>>733742876He is correct though.I command you to DIE.
>>733742978Not true, by unique visitors 4chan is bigger than you think. But you are correct there are outliers that literally live here
>>733743006Look in the archives, just a big schizo melty. Its page 10 I can't give the whole story.
>>733743053>unique visitorsanon, those are literal bots
I like Fuku
>>733742709>neighas will still say helios is not for (You)
>>733743112this one always makes me laugh
Damn, even if the girl has everything she needs, she can still lose?Allat skills and turf+distance apptitude?Really?
FINAL POST OF THIS THREAD ISNYOBWONYOBWO WON
>>733743183sometimes you get late started/rushed and blocked very badly
End of stream, be sure to tune in on the next one! Your queen demands it!
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>>733743205>owb
bwonyowe won
>>733743252Currens reign is so fucking funny man
She WON
>>733743252>#ChanChanAllianceBASED
>>733742851SMART FALCON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAT! THAT'S RIGHT! SHE TOOK HER HOEH ARIGATOU AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAT AND SHE SAID HER LAST SPURT WAS THIS FAST AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON FOURCHAN DOT ORG! SMART FALCON, YOU'VE GOT A SLOW LAST SPURT, IT'S THE SPEED OF HARU URARA'S BUT WAY SLOWER. AND HERE'S WHAT MY LAST SPURT LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL ACCELS, NO BLOCKERS, NO GASLIGHTS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE NO STOPPING ME AND HEAD-ON. SHE TOOK MY PLAT SO I'M GONNA TAKE HER QUEENDOM. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, A SUMMER MARUZENSKY BLOCKER! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA BLOCK YOUR QUEENDOM, I'M GONNA BLOCK DIRT RACES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CYGAMES! I BLOCKED DIRT RACES YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE DIRTERS HIT THE FUCKING ARIMA KINEN, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING TURF BEFORE I BLOCK YOU TOO!
>>733743353The jobbing competition
