I finally got Henry some armor <3
>>733734318it has hole in the posterior for easy access
>>733734318Next step is to get a dick in his mouth.
>>733734913>>733735751stop thinking about gay sex all day
>>733735851But I'm gay.
>>733735851we can't we're all closet gays here on 4chan.org/v/
>>733735851but isn't that why you represented us in the game? you wanted faggots, right?
>>733734318>clunky combat>clunky dialogs>clunky armor>clucky chickenwhy is everything about this game so clucky
>>733734318Looks decent anon. Now go looking for that armor from the fairytales by following the puzzles.
>>733734318LOOK EVEYRONE, HENRY'S COME TO SEE US
>>733734318looking dapper for a lowborn
Acquiring armor is the only good part about this game. Everything else is fucking boring
>>733735851hard to do when you are playing a homosexual main character in Kingdom cum
They really wanted us to use swords in this game. I want to use polearms but they're fucking boring, and I can't knock people out with my mace like in the first one.
KCD1 worth $6? What are it strong points?
>>733736282Fun game.Beautiful setting. Getting lost in the forest. Praising Jesus Christ.Theresa sex scene.
>>733736229He was straight in my game
>>733736062evrojank sovl
More like Kinky Dom's Cum: Delicious
>>733736391Well good for you, I was tricked into the gay options. They don't make it obvious.
>>733736597>giant heart iconyeah... real tricky anon...
>>733736240>They really wanted us to use swords in this game.Woah no shit the entire franchise about being a knight blacksmith who forged a sword and is trying to get it back since the first game is about swords and sword crossing (with hans)?
>>733737360Then why even bother to put axes, maces and polearms at all then?
>>733736391if you have the option to be gayyou are gay
>>733737491>Commander Shepard is gayI never knew this
>>733734318My favorite armor is the NG+ armor you only get from a purely good morality playthrough (the one with the Star of David on the chest piece)
>>733737545we'll bang ok
>>733737426Because you would've pissed and shit yourself if they didn't.
>get to combat >"wtf why aren't the combos from the 1st one working">get to combat tutorial quest >it's extremely simplified shit, you just need to click like a retard now, the angle doesn't matter I don't understand why. Why would you make combat system worse? Aren't sequels supposed to expand on the combat system?
>>733737426You use axes against shielded enemies. You use clubs against heavily armored enemies or as a non lethal weapon.You use polearms against groups of enemies to keep distance.Each weapon ahs a use and you literally have 4 weapon slots.
>>733737491Real life must be so gay for you then
>>733737769this. You are meant to keep multiple on hand for different scenarios
>>733734318He looks like a lesbian
>>733737849>he thinks that he could just suck a dick because he hasnt been given enough incentive toonigga you gayi aint sucking dick everits not a choice or possibility unlike for a faggot like you
>>733737994projection
Can you get Henry a combat system that isn't complete shit?
>>733737767should i even bother playing?i don't like the gay stuff honestly or the black guy in the thumbnail of the sore
excuse me store
>>733735851You're the one playing a grpg
>>733734318nice go show your boyfriend and the black guy so he can mock you some more.
So funny this board shits on this game for being gay when this game has the hottest female characters I've ever seen in a game.
>>733740173The gay is gross, but entirely avoidable.The African can be modded into an Italian dude with AI voicelines.The bigger issue is the multi hour unavoidable quest line with zero player choice about serving, helping and saving jews.All the while they insult you, mock Christianity and gloat about how much better they are than stupid goys. I am not exaggerating, it's that fucking bad.
>>733740740I haven't seen any of the girls in this game that you're talking about.I know purely from the style other characters are depicted that is a fucking nonsensical retarded bold faced lie. Nigger what the fuck are you talking about?
>>733742358t. never played it
>>733743713>this is that hottest woman I've ever seen in a game I was telling you about bro
Heterosexual men prove time and time again they are mentally ill.
>>733743828Its alright if you're gay anon
>>733743828Must be tough seeing a woman who looks like a normal woman and not an anime little girl huh
>>733743985You're insane.
>>733743713Imagine being in this situation. You and some typical girl, naked in the forest together, no one around, in the pinnacle of each other's youth. Illicits some real young fantasies feelings in this old man.
>>733734318sodomy
>>733743931Henry is not mentally ill.
>>733744126Okay, I need to clarify. I wasn't the anon claiming they were hottest characters ever. If we are throwing Witcher girls into the mix then, yeah they are hotter. Witcher girls are hot in an otherworldly way. KCD has much more realistic looking women. Like they look exactly like the type of attractive woman you would find in a medieval village.
>>733734318faggot game
>>733744385>>733744553You don't play video games
>>733744343I mean I understand that and it's fair but the dude came out swinging saying "UMMMM THIS GAY ROMANCE THEY SHOEHORNED IN AND WROTE DIALOG AROUND WHICH FLAVORS THE REST OF THE CHARACTER INTERACTIONS DOESN'T MATTER AND ISN'T GAY BECAUSE THESE SOMEWHAT REALISTIC FOR THE PERIOD MEDIEVAL WENCHES ARE THE HOTTEST THINGS I'VE EVER FUCKIN SEEEEEEN. I'M CRANKIN MY HOG RIGHT NOW BRO I BEEN CRANKIN MY HOG FOR FUCKIN' DAYS THEY'RE SO HOT, HOTTEST GIRLS IN A GAME EVER"
>>733744657NTA, I play videogames but I don't play eurojank games that sell themselves around medieval realism and build a reputation on being against pozzed influences in gaming particularly European history oriented games, then throw that audience under the bus to add: the black scholar doctor 175 IQ african who tells you how inferior your culture is (patently false), shoehorned gay romance, and entire mandatory subplots about pogroms against the poor innocent Jews who are like, your best friends ever being oppressed by medieval Polish S.S. Officer Richard Spencer
hans ejaculated in his ass
Ass Cum henry
>>733744781lol yeah that is kind of funny
>>733745027>build a reputation on being against pozzed influences in gamingI mean, I played the first game without knowing about any of the culture was stuff surrounding it. I enjoyed the second game too. The things everyone on /v/ hate about it constitute a very small portion of the game
>>733736282Get itEven walking around the forest is pure kino
>>733745546>constitute a very small portion of the gameThe African character and the Jew pogrom subplot are not in any way whatsoever a "small portion". They are significant and egregious.
>>733736282If you play this your gay
>>733742207All the while they insult you, mock Christianity and gloat about how much better they are than stupid goysthat's actually realistic even more so if they spit on you and hiss at the sign of the cross
>>733736229You made your Henry a faggot? Lmao, I wonder why... don't forget to drag your prolapsed anus out the door with you.
>>733745640I meant that they take up a very small part of the game, but I get that they can be triggering for certain individuals
