Neo Xbox CEO said every app will become an AI app
I am shock
>>733734801And we’ll have people on mars by December aswell, I am sure my saar
she's going for the "killing xbox brand" world record speedrun
Halo + Gears of War + AIthink about it
why is Microsoft doing this?putting in an AI jeet just to turn everything into AI when they know their customers hate it?
Xbox could literally turn their whole brand around right now if they released a game with tits, ass, swearing and guns and said that's their new direction from now on. Instead they do this.
>AI and endless jeetsHow do I get out of this nightmarish timeline? How do I get into the one that’s nothing but cute Japanese girls immigrating to the west and multiple 10/10 games/movies/albums/books coming out each month, all made by small teams and at reasonable prices?
YESSSSSS... NOW WHEN WHITE MAN PLUGGING KINECT INSIDE OF XBOX I WILL GETTING TO SEE MILLIONS OF PAYNOOS AND TEHSTICALLS!!!!.... WHAIT WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING XBOX!?!?!?!
>>733734801Can we just fast forward to the moment when Xbox and Microsoft shut down, these entities serve absolutely no purpose.
>>733734801>another turd world twitter thread
>>733735174They’ve got investments to justify to their shareholders because they know that they can’t just throw this AI money in a circle perpetually forever
Well she's right. Pretty much every app I use has "ai" stuff or will soon. Even microsoft paint has had ai features for long time. Which is kinda nice. Faster to launch than photoshop for some quick edit.
>>733734801That's when she was working on AI.Now that's she working on gaming, every app will become an Xbox app. Because just how C-level executives speak, out of their asses.
>>733735043She actually said that's what she wanted lolShe said her goal is to get rid of Xbox so that Microsoft can use that money on developing more AI apps for Windows.
>>733734801Whatever AI slop xbox begins to turn out with this jeet at the helm it can't be worst than the shit they have already been putting out.
>>733734801>AIjeet says: everything AIWow...
>>733735174Because the truth is the eastern market loves AI slop bullshit and is somehow a larger market than the western market through nothing more than more people to sell garbage to. Microsoft spent like 15 years teaching people to be power users and are now all shocked pikachu face when they don't want to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with security backdoors and fucked up apps and subscription garbage that's worse than pirating.They're shifting to a less informed and less trained market that has people who are far more inclined to just install all of the most recent updates of anything and apply 0 critical thinking.
>>733735174Rumors are they're "Sunsetting" Xbox completely, but as they wind down they're going to use the remaining audience to train AI on.
>>733735174They are forcing this AI shit because they know people really don't want to install linux.
>>733735335They can bounce it around long enough for "AI prompting" to become mandatory on a job applications like word processor skills.
>>733734801>indian says and believes in something retardedmany such cases
>>733735856>>733735174>>733735182>>733735556>>733735596Where did this hatred of indians come from?They were used to be respected for being very smart and pretty much the gods of technology. They are masters of this craft, if anyone can run a gaming company it's an indian.
>>733734801This shit always makes me think of that "e=mc^2+AI" jeet. Also, Microsoft's most fun games in the last decade have been dumb little passion projects like Grounded and Sea of Thieves. Which they should learn from, rather than aiming for soulless AAA AI slop. Xbox is fucking dead
>>733734801What does that even mean?
>>733735971Can we please PLEASE rangeban India
>>733735971Absolutely nobody said that about you. Quit fooling yourself with these fantasies
>>733735971Saar pls do not be in the liar of saying thing
The layoffs this woman has been brought in to do are going to be historically life-ruining.
>>733736021Same thing as>I want to add NFTs to gaming>I want to add crypto to gaming
>>733735971They're a bioweapon being unleashed on the worldits basically umbrella corp if they developed the P virus (poop virus) instead of the T virus.resident evil is a fictional game but irl we have resident streetpooper which is far more horrifying
>>733735971For this part of the web, it can date back to poo in the looFor me I met a smelly as fuck jeet in university and his group smelled too and I hated him and them since
>>733736182>>733736160What's this poo and bad smell thing even about lmao?Indians smell like incense, they are known for being the nicest smelling race in the planet.
>>733736021She's a business major, it means literally nothing. They just say business words and leave the real work to someone else
>>733736127It's been nice knowing you, Double Fine.Ninja Theory, meh.
>>733736268Saaar I already did the telling you to not be liar benchod bastard
>>733735971There was less hate for India before because most people just didn’t know much about it. We all knew how dystopian China was but India was mostly a mystery to the average person. The internet and so many Indians immigrating to the west completely changed that. I am now convinced that India is one of the worst countries on earth. I’d move to an ooga booga African country before moving to India.
May I propose a new games console for society:XBOX 360 + AIThis console combines the full rotation angle of the Xbox, used to turn and moonwalk away, and combines it with AI. I believe this combination has the power to change the future.
>>733736268I had a friend who had indian neighbors and they made the entire block smell like curry and poop
>>733734801They chose the sacrifice gaming entirely to fuel the AI bubble just a little more with fake narratives
>>733735174Nepotism, Microsoft is 90% indian at this point.
>>733734801This has pic related energy
>>733734801>2010>every new xbox game will be designed specifically for kinect>2026>every new app will be AI
It's strange to think that windows might actually be usurped in the next 10 years.
>>733735971good morning sir thanking u for kindly do the needful
>>733736736Microsoft started giving up on the Xbox right after the RROD disaster and then decided to push stupid tech trends on it. Now, after all those billions wasted on purchasing washed up companies, Microsaar has decided to put their green dog to sleep once and for all
>>733734801Xbrahmin i dont feel so proudy...
>>733734801>+ 100 Izzatbased pajeeta
>>733735971Getting rid of Apu
>>733735971India reputation qrd:2014: UNICEF releases "take the poo to the loo", an attempt to potty train the population of India2015: an Indian anon on /int/ defends his country by claiming open defecation only occurs on "designated shitting streets". Another Indian on /pol/ claims India will become a superpower by 2020.2017: Hari Kondabolu releases "The Problem with Apu", they don't feature voiced lines for Apu again.2018: PewDiePie releases "bitch lasagna"2019: PewDiePie releases "congratulations"2021: kitboga releases "do not redeem"2023: Indians account for nearly half of all immigration to Canada2024: the population of India surpasses China to become the largest in the world2025: Tyler Oliveira releases "Inside India's poop-throwing festival"
>>733734801>Xodus boxSimpsons has predicted this since the 360 era
>733735971>SAR! THIS INDIAN HATE IS NEW PHENOMENON. INDIANSES WERE RESPECTED SARRRRR. THEY ARE gods OF TECHNOLOGY BENCHOD I.E SCAMMING BOOMERS OUT OF THEIR RETIREMENT MONEY. INDIA #1
>>733735971Unfettered arrogance and narcissism is the devil's brand, the searing mark of irredeemable evil. No humility.
>>733735971People started to actually have to interact with them in their daily lives
>>733737943judging by the logo this is a bible joke but still a welcome one
>>733735182I mean, that CEO is cute, in an evil bitch kind of way.
>>733735971>They were used to be respected for being very smart and pretty much the gods of technology.Nobody ever said this about you.Best thing that was ever said was that your country was "mystical" and "foreign", and that's coming boomers whose only interaction with your kind was through shitty Bollywood movies.
>>733735971>being very smart and pretty much the gods of technology.
>>733735971YouTube, Google, windows, Microsoft, Adobe, micron, are all hyper enshittified companies and services who actively hate their users. They are all run by Indians who have destroyed each legacy for a quick buck.
>>733735826btw you can install linux on a USB key and use it from there. and you should try with linux mint and see how it feels.
>>733738280It actually is, because this is from the final fight where you have a final dance off with God and you burn a console in the end of a roundhttps://youtu.be/MqA_nKH9TVg
>>733734801>tfw you will see M$ die in your lifetime
>>733734801No, fuck that. I don't want their AI nonsense creeping through my shit. Such an invasion of privacy.
>All her responses on social media are AI generatedfucking kek
>>733737819I wonder how the Problem with Apu jeet feels knowing he played a major role in making the reputation of his people go from "Thank you, come again" to "Show bobs and vagene" or "DO NOT REDEEM"
>>733740892>to "Show bobs and vagene" or "DO NOT REDEEM"those memes do not exist outside of 4chan
>>733740216She also said that all her decisions are made by ChatGPT, she doesn't make decisions herself
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>>733735174Third world culture is that profit is earnt through scams and antagonistic relationships with your customer base. First world culture is that money is a byproduct of providing value to people. These ways of thinking are incompatible and the third world mindset has already destroyed American tech.
>>733735174I hope one day this board learns people in high positions of power whether they're working towards personal profit or politics (or even both) are NOT logical people. They don't think of things in the longterm, they don't consider future ramifications or current predicaments, they see momentary gain at the expense of anything that doesn't fit their narrative. You are nothing but a statistic or dollar sign, the environment is something to be plundered, other people are disposable pawns. They are about as disconnected from reality as demons or actual lizard people.
What a surprised!!!!!
>>733744402>I hope one day this board learns
>>733744402That's how a subverted America functions. This is not how Europe or east Asia functions on the whole. American style capitalism is a disgusting cancer that Europeans and the Japanese had to force themselves to stomach in order to compete.
isnt public opinion on AI pretty bad, why would you happily announce thismaybe I live under a rock
>>733735174Investors love itStock market loves it
>>733743117You are so fucking clueless it hurts
>>733745037Not anymore
>>733735971have you used a search engine and it gives you results that didn't relate to your search? that's the power of h1b hires.
>>733735971I want to believe this is bait, but Indians do unironically believe the shit you spewed that even if you jest you are Indian in spirit. Which means you are less than worthless to this world. You are a detriment.
>>733735971jeets are responsible for most of the aislop on youtube
E = xbox + AI
You know what pisses me off about the AI revolution? how it created all of these fake websites for game reviews or game rankers. Created literal fake youtube reviewers of games and or made lists of upcoming games of X genre. But because the AI is so retarded and can't actually judge things properly on the most basic fundamental level they get all of their genre lists wrong. Mislabel things etc.I really will never understand people who defend AI when it's actually ruining the internet and your browsing experience of it. When will the retards that thought Elon Musk was cool just admit that shit is fucking gay?
>>733745443This has the potential to impact the future
>>733745443Xbox = money*izzat + AI
>>733735971They removed Apu from the Simpsons and I lost the one positive tether to Indian culture I had, then at some point I saw a documentary where it described Indian's fear of toilets and how during the filming of it (after asking a rural Indian town to use toilets) they caught people sneaking out in the middle of the night to shit in fields instead of using the toilets.
>>733745636My ex gf was a veterinarian and she had to treat hundreds of pets who were mismedicated by people asking ai what medicine to use.2 dogs died because of this.
>>733745291The comments on those videos make me weep for humanity. I don't understand if everyone's seriously ill and demented or if everything is AI. I really hope eveything is AI.
>>733745636>watch video>suddenly theres some shitty AI voice (the deeper sounding one) doing narration or translating voices>boot up youtube looking for cute dog videos>my shorts are endless ANIMAL WAS SUFFERING UNTIL VILLAGE TOOK CARE OF IT, with clearly AI videos of different species of animal>we've got to the point of AI ripping off other AI channels using AI clips as compilations>endless ESL narrations >watch old videos>youtube decided to just AI Upscale and filter old videos because SAAR YOU NEED THE AI BRO>look anything on any browser>SAAAAAR LOOK AT OUR AI>scroll to the AI sources>get the actual results>watch a silly Matrix video>suddenly I get that AI script that repeats the same point about 5 times in a 10 minute video>go to comments of the AI video>people responding as if the AI were a person>or a relentless amount of bot commentsI figure the only people pushing for AI is just jeets and ultrakike jews.
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What's the point of censored corpo AI? It does nothing interesting or fun.
>>733745636I was discussing military stats with someone and he linked an AI site with fake stats; this happened years ago before AI blew up. Not only do Indians fuck up every website, they fuck up search engines and give you results to fake AI sites.
>>733745636You're just gonna anger the vast amount of bots and AI shills here saying things like "real creativity doesn't matter" or "seethe ludite" or some other buzzword. They don't really care that theres 0 emotional or creative investment in it or that its more corporate and sterile than copyright law.
>>733734801>jeeta put in charge>MOAR AI SAARfucking enough of this
>>733735971In my old job I had to deal with jeets daily and every single one of them are exact stereotypes
>>733747089Discussing anything factual is going to be impossible in a few years. Any stats someone pulls up will either be a straight up LLM bullshit or reposted from a site that hosts LLM bullshit.
>>733737819Thank you anon
>>733743117You are utterly sheltered
>>733743117...until pewdiepie made it so famous that India banned him for life
>>733743117those memes started youtube. swim back to india
>>733743117>BLOODY BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEM THE MEME SAAR
>>733744402>>733744924It wasn't always this way, but government intervention forced corporations to always put their shareholders before customers. Short-term profits over long-term potential.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.
>>733743196If that's true, doesn't it disqualify her from her job entirely?Isn't she literally saying that she is unnecessary and can be replaced by ai?
>>733745246IBMs stock dropped like 13% yesterday because Anthropic claimed its AI could do something IBM does.There's no doubt it's still tricking investors.
>>733749074This ruling isn't actually the cause of modern American business problems, and the Dodge Brothers were Prots, not Jews.
>>733749391So you want to blame the Irish?
>>733734801It will provide value to the stakeholders
>>733735826More like too retarded to
>>733749391>Pure coincidence goy!
>>733734801So sort of what Xbros believe, but not really?
>>733750447In this case, yes, unironically. We have a million actual examples of Jew shenanigans, we don't need to start making them up.
>>733744402This line of thinking will be extinct in 20 years when we hit 90%+ global market saturation and infinite growth memes can no longer be sustained
>>733736560Microsoft put Copilot in fucking Notepad. Everything will have AI within the year, whether you like it or not.
>>733750747And when nobody uses it and installs shit to get rid of and suppress it? What then?
>>733743117You’re wrong but even if you weren’t >caring about what npcs outside of 4chan thinkI may argue with you faggots a lot but at least some of you can make an argument sometimes and can get me to rethink my positions from time to time. I can’t say the same about posters on other websites.
>>733750838I hope it will eventually die out but those in upper management positions in just about every company have been tricked into thinking that it's a magic box that solves all your problems because they see that the rich have invested in it and said positive things about it. It's the equivalent of believing a door to door salesman because he drives an expensive car, or trusting an article online because "Experts say"
>>733751027>or trusting an article online because "Experts say"Hm. Sure would be terrible if someone used AI to flood the internet with a gorillian articles saying how experts think its dogshit.
>>733735053e=mc2+AI
>>733750465>Good morning, saar.
