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No thank you.
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>They put this trash over their most second important series besides fucking mario
Fuck off nintendo.
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>treehouse
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>>733735949
>>733736312
>>733736519
I have anti-nintendo fatigue.
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>>733735905
I hope they showcase Mario first, still have to stay at the office for some time
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>>733735949
>>733736312
>>733736519
All Eric me thinks
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>>733735905
wtf, why are they doing a treehouse live? Did they say anything about it?
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>this is ass nintendo
>You're a snoy/eric
every time
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>>733736858
mario wonder DLC and Pokopia gameplay
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>>733736885
Eric samefag
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>>733735905
When's Mahvel?
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these girls deserve a BBC
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>>733735905
Elephant Rosalina incoming
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s o y presenter
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>>733737148
Talking flower....
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Saaaar
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>>733736910
oh.. so nothing...
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I forgot how lame and gay Nintendo treehouse is
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I don't recognize these zoomers. where is audrey?
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It just started... and it's shit...
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not exactly a system seller is it
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>So many stars it's impossible to mess up
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rosetta-hime sekkushii
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I wish Rosalina would breast feed me
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cool
adding rosalina just because of the new movie in april
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Girl on the right is cute :)
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what emotions does it convey
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>>733737515
I wish you were Rosalina so I could grab and grope your fat tits until they turn purple.
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Super mario wonder is a must cop, multiplayer is peak.
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>>733737587
Thanks anon
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why would you play this over any mario party
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>>733737543
>fuck this is our tie-in for the new movie how do we make this seem exciting
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>>733737605
fr fr bruh diddy no cap
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This is what causes the erection
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I hope they show one of these "harder challenge"
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>luma is the perfect character for people with poor muscle control
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nintendies still watch this shit? last time they were watchable was when nintendo was still at e3.
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>>733736312
Zelda does not sell that well in Japan.

And it's not even close to second most important, Mario is second, Pokemon is number 1.
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>>733737716
Hime cuts can do that to ya
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So there's no new level at all?
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>>733737816
>Pokemon
>Nintendo
Tendies are retarded
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>>733737868
no lol
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Are they going to announce anything huge during this stream or is just gonna be them playing the worst 2d Mario game (wonder)? I played the demo for wonder at walmart and let me just say it's absolute shit for shit eating shit eaters. Now, Mario World, that's a good 2d Mario game.
I remember when they did the Nintendo Treehouse during E3. Rip E3.
Lol.
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>>733737868
That'll be $30 :)
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only here for pokopia
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>>733737543
Nintendo won
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I remember when I played video games with 3 other friends
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>>733737272
I'm interested in Pokopia, but largely because the Dragon Quest Builders 2 developers are working on it.
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hahaha. nobody is watching.
it feels good to see nintendo fail hard like this
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I forgot, can you play the minigames online? Or is it local only?
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>>733737816
>Zelda does not sell that well in Japan.
It does ever since BOTW, retarded fag
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Im a huge nintendo nerd but even i am mystified that they seem to think a port of mario wonder with a few multiplayer gimmicks is enough to keep people's interest. Bananza and kirby were great but thats it. MP4 was a SW1 game and not a very proud one.
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>>733737716
Why is it so hot
girls this is all you need to make men your slaves
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>>733738053
your obsession with this company is creepy.
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>>733737868
>So there's no new level at all?

There's literally 80 new levels
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>>733738102
Actually all they need is a vagina and they all already have that.
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>>733738065
online
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>>733738053
I'm only here to perv on the women
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>>733738143
Really?
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This looks like a game for babies.
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I don't know why I'm watching this, I've already preordered Pokopia and have zero interest in Wonder
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>>733738053
It's for a paid Switch 2 expansion of Mario Wonder focused largely on multiplayer. No shit it's not getting much attention.
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>>733738213
just watch you dumb piece of shit
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Holy shit elephant daisy
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>>733738270
I have been, I don't really consider the 1 room long challenges location new levels
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>>733738226
Honestly yeah. Mario has always been for all ages but this one really feels like its just for 6 year olds with the gay talking flower and shit
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>>733737543
These are the people poisoning Nintendo btw.
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>here is your smash sis
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>>733738134
>let us flop in peace
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>>733737543
The girl on the right is cute
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>>733738376
The flowers are going to be in the next mainline 3D game too.
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>>733738250
max copium
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>>733737543
Going to guess that far left and far right are the ones who actively play video games. They seem incredibly awkward, which is a good sign. Other two just do it more casually outside of work.
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>What if we made mario gay and retarded
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>>733738445
>>733738510
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All challenges are going to be piss easy aren't they?
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>>733738592
Guy on the far left used to work for IGN. He hosted the Nintendo podcast.
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>>733738510
What the fuck am I supposed to be coping over? Nintendo not getting much attention for a lame expansion?
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love how everyone in the live chat is calling it boring and begging them to move on to pokopia
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>>733738445
me on the left btw
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Why don't they have cute girls with huge tits on anymore?
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I sleep
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>>733738628
>he's begging people to tell him things sucks
this is terminal. You are hours away to die like the bitch at trump's mansion, except it will be a nintendo store or a kindergarten
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>>733738706
They did dumb stuff like Moonlighting and got fired.
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>>733738717
Are you okay nonny?
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>>733737543

What race is this?
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>>733738706
rosa is right there
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>prerecorded
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>>733738750
Lame, I wanted to feed them into A.I to put them in cute outfits.
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>Mario maker 2 VS but..... SHIT!
No thanks
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! Your connection has become unstable.
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Just tuned in, is it all multiplayer slop?
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why do the men keep winning and the women keep losing?
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>>733738868
you could've just said mario maker 2 vs but shittier
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Finally, my Viva Pinata x Pokemon crossover
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hime cut girl would be hotter with heavy black eyelashes, especially the bottom of the eyes
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Show more challenges shit nigger roght now I'm not interested in buying it i want platforming KINO not gimmick multiplayer mini game shit
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THERESA! My wife
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Looks like we're back in our lame era Nintenbeos...
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>treehouse LIVE
>prerecorded segments
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>they are in the same room
>connect unstable
The absolute state
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Remember me...
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god that pokemon team looks old and tired.
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I still need to know if you fight in this or not
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Oh no, the bait and switch....
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>>733737816
There's also the fact that TOTK came out three years ago and Zelda games these days have a development cycle of eight years. They likely legitimately have nothing to show.
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>>733738845
no shit, they're playing it extremely safe ever since the switch 2 started flopping. little to no live reactions from nintendo staff or fans playing, its all prerecorded
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another babby game
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Ditto girl isn't hot enough, this is going to flop
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>they
>they
>they
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>>733739095
they can make remasters or smaller games like the Zelda one
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>charmander unaffected by the water
Uhhh
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this woman talks like she has autism
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>PokeSHIT
Bring back Mario
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>Suck at mario
>Suck at pokemon
LOL
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haha girl's pp
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Dittos are taking over humanity...
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So you set up things in order to get Pokemon to show up? It's just Neko Atsume?
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so uh what about this needed to be exclusive to switch 2
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10GB gamekey card btw
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Who blew up Kanto?
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>>733739170
>wtf why is TPC shitting out more low effort garbo that gets boughtered anyway?????????????????
geeeeeeeeeez man... I dunno...
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wow so wholesome and comfy. I can’t wait to drink my starbys and eat my Starbucks pokeball cake pop, available for a limited time only!
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So this is like pokemon animal crossing??? I asked for this?
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>>733739354
Red Dead Redemption is 10GB too and that game is huge
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IS THAT A POKEMON FROM KANNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOO?????? YIIIIPPPIIIIEEEE!!!! TAKE MMY 20 BUCKAROOOOOO
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>>733739412
Koei Tecmo's making this game.
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>>733739459
Kanto game
Kanto franchise
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>>733739446
It's made by a somewhat competent team tho
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>>733735905
>I open the link
>it's babby as fuck
>it's called "Treehouse"
Who is this for? Millennial parents with kids that want to induct their children into their old 8 year old childhood? How big is that demographic and how much time do they have to watch this stuff? It's just a bit puzzling to me. This is produced as if the audience itself is super interested in what's coming down the pipe, but it's also made for literal sub 10 year olds who shouldn't be that engaged in older video game news. That latte demographic should be busy with school or rotting their brains with roblox.
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>>733739524
>Rockstar
>Competent

Lmao
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>>733739469
TPC owns the franchise and dictates budget, tardio
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>>733739546
>I will repost the same shit every 4 posts
>yeah they are the children, no me
>wtf where is my reddit gold ??????
>repost the same shit anyway
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Ditto is now Kirby.
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>>733739149
It sounds corny. Are pokemon no longer called "it" anymore?
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>>733739546
It's made for adults but it has to be super wholesome and juvenile because Nintendo cares more about their family friendly image than literally anything else.
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Furukawa is going to crash this company with no survivors.
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>>733739564
To be fair "somewhat" is doing the heavy lifting in my sentence, but they're still doing better than Game freak
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>ignoring best starter
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>>733739341
To motivate people into buying a Switch 2 AND to keep their old Switch games market-relevant.
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>>733739691
this game isn't by gane freak.
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But Timburr isn't from Kanto ;_;
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>>733739152
The Switch 2 Editions are the remasters, see you on Switch 3!
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wholesome crafting
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>>733739765
Mass immigration
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>>733736885
yes every time >>733737510
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>>733739623
Dude, it's 2026. That's dehumanizing.
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This game seems pretty lame, like it's predominantly for women.
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Fine I will preorder
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>>733739753
lmao
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>>733739867
so the switch 2 finally has its animal crossing
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>>733739815
sooooooo wholesome. I can’t wait to curl up on a rainy day, hot cup of cocoa in hand and enjoy The Pokémon Company’s Pokopia(tm)
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>>733739739
>It's by Toei
Huh
Still looks boring but it explains the lack of popping
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how many sexy pokemons though
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Woahhh guys there’s more things to collect Thats crazy guys
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Is there any combat/exploration on this? If it's just this I rather get Fantasy Life
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>>733739815
>>733739946
of the chungus category, even
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>>733739946
its like a warm hug
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>>733739936
AC feels a bit faster than this, this seems like a chill out after work kind of game.
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This is gonna sell 10 million copies
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>>733740057
is that not also animal crossing.
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My comfort level is so high right now
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>>733739975
>Toei
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Who is that mysterious silhuoetted fighting Pokemon?
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>>733739753
Kek
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>>733740090
too optimistic
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>we want women and toddlers to be our new audience on Switch 2
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Pidgey wouldn't say that
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Holy shit, its Pidgey!
:<>
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>>733740149
I was pessimistic, this looks boring as fuck but pokemon brand + for women so it's a definite hit + gamekey card so retards will start defending them too
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Humans are EVIIIIIIL
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>Kurukkoo!
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>>733740121
This seems even slower paced, especially with the downtime to go craft everything and needing to find specific Pokemon and drag them to whatever you need built.
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no way, they got pidgey in this game? This is so exciting!
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WAIT THIS GAME IS A KEY CARD? WHY
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Boulder king hitmonchan
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WOO PIDGEY FUCK YEAH
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>>733740319
the same reason roms are $20, you will buy it anyways
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Damn Pokemon invented Minecraft
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>>733740319
nintendo is borderline bankrupt (that's how they feel)
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bros... i think i'm excited for pokopia now...
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>>733740319
tpc is a shit
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hahaha this game is so funny
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THERESA IS BACK
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>>733739739
Gamefreak is doing support and apparently the director is from gamefreak. Koei Tecmo is very like doing the mjaority of the heavy lifting for development or it would look much worse.
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>>733740401
>>733740319
you are answering yourself too fast, it's blattant
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>>733740319
Why not? You and everyone else will buy it anyway. Also this >>733740401
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DITTO SMASH… lol!
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>>733740319
This is Nintendo's next shit-test: they're seeing how easily they can get away with GKCs for Nintendo published games. And like TotK's price hike, Nintendofags will fail in cataclysmic fashion.
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>>733740319
>Sell pokemon as a GKC
>It seels million
>'See? GKC are good! They sell!"
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>>733740319
Less manufacturing costs.
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I'm late for the Mario Wonder discussion, but they thought what they should show off in a gameplay livestream was the myriad of fucking baby mode options?
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>>733740567
Dragon Quest VII already did.
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Watching this is making me want to take a nap but I think that's the point of it?
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This game doesn't have Raymond
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>>733740439
are we watching the same stream im falling asleep
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WHY ARE THEY CALLING PIDGEY A THEY
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wow the comfort level of the Pokémon in the Pokémon Centre PC is rising. That is so exciting
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>>733740650
Because they are Pidgey
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>>733740428
All other Nintendo games are physical carts. This is typical Pokemon Company bullshit
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I have too much testosterone for this game
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>>733740650
Game localization is full of people like that. The in-game text calls pokemon it.
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Pidgey is floating. My comfort level is going down
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>>733740650
It's Pidgey not Pidgit.
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>putting campfire next to hay
>in a hut made from twigs and leaves
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>>733740650
It's an animal.
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>>733740593
It's all babby shit
Yoshi was babby mode
Nabbit was babby mode
The multiplayer is so restricted and less chaotic
Everything about Wonder is dumbed down because they wanted it to be as accessible as possible so everyone can play
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This looks like the perfect game for a cute girl with a hime cut to play while I eat her pussy
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>ignoring the bed
that's so real
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I fucking hate how nintendo panders to babbies now
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zamn theresa is looking thicc
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>>733740650
Its a living thing
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>>733740890
… uhhh my comfort level is going down
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Ditter
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>>733740870
Yeah but layers upon layers of babying is ridiculous, frankly to the point it becomes a bit too complicated to keep track of.
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>>733740901
goo goo gaa gaa i'm fucking miserable i need this
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God this company sucks
I hope the Switch 2 TANKS so they can actually start caring again
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>>733740972
Ok Snoy
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NIGGER DITTO
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I don't see the appeal, was DQ builder like this?
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>>733740901
you only bitched about it 28 times in a single thread!
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>>733737543
COVID
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>>733740925
they is plural. pidgey is an animal, therefore pidgey is and it.
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Being able to game share with Switch 1 people is cool but...why not put it on the Switch 1 then?
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>>733740994
DQ Builders had RPG elements with enemies.
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My comfort level is falling rapidly
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>Pallet Town
Did a nuke go off in it?
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>>733740948
>>733741009
Melty.
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Looks impressive if a small indie dev made this with 5 people, looks bad if it had a major publisher budget
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totally innocent choice of colors....
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>>733740947
Clearly someone disagrees. They could have added a hard mode in the S2 edition, but they added more easy mode schlock.
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>>733740901
now? It's been like this since the gamecube era you dumb faggot. we ps2 chads used to make fun of nintentrannies all the time back in those days because the gamecube looked like a lunchbox for toddlers
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>>733741010
100% agree, it's been like this 24/7 since 2021, we are in a narrative loop.
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>>733740994
The single player reminds me more of Neko Atsume than DQ Builders.
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>>733741060
you forgot to use the word baby in your post
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lmao they were too scared to call it skin color
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Black.
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KANTOOOOOO
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>>733741035
The game isn't running on Switch 1.
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KantoGODS
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This Pokopia game looks actually good but it's a fucking key card so that's retarded
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I missed most of the stream. How does it compare to animal crossing?
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>>733740901
>now
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>crafting shit
Make it end
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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>733741035
According to the teraleaks it was actually suppose to be a switch 1 game originally but due to delays the games release schedule ended up aligning with being post-switch 2 launch. Once discovered, nintendo made them turn it into a switch 2 exclusive which reportedly pissed off everyone involved
It wasn’t one, had no reason to be one, but they were made to make it one. And I think its clear as to why that was
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you need to stop hating nintendo
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I'm not buying a cuckcard.
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>>733741374
That is why I will be purchasing a digital copy
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>>733741240
If that's true, then that honestly seems like a bit of a bad move. Nobody is going to buy a Switch 2 for Pokopia, but I bet plenty of people that still have their Switch 1 would totally buy the game.
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>>733741240
Jesus Christ, what were they DOING with all the delays they had for this thing? They have NOTHING lined up do they?
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>>733741374
Buy it Digitally then
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>>733741409
So you can’t sell it later. Very smart
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Is it gonna take hours or even real-time days for it to finish?
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>>733741240
big if true
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>>733740901
>now
Come on son
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>>733741240
If I was KT, I'd be furious because that's going to be a massive hit to their revenue.
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>>733741419
>If that's true, then that honestly seems like a bit of a bad move. Nobody is going to buy a Switch 2 for Pokopia, but I bet plenty of people that still have their Switch 1 would totally buy the game

Tbh it'd kinda be redundant with Tomodachi Life. Probably makes sense that one of them is Switch 2 exclusive.
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I can't tell if the game is made for literal toddlers, or if the presenters are talking like children and it's rubbing off.

I don't know how you can fuck up animal crossing pokemon, its such an easy slam dunk concept.
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>>733741502
>As you can see, it's gonna be very relatively quickly for this Pokémon Center to be rebuilt. Again, it's not indicative of what is going to be in the full game...
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>>733741569
The hosts are pretty bad. Completely unable to hype anything. Even a video by gamexplain or whoever would have more energy and wouldn't sound so unsure about everything.
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>>733741223
>come in a minecrft thread to complain about mining and crafting
you are mentally ill
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>>733741569
>guys i said baby again
that's all you can say.
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Imagine visiting a /v/irgin's pokopia
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>>733741671
>it’s hard not to get ahead of yourself using rock smash
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>733741673
NTA but Minecraft has more going on for it than this. They've yet to show off any combat at all or cave exploration. This is a game for biological females.

>>733741758
Every building is a Vaporeon sex dungeon?
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does nintendo only have 2 games for spring?
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My first GKC game
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I will build a city of segregation...
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>>733741758
There is going to be more /acg/-esque faggotry
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>>733741673
Crafting was a fucking awful addition to Animal Crossing, second only to the terraforming. It doesn't belong in this type of game.
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>Game is so boring that the people being paid to hype it up sound completely bored
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>>733740901
no babby could appreciate ditto's raw sexual energy
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>>733741856
Ditto erp sounds kino
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>>733741926
I would have been fine with the crafting if gold tools didn't break.
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>>733741439
Not GF, but nintendo. The switch 2 getting delayed threw a wrench in everyone’s plans. It’s why ZA got its DLC mere months after launch, they had to cut down its limelight so it wouldn’t step on gen 10’s toes once that comes out at the end of the year
>>733741419
>>733741550
Based on the voiced grievances the reason nintendo did it was to pad out the switch 2’s library since they didn’t have much else in the way. Which, as mentioned, makes sense since as of now we don’t have a release date for any other switch 2 game. Backwards compatibility means you can still do switch games, but you still need switch 2 games to justify the systems existence
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so, the only good thing coming out of this is going to be the porn art, huh
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>>733741926
This isn't an Animal Crossing.
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>>733741850
tomodachi
yoshi
fire emblem
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>>733741851
Go to work mate
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>>733741569
The presenters have been talking like children in directs for ages now, this is nothing new
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I'm falling asleep
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>>733742040
Yeah thank god they gave Ditto cute hair and an erotic face.
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>>733741961
this type of game really needed a heavily planned segment where they accomplish a small but notable goal in a shortish time.
streaming a minecraft-like half-scripted is a snorefest.
But hey, it's only been 12 years, nintendo will figure out streaming eventually.
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The fact that they still feel comfortable about using the label "Treehouse" shows that the people that needed to get kicked out of the company still haven't left.
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>>733742094
Grim
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>>733742141
that was their intention with the Pokemon Center segment, but they couldn't do it as it worked in the actual game lol
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Women are going to love this game. it's over men bros
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>>733742320
Duskbloods...eventually...
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what a boring piece of shit that was
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>>733742128
I really don't get why. Children aren't tuning into these streams lmao.
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>>733742148
Do you even know where the name Treehouse comes from?
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>>733742186
maybe on planet retard
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Can you play a "boy" Ditto or is it girl only?
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>>733741851
They load faster than cartridges
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>>733742320
Male Pokemon fans are basically women
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any pic of her thighs?
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>>733742320
you forgot all the children that will do the same
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Holy shit this is awful.
Who is this made for? Does Nintendo really have nothing to look forward to this year?
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>>733742403
Children have Minecraft on the tablets that their school gives them, why would they spend $70 on this?
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>>733742408
what even happened to splatoon raiders?
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>>733742408
prease understand, nintendo is an animated movie publishing company now, they're still trying to phase out video games
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>>733742408
Prease understand
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that's it....
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>>733742370
From the darkest period of Nintendo history.
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That's it? Fuck I should have waited brfore buying a switch 2 holy shit
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>>733742457
they don't spend the 70 bucks though
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TWO GAMES
I DON"T KNOW WHY
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>>733742520
kek, retard
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The game looks good but I closed the stream early since I don't need to see everything that happens in the tutorial when I'm going to play through it myself soon
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>>733742408
>>733742468
>>733742474
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they really should have dropped a new zelda this year
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>>733742527
Yeah but let's say their parents buy them it. Unless their friends parents also spend $450 + $70, they can't play with their friends. Meanwhile, they can all play Minecraft together for free.
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>Every announced Switch 2 game so far is either crossgen or just a Switch 1 game scaled up
So, what's the point of this console exactly? It legit sounds like they don't have anything in the pipeline for it.
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>>733742608
>anyone that criticizes my beloved company is a snoy
i haven't bought a PS console since PS2.
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>>733742612
You will celebrate the anniversary next year when you watch the movie in theaters
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>>733742582
Donkey kong was kino at least but I basically paid 500 dollars to keep playing splatoon 3 and mario maker for most of 2026 because they stopped making fucking games, give me fucking raiders news
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>>733742626
true, but do you believe parents know that?
they think they did something nice for their child
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I get Nintendo's autistic obsession with perceived value, but this is, again, not a $70 game. Mario Tennis wasn't a $70 game, Air Riders wasn't a $70 game.

Pricing shit like the latest Zelda, 3D Mario and Bananza at $70 at least makes SOME sense, bit these are all $40-50 games.
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>>733742408
There's also Homodachi Life, which will totally be evergreen and not at all die out after a couple months when the memes get stale! And Fire Emblem! And uhhhh
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>>733742713
in the good old days, this would have been a $30 game you could get for 15-20 used in a year
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They desperately need a heavy hitter if they want their sales to go up. Smash, Zelda, fuck, even the next gen Pokemon, no matter what you think of it as a series, will still sell a lot from the Pokemon fanatics that haven't bought a Switch 2 yet. I don't think Pokopia counts in that regard since it's just a spin off.
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>70 real american dollars for this
Maybe video games should just go away. Even if this looked like a game you would like it doesn't look like there is more than a few hours of shit to actually do.
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>>733742520
If you buy any console before you are certain is worth it to you, you are stupid.
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>>733742639
They never wanted to make a next console its just to shut up everyone who was saying switch pro / 2 rumors every week
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>>733742704
Will their parents even buy if it their kids don't ask for it? Will the kids ask for it knowing their friends can't play it? It's all dumb hypotheticals, but kids are playing free games together all the time now because they're always held back by the poorest kid in their friend group and it's not like the old days where you have 3 friends come over to play Perfect Deck, Mario Kart, Smash, etc. That's why Roblox is so popular.
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>>733742793
I concede to that
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>$70
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>>733742837
they do that usually to surprise them for their birthday or christmas. happens all the time.
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>>733742639
Splatoon raiders is the only big thing announced, and we don't even know if that's this year.

Their best bet is for Gamefreak to hit it out of the park with an actually good mainline exclusive for switch 2 this year, but lmfao @ that happening
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>>733742713
>Air Riders wasn't a $70 game.
Air Riders is the only one who argues for $70. It's 100% complete in-package, probably no DLC. DK's DLC should have been included in the base game, and Mario Tennis is going to get "free updates" for a year.
>>733742815
They OWNED the faggots, because...?
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>>733742943
$70 for a birthday gift, man I wish I had it that good growing up lmao.
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>>733742713
switch 2 also isn't $500 hardware but people will buy it anyway so what does it matter?
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who knew nintendo of all companies would ever struggle with games
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>>733742612
>he wants annualized slop
there was literally a zelda game in 2023 and 2024 retard. let the franchise rest for a bit
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>>733742713
people are buying 4-5 hour games for 70 for no questions asked, not even on nintendo
i lost all hope ages ago
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You switch 2 haters are fighting a losing battle. Its a given that the usual games will come eventually like 3D Mario and Zelda so just be patient. Every console sucks for the first couple years
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>>733742778
in the good all days it would have been 85 dollars. chrono trigger was 85 dollars on SNES
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>>733742997
Is Mario tennis getting the free update bullshit still? I didn't buy it because 70 for tennis is a joke, but it seemed to me they stopped doing the retarded "release unfinished and have "free updates" to finish the game" bullshit, Mario tennis seems pretty content complete right now
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>>733742997
air riders is cool and all, but not really a 70 bucks game though
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>>733743038
>glorified DLC and spinoff
yeah nah
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>>733742608
>PS owner calling people mutts
Black and brown people are the core demographic of the PS5, owning a PS5 is the mark of a 3rd worlder or ceiling bird chirp enthusiast.
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>>733743107
PS2 had a library worth playing in its first year
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>>733743107
>Every console sucks for the first couple years
not switch 1.
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>>733743115
our parents had more money so it wasn't that bad
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>>733743163
yeah bro everyone loves kessen and ssx 1
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>>733742639
I think putting off HD development by an extra generation (compared to the rest of the industry) is finally rearing its ugly head 20 years later and biting them in the ass. They already started struggling with Switch 1 games, taking Gen 9 devtimes and devteam sizes to turn out Gen 7ish games; it's very likely even worse with the Switch 2 being Gen 8ish (hence why all their non-tech demo games so far are Switch 1 crossgens, asset flips, or originally started as Switch 1 games).
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>>733743137
>2d zelda
>spin off
fuck off
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>>733743208
>I don't like it so it's shit
okay

But switch 2 still has no games
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>>733742997
There's no game worth $70.
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>>733743203
You're underaged
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Unless you know another Nintendo head, getting people to play Mario multiplayer is like pulling teeth. Only success I personally ever have is with Mario Kart.
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>>733743115
Yeah but you could rent games for $5 back then. That's why everyone rented games, because they were so expensive. I had 3 or 4 SNES games and Super Mario All Stars was the greatest thing that could have been included with the system because it was all I'd play if I wasn't renting something.

It wasn't until the Playstation that game ownership became more common because games went from $85 with Chrono Trigger to $20 for FF7 with a green label.
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>>733743258
Bananza is a better game than every ps2 game
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>>733743270
sad that the new mario kart sucks
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>>733743203
There was a big gap between BOTW and Oddesy
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>>733743216
I liked EoW but don't pretend like it's a mainline game.
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>>733743323
Tendie
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>>733743120
Out of interest. If a game releases feature complete but randomly gets a bunch of new stuff unprompted much later, lets say like with mario kart 8 extra courses 5 years after launch, is it still "free update bullshit"?
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>>733743381
retard
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>>733743349
How is it not? It just has a bigger gimmick than the other games.
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>>733743334
March 3 to October 27 is 8 months
Next month will make 8 month since Bananza release btw and we're getting tomodachi kek
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>>733743420
Yeah, you're a retard
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>>733743323
You don't sincerly believe that and are putting Bananza on a pedestal due to it being one of the few big Switch 2 exclusives. I guarantee the moment 3D Mario does drop Banaza will not be remembered
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>>733743334
Pssst. We're already at that amount of gap (give or take a few days) with the Switch 2.
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I'm so fucking sick of these anti-Nintendo fucking POORFAGS spamming up this board
Why the FUCK are the mods not doing anything??????????
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>>733743526
I own a switch 2. It's shit
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>>733743520
I'm sure there will be a march direct with at least one of the heavy hitters people are asking for plus pokemon gen 10 is to be shown in a few days
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>>733743403
"feature complete" is a meaningless metric. most tendies will claim mario kart world is feature complete despite the fact that the open world is totally barren with no races, missions, campaign, npcs, or anything competent open world racing games have.
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>>733743489
Wrong because of the finale of Bananza alone. NTM timeline bs
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>>733743323
EVERY PS2 game? 75 cap FF11 is better.
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>>733735905
>we already knew Mario Wonder isn't worth it
>we already knew Pokopia was worth it
weeeeeee, great treehouse stream guys
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>>733743526
Tell them to range ban the guy spamming Eric x200 times per thread first
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>>733743594
>tendies
Stopped reading there. If you can't type like an adult then you have nothing of value to say.
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>>733743596
You're just a degenerate that wants to get fucked by K Rool.
Please kill yourself soon.
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>>733743565
>wow the switch 2 sucks
>"lmao your poor"
>oh no, retards online are judging me, better buy a switch 2
>-$500
>turns out it suck
you guys need to stop getting baited by pajeet internet marketers.
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so were they in vermillion city? i noticed that pier like structure
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>this thread
Guess I don't even need to read a TL;DR; of the stream, it was literally fucking nothing
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>>733743707
I bought it because I liked the switch 1 and I was hoping Nintendo would follow up with games on the switch 2. They didn't
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>>733743107
>couple years
>couple
kek shitch 2 fags already gaslighting themselves for the disappointment this tablet's going to keep brining
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>>733743526
What does being poor have to do with the games shown not being for /v/ users?
>multiplayer mario when /v/ users are antisocial
>comfy game for women with multiplayer when /v/ users have penises and are antisocial

These are not gamers for anyone into gaming enough to be browsing /v/ unless you're a father buying it to play with your kid.
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>>733743594
He was talking about a hypothetical you dope. Also World has those things so you're spreading misinformation about a game you don't even know anything about.
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calling this mid would be a compliment
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>>733743684
Bro you brought that up yourself. I was talking about New Donk 9/11.
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>>733743773
>These are not gamers
These are not games*
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>>733743771
I say that because 3DS and Wii U took a couple years to get going and ended up fondly remembered for the games
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still gonna sell a shitzillion dollars because it says pokemon lmao
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>>733743776
world does not have those things. spreading misinformation isn't going trick people into liking nintendo.
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>>733743403
For me it's shit like Ares, golf or Mario strikers (still didn't forgive them) that launch with barebone content and roster and needs a few updates to get every characters and stages or gamemodes. Strikers not including Daisy in thr base roster was bullshit for example. It was announced before release too so it's not a nice surprise. Something like Booster course is whatever since it's a dlc that came years later to a complete game. Same with Kirby Star allies that did it's own free update to add stuff to the game, but it was clearly bonus content, not adding back stuff that should have been there day one.
Fever looks complete and fun, at least roster wise so I'm glad about that
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>>733743883
>Wii U
only because of revisionism
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>>733743270
I literally went to a local gathering with my switch and a bunch of easy multiplayer games, set everything up myself in the common area, and then no one wanted to fucking play anything except jackbox
I am never going outside again
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>>733744156
honestly is epic how most people refuse to play video games nowadays. society is healing.
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>>733744248
video games will belong to us again soon, the normalfags are too busy doomscrolling to care anymore and women are going back to reading bestiality books.
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>>733743013
>but people will buy it anyway
They're not buying the new Mario Tennis, at least.
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>>733744443
>us
not me nerd
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>>733744443
son of a bitch, i just realized women love animal crossing because they're human and all the villagers are anthro. will pokopia have the same appeal if they're playing as another pokemon instead of a human woman? they can't live out their faithful tepig dreams.
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>>733744458
tennis is very niche, pokemon x animal crossing is not
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>>733743707
poorfag
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>>733743594
P-Switches are effectively missions or at least mission-equivalents. I'll give you the rest, though (even if strictly speaking there are NPCs, since it's not like they meaningfully do anything).
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So there's literally no reason to be excited for this system unless you purely care about hardware sales numbers to consolewar with
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"Pokemon Animal Crossing" sounds like it should be a billion dollar knock it out of the park concept, how did they fuck it up so hard?
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>>733743334
Big gaps are more palatable when leading with a big game people care about like Zelda
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>>733746504
Even then it's failing on that front. Sure, it moved a lot of units at launch because supply was abundant, but fast forward to January and it's losing ground to the 5 year old PS5, even with sales down quite significantly compared to its peak around two years ago.
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How soon?
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>>733740319
Because Pokemon Co. Are pieces of shit?
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>>733746560
By hiring the DQ Builders dev team and having them remove something core to the experience. In this case, the entire combat system.
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>>733741851
Are those Australian prices? Jesus
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>>733744458
They are
>b-but japa-
see you when it sells over a million
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>>733747327
>t-t-two more weeks, chud
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>>733746748
I'll wait for a sale
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>>733748291
>pokemon game
>sale
lmao
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>>733748887
It's still a third party game by KT. Mario and Rabids went on sale all the time for some cheap ass prices. If they're using a Game Key Cart, I would expect the game to go on sale.
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ok now where's the porn
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>>733738053
>27k live, 300k in 4 hours
>bad
is this sarcasm? it was a gameplay demo of a pokemon spinoff and an enhanced port of an over-a-year-old Mario game.
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>>733743735
why would you even assume it takes place in a pre-established location?
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>>733743594
it does have missions, and driving around in free mode is the easiest way of unlocking the costumes. You clearly didn't play it, so why talk shit?
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dear Nintendo, we fucking seriously need super nintendo back but unreal engine 5 and online it must be a succeed , thanks
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>>733749021
>published by TPC and Nintendo
lol
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>>733742485
>proving him right
it dates back to the 90s as the in-house localization team that worked with Rare on DKC self-isolated and became known as that. The fact you spreg the fuck out over the name/brand because you're a weeb with crippling autism and PTSD from the Wii U era is all on you.
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>>733752768
If it was meant to be evergreen and $70 forever, I do think they'd keep it on a regular cartridge. Most companies using GKCs are doing it because they put their games on sale for low prices.
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>>733752328
Because he's a mentally ill retard



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