I want to fuck this hologram
>>733739661ugly as sin and terrible body ratiosamericans find anything fuckable
>>733739661I want 4tana niggers to fuck off and stay fuck off.
What the hell is going on today? /v/ usually loves 4tana.
Yes.
>>733739934/v/ also unironically loves cock too
>>733739661spunky halo 1 cortana is best cortana
>>733739729
#LETDATNIGGASLEEP
>>733739934There's one guy who is some sort of fanboy of Halo 3 Cortana specifically, and gets comically angry at Halo 4 Cortana because she's the most well loved design and he's envious. You'll notice him easily.
>>733739729fix her then
>>733739661Why jpg when you can png?
>>733739661Always the same low effort shit thread.
>>733739729Faggot
>>733739661Well duh
>>733739729>yuronigger obsessed with americaa tale as old as time
>>7337397290/10 bait
damn, 4tana really was the last shred of sexy women in AAA gaming huh?
>>733740495>>733739837samefag
>>733739661Hello Chief
>>733740730That was Arkham Knight
>>733740815Right, can't believe I forgot about that.
I want to breed 4tana
Still hard to believe we had an AAA ultra mainstream title that made its lead female be buck ass naked with a perfectly shapely body, in 2012, but by 2015 it was no longer ok.
i feel bad for jerking off in that matrix scene with her and MC
>>733739661especially her feet
>>733739729Based
>>733739661>>733740380>>733740443>>733740487pumping
>>733741479samefag
i love blue people
>>733739729>terrible body ratiosHow so? It's an hourglass with big hips and breasts.
>>733740487She cute best part of Halo 4
>>733739661It's crazy how hot she was in Halo 4, literally the only thing I remember about that game.Then she got replaced by this retard version.
>>733739661Can we customise the holo-woman
>>733741547you meant bumping right?
All Cortana’s are great. Except for 5.
>>733742547Hold [E] to what...
>>733742085It's less the width and height that throws off weebs.Cortana here has the usual humanoid 7 head ratio rather than the heroic 8+Same with leg to body ratio. It's ~1:2 but japan loves its long legs and me too.
>>733740380halo CE cortana is most lovedhalo 4 cortana is most plapped
>>733742568Faggot.
Cortana went from being a nice little addition to the franchise to legit being one of the worst things about the franchise. She's not even a real woman so I don't know why they wanted to put so much focus on her.
>>733743093Because Frankie is a fucking retard and single handedly turned halo into his own shitty fanfic.
>>733743253Yea Frankie is a retard. Bonnie caught a lot of flak but Frankie is the real reason for the retcons and other gay shit he did with the franchise.
>>733739729>>733739837
>>733739729>terrible body ratiosExplain how
>>733742651Insert my data chip
>>733739729If not bait, you are genuinely not a red-blooded male. That kind of waist+hip+thigh structure is literally nature's most powerful way of luring a man to become horny and ready for sex. Anyone who does not appreciate those shapes is unironically gay or a woman.
>>733739729>terrible body ratiosAs opposed to what, this?
She makes me want to stroke my erect penis, if you know what I mean.
sexo
>>733746438What? You're not making any sense dude.
>>7337396610/10 no nipples , genitalia or buttcheeks
>your faithful companion, saves MC and is saved in turn by him countless times>sacrifices herself, beats all odds to reunite with MC, true partners>cute, sassy, sexy, super-genius>as a reward for all your and her hard work, saving humanity and the galaxy at large over and over again, she gets brought back and turned into the new big bad villain>mfwYeah I don't care how basic it is, Cortana is the reason I understand what a waifu is. Everything after 3 is not canon.
tum
is 5 still not playable on PC ?
>>733739661In the top 5 hottest vidya women ever
>>733739661My gf has her bodytype, but slightly bigger legs and tits. It's such a shame they don't make videogame women like this anymore.
>>733739661Get a fleshlight with a flashlight attachment
>>733739661Whoever designed that Cortana model knows how breasts look when a girl is naked. The Cortana in OP has the type of breasts that a real naked girl has.If you are a literal incel you might think that girl tits will have cleavage even when the clothes come off.
>>733739729fpbp, they hate him because he tells the truth
Why is she naked?
>>733739729>no one even mentioned america
>>733749645More accurately, a real naked girl with excellent tits. There's plenty of tits that look bad when bare.
>>733749881Since you're definitely not samefagging and are a totally different person, perhaps you won't duck the question like he did, how are those "terrible body ratios"?
>>733749645Big tits like those with just the right amount of sag on an otherwise fit body are very rare. In reality you either get them on a fat chick, or just the body without the tits.
>>733739661Yes
>>733739661well yeah, she's hot
>>733749171Marvel Rivals has girls with big hips and tits.
>>733749645She has what they call "ski slope" tits, where they curve back up with no sag. Pretty rare.
>>733739729FAggot.
>>733743646Bonnie caught a lot of flak because she deserved to. Who do you think that split the development teams for the campaign and multiplayer apart and had them work on these components without any inter-departmental communication whatsoever, completely in the dark, so much that the campaign and MP run on different forks of the Slipspace Engine? Who do you think that assigned the temporary contractors to develop the engine while main team had no idea on how to work with it? It was Bonnie. Frank might have been a retard with the lore and story, but Bonnie nearly killed the franchise by being an utterly incompetent DEI appointment.
>>733750739>>733750826If you read the back story for Master Chief he is not just a regular dude he was born and raised to be a killing machine. The Spartan program he went through from birth killed most of them.Master Chief is probably a literal virgin incel and is so hyper focused on being the ultimate shoot shoot killer he probably can't even get his dick up if given the chance. So an AI Cortana is appropriate as his waifu.
>Wake me...when you need me
>>733739661Need 3-tana’s design with 4-tana’s proportions.
>>733740404Red Cortana looks rad as fuck
>>733739661>>733743834>>733746008>fully rendered feet and toes
>>733750739>>733750826A major reason why Halo worked is because it was a power fantasy for teenage boys, right down to having a sexy naked hologram waifu with Cortana.But everything has to be gay and lame now so they had to give Cortana clothes in the newest games.
>>733750739>>733751754>Chief, what are you doing with that case?>Giving the developer back their game.
>>733739729Good bait
Her holographic body needs to at least be one hundred pounds fatter.
Feet
>>733746008its crazy, in 3 she's the girl you had a crush on, in 4 she's the woman you just want to breed
>>733739729>americansgood thing she is built for australian men
The perfect woman.
toes
>>733739729it's nice to know we command and rule the minds of the rest of the world here in the states, can't remember the last time i even thought about what another country does or doesn't do
>>733739661You mean Halogram :^)
>>733739661Don't we all
>that one vg erotica animation
>>733742085>>733739729>>733739661breast not big enoughbaby die
>>733759745CE is honestly the cutest, followed by 2.
>>7337597452 is the best overall, though her personality was best in CE and had strong synergy with her visual design in that game. The writing for her in the sequels never quite recaptured that sassy tomboy vibe.
Child bearing hips
>>733766617good lord
>>733739661*bzzt*
>>733739729hello virgin
>>733739661Damn she's so fucking thick. Even if she had no holes I could still have sex with so many other parts of her body.
>>733739661Doctor Halsey looked like THIS?!
>>733750347As good as they are. They're cartoonishly proportioned. Meanwhile 4tana is hot af and looks like a real woman, which I prefer.
WHEN SHE'S JUST AN AIWHO'S IN LOVE WITH A GUYNETORAREWHEN HER FORM MADE OF BITS,CAN'T COMPARE TO REAL TITS,NETORAREWHEN SHE'S CRUNCHING THE MATH,THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE BATH,NETORAREWHEN THE SUIT JERKS HIM OFF, HE'S THINKING OF BLONDE MUFF,NETORAREEEEEEEEE
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FAT BLUE HOG BITCH CORTANA IS PURPLE YOU RETARDS!!!!
>>733749645I still remember in 2012 when she was revealed everyone was saying she had saggy knockers. How the times have changed.>>733750697Dammit bros. Why are the best things in life so rare? It's not fair.
Who was the mocap model for 4tana?
>>733739661All those years of garbage games and this is the single thing of value to come from them. A damn good thing, but still.
