APOLOGIZE
Sorry that you have shit taste.
I'm sorry for being a nintendofag
I'm buying it
I'm not buying a cuckcard.
>>733742357Because you're poor
>>733742327>>733742341>>733742357you lost and got raped
>>733742290women are gonna buy it
>>733742357I most definitely am, I'm all for game key cards
>>733743471YWNBAW
>>733743889Raise the price! raise the price!
>>733742357Then just buy it digitally, there's literally no difference.
>>733742290No. They can apologize to me first.
>>733742357I'll buy 2 copies to make sure that you not buying doesn't count!
>>733744646make that three
>>733742290Mogged by Palfarm
>>733746508Cope poorfag
Apology up my ASS, gump.
>>733746508Based palchad
>>733742357Why would Nintendo release a first party game on a fucking game key-card? It's like they don't want me to buy it.
>>733746643because it's THE POKEMON COMPANY
>>733746643Must suck being poor
>>733746643>first party gameretard
>plus padIt’s d-padYou’ve been doing this for years-Nintendo Prime
>>733746714How does it not being on a physical cartridge which I would buy make me poor? When the Switch 2 store is dead how will I play it on a game key card?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-treehouse-just-streamed-almost-an-hour-of-pokemon-pokopia-and-it-looks-incredible.1445449/
>poorfag is still trying to have a conversation with me
>>733742420>>733746562>>733746714How many children did you didled so far?Or are you poor?
>>733744646make that 3
>>733747031You're poor.
>>733746643Testing the waters. If this is a success then they'll consider it for games like Mario Party.
>>733746905trannies shoving estrogen into their body would find this foid game appealing
>>733742290Sorry that it cannot live up to Palworld
>>733747075Yes, but i'm not a pedo
>>733747156Neither am I, poorfag
>>733746508Pokémon would NEVER
>>733747207Yes you are. If you're rich, either you fuck kids or your dad fuck kids, and he probably fucked you.
>>733742357Better than cuck license on steam.
>>733747235Cope, poorfag.
>>733746643It's the pokemon company doing this shit. expect gen 10 to be the same. every other nintendo game has physical
>>733747256>look at me, my dad loves me in a way yours will never love you!
>>733746643they don't want pc masterfag playing it tomorow
>>733746643It's cheaper and easier to manufacture.Specially in this AI retarded shit scenario.
>>733747285Well yeah, my dad didn't disown me like yours did, Eric.
>>733747425Ai would produce 50x better work than nugamefreak
>>733747476Possibly.But it woun't be able to publish it because one retarded man fucked everything on purpose just so others can't compete with him.But they still are because they're not as retarded.
I'm not eight years old and if you're not buying it for a child, you should be fucking embarrassed.
>>733747764You're poor.
>>733742290Switch 2 emulator when? I'm actually interested enough that I would play it for free
>>733747785That's really the best excuse nintencultists could come up with to buy fucking trash, huh? It's a fucking game, not a luxury good. Get over your dumb shit.
I can't wait for the inevitable /v/ Pokopia island
>>733747912Cope, poorfag.
The Ditto face is creepy. I just want to see Gen 10 on Friday (which admittedly will probably have creepy human faces too thanks to t*ke)
>>733747912That's bait, it's believable because tendies can be retarded but that's bait.
>>733747997>hurrr look at me i'm retarded
>>733747941You mean swastikas and dicks isle
>>733747363u wut m8? even if it was a full physical cart this is a switch 2 only game dumbass
>>733747907two weeks
>>733748062You're poor
>>733748087Can't wait. What pokemon habitats will we build?
>>733747912The current consolewar meta for Nintendo games appears to be you're poor vs. baby game. Feels kind of lazy, though, shitposting should at least be fun.
>>733748298Drowzee habitats surrounded by Koffing and Weezing habitats.
>>733747232they would if they weren't popular, I bet if Digimon were as big, we wouldn't even get designs like Lillithmon or Venusmon nowadays
Funniest thing is that Beast of Reincarnation shows that gamefreak could make a pokemon game that doesn't look like fucking shit if they wanted to, they just don't need to because ninteniggers will buy just about any heap of shit that's shoveled with nintendo branding in front of them.
>>733748428Lol
>>733742290What is this even?
>>733748573Beast of Reincarnation is actually just proof that no matter what Gamefreak shits out people's standards for them are drastically below any other studio. The game has that Unreal Engine stink to it and still it somehow manages to run at an unstable FPS in their goddamn trailers where they'd want to show the game at its absolute best. Yet, somehow, there are people turning their heads and applauding the game for not looking as disgusting as modern Pokeslop. Fucking L M A O.
>>733742357It’s 30 dollars less than the digital where I live
>>733748573Anon, it's a Game Freak game without the pokemon brand. Not only it's gonna be a poorly made mess but it's gonna flop. Old GF who made Pulseman and Drill Dozer is dead, they can only make bad pokemon games and stuff like HarmoKnight, Tembo and Little Town Hero.
>>733748145>the future don't existdamn nigger really do come here
>>733748914>no matter what Gamefreak shits out people's standards for them are drastically below any other studioSo we’re just gonna pretend that Little Town Hero never happened, right? wouldn’t blame you, it was THAT bad
>>733742290so is it like viva pinata?
>>733748914Eh, well, Pulseman and Drill Dozer are pretty nice games, they're older than half the people in this thread but still
>>733749465I honestly forgot it and Tembo even existed, but you are right, they were total flops.
>>733746643You're not buying it because it's a keycard, I'm not buying it because of the tranny localization, we're not the same
fpbp
>>733747130Considering how mario penis fever is underperforming I'm betting they wish they had went with a key card
>>733748914>Beast of Reincarnation is actually just proof that no matter what Gamefreak shits out people's standards for them are drastically below any other studioThat's absolutely true. It's not that Beast of Reincarnation looks good, it's just that it looks good for Game Freak. It looks like a AA UE Soulslike and those are a dime a dozen. If it had a Pokemon skin to it, then that'd actually be exciting, that should have been the ditto game that we got instead. You play as Ditto and have you to battle other Pokemon and your weapons and abilities are taken from defeated enemies.
>>733742357brownest post on /v/rowns right now
>>733749601In truth the only thing people make excuses for is the pokemon brand, given literally every other game they’ve made is forgotten at best and complete dogshit at worst yea drill dozer is included, your average person isn’t talking about it as a GBA staple, let alone even know it even existsMy hypothesis on why they still get made is cause they don’t wanna just be known as “the pokemon guys” and wanna distance themselves from nintendo, so they do different things from every several years, but without the pokemon brand loyalty their faults free to be criticized without a defense force shielding them. It’s also why a pokemon game or announcement almost always follow shortly afterwards; gotta memoryhole it before people start to question your dev skills and if you should be head of the largest franchise in the world
>>733750271I bet this person won't have a conversation with you either, freak
>>733750271>It’s also why a pokemon game or announcement almost always follow shortly afterwardsOh that's a good point, gen 10 will only be a few months apart from Beast of Reincarnation.
>>733742290I'm sorry... but I'm not buying a Switch 2 for this slop. Ninty can eat a dick for definitively turning Metroid into pozzed, censored capeshit quip slop in Prime 4. Any and all interest I had in a Switch 2 died there.nuPokemon is much the same, westernized cancer.
>>733746643it's not first partyit's koei tecmo omega forcethe dragon quest builders guys
>>733742290I'm sorry I don't know what I'm actually supposed to be sorry for...?
>>733749475yeah and Dragon Quest Builders
>I'm sorry... but I'm not buying a Switch 2 for this slop. Ninty can eat a dick for definitively turning Metroid into pozzed, censored capeshit quip slop in Prime 4. Any and all interest I had in a Switch 2 died there.>nuPokemon is much the same, westernized cancer.
at least I am not stuck in a cubicle next to Phil
>$70 download or a $70 download in a box
no its slop
>>733747447Shut up Eric. No one wants your samefagging shit stinking up the thread.
>>733742290For what? that treehouse didn't sell me on the game, if anything it justified me not picking up this diet Dragon Quest Builders game.
>>733746508God I can't wait to marry and impregnate Zoe
>heavy focus in Gen 1How do we keep winning, Gen 1 Bros?
>>733742290apologize for what?our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>>733746508I need more of this Pal
This thread has been 100 posts of meaningless drivel. Where the fuck is the gameplay?
>>733750136If you mean how the treehouse members kept calling the pokemon "they", that was just them. The actual game calls pokemon "it"
>>733756606the game sucks
>>733756606Don't ask questions, just consoom poketendiegoyslop and be happy
>>733756969can you give me an AVGN styled review anon
>>733757081This game fucking sucks Mudbray dick, if Grimer and Trubbish fucked and gave birth to an unholy abomination, this game would be the afterbirth, it so fucking suck it fucks!
>>733757840Thank you anon. Keep being cool.
>>733742290Why? I already played Dragon Quest Builder 1 and 2.
>>733757840Kek
>>733746643Is because of retards like you that gamefreak will continue getting away with it
can I transform into a hypno and turn all the cute pokegirls into my slaves
>>733742327/thread
>>733758229Because they want more money.
>>733744646cooli'll buy 10 more copies of CHADworld, CHADfarm, and CHADigimon
>>733756606soon you'll realize every single nintendo thread is just astroturfed ninjeet shill thread with zero discussion about games, completely backed by the ninjeet janniesnotice how no one makes mario kart, dk bananza, hyrule warriors, kirby air riders threads here anymore? they don't get paid to shill those games now, they're spamming the catalog with poojeetmon slop for the upcoming poojeetmon day
>>733759142trvke.....
>>733759142You never see that with the games about old Nintendo games. They filter out the loser crowd who cries about boogiemen or whatever /pol/ propaganda is hip.Cranky Kong was 100% right about modern games.
the game just looks soooooo boring
>>733746508what a brutal mogging...
>>733761002>UE5 garbage>mogging anythinglol?
>>733742357>all kanto mons>but a random gulpin near the centerok
>>733761282I see a Lotad, a Drifloon and a Mimikyu too.
>>733747260didn't mario tennis do this just recently
>>733757840
>>733757840Who the hell even made this?>Takes game key card out>Notices the label is peeling back in one corner>Wide angle shot of the Nerd's eyes wideningNo... It can't be...>He peels it back, only to find a rainbow and three letter of sin>L>J>N
>>733761282>>733761342and rookidee
>>733748087is this game out? i wanna build dicks and swastikas
>>733742357They hated him because he told the truth
>>733746643Because they want to kill physical. They have everything to gain by making everything digital. It's cheaper, they get total control over everyone's games and they kill the secondhand market.
>>733761002Just kneeling and petting multiple different monsters is more effort than any sort of interactions you can have with any Pokemon in the fucking 3d Pokemon games
>>733757840pfffffthahahahahaaaaa
>>733762159...fug
>>733762562marill tooand tangrowth but i think he is your tom nook
>>733763506>Because they want to kill physical. They have everything to gain by making everything digital. It's cheaper, they get total control over everyone's games and they kill the secondhand marketAnd by They you mean Valve
>>733764428No, by they, I mean Nintendo. That's what key cards are designed to do. Boil the frogs until it's all digital.
looks like absolute shit. 2026 and Switch 2 games look like a late PS2 / early PS3 game
I can't tell if I just lack Fun and Whimsy™ or the game just doesn't look fun.Then again, I never got into the island decorating in Animal Crossing New Horizons. I always preferred just doing the house and collecting shit in the older games.
>>733747941Those poor Vaporeons....
>>733764428pc's were always going to be digital-only distribution, cd's+dvd discs were, and are, aids to deal with, especially when you want to lan or play the same game with friends.>once spent 2 hours installing DoW and 2 expansions on 4 friends pc at a lan just so we could play Dark Crusade multiplayer>took soo long we only had time for 1 full game.fuck physical on PC and fuck you for seething about it retard. consoles are a different story as they're designed for multiplayer use, but i don't care as im an adult, who isnt poor, who doesn't need one.
>>733742290For what? I have self control and won't be buying everything that has the "Pokémon" logo on it. You're the one that should be apologizing for the state Pokémon is in.
>>733765401Consoles are a different story because being able to resell the game is the only iota of control a console user has. Digital on consoles is a totally locked down prison. But consolefags love to pretend digital is not only just as bad on pc, but somehow worse. That fag will literally argue in favor of key cards.
>>733742290why? it's not even out
