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Characters who are wife but not sexy. Basically who do you like the personality of
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>>733744857
>Characters who are wife but not sexy.
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>>733744857
That one girl from Hi-Fi Rush, an obscure indie game from a not-so-well-known studio that existed a millennia ago.
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Bump for I don't have any but appreciate the idea. Kazooie is sexo.
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>>733744857
Isabelle
Fuck you porn addicts. Shes not hot.
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Seriously? Her?
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>>733746896
Wrong
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she may not look as developed as Yuri or Monika, nor petite as Natsuki, but they successfully made a "I wanna save her" character for me
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>>733744857
>play Banjo Kazooie Recompiled
>Kazooie is nothing more than a bitch who insults every single person she meets
And you like a woman like that?
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>>733744857
>not sexy
You severely overestimate the bar for sexy.
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>>733744857
Would
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beyond sexy does she really have any anthropomorphized female tropes? like even a male bird sidekick would treat a bear like a lug to cart them around.
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>>733749647
She...lays eggs?
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>>733749285
>he needs his women to be Mary Sue doormats to like them
NGMI
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Only time ive seen her ever interact with other birds was in Smash comics
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>>733744857
>not sexy
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>>733746896
Her chibi form is pure sex
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>>733750062
whoa
mama
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>>733750120
Based
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>>733746896
>>733750120
she's cute and obedient, it's not really that weird to consider her attractive
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Kazooie is kind of a cunt but you try finding a waifu that you can carry around in a backpack.

Go ahead and try to name another waifu who would put up with being stuffed in a backpack. Kazooie fills that very specific niche for Banjo.
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>>733750503
This, having her as a diligent secretary in New Leaf that wanted to help you out was enough to endear you to her a lot. You're already her superior, the obedient little helper is already a common fantasy, and then you just change her body to be whatever you want, and there you go.
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>>733750538
Laylee?
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>>733744857
my girl
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>>733744857
Hideous face
Beautiful soul
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>>733744857
>but not sexy
Pic unrelated?
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Her actual form is pure sex*
ftfy
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>>733744857
I would fucking rail Kazooie in her bird ass.
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>>733758652
imagine the sounds
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not sexy??
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>>733744857
>not sexy
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>>733749285
hey some people prefer that as long as theres signs she likes (You) in the end
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>>733760435
Fuggggggg
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>not sexy
>posts pure sex
What did you mean by this?
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>>733750062
Would.
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Why does /v/ suddenly want to fuck birds now?
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>>733761749
>suddenly
>now
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kazooie is an unlikable bitch the entire game, I just played the recomp
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>>733761749
Roadrunner doesn't look like that.
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built to be a BBW (Big Beautiful Bird)
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>>733746896
Isabelle is for wholesome incest only!
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>>733762516
>inc*st
Hang yourself iidf scum



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