Characters who are wife but not sexy. Basically who do you like the personality of
>>733744857>Characters who are wife but not sexy.
>>733744857That one girl from Hi-Fi Rush, an obscure indie game from a not-so-well-known studio that existed a millennia ago.
Bump for I don't have any but appreciate the idea. Kazooie is sexo.
>>733744857IsabelleFuck you porn addicts. Shes not hot.
Seriously? Her?
>>733746896Wrong
she may not look as developed as Yuri or Monika, nor petite as Natsuki, but they successfully made a "I wanna save her" character for me
>>733744857>play Banjo Kazooie Recompiled>Kazooie is nothing more than a bitch who insults every single person she meetsAnd you like a woman like that?
>>733744857>not sexyYou severely overestimate the bar for sexy.
>>733744857Would
beyond sexy does she really have any anthropomorphized female tropes? like even a male bird sidekick would treat a bear like a lug to cart them around.
>>733749647She...lays eggs?
>>733749285>he needs his women to be Mary Sue doormats to like themNGMI
>>733749647Only time ive seen her ever interact with other birds was in Smash comics
>>733744857>not sexy
>>733746896Her chibi form is pure sex
>>733750062whoamama
>>733750120Based
>>733746896>>733750120she's cute and obedient, it's not really that weird to consider her attractive
>>733744857Kazooie is kind of a cunt but you try finding a waifu that you can carry around in a backpack.Go ahead and try to name another waifu who would put up with being stuffed in a backpack. Kazooie fills that very specific niche for Banjo.
>>733750503This, having her as a diligent secretary in New Leaf that wanted to help you out was enough to endear you to her a lot. You're already her superior, the obedient little helper is already a common fantasy, and then you just change her body to be whatever you want, and there you go.
>>733750538Laylee?
>>733744857my girl
>>733744857Hideous faceBeautiful soul
>>733744857
>>733744857>but not sexyPic unrelated?
>>733750120Her actual form is pure sex*ftfy
>>733744857I would fucking rail Kazooie in her bird ass.
>>733758652imagine the sounds
not sexy??
>>733749285hey some people prefer that as long as theres signs she likes (You) in the end
>>733760435Fuggggggg
>>733756710>not sexy>posts pure sexWhat did you mean by this?
>>733750062Would.
Why does /v/ suddenly want to fuck birds now?
>>733761749>suddenly>now
kazooie is an unlikable bitch the entire game, I just played the recomp
>>733761749Roadrunner doesn't look like that.
>>733761783
built to be a BBW (Big Beautiful Bird)
>>733746896Isabelle is for wholesome incest only!
>>733762516>inc*stHang yourself iidf scum