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>>733748554>Comics FINALLY are funny againWhy was everyone stupid from like 2012-2024?
>not saving before walking into the interview then soft resetting for a male interviewerBig mistake
>>733748554OMG lol i just spit out the ranch i was drinking that is so funny
"Yes. Last time I raped you."*loads save*
>>733748643That gets rolled at start of day, not when entering the room.
>>733748554CHEW YOUR STEAK
>>733748554*saves cum*
>>733748608the main place these people posted their comics was tumblr
>>733748554only us gaymers get this epin reference XD!
>job interview with a womanHes not getting the job.
>>733748554*equips dick*
>>733748643Well, what if his biggest weakness is having a huge cock and wanted to fuck the HR girl
>>733748846>he can't be charming and personable which is the only thing that matters with female interviewers since they hire based on vibes not qualificationsNGMI
>>733748608Obama
>>733748608Occupy Wallstreet
>>733748608>lukewarm ai slop>funny
>>733748846He wasn’t getting the job in the first place. Companies literally post jobs they have 0 intentions to hire anyone. Either to collect your data, trick shareholders into believing they growing, or to trick employees into believing they’re getting replaced or getting help.Unless you’re a jeet working for $10,000 salaries, which is a luxury in India, or a nepo baby, you’re fucked in this job market.
>>733748554Shut up npc.
>>733748554It needs less panels
>>733748717stealing this idea for a weg
Me when I play Klax for the Atari Lynx (1990).
>>733751514If anyone was wondering, this isn't true and this anon is a NEET.
>>733748554PROTIP when asked what your weakness is, add to then end of whatever you say something you do about it, so that you effectively have cancelled out your weakness and shown yourself to be solution oriented>i tend to lose things – so i always make extra copies of important documents and have a spare of important stuff i need>i sometimes lose track of time – so i always set multiple alarms on my phoneetc.
>>733748608Millennials
>>733751514If anyone was wondering, this is actually true and the job market is worse than they say it is.https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/ghost-job-postings-add-another-layer-of-uncertainty-to-stalled-jobs-picture.html
>>733754146As someone born on ‘83, we prefer the term ‘Shitennials’
>save>install sex.mod>install rape.mod>install pregnancy.mod>install slavery.mod>install betterbodies.mod>load
>>733748554>save before interview>rape HR bitch>load saveIt's that easy.
>>733754737>lolifynpcs.mod
>>733754416>listening to news when they're sensationalizing random bullshitRemember when H1N1 was gonna kill us all? Or when Ebola was going to kill us all? Or when Yellowstone was gonna kill us all? Or when we were gonna have a civil war? Or when we were gonna have a race war? Or when China was going to cut off all our plastic? Or when Hugo Chavez was gonna nuke us? Or when there was WMDs in Iraq? Or when Hillary Clinton had a 99% chance of winning the election? Or when literally all of America's youth was turning into Nazis? Or when we were gonns run out of drinking water and corn? Or when all the bees were going to go extinct? Or when...GO GET A JOB
>>733748554Fixed
video games
>>733748554>saving during the fuckup Fucking retard
>>733751514If anyone was wondering, this may or may not be true.
>>733755247i wanted to do that edit but I felt I wouldn't get any (you)s... for some reason /v/ feels dead at times
>>733758163Anon, 4chan (as a whole) doesn't feel dead, it is dead. Having a thread survive 1 hour and 15 minutes in the /v/ catalog without replies was unthinkable of three years ago, at any moment in time.
>>733755114>things that didn't happen/will happen/were prevented from happening/are just propagandayou've never read past a headline in your life have you
>>733753684less text
>>733755114>unironic boomerpostingretard
For me, it's elf comic
>>733755247big tits blouse. pretty good.
>>733748554Savestates IRL would be just what I need to solve this huge fucking mess of a life I have
Are there any movies about this?Not groundhog day.Futurama had the really good episode about the 10 second time travel button.
>>733751514You dont fucking make 10000 lmao
>>733755114you're an actual fucking midwit.
>>733748554
>>733760820i do that
>>733753764godspeed
>>733758163>>733758273/v/'s been dead for years nowso death isnot somethingNOT SOMETHING THAT SCARES ME
>>733748846Dunno what's your job, but I always have 3 to 6 interviews, and one of them is with HR
>>733751514If anyone was wondering,
>>733748554savescum rape
>>733760820Hwut
>>733762910If you found out someone could savescum, could you ever trust them?
>>733748846I find I've had an easier time interviewing with women. They're less intimidating because lol they're women and if you can make them laugh like once or twice you've pretty much got the job.It's always the men that pry me for personal details and then I get caught in the balancing act of trying to hide how much of an unmotivated do nothing loser I really am.
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>>733763578Needs Descartes
>>733755247Would be better if her tits were normal in the first panel, then later he was entering the mod menu.
>>733760051A genuinely god-tier comic
>>733763513>They're less intimidating because lol they're women and if you can make them laugh like once or twice you've pretty much got the jobWhere do you think we are?
>>733758273three years ago, 4chan as a whole was overrun with normalniggers, unironic redditors, and pol-troons. I'll take a slower /v/ if it means less people biting the most obvious baits known to man.
>>733748554Modern work culture is such bullshit.I spent 2 fucking days getting interviewed for a job and didn't even get hired. That is 2 days of me working and not getting paid.And people wonder why there are so many NEETs nowadays.
>>733765570it's a pagan ritual to witches too, the next crusade can't come fast enough
>>733763578
>>733758273It's true, traffic has been bleeding out for a while now.https://dev.4stats.io/
>>733751514wondering if anyone is getting a job or not is moot in this age. all of us here are destined for the permanent underclass
>>733748926They also have a tendency of hiring other women over men so he's already fighting an uphill battle of built in nepotistic behavior.
>>733765787why did /a/ peak on april 7th 2021
>>733765651I was literally the #1 expert in all of North America in the specific software topic they were trying to hire.They didn't hire me and their reason was "you seemed anxious". Oh I'm sorry I wasn't cool as a cucumber when I'm on the spot trying to get a fucking job.
>>733748554>"Hey, Grok, answer this interview question for me..."
>>733748643If only. Things aren't even that easy anymore. You'll get interviewed by like 20 different people before landing a good job now. My last job was 4 different interviews with 3-4 people each.
>>733765998The punchline is shes using AI too.
>>733763513The opposite is also true. If your tie gives them the 'ick', you're not getting hired. They 100% do this shit, too. It's a completely illogical process.
>>733753825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ncM37dtBk
>>733751514They'll also do this when they don't urgently need the role filled, but are looking to lay someone off and then hire someone to work for less. They have plenty of time to wait for the perfect candidate.
>>733765863>interview for an electronic repair job that was repeatedly promised to me over the course of a year>seems to go well>i've been doing all manner of extra work given to me to 'prove i'm serious' about the role>get a call that evening telling me they're going with someone who has 'more management experience'>fired for refusing to continue to do that additional unpaid workyears ago now and i still haven't recovered
>>733762760I dunno what your dogshit adult daycare job is, but I never did an interview in my life that wasn't for entry level jobs. As soon as I finished my internships I went and talked directly to my would-be boss and I got hired immediately after we reached a balance on which wing of the hospital I wanted to work the most and where I was gassed up the most by my coworkers.
>>733748554It was funnier when Postal Dude said it.
>>733765570>>733765651I have a cousin who works HR and I make sure to shame her at every family gathering.
>>733755114What you can do these days is tell AI to compile the news, and exclude anything that is a prediction instead of something that actually happened. It cleans it up ALOT.
>>733748554>>733755247Man, i still remember that cute HR lady that interviewed me a decade ago. She was this young blonde blue-eyed cutie that was a bit goofy and shy-ish at times. Wish I had shot my shot at her, she was so hot and cute>>733756763Kek
>>733766272>which wing of the hospitalYeah, no one gives a fuck in the medical field. Everyone is hurting bad. I get an enormous amount of money for filling in at out-of-state hospitals. They cover travel, car, lodging, and pay 3x more than what I'd make with a normal local job. Shits ridiculous. For medical work, the bottleneck is getting into a medical school. There's a small number of slots available and they all go to blacks and women. Usually black women. Once you're done with that, though, the interviewer will lean over the desk and present her slit to you if she thinks it get you to sign an employment contract.
>>733755247>big tits>big glassesbig YES
>>733765570>work in mechanical engineering>job interviews become "why should I want to work for you" because fucking no one wants to work in the field >spend 7 hours a day funposting on image boards and 1 hour drawing steel beams and talking to mechanics>the only women in the building are the boss' wife who does some financial shit and the 60 year old fat cafetatia lady who calls everyone hun I'm so fucking glad I didn't go into IT or accounting or some other bullshit.
>>733748554But why is he looking for a job when he could get infinite money from savescumming stocks and gambling?
>>733767731>when the job interviewer asks "what is the worst thing about you?"And obviously you can't say you jerk off to anime girl feet so you have to give some bullshit answer like "MY BIGGEST FLAW IS THAT I WORK TOO HARD".
>>733767796Everyone should put their money in stocks instead of a bank. But you need balls of steel to do that because one day you might lose $5,000 and the next you'll gain $5,000 in a single day.You need to have balls of steel not to panic sell when stocks are low.
>>733767731People sould really take the engineering pill. I went to apply for a job as project enigneer despite having zero experience, told them I didn't know shit but was good with computers, they hired me anyway because no one applied, and paid for my autocad and revit classes and now I'm a senior engineer making good money whle never leaving the office apart from shooting the shit with the construction workers. They fucking hate HR bullshit, women are usually just receptionists and it's primarily white.
>>733765651this is a star wars alien and you can't convince me otherwise
>>733763578We're!
sexy nigger
>>733762387Shut up Tom, you lost.
>>733754874so true sisa
>game gives quicksave and quickload hotkeys>if you use them you're playing it wrong
>>733754063Please note if you are interviewing for a silicon valley tech job the correct answer is either the blood of the innocent or underage boys
>>733753684you're autistic and probably ESL
>>733762949People who are into findom are lunatics, that's all you need to know.
>>733767920>jerk off to anime girl feetThat's an asset
>>733751514I am, in fact, still wondering.
>>733754063>My weakness is that I am a male and therefore subconsiously influenced by the toxic masculinity present in the patriarchy we are living in, turning me into a micro-aggressive, women-objectifying mind-rapist.>However, I am currently saving money to have a doctor cut my dick off and become a women.
>>733765468are you serious? there's more bait and /dbs/-tier pseudo generals than ever before.
