It's the FROGS!Ocelot's private troops!
>>733748582>Snake rolls them around on the ground and gropes themIt's not fair
frogs are proud creatures who want to always be on top
>>733748582I wish they could bounce on my dick like a frog, heh.
What was ocelot even trying to accomplish? Mgs4 is so incomprehensibly stupid
I can't wait for the porn after they rip the PC models
>>733749113a.) pretend to be Liquid Snake-possessed who just wants to be an evil world-ruling manical bastard so the Patriots think he's not Ocelot swindling themb.) get Snake, Hal, Sunny, Naomi and all the pieces into the right places so that he can destroy the Patriots from within, effectively manipulating EVERYBODY as pawns to the final resultc.) get Big Boss revived by any means necessary since he had the means to do it
>>733749042>>733748906>>733748881>>733748853well done Hideo
>>733749271What if someone in his plan dies because he's sending people to shoot bullets at them and scrambling their brains with nano machines?
>>733749113Destroy the Patriots
>>733748582God bless Kojima for making them all female, imagine hating on the man that gave us THIS
>>733749979Well he knows that wouldn't happen because they know CQC and stuff.
>>733748853>>733748881>>733748906>>733748906Reminder that La Creatividad wanted them to be fully naked.
>>733751830Creative dad has some good ideas sometimes
>>733748582Did this artist die?
>>733748906definitely the hottest one
>>733751830what stopped him?
>>733748853>>733748881>>733748906>>733749042>no feetsi swear this place is full of faggots and trannies
>>733752756konami
>>733748853>>733748881>>733748906>>733749042Kojima has good taste in women.
>>733748853>>733748881>>733748906>>733749042Raven is the only fuckable one. Then again probably not seeing as the codename implies she's bipolar or otherwise batshit insane
>>733748853>>733748881>>733748906>>733749042Sorry lads, Pat and Woolie say this was problematic and that MGS4 was shit.
Where's jive gorilla?
>>733748906IT'S ALL SO FUCKING HYSTERICAL
What if you were a us soldier during the events of the SOP shutdown and you were assigned to look after a haven trooper still recovering from the effects of sop being gone which leads to her being super dependent on you while you nurse her back to normal and afterwards she genuinely falls in love with you haha wouldnt that be crazy
>>733754269>snake getting straddled and lovingly caressed by a beautiful woman is considered a fail statewhat did kojimbo mean by this
>>733754750Erectile dysfunction is in the in-game explanation.
>>733755246
>>733748853>>733748881>>733748906>>733749042I am going to go down a masturbatory memory road?
For me it's the angry one
>>733753365They're all fuckable
>>733748881this is her now
>>733754269>Hot Coffee
>>733756629kek
>>733756629Wow that sure is a tweet repeating the joke of Jivin' Gorilla but less funny and overlapping with Raging Raven.
Why are they stronger than Snake anyway? You can't CQC them.
MGS4 was my first Metal Gear and I was so fucking lost.
>>733758954nanomachines, son
>>733748853Dykeface>>733748881Brown>>733748906>>733749042Dick status = muhThank you for coming to my ted talk
