This isn’t another anti-Nintendo thread or something, I’m a big fan who’s just frustrated.There’s no goddamn games on this thing besides Mario Kart World and DK Bananza.I don’t care about the Kirby racing gameI don’t care about Hyrule Warriors 3I don’t care about Fire EmblemI don’t care about Mario TennisI don’t care about the cripple gameI don’t care about the Switch 1 remastersI don’t care about Pokémon MinecraftOnly Yoshi looks somewhat interesting There needs to be a MASSIVE fucking system seller game announcement already like 3D Mario, mainline Zelda, Smash 6 or Gen 10 Pokémon or my Switch 2 is just an expensive dust collecting paperweight.
Gen 10 is being announced in like 2 days you sperg calm downAnd we'll probably get news about Splatoon Raiders soon, I assume it'll be out by September at the latest.It's been like 8 months. Usually takes like 20-24 for a console to build up a respectable library.
>I don’t care about the Kirby racing gameYou WILL care bitch, buy the game and hop on Skyah. NOW.
Still buying a Switch 2
Nintendo hasn't made a good console since the DS Lite/DSi.
>>733750757good fucking lord that UI. i didn't realize nintendo had lost the plot this bad.
Still buying a Switch 2.
Still buying a Switch two
>>733750757>more STATS LMAO Sakurai slopzzzz
>>733750876Have you even seen the character select in MKW?
>500$>broughtedWhy am I seeing this so much lately?
>>733750608Snoy Boy
bwahhahahahaha
>>733750608Nintendo needs competition. Sega was the only real competition they ever had.
>>733750608Just sell it and buy a gpu, a 5060 will get you the whole switch library
>>733750608>No games!>Lists games
>>733750608>I don’t care about the Kirby racing gameThen your plight is well deserved
>>733751409Now post Snoy version
>>733750608Why the fuck did you buy it if you don't like any of the games?Are you just stupid?
>>733750846Haven’t made good games since then
>>733750608Please tell me, why are you a big fan of current-day Nintendo?
>>733751532Oh the WiiU had plenty of games too in its day. Doesn't mean most of them were good, especially not as substitutes for shit people actually wanted.
>>733750608Duskbloods is the only thing I'm currently looking forward to and we don't even have a release date. I'm hoping for third party patches at this point so I can play things like the .hack games at 60 fps on Switch 2 instead of being forced to buy them on PC since they're still 30 FPS on Switch.
>>733751419no, they don'tconsoles need to die as a wholethey're not a value proposition, the closed console market leads to monopolistically more expensive games that makes you pay back whatever upfront discount they give youthey no longer have the retard friendliness monopoly, valve killed that with their work on steamos and steam big picture
>>733750608It was justified immediately. Fuck off with your false-flag posting, snoy.
>>733751471Emulation primarily uses the CPU genius
Why did you buy it if it didn’t have any games you wanted to play???? I didn't buy one as it hasnt got a new Zelda game.
>>733750608>When the fuck is my 500$ purchase of this thing gonna be justified?I'm pretty sure everyone says the same thing with the PS5.Also why the fuck would you buy something with only 1 game you're interested in?
>>733751532That's like saying modern AAA gaming isn't dead even though all the games are made for some mythical modern audience instead of us. If a game isn't appealing to you, then who gives a fuck about it?Wow, I'm sure glad women can play Love and Deepspace what good does that game existing do for a straight male?
>>733751726>I didn't buy one as it hasnt got a new Zelda game.ToTK is for all intents and purposes a switch 2 title its so gimped on the switch that its not even worth playing, same is even more true for pokemon SV and ZA
>>733751851ok but I had already played that on the switch 1 the week it came out. I dont replay games. If it had been a thing where totk came out the same day on the switch 1 and switch 2 then yeah id get that.
Why do people think Gen 10 is being announced this week? It's Nintendo and Game Freak in 2026. Nintendo.In 2026. Why are you expecting ANYTHING?
>>733750608it was only ever going to be a portable gtx 970 if you don't like the idea of that then you shouldn't have bought it
>>733750757Bruh
>>733750749Nigga who tf is playing Splatoon besides mentally ill troons
>>733750608Gen 10 is in 3 days and they'll have something to show this summer like they always do
>>733750608>they only make Mario/Zelda/Smash anymore>where's my Mario/Zelda/Smash?
>>733752078>Why do people think Gen 10 is being announced this week?February 27th is "Pokémon Day," Pokémon's anniversary and they've held a presentation with all of their major announcements for the year on this date every year for the past 10 yearsThis year is the 30th anniversary of the series and it will have been 4 years since Gen 9, tying the longest the series has gone between Generations since Gen 4 and 5 (2006-2010).Pokémon is the most valuable media franchise in the world, there are literally billions of dollars at stake that depend on the next Generation of Pokémon coming out regularly, they cannot afford delaying another year.
Ninceldrones seething lmao
>>733750608We need to invent a slur for the subset of Nintendo fans who only play mainline Mario/Zelda/Smash/Animal Crossing and who constantly beg for first-party Directs.
Lol you boughted a cuck device meant to exploit the parents of toddlers and downies
>>733755909Alright. What spinoff game do you have sand in your vagina over people not appreciating enough?
Anon, never buy a console on release. Especially a Nintendo one. Their "main" games take longer to come out as console generations progress, and by that time they will push a new version of the system, or extra features, or at least have the originals drop in price once stuff you are interested in is there.
Switch 1 backlog
>>733750608It’s already worth it, you have Mario Kart and Bananza, two of the greatest games of all time. Learn to be more thankful for things in life.
>>733756571This but unironically
Kirby and Tennis are based. Kart and DK are both excellent too. Pokemon Viva Pinata / DQ Builders might be worthwhile. It’s a pretty good first 8 months. You only being interested in the most likely shit Yoshi is crazy bad taste
>>733752660Splatoon is mechanically brilliant, get some taste and braincells, retard
>>733752391Timmy will never recover.
>>733750608I am happy with mine. BDSP and Legends Arceus/Z-A run great now. And my Zelda games look beautiful.
>>733758174>Get some taste>Says the grown man in his 30s playing fucking SplatoonPfffff ahahaha
>>733758389I'd do ANYTHING to see Cynthia dropped into a vat of acid.
>>733750846>He didn't play Wii u/3DS at its peakTragic.
>>733758427>middle aged retard with no argument starts projectingyour poor parents :(
>>733758427Alright let's see what games adults play. Post your steam library sorted by hours played. I'll wait.
>>733750608when they release good games, so never>>733750757this looks dogshit
>>733750608>DK bananzaYou have no hope if you're a shill for unpopular garbage.It's for people who have switch 1 games.Anyone who was following the "switch pro" for years could easily tell that nintendo was dragging their feet because of the japanese economy and only released the switch 2 because they couldn't wait any longer.I play my switch 2 every day knowing full well that the only good game coming out this year is a pokemon game that is a rip off of windwaker where you have to "SAVE NATURE" from the evil land developers because... YOU JUST HAVE TO!>>733751419Sega was never competition. They lost the console war they fucking started by massive edgy graphics fags that couldn't put out games that could compete.
>>733758624#1 Europa Universalis IVBut you wouldn’t know about that tendie console pleb
>>733759068>Western trashlmao
>>733759068If you're too embarassed to post a screenshot for me that's fine, kiddo. Nobody does.
>>733759147I’m at work. I’m a mobileGOD.
>>733759215Then you can install the steam mobile app and honor my simple request.
>>733759283You’re not getting my Steam info splatoon pedo stop trying
>>733756286Kirby fans have turned into niggers who've spent the last few months seething over the fact that their sequel to an incredibly niche racing game failed to reach mainstream appeal.Your game was bad back then and it's still bad today.The only reason anyone even remembers it is because Item Bounce has become the Israeli national anthem.
>>733759308I had you pegged as chickenshit so I expected this.
>>733759359I haven’t seen anyone give a shit that it sold poorly, just people happy to have it, schizo
You don't own a switch because you're poor
Switch 2 will be amazing trust the plan. Games are coming!
>>733759448uh... >>733750757
>>733759502Tendie cope
>>733759528>this is the “seething” he mentionedoh, so you have actual autism
>>733759502If i'm buying a new console i'm getting a PS5 since it has a larger library of multiplats and better performance.
i got a switch 2 because: A. i like nintendoB. i'm not shit with money C. i just wanted a new switch ok? i had the launch one and i wanted to upgrade
>>733750608Ya shit sucks and why I haven't bothered buying the Switch 2 yet. Switch 1 with Tears of the Kingdom is prob the only day 1 system that wasn't a disappointment game wise. Everything else was just a "trust me bro it'll get better" Sure they have good games now but that shit took months and was free as money for Sony and Xbox till they finally put decent shit out. I'm not touching a damn new thing till those fuckers learn to put games out with system launches, till then I got a decent backlog to keep me busy.
>>733759703BoTW I mean not ToTK*This captcha shit is some next level retarded shit lol
>>733759618Ok poorfag
>>733759625Tendie cultist seek help
>>733759770Isn't it the same price as the Switch 2
>>733759875i have multiple variations of every nintendo handheld (GB/GBC GBA/SP DS/lite/i 3DS/XL/NEW) but i never got a switch lite or a OLED. when the switch 2 came out i just bought it because why not, i felt like i saved money in the end
>>733759995Tendies gonna tendie
>>733759939You can find it for cheaper than switch 2
>>733758578>30+ year old man doubling down on playing Splatoon>:(Pffffffff ahahahahahaha>>733758624Currently waiting for Ghost of Yotei Legends to drop and occasionally playing Helldivers 2 with the homies.
>>733750608Why would you buy a device from Nintendo at all at this point in time? Nothing new is good.
>>733758624>>733760094Oh and also I'm not the based Euro Universe whatever anon, he owned your ass lmao. I don't use Steam.
>>733760141To play old games on? Duh? It’s comfy.
>>733760094>doubling down on projection as he plays snoy open world slopyou gonna live with your parents into your 40s you think?
>>733760208We have the Switch 1 and hacked Wiis for that.I mean, the Switch 2 is just a Switch 1 Pro and everyone knows it. It exists to steal money from idiots and nothing else.It's a scam.Nintendo tells me that my Switch 1 is too weak to play pic related. Give me a break.
>>733760221>30+ year old defender of Daddy Nintendo>Calling Sony games slopPffff ahahaha>Gonna keep living in your house with your wife?Hell yeah. Good life. Remember to thank your granny for the basement space, tendie lmao.
>>733760350Can’t play wii on the go and switch 1 is old now. You look poor if you use a switch 1 in public now. And it runs way worse.
>>733760078So you're telling me there's absolutely no reason to buy a Switch 2?
>>733756532This. The Switch has a huge library and their eShop has sales all the time so you atleast have that.
>>733760424Only poorfags don’t have a switch 2
>>733760361It’s cute that you like to come in here to play pretend since you don’t actually like to play your games or spend time with your “wife” lol. Guess this is the only time your parents can’t catch you on the computer
>>733760457I am poor and have a Switch 2
>>733760423>Can’t play wii on the goYou can, but the screen is exceedingly rare.>You look poor if you use a switch 1 in public now.First off, I never game around people unless it's in an arcade, secondly caring what strangers think about such a thing is a joke.>And it runs way worse.For modern games I'm sure, but I literally play Atari 7800 games.
>>733760424Bigger storage 60fps and 4k graphics. Here are 3.
>>733750608>I don’t care about the Kirby racing game>I don’t care about the cripple gameyour problem is having shit taste>There needs to be a MASSIVE fucking system seller game announcementthat's bananza and air riders
>I don't care about mario tenniswhat is with this board and not liking actually fun video games
>>733760483>30+ year old weeping at his keyboard>"wife"Pfffffff ahahahaha. Go play some Splatoon and thank granny for the basement space, tendie. You're see through. Also Yotei was awesome, I already beat it. Legends doesn't come out till next week.
>>733760558>Here are 3things the switch 2 doesn't have?
I was wondering what got OP so mad this time but it seems it's because Sony is willing to give the Spider-Man without Spider-Man cinematic universe another shot.
>>733760641Your schizo cope is getting repetitive man. Sorry you have jackshit to play so you spend consolewarring lol
>>733759618The problem with the PS5 is that theirs not that many games that justify buying it for the performance. Like everything on it can run easily on PC and not a beefy PC at that. What makes the Switch 2 great is alot of games on PC and PS5 work better on a handheld (something like Rayman Legends,Ori and the Blind Forest,etc).
>>733760807>30+ year old tendie doesn't want to defend Splatoon anymoreYeah I'd be tired too. I just answered your question, tendie. Already beat the game I liked, its multiplayer isn't out yet. Do you just sit in granny's basement all day playing games 24/7? Get other hobbies, loser lmao.
>>733760940Nta, but you're on your computer telling other people on computers to do other things. Think about it. Be the change you want to see.
>>733750757Literally looks like ADHD shit.
>>733750608Just sell it and buy a Steam Deck for 350 bucks.
>>733761004It looks exactly as I imagined modern video games to be: sparkly, jerky, and fast, but no soul and no comfort.
>>733761024>Just downgrade bro
>>733760992>ComputerI'm on my phone chilling in my home office listening to music. You slouch over a PC doing this? Fuck that. Get a console.
>>733761024Emulating anything past gen5 is cancer
>>733761050>I hate arcade racers
>>733759308bruh imagine fucking yourself like this when you could have looked cool on 4chan
>>733761061Your phone is a computer. >You slouch over a PCNo, I'm making a concerted effort to improve my posture. No shrimping here! >Get a console.I got a bunch and unless Nintendo releases a real holodeck I'm not buying a new one ever again because there's no reason; all the good games have been made. Gaming has concluded.
>>733761004That's what video games are retard. Fake gamer.
>>733761093Yes, unless they're 25-40 years old, or more.
>>733759625>im not shit with moneyExtreme mental illness, this is what happens when we do not kill enough npcs.
>>733760940Any other make believing you want to do as your final sperg to avoid discussing actual game mechanics?
>>733761225Not them, but you're a zoomer. Donkey Kong (1981) is pure gaming and isn't made for ADD spergs.
>>733750608Here’s the harsh truth anonI know it may be a hot topic whether the Switch 1 or the Switch 2 has the better Year One library, but there is something I believe is true for both. The Switch 1 has the stronger first-party Year One library, while the Switch 2 has the stronger third-party Year One library.Which one you value more is up to you. I know technically the Switch 2 version of Final Fantasy VII Remake released in January of 2026, but I consider "Year One" to be the console's first full year of support (so up to June 5th, 2026 in the Switch 2's case).
>>733761357>5 brand new games>5 years old slop that only brain rot retards play
>>733750757I have not seen an Air Riders thread for all of February… I wish I was kidding.
>>733761254>discussing game mechanics>Splatoon>30+ year old at it againPffffffff ahahaha. I'm good, tendie.
>>733761276I'm 37 years old you absolute nigger. The first video game I played was the Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo cartridge on NES. There's no way all the snoys on this board are organic. In real life everyone I know admits that PS5 sucks shit and nobody even owns one. Snoyim in abundance on this board somehow, yeah fucking right.
>>733761426Sonic racing crossworlds won.
You sounds like a spoiled child who needs constant pampering.
Lots of poorfags ITT
>>733761551I just bought this though?
>>733761458->admits they're younger?>calls me the ultra-forbidden magic no-no wordI accept your full concession. >The first video game I played was the Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo cartridge on NESReally, anon, I accepted your concession, you don't need to remind me that I was playing arcade games in the 70s and playing Atari 2600 and Intellivision long before the NES.
>>733761453Are you a consistent schizo here?? Is the repeating of the same theatrical laughter thing supposed to be a calling card or something?
>>733750757This game mode sucks. I legit dont get why people like it. Its just random meaningless shit for 15 minutes and then some mini game at the end that determines the actual winner
>>733750608maybe they'll release a smash or a zelda or a mario in like, 2030? 2031?Nintendo have lost the ability to make games quickly, so if you're lucky you might get 1 game from a franchise every decade. Maybe 1 game every 2 or 3 decades for some.
>>733761426There’s one now that no one is bumping
>>733761183>Your phone is a computerDon't be pedantic. "Phoneposter" is a favorite pejorative. >Concerted effort to improve my postureRespect! Your health is important. I wish you well. >Rest of postHmm. I agree and don't. I do still enjoy a lot of new games, but the market is oversaturated and the layoffs will continue. Maybe if it goes back to being somewhat niche we'll get a wellspring of new ideas again.
>>733752660idk people who are tired of the absolute retarded state that is current day FPS and multiplayer shooters?
>>733761602You're just a transparent loser who's easy to make fun of, and knowing that you're a grown adult going to bat for fucking Splatoon is a source of endless joy.
>>733761672Haha your phone is literally a small computer. I don't hate you for it like a spergburger, so don't sweat it.And thanks, man. Back to you as well!>Hmm. I agree and don't. I do still enjoy a lot of new games, but the market is oversaturated and the layoffs will continue. Maybe if it goes back to being somewhat niche we'll get a wellspring of new ideas again.Oh I hear you and I want what's best for the industry and gamers, just sayin.
>>733761584You lost the argument by being completely wrong>Durrr video game has a lot of action? It's not just shitty cutscenes like my netflix goyslop movies? Wtf is this for people with ADHDYES NIGGER IT IS. GO AWAY AND WATCH A MOVIE.
>>733750608I'm kinda in the same boat. I'm going to turn it back on the the first time in two months to play leaf green then sit on it until Twilight Princess drops on nso then sit on it for months or years until Pokemon gen 10, Zelda, New Mario, Xenoblade 4 happens.I thought banaza was meh but I did enjoy the switch 2 upgrades for botw and totk. They run and look a lot better. Anyway at least I still have PC gaming to keep me busy.
>>733761609it was a lot more novel back in 2003. rougelite game design hadn't permeated through the industry to nearly the same degree, so run-based numbers-go-up multiplayer gameplay was interesting and fresh. It was an early attempt at it though, and obviously there's been decades of iteration since then. It doesn't feel quite as inspired or interesting in 2026.These are the perils of remaking a game that was pioneering and influential in its time! Many such cases.
>>733750749>pokeslopYeah that might be a system seller to poketards, but unless gamefreak cleans up their act (Lol. Lmao, even), the games will suck and won't be a system seller for normal people. I still don't see a single reason to own a switch 2.
>>733752660japanese people. it's one of extremely few franchises that sells more copies within Japan than outside of Japan
>>733752660this, I couldn't give a fuck when the first came out and I still wonder what the bugs see in it
>>733761787>the zoomer is now angry for being wrongShocker.
>>733750757so... smash with items and vehicles? wtf, can sakurai make anything other than smash clones?
>>733759875why is it a fucking cultist when shown favor towards nintendo but steam and PS is totally ok????? fuck You!!!
>>733761780hey look, I was right lol >>733410832Nice other hobby anon!
>>733761458>There's no way all the snoys on this board are organicWhy do you tendies always think anyone who criticizes your little toy tablet is a snoy? Is it just the convenience of having a single boogeyman to blame for everything?>In real life everyone I know admits that PS5 sucks shitYeah, it does, like all consoles. It just turns out that the shitch poo sucks even more shit. Anyone reasonable is on PC and has been for at least a decade.
>>733760094>Ghost of Yotei LegendsLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>733761815or if gamefreak let other devs make more spinoffspokopia looks boring as fuck but in terms of production value and polish and quality there's no denying it blows everything gamefreak have made for decades out of the water. if they let pokemon games be made in other genres by actually competent devs good things could happengod knows the bar is very low, even old non-gamefreak spin-off games like Colosseum and XD seem great right now compared to modern gamefreak pokemon
>>733750757I would legitimately be embarrassed to play this in front of people.
>>733750608man if only gamefreak weren't incompetent losers. how huge would it be if there was a high quality, competently made pokemon game coming out every yearit's so fucking sad we live in the world where they keep pumping out shovelware
>>733761787>Durrr video game has a lot of action?It's not the action retard. It's the gorillions of particle effects making it impossible to discern what's happening to anyone without ADHD.>>733750757Seriously, what level of ADHD do you need to get any level of enjoyment out of this slop?
>>733761992It's like watching someone play with a spark-maker for too long.
>>733761992People would first have to be willing to be around you, so you should be safe
>>733760424PS5 is not portable
>>733750757Absolutely not. Sakurai is an absolute fraud that should not be allowed near the franchise ever again.
>>733750608the fact 2 months of 2026 has gone by and they STILL haven't released a game for the system is really really disappointing. Actually, not only have they not released a game, they haven't even announced one. It's crazy how they're just letting it rot with nothing to play
>>733762065Oooh. I feel hurt on anon's behalf.
>>733750815>>733750996>>733751214You haven't already?
>>733750608Woke consoleShould have called it the Nintendo Switch Woke Edition
>>733760361>>Calling Sony games slopghost of yotei devs CELEBRATED CHARLIE KIRKS DEATH. FUCK PS
>>733762073It’s not woke either
>>733761024lmao I can't even get a steamdeck
>>733761992This but astro's playschool
>>733751645>I'm hoping for third party patches at this point so I can play things like the .hack games at 60 fps on Switch 2 instead of being forced to buy them on PC since they're still 30 FPS on Switch.Why would you ever buy them (or any other third party game) on switch in the first place if you have a PC?
>>733762207
>>733762278nta, PC doesn't have any games
>buys a nintendo console >"i don't care about all these nintendo games"
>>733761653nintendo still pumps out the most games compared to every other company
>>733761924Hey, that's my post! Let's see...>Make fun of 30+ year old man defending SplatoonAnd then... >Make fun of people playing Ring Fit instead of just going to a gymIt's true. I find tendie adults as repulsive as Disney ones. I don't know what I'm missing here.
>>733762392Closeted Slownyfags?
>>>/vp/Back to your containment board, tendie
>>733762316That's exhibit A. Cuck of War is exhibit B. All of Concord is exhibit C. Ghost of Yotei's predictable plot is exhibit D. Niggerman 2 is exhibit E. Intergalactic is exhibit F and so on.
>>733750608>I don’t care about the Kirby racing game>I don’t care about Hyrule Warriors 3>I don’t care about Fire Emblem>I don’t care about Mario Tennis>I don’t care about the cripple game>I don’t care about the Switch 1 remasters>I don’t care about Pokémon Minecraft>Only Yoshi looks somewhat interestingso why did you buy it day 1 when nothing you liked was announced?
>>733762402Well we're all better than in every way so I don't see why yoi think you're relevant.
>>733762402>>733762454You're trying way too hard.
>>733760450But what about people like myself who have played and beat all the big titles on switch 1? I'm only interested in bananza and can't justify buying for 1 game. Sell me on it
>>733762483I… I think I’m in a cult…
>>733762491>Well we're all better than in every way so I don't see why yoi think you're relevant...Eh?
>>733762402>yes, I often seethe in these threadsyou seem to be missing this life you pretend to have lmao
>>733762367PC has every game consoles and your little meme tablet have, plus thousands more.
>>733762531*better than you
It's worth for the upgrades, been playing RDR on it and loving it.
>>733762506Not the same person, anon. Look at you. You're seething. A pffff ahahaha if you will lmao.
>>733762556Some games would be nice
>>733762621Yeah I agree. Right now the switch 2 just isn't worth it. I guess nintendo only cares about movies now.
>>733762538The post you quoted and my response to the person with the anime pic were my only two posts in that thread though. I visit /v/ for two things. >LeaksLike TLOU2 (kino)And currently RE9 (ludo kino)>Bullying tendiesEasy. I just hurt one's feelings about living in his grandma's basement so bad he trawled the archives in search of me lmao.
>>733762207LMAOOOO ARE YOU RETARDED?!?!?!
>>733762402>I find tendie adults as repulsive as Disney ones.holy shit imagine having a personal issue like this. Please fucking seek help
>>733762720TLOU 1 and 2 are total woke garbage. Snoys have no taste at all.
>>733762707This but PC. Like seriously, just imagine if a snoy boasted about having every Xbox game like you just did to me.
>>733759625>i'm not shit with moneyHe says, after admitting to buying a shitty locked down gaming tablet WITH NO GAMES LMAO
Did everyone just memory hole what the first year of Switch 1 looked like?>muh BotWWii U port. You got a port of TotK on Switch 2 with significantly better performance>muh OdysseyBananza is just as good
>>733750608This serves as a cautionary tale. Don't buy hardware if you don't want the software for it. If a console doesn't have exciting games, it's not an exciting console.
>>733762720>cope about being such a retard that his shallow dialogue tree reveals he’s a hobbyist console war schizothe “people” on here, man
>>733762905lel I remember people shilling hard for I am Setsuna. No one talks about it anymore because it sucks.
>>733760208Steam Deck or any chinkheld will serve that purpose better. For instance, they actually have games.
>>733762832>STOP MAKING FUN OF NINTENDONo lol>>733762835I said the leaks were kino. Weren't you here? All of /v/ was unified laughing at it. Great merriment. Also, TLOU2 is ludo kino.
>>733763001idk anon seems like an incredibly toxic and unhealthy head space to be in. This is the shit that makes people into school shooters
>>733762882>>733763001Your "I'm totally a cool guy who doesn't care, heh..." persona isn't working.
>>733760423I hope one day I'll live in a place where instead of being robbed I just get criticized for looking poor
>>733760574>you have shit taste if you don't like the ADHD simulator and deislop: cripple edition>that's bananza and air ridersGrim.
>>733763001>I wasn’t enjoying the woke slop, I was laughing AT it!Whatever you say wokie antifa tranny terrorist
>>733751628>Doesn't mean most of them were goodThey seemed to sell well enough on the Switch.
>>733761426>Kirby's Air Ride and Metroid are a game and franchise that literally only the existing fans buy and nobody else>Metroid Prime 4 comes out and it's practically MADE to piss off existing Metroid fans and Prime fans in particular>MP4 shits the bed shockingly hard and doesn't even sell 1m copies despite it being a dual release, there being 150m Switch 1s and 10m Switch 2s, and having Prime fans foaming at the mouth for a new game for like two decades now>Air Riders comes out and only existing KAR fans buy it, because anyone that might've bought it is already bored of (or hated) MKW and probably played Crossworlds too, so they're probably burnt out on racing games>huge sales like day 1, and then nothing, which doubly sucks for it because both Air Ride games are heavily focused on MP and have almost no singleplayer content (Air Riders has a little more though)Between the two, Kirby got it better since I can't imagine the game cost that much to make, but Prime 4 got fucked in the ass with a rusty shovel all because apparently Tanabe wanted to powertrip like a cunt and Concord'ed the game.>>733762483A. His OP post was 1pbtid bait for clicks despite the fact we're all Anon and there's no "honor" or "karma" to earn/lose here, no reputation to build.B. He's a legit Nintendo simp.C. He's one of those NEW GOOD BUY NEW THING BECAUSE NEW MAKE POPULAR BIG NEW THING I LOVE STAR WARS 7 THE FUTURE IS FEMALE nutjobs that can't survive 3 seconds without buying a new thing.>>733762905Switch 1 was in a weird situation where not only did the Wii U shit the bed so quick they had to rush to crap out a new system with a new gimmick, but the Switch 1 also stepped on the 3DS's niche so that had to go too, leaving them with not much time to make too many games for it right away, much like how the Switch 2's library had to be padded with Switch 1 games (openly or otherwise) becoming "Switch 2 exclusives."
>>733763001lmao wtf?!?
>>733762882But enough about PC
>>733762991No steam deck doesn't have any games
>>733762905People ignore that Switch 1 was propped up by two heavy hitter ports because the Wii U didn’t exist to them. It’s stupid, and also ignores the shitty launch years of everything past gen 7
>>733750757Looks like every Cruelty Squad clone
>>733763046>Making fun of me will turn you into a school shooterIt works the other way around, anon. >>733763049Twice in a row now you've accused me of being another poster. >"I'm totally a cool guy who doesn't care, heh.."Pffff ahahaha. Tendie stop it. I'm not even trying to hurt your feelings this much, you're shaking.
>>733751646Yes, we need a single, completely homogenized platform where nobody takes risks anymore and nobody makes games above and beyond to sell their platform. Soulless copy pasted AAA and flavor of the month idie clones is what we need. Forever.
>>733763081I enjoyed the leaks, the memes and, one year later, the game. All kino. Unlike tendies I actually like games occasionally.
>>733763178It has every single one of the thousands of games available on Steam, as well as the entire libraries of any pre-7th gen console, plus all nintendo consoles between then and the switch 1. That's a lot or old games. Also more new games than the shitch poo.
>>733763202Nah he's right. You're kinda embarassing to talk to.
>>733763234yeah if you're a fucking snoy than yeah it was perfect. EAT THE GOY SLOP!!! EAT THE GOY SLOP!!! EAT THE GOY SLOP!!! EAT THE GOY SLOP!!! EAT THE GOY SLOP!!!
>>733763275Can you explain to me why telling me it has games I can already play elsewhere would benefit me? Thanks in advance.
>>733763202you're cringe bro
>733763134>PC>locked down>no gamesIf you're going to bait at least try to keep it somewhat aligned with reality so someone might even fall for it. Not getting a (You) this time.
>>733763275Why not both? Switch 2 can't run many games the Deck can't and vice versa, besto combo
>>733763284>It embarrasses me to be reminded I'm a grown man playing games for elementary school childrenI'm here to help, tendie. Tell me about the bing bings.
>>733750757>hop on Skyah. NOW.Why?City Trial is such a snoozefest and it's the same shit every single match.90% of the time you get to choose the end minigame so you'll always have an advantage.Sakurai tried to build it up with some>waow don't mindlessly grab powerups! make a build!Bullshit, but mindlessly grabbing powerups + a machine you like is practically going to guarantee you a victory.City Trial got old fucking fast.>but other modesRaces aren't much better. There's jack shit to race on, if I wanted to race I'd hop on Mario Kart. The game is seriously lacking content, especially for a $70 release.
>>733763330If PC isn't locked down then why can't I own my PC games?
>>733763330>>locked downhahaha will be soon because of microslop and star of isreal surveillance hahahahaman progress is fucking gay
>>733763315Because those games are better on it than elsewhere and all in one little tablet instead of a living room's worth of retro consoles.PC is the best experience and frankly the default for any sane and reasonable person. It doesn't need to justify its existence. Instead, consoles need to justify why I would buy worse versions of the same games I have on PC for more money.
>>733763386Don't need to help, bingsnoy. I'm better than you in every way.
>>733763386imagine being against family friendly games. wtf.also lmao a lot of nintendo games have more mature moments than any snoy has put out>>733763409you can with GOG but eh I wish discs were still a thing
>>733763442I disagree. Sorry bud.
>>733763442Lmao same logic as a tablet boomer.>I NEED MY CONVIENCE SLOP!!!! ARRGHGHHH
>>733763370Sure, if you have unlimited money. But right now the switch 2 just doesn't have enough games to justify buying it over spending that same money on upgrading your PC or even just saving it. That might change, or it might not. Depends on if nintendo will get their heads out their asses and actually start making games again.
>>733763395If you play with more than 3 other people with a brainstem, you aren’t guaranteed an advantage, plus there are autopicked stadiums and gigantes. You at least need to aim for synergistic powerups. No need to exaggerate the shit you dislike
>>733750608I agree, The Switch 2 Has a lackluster catalog to choose from. I been basically thinking about getting older games that they put on sale. If it wasnt for Pokemon games, I would of bought a Steamdeck.
>>733750608I'm getting tired of Nintendo's pricing to be honest.Mario Tennis is not a $70 game.I stacked coupons + discounts and got it for ~$50 USD (I'm an Ausfag) and I'd argue it wasn't even worth that much.Air Riders wasn't worth $70Most content added in Switch 2 editions aren't exciting. I'd rather just get free res+FPS updates like SMO and Zelda LA/EoW got.Yoshi looks interesting, but I'm guessing that shit's going to be $70 too.For $70 I want hundreds of hours of gameplay, or a game that's at least fun to go back and revisit a ton. Not a ~15 hour game.
>>733763409>then why can't I own my PC games?You can though. There's nothing anyone can do to take the files off your SSD, unlike how nintendo can just disable "your" game card so any switch system will refuse to run it.>>733763414>will be soon because of microslopHow does that affect me if I don't have any microslop spyware infesting my PC? By the way, you're arguing for a hypothetical future in which PC might become as bad as consoles are now. I'll just stick with PC since it's better in the actual present and almost certainly will stay that way.
>>733761357Anyone who buys third party multiplats on a nintendo system is dumb as hell. Especially old ass ports.
>>733763409Who says you can't? >muh DRMGog exists.>but you can't sell your gamesSounds like a skill issue, f@m.>B-BUT I NEED SOMETHING LE PHYSICALThen burn your game to a disk.
>>733763484So you have no actual retort and conceed I'm right. Thank you. Have a nice day.>>733763529>I NEED MY CONVIENCE SLOPWhere did I mention convenience in that post?
>>733761024>Just get a steam deck+1 Reddit Gold
>>733763659linux is not widely supported even still for games so it ends up being a retarded battle for this. Also this is why I pay attention and get games that aren't a key card. Also this issue has been going on even on other consoles since 8th gen. Fuck the internet
>>733750608>There needs to be a MASSIVE fucking system seller game announcementShould've bought it when that happened. At least that's what logic would dictate. But you're not the one to get lost in little details like that, right?
>>733761059The deck is so much better it's not even funny. It's actually kind of depressing just how bad consoles are in comparison. I say that with all sincerity and as someone who grew up with nintendo and stuck with them for nearly 30 years.
>>733761939Because it's easy to tell by how gay and wrong you are
>>733763694you sure? Seems like switch 2 can do multiplats pretty well. my only gripe is the key cards
>>733763756then why CAN I NOT BUY IT RIGHT NOW?!??! LMAOOO
>>733755069that and Gen 10 leaked back when Game Freak got hacked.
>>733763635>100 hoursMost $70 games that are 100 hours to complete are slop slogs>fun to go back and revisit a tonThat’s what those multiplayer games are.Just buy used and resell the games if you’re hurting for money that bad. If you don’t want to revisit them anyway, there’s no loss
>>733763734>linux is not widely supported even still for gamesI dunno. I just check the "Use Proton" checkbox and click the play button. Haven't come across a game I can't play yet. Not being addicted to online gambling multiplayerslop helps, I admit.>Also this is why I pay attention and get games that aren't a key card>he thinks nintendo can't disable his normal cards tooAwww. That's cute. I like your naivete.
>>733750608You bought a tablet for babies, idk why you're complaining that it's all easy babyslop and party games
>>733763853they can't though? Reason being is that switch 2 still doesn't require an account to use and you can actually fully use it offline and therefore can't disable it.
>>733763853This post weighs 300+ pounds
>>733763758>switch 2 can do multiplats pretty well>can't play any mods on third party games>can't make backup copies and give them to friends>can't even play them on non-nintendo hardware
I learned my lesson last gen when I saw my switch coated in dust. I'd need at least 5 exclusives I want to play to get me to buy one.
>>733764073lmao wtf?
>>733761419Why didn’t Gohan tap this?Also that list left out some other games I felt were worth mentioning
real games when?I bought pokemon firered but I dont see anything else of value yet
>>7337641902017 was so fucking KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>733764198That depends on your tastes. I, for one, am already set. And I do not partake in pokemon dogshit.
>>733764190USUM arent on the switch
>>733763756It's too heavy for long sessions
>>733761653>Smash 6People are not ready for their favorite character to be cut. But desu I don't think Smash fans realize just how big and popular Smash truly is. A smaller roster isn't gonna hurt sales that much.
>>733762905I distinctly remember there only being 9 games available on the NA eShop at launch despite that being almost an entire decade ago. Even when things got going, they were mostly indies, AA titles, Arcade Archive, and ports up until June. There zero chance I’ll say that the Switch 2 had a worse launch than that even though it doesn’t have something on the same level as BoTW.
Already justified
>>733763707>So you have no actual retortSee >>733763484I accept your concession btw
>>733761795What if Air Riders came out much earlier during one of the previous console generations or during the mid lifespan of a certain console?
>>733764473Based Home chad
>>733764473Imagine all the other stuff you could have done with your life instead of that
>>733764513Let's see your playtimes
>>733764513you know its adds up if you play a little bit everyday? Also lmao what are you rushing to exactly?
>>733750608Why can’t Snoys be human? Are they really so bored the keep doing shit like this?
>>733750608I'm part way there, but I purchased Donkey Kong thanks to the upgrade, and I've been playing Xenoblade X with that upgrade, but I really would like at least some announcements to know what's coming up, I'm personally only interested in Splatoon Raiders as far as upcoming announced games go.>>733764412Wouldn't surprise me, third party characters need a license, even Sony couldn't afford to license key characters for their Smash Bros ripoff.
>>733764473Also this
Mario Kart is the system seller.Donkey Kong before a major Mario/Pokemon release has to be a strat to get the next generation of kiddos familiar with the IP and strengthen its brand recognition. Exact same reason they put Donkey Kong world in the Nintendo theme park.Pokemon announcement is incoming.Fire Emblem Whatever: The Fuck will probably be the next weeb pipeline game.Mario, I have no idea. I wonder if they're gonna go full traditional 2D because it sells well, or a 3D world multiplayer, or a new Galaxy/Odyssey style game.If you don't like any of those, then just... do something else with your life?
>>733764764Why are you spending 700 hours on Legends ZA? they ruined shiny hunting the moment shitendo realized they could monitize a niche subculture. you cant tell me you paid 30 extra bucks so you could easily shiny hunt a bunch of pokemon, right?
>>733764859Ruined?
>>733764859Can you stop crying eric?
>>733764874yeah, easy come easy go. shinies should be earned and if you can easily obtain one in under an hour. then there is no actual reward. every single shiny hunt that matters to me are ones that lasted more than 5 days. fuck they ruined the subculture for profits for tiktok brainrot kids that cant keep focus for longer than 30 seconds.
>>733764965I don't see it that way.
>>733750608switchsnoy getting upset because he doean't like good games
>>733764232Set with what games exactly?
>>733763907>they can't though?They can though, and even have done that to people who rip their cards to share the game. All they need to do is revoke the license attached to that card and any switch that connects to the internet afterwards will refuse to launch it >switch 2 still doesn't require an accountIrrelevant.>you can actually fully use it offlineFair, that would help. But how many people actually do that? How are you going to play newer games that require firmware updates? Also, you can use a PC offline too, or even disable internet access per program so Steam can't access the internet but without gimping your own experience. You can also back up the games and use Steam normally.>>733763923If you disagree, why don't you try using your words to explain why and exactly what part of my post is wrong? Or is it just that you can't because you know I'm right so instead you resort to... this? Sad!
>>733764473How do you people even exist.
>>733764980why because you think the ulitmate goal in life is having aSHINY LIVING DEX?the game made shiny hunting too easy. i put it down after 300 hours after i got way too many shinies too fast. since i have a large collection anyways. whats the point? is this just a chance for people that started shiny hunting in 2023 to "catch up". catch up to what? the best part about shiny hunting isnt how big your collection is, but how hard it was to obtain. the sooner you learn that, the sooner you realize you will finish that shiny living dex and just move on without a care. like i said, easy come easy go.
>>733764473Those games look like vomit even on the switch 2
>>733765048air ridersbananzaraiderstomadachirhythm heavenduskbloods(optimistic)and various visual novel games like dangan or 100 line
>>733765072The ultimate goal in life is to have fun :)
>>733764294Maybe try doing something besides sitting on your couch and inhaling nothing but onions. This is just not a problem for any normal human being.
>>733765098calls it likes i sees it. the new crowd of shiny hunters dont get it and they are posers. WOW I GOT A PINK POKEMON JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER EXCEPT I DIDNT HAVE TO DO SHIT TO OBTAIN IT BESIDES PLAYING A GAME FOR 2 HOURS. IM HAVING FUN. its the case of new fans just not fucking getting it.
>>733765058Not being able to understand other people can like what you don't like is a telltale sign of autism.
>>733765162You seem really revved about this.
>>733765098Mindset of your average degenerate tendie pokepsycho.
>>733765162You lost eric
>>733754279Gen 10 will be dogshit like every other pokemon game on switch
>>733765201Palworld lost. Sorry bro.
>>733765181yeah BECAUSE IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD AN ATTENTION SPAN LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS, LIKE I STATED EARLIER. YOU WOULD PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER THAT I AM NOT HAPPY THAT FUCKTENDO IS PURPOSLY MAKING EASIER TO CATCH SHINIES SO DUMBASSES LIKE YOURSELF THAT DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL CAN FEEL LIKE YOU CAN MAKE IT TOO.......FOR THE PRICE OF A 30 DOLLAR DLCWOW, Newfags ruin everything as you applaud and chide that this is what shiny hunting is really suppose to be about.
>>733758546The 3DS was trash.
>>733765273Just have fun :)
>>733765295Its a lot more rewarding when you actually have to try to achieve something. define "fun" because its fun when you actually make it a challenge.
>>733765072>300 hoursyou are not that much better
>>733765174Actual autism is wasting over 2000h of your kife on garbage like pokemon games on switch. Fucking retard
>>733750608Fallout 4 Anniversary Edish lil vro
>>733764190Why is mvc infinite here?
>>733765350https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fun
>>733763582>If you play with more than 3 other people with a brainstemEasier said than done, when you're playing with Tendies.
>>733765351for shiny hunting? it shouldnt be.
>>733765174>says the pokefag with thousands of hours in numonPure projectionBro you just have no standards and shit taste. At least own that fact.
I'm infinitely more interested in Pokopia compared to anything Gamefreak could shit out.I really hope that the SV -> ZA combo snapped more people out of the trance.
>>733761564Yeah poorfags tend to blow their money on useless garbage, hence they're poor.
>>733765416no, i mean pokemon in general.
>The ultimate goal isnt the journey along the way, its the destination that is a SHINY LIVING DEX. to hell with the boomer concepts. just give me everything now easier, i will pay for the 30 dollar DLC. this is you. this is how i think of you. you fuckwit.
>>733764190Fortnite, MvC, Nier, Metroid, Star Fox 2, and USUM were all not on Switch, retard.
Look who i found :)
>>733751409Is trans dk real? How?
>>733750608>There’s no goddamn games on this thing besides Mario Kart World and DK Bananza.WELCOME TO 1996im not a hater either but when will you guys realize that nintendo has been the exact same for more than 30 years. N is a cheap company that does the bare minimum
>>733765608yeah thats the new obsession. they nerf the shiny rates so hard that the new obsession is ALPHA SHINIES. because NORMAL shinies are TOO EASY. we now have to have ALPHA SHINIES hunts because i wouldnt want to do a 1 hour hunt for a pokemon. k thanks for proving my point. can we get rid of alpha fag hunters and all low shiny rates and DLC pay walls for easier shinies because the worst people are invading the niche subculture to be a part of something they dont understand. thanks.
>>733765663>>733765628>>733765391Nice sametrannying, Eric. You are over 12 hours into this meltdown
>>733750608I bought mine black friday and the only think I've done with it was transfer and load up all my Switch data.My came with Pokemon ZA and I got Donkey Kong for Christmas.Instead of playing either I'm currently playing Elden Ring for the 11th time.
>>733765391Not really
>>733765736Prove it with a timestamp
Shiny hunting is for autists and retards anyway. The real grind is for the best outfit.
:)
>>733750608>buys nintendo console for 2 games then cries about spending money on system when he doesnt like any other nintendo game.why? seriously though just why did you spend money on it if you hate every game?
>>733765769Based
they babified shiny hunting so normies could enter the space and not understand the subculture. and im the asshole thats gatekeeping for merely pointing it out.
Grumpy McScrooge over here
pic related is the truest gaming related pic i have ever seen.
>>733765867This but PC vegans
>>733765867Nice sametrannying, Eric
I would still be playing legends ZA..............IF THEY DIDNT TAKE AWAY THE 1 CHALLENGE IN THE GAME THAT MADE IT A REWARDING GRIND TO KEEP PLAYING. now its just an opportunity for retards to play catch up. thank god they still make it hard to shiny hunt legendaries. i swear to god. i will hit you with my ring hand.
>>733765479Both SV and ZA were great, though?SV in particular was the best gen in recent years.
You can stop the larp now.
>>733766030I'm sorry who are you and why should anyone care? Go play palworld, soi bitch.
>>733766034>SV in particular was the best gen in recent years.This is an accolade on par with 'best selling in comparison'.
>>733764945>>733765215>>733764945>>733765727
>>733766206>tranime
go to bed timmy
>>733750608I've been enjoying mine since day and still continue to do so. Struggling to find games on the machine is more of a personal skill issue.While waiting for the Resident Evil games to come out, I'm currently doing Thronefall which is a nice TD game that I wouldn't have known much otherwise if Nintendo didn't advertise it in a news article about sales.Also looking forward to Pragmata, Fire Emblem Fortune Weave (hoping it doesn't do the mistakes of Three Houses in terms of pacing), Opus Prism, Hono Gurashi no Niwa (since I liked the Yomawari games very much), Elden Ring and a couple of others.
>>733766371Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733763109Prime 4 did sell a million, they clarified
>>733764412I wouldn't really mind, my favorite part of 4 was already cut and will never come back, how could Sakurai add custom moves then remove them for no reason? That was so dumb.
>>733766497im like your father. you dont understand why i do what i do. you hate me, you spite me. you wish i was dead, only for when its too late you realize i was right all along.
>>733759215>>733759308A yellow-bellied 12-year old coward pretending to be an adult. Whoda thunk it?
>>733766778Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733751612zoomers are highly susceptible to FOMOthey are the easiest gen to manipulateand their women belong to me
>>733751409holy shit what a disgracei genuinely feel pity for anyone who bought this shitty console.
>>733766817Eric died 2 years ago broyou need to let your dead friend rest
>>733750608>i dont care about kirby air ridersthat's your problem
There's only 1 person that hates Nintendo and that's eric. Everyone else on /v/ loves Nintendo because they have games.
>>733760094>woketeiAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>733760558>60fps>4k meme>on Switch 2we're still using this cope? you really haven't learned anything from snoys huh
>>733761461its playerbase is literally just a small group of MKW haters
>>733767065There's also that baldie ACfag.
>>733761992this but any indie game made by troons
>>733765923>This but PC vegansit literally took me 15 minutes to download Mario Kart and have it up and runningand take an in game screenshoton my potato 10 year old i5 3000 PC
>>733767232Nice sametrannying, Eric. Not mkw
>>733765867its so funny seeing tendies shitting on snoys and thinking they're somehow better than them.. when they do the exact same shit, buy the same recycled slop for insane price over and over again like good little goyim.
>>733765823pokemon is the one franchise not worth gatekeeping. let the proverbial illegal immigrants ruin it and maybe gamefreak might actually make games as good as the spinoffs
>>733767264>Not mkwMario Kart 879 million salescan be played for absolute free on potato hardware with a real controllerwithin minutesyour favorite company is a joke
>>733767271>>733767295>>733767374So not mkw. I accept your trannyscession. Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733767374Get a job.
>>733767414>So not mkw.so what. im literally a tendie now. im playing your game. i have access to the entire library of the most successful nintendo console of all timei paid absolutely nothing. and I am one of you. how does that make you feel.
>>733765058the jews really are right about the goyim
>>733767271i only play pirated pc games, let me tell you:nintendo at the very least has games worth buyingevery western company and sony are going out of their way to alienate everyone.
Those threads reads more and more like AI. gramatically correct nonense that doesn't address reality.
>>733767492Nice sametrannying, Eric. So not MKW. And learn to spell, you fucking broken pajeet
>>733767526>nintendo at the very least has games worth buyingthats not even remotely true since the game Gamecube era
>>733767531>that doesn't address reality.but it does.nintendo is the company that has been selling the same 5 games for literally 30 years.on outdated hardware.that can be played by anyone within minutesas a joke >>733767232>>733767553>feelings of hurtit's ok
>>733767526>nintendo at the very least has games >worth buyingthis took me 15 minutesit took me longer to make breakfast79 million sales>>733767232
>>733767594Nintendo are the only people who make $80 games justify their price.
>>733767594>>733767609>>733767643Nice sametrannying, Eric. Not mkw
>>733767663>who make $80 games justify their price.kart slop
>>733767609>If I continue to bark nonense in sententes corrected by chagpt the sirs will believe I'm right
>>733767663>Nintendo are the only people who make $80 games justify their price.HAHAHA holy shit you can't be real
>>733767709>>If I continue to bark nonensesomeone is angry.
>>733767824You sound upset, Eric ;)
>>733767065>because they have games.The switch 2 has no games THOUGH
>>733767850Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733767849nonense
Snoys mad that the Switch 2 has more exclusives after nine months than the PS5 has after five years is always funny.
AIR RICK
Eric WONTendies LOST
This level of obsession is not healthy. I have no clue who the hell that even is.
>>733768036we are all eric accept your fate goyim
>>733767130I have all 3 of last year's racing games and like them all
>>733768034>>733768036>>733768051Nice sametrannying, Eric
i will just leave this herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNG3SJMOgdg
>>733767940Switch 2 + PS5 = No Games
>>733767940>Snoys mad that the Switch 2 has more exclusivesmeanwhile you can play mario kart for absolute free>>733767232
>>733767940Do multiplats not count as games? Looks as if it's on a system, it can be played...
>>733768821Nice sametrannying, Eric. Mkw is the switch 2 exclusive
>>733768898Will you actually substantiate your sametrannying claims? You simply need to address the point he is making. Accusing someone of sametrannying doesn't free you from the argument.
>>733768949Nice sametrannying, Eric. The post already rapes your trangument to death
>>733769025So then what is the point of this accusation? How do you know anyone here is Eric?
>>733767232>fanatically defend and advocate for piracy all microsecond of his life>had never played any pirated games in his life and needs to install and run a tutorial to "prove" that piracy existsIt's always the same shit, you don't play video games. You had to install it because it's not even worthy to exist on your normi computer in normal time. You uninstalled it after the picture too, and will never finish that tutorial. All you do is donating to their patreon, download roms and take screenshots of other people's game from the patreon and reddit forum. That's all "pirate master race" ever do. play pretend and live in a word of "I could" lies.
>>733768949>Will you actually substantiate your sametrannying claims?he is just flooding the thread with spam to make it unusable. he often posts nsfw pics to get the thread taken down. he does it every time someone is trying to criticize nintendo.by the time the janny wakes up and bans him the thread is already dead.
>>733769082I know, and it happens a lot. I just don't know why he won't address it.
>>733769082Are you pretending to be retarded? It's Eric ximself.
>>733750608nintendie having a poopy melty
>>733769076>All you do is donating to their patreonlol no. it's a free public torrent. same with literally every single nintendo switch game.>play pretend and live in a word of "I could" lies.it's mario kart. the first time i played mario kart was literally 15 years ago on the fucking DS. i was 8.it's the fucking same. am i taking crazy pills. is there something different. how on earth can ANYONE DEFEND KART SLOP. it's the same.
>>733769082its intentional, he has a guy on the inside.just like every tendie sponsored raids on non-nintendo threads are overlooked and allowed to run rampant, they're all covered by nintendo mods.
>>733769326>he has a guy on the inside.no he doesn't he gets banned a lot. janny is just asleep.
>>733769326You seem desperate to pin it onto tendies after getting exposed
>>733751409Isn't the middle left from that random western anime?Why is it on the pic? Also what's wrong with wheelchairs or black Miis? Matt was based on Wii Sports boxing.
>>733770354Because it's garbage bait that anon probably stole because he's a dumbass shitposter that believes everything he sees on here
>>733770630I seeI just see discrimination towards handicaped people strange. It has been on rise, even when it was pretty much agreed for a good while that there is nothing wrong about being handicaped.I dunno. /v/ and right-wing is strange.
>>733750608Your fault for buying it when Nintendo barely announced any major games for it.
>>733770725It's very strange. I'll never understand it either
>>733750608>buy the nintendo machine>i don't care about any of the nintendo titles you played yourself you dummy
>>733765867Please dont call me a manchild
>>733769237>not a single debunkStay out of the gaming board, normie, you don't play games and never will.
When you have 4 games you enjoyed then you got your money's worth. You already have 2 in a year.
These threads are just endless tendie tear farms
>>733750608>There needs to be a MASSIVE fucking system seller game announcement already like 3D Mario, mainline Zelda, Smash 6 or Gen 10 PokémonI don't really see that point in whinging about it so hard, you KNOW we are going to get all of those games eventually, and it's massively unlikely the price of the system will go down by much. So it's just you complaining that you spent $500 now instead of $500 in two years I guess.Is it just an ADD thing?
>>733758174>>733761702>>733761825mentally ill yeh
>>733772885it's more that the absolute garbage netcode that makes it annoying to play in most of the world is good enough for playing domestically in japan
Im excited for Pragmata but its a PC game for me.Ive mostly just been replaying Xenoblades since I got my Switch 2. I did put like 100 hours into Mario Kart and finally went back to beat TotK.
>>733772809>you KNOW we are going to get all of those games eventuallylol, switch 3 will be out sooner. nintendo can't into hd development.
>buy garbage with no games>wow why don't I have any games to play???You do know that you won't get another Zelda for 4 years, right? It took 6 years between SS and BotW, and 6 years between BotW and TotK. They probably need a new engine, so you're looking at 4-6 years of waiting.Same kind of story for Mario, for Smash you might get another turd in 3 years.
>>733763229>Yes, we need a single, completely homogenized platform where nobody takes risks anymore and nobody makes games above and beyond to sell their platform. Soulless copy pasted AAA and flavor of the month idie clones is what we need. Forever.This is literally what all consoles have become for the past 15 years, it's just that the branding of the console and the intro screen has a different color.
>>733773054It already has more games than PS5 and Xbox combined.>so you're looking at 4-6 years of waiting.TotK was early 2023, so 3 more years>Same kind of story for MarioOnly half of Odyssey's team worked on Bananza, so 3D Mario should be out this or next year
>>733766665After combining sales between both versions. Individually, no.>160-ish million consoles that can play the game>sequel to a pretty hyped franchise at a time when Switch 2 owners are begging for quality games for their systems>looks and plays the same on both Switches, so there's no reason to avoid the Switch 1 version if you own one of the 150m Switch 1 consoles>heavy marketing, too>still can only barely manage a collective million sales between two whole platforms despite likely being Nintendo's most expensive game of all timeBonus:>marketing reveals Myles and Viola, and confirms the Feds will be with you the whole game as plot-relevant, recurring characters, instantly turning off existing Metroid fans>game comes out with a whimper as the only people that buy Metroid games are the people that already buy Metroid games>the few people that played it mostly hate it, outside of a few curious normalfags desperately filling out their libraries with literally anything>sales estimates don't look good>neither copy of the game doesn't make it to the 1m+ report>instantly Nintendo's marketing hard-shifts to showing off MP4 out of nowhere and they seem to be omitting the feds quite a bit, leaning towards marketing it like it's a "normal" Prime game, showing Samus going through TUUUUUBES and whatever>doesn't work, nobody cares>Prime fans are off contemplating suicide while everyone else is distracted with New Thing and Prime 4 falls off the mapThere's obviously a not-zero percent chance one of the releases is at 1m by now, but they've still got a LONG way to go to pay for the game's development and I guarantee Prime 4 hasn't made back a buck unless Amiibo sales exploded, I guess.
>>733762905Also a port of a Wii U game ended up becoming the best selling game on it.
>>733762905switch was glazed by people who didn't own a wii u mainly.
>>733773468>It already has more games than PS5 and Xbox combinedI don't know why you think I'm arguing against this, neither of those consoles have games. Nintendo having a few awful games for children puts them ahead of those dead companies, but it doesn't put them over the point anyone sane would buy one of their consoles for.>TotK was early 2023,It was also an almost 1:1 copy paste world, so there wasn't as much work to do. Like I said, 4-6 years.
>>733750608Pokopia will be huge shut up and buy it
>>733773537>>heavy marketing, tooWhere? It got some of the worst low-effort trailers I've ever seen in a direct and that was it.
>>733764473...by Switch 1 games you can already play? Wow you sure showed him why to buy a NEW console
>>733773938Nice sametrannying, Eric. The dk seethe thread you spent 7 hours on died, btw ;)
>>733773756Not even normie cattle are interested in that snooze fest
>>733774067Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733774037I don't know what you're on about but if you spend 24/7 spamming to get anti nintendo threads off of the board faster then something tells me they don't have worthwhile games for you to be spending your time with instead
It's actually insane it's longer than half a year and more games don't have updates for performance. Nintendo updating them mega slow and you need to purchase the upgrade which is fucking disgusting and I'll never buy that shit. I got Banaza, which was dogshit, Mario kart sucks, and age of imprisonment which seems to be pretty good. There's pretty much nothing else until duskblood so it's just been collecting dust.
>>733774419And also waiting for some mod/hack to get these games free at least. Fuck jewtendo
>>733750608You bought a console despite none of the games catching your interest?
>>733774318>>733774419>>733774458Nice sametrannying, Eric
who's Eric?
>>733774683Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733750876>identical to air ride gcretard
>>733760094>ghost of yoteievery time
You could have spent $450.
rape tendies
>>733774778that isn't a good thing
>>733774419>Nintendo updating them mega slow and you need to purchase the upgrade which is fucking disgustingVast majority of updates are free unless they get a Switch w Edition rerelease.>Bananza, which was dogshitYou are not even trying to sound convincing.
>>733763229You are literally describing consoles, and the complete opposite of PCs.All the risks, taboo themes, experimental games, new development methods, everything came about on the PC (or arcades in some cases), not consoles.
>>733750608They delayed this piece of shit for 3 years and had nothing to show for it except donkey kong which could as well have bern crossgen
>>733750757Everything about this game is just offensive to the senses
>>733750608SwitchU simply can't compete
>>733773537Astro Bot was on a 70m install base and outsold MP4 on a 150m+ install base.
>>733779000And they have nothing coming that is worthwhile
>>733773737Aonuma said development had already started in Creating a Champion, which was published in 2018. So that's a minimum of 5 years.
Another successful nintendo advertising thread, thanks to all the anons keeping nintendo image on front page at all times, you're awesome
>>733780316A lot of the thread has been negative, so it isn't doing much
Gonna be a long day tomorrow >>733779354How much did it sell though?
>>7337804391.5M on 70m consoles. Metroid didn't even hit a million on the 150m userbase
>>733778154Half of the first party line up is paid, with MINOR additions to try and justify the cost increase. Animal Crossing, Mario Party, Xenoblade, BOTW, TOTK, Kirby. They should be boosted automatically and have an option to disable if the game breaks like Xbox did. The only thing they did right.Banaza was dogshit, super fucking repetitive with shit enemies. It's just a far worse Mario Odessey
>>733780663Nintendo confirmed that collectively they sold more than 1 mil, but Astro Bot's competition is DK, which sold more, and will probably have some legs over the gen.
>>733780845Yes, it sold over 1m on both combined but it failed to hit 1m on the 150m install base of the S1.Sony did release an exclusive in 2025 that sold 3.3m in 32 days on the market, much faster than Bananza, but nobody wants to hear that
>>733773756I don't think it'll be as big as people think. Women liked Animal Crossing because they were a human woman living in a town of animal men just like their favorite literotica. Being a ditto isn't the same thing and it removes the combat from DQ Builders 2 so it really is just a game for gals. Imagine playing Minecraft but all the combat is removed, what's the point?
>>733763229>nooooo we need to be forced to buy thousands of dollars worth of kneecapped redundant drm prison boxes that all arbitrarily take games hostage because uhhhh having them all on an open platform with user control and freedom scares the corporino that treats me like dogwaterYeah, takes risks like regurgitating the same IPs over and over while charging you for basic features at every opportunity. I hate stupid people. It's no wonder they treat you lot like absolute shit.Just learn how to use file directories bro. You click on the folder, it opens the folder. You click on the folder inside the folder and it opens that folder. You click back and it takes you to the previous folder. I know that seems like a 300 IQ concept, but I believe in you.
>>733750608>Only Yoshi looks somewhat interestingAre you fucking serious?
>>733750757Peak! Fuck pretendos..I guess it's not enough bear sex.Fuck peeseetheFuck snoysKirby won
>>733780907You're more than welcome to try and find the pic online then retard
>>733780663yikes
>>733781014>Sony did release an exclusive in 2025 that sold 3.3m in 32 days on the marketNo they didn't
>>733780845>DK>having legsanon, it went from selling 3.5 in its first quarter to selling less than a million, despite having three full months this time and having the Switch 2's first fucking holiday season to its (theoretical) advantage. Bananza's momentum is gone. It's not an evergreen.
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>>733750608ask snoys how they cope
>>733782119According to their financial reports, Yotei hit 3.3m sold in 32 days on the market
>>733782716Well that must be fake. And if it isn't fake, then they must've cheated.
>>733750757>messy dogshit UI filling your screen like suicide squad is not a problem when it's nintendo gamesNow we know who's posting those fingerless glove memes
>>733758174>this childrens game is actually very deep and le story is darkYou're still a manchild playing games made for little kids, retarded faggot
Reminder that Nintendofags are so goddamn cucked that they think PS5 sales recently beating Switch 2 doesn't count because they consider a momentary PS5 price drop after 5 years on the market to be an underhanded dirty trick due to being accustomed to Nintendo never officially lowering hardware prices anymore
>>733783453Sadly you're raped
>>733783461They're also ignoring that retailers are forcefully lowering the price of the switch 2 just to move units out of desperation.
>>733761276Donkey Kong 1981 has shit flying at you on screen too. Just stop pending and say you like snoy movie games
>>733783880N-no! Unofficially lowering prices after half a year on the market is a GOOD sign!!!
>>733783461>single country>barely managed to squeeze past Switch 2 by 5k thanks to Fortnite bundles>meanwhile Switch 2 mogged PS5 by 450k in Japan in Januarylol
>>733761461It lost, hard
>>733750608Duskbloods
>>733784020Makes me wonder what was the thought process behind basing marketing on shitting on Mario Kart while selling the game on Switch and Switch 2
>>733783982>single countryAmerica has literally been Nintendo's biggest market.>bundles are cheating!!!No, bud. You really don't want to play that card to defend the Switch 2.
>>733765138Moron. There are tons of complaints about this including inconsistencies with overall performance.
>>733783461dont forget switchu is cheaper than the series s in most of the US lmfao.
>>733784182SEGA was planning on a delayed physical release (non game key card) for this game on switch 2 but based on its disappointing worldwide sales that version will probably be cancelled
>>733784215Never said they were cheating.PS5’s measly “win” in America still got raped by 445k by Switch 2 in Japan lmao
>>733784374So is PS5 rotfl
>>733784475>Never said they were cheating.You absolutely implied it though.
>dollar sign suffixed Get out zoomer.
Now THAT is irony.
They should've called it the Switch U. And I should've waited more before getting this thing.
>>733750608>the cripple gameIt's called Handicap Hoops, thank you very much.
>>733785619I thought it was Rusty's Wheel Deal Basketball
>>733762139He's broke.
The shitch poo is circling the drain
>>733786384its basically already dead. western cucks are subsidizing it for japs lmfao
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>>733788386>>733788351lmao
Nintendo is treating the switch 2 as a soft launch. switch 1 is the best selling console of all time so they're not abandoning it anytime soon
>>733789264The install base on the Switch 1 is too massive to abandon. We're gonna be seeing games for it into the 2030s.
>>733750757Shovelware for trannies.
