I HATE THESE FAT FUCKS
>>733753476Maybe you'd like them if you spent some time and got to know them a bit better
>>733753476Literally just jump or use magic. You can tag them in the head. Also, gummi ships were always the best part
>>733753476Gravity rapes the fatties
>>733753659>>733753705its a stealth belly thread
>>733753757Lame. I'd rather fuck the hunky Darksides.They need more porn.
>>733753803Which of you is the top?
Someone post the belly jiggle webm.
>>733753476I need fat vidya men to sit on me
>>733753476just press triangle
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>>733753476i could never kill them lmao. i fucking hate these niggers
>>733753476I wish they would bring back the basic gravity spells. Zero Gravity just isn't the same
>>733753476Hit them from behind like everyone else does.
>>733754589>Finally start being able to kill them easily>More powerful ones show up
>>733753476I'm glad the levels are less vertical in KH2. Falling from a height while fighting an enemy in Monstro or Deep Jungle made me LIVID!
>>733753476Use fire>>733754774Use ice
God, Simba is such a braindead "I win" button in KH3>Every other summon: play this rhythm game or retarded connect-the-dots or other convoluted bullshit to maybe take down a handful of enemies >Simba: jump around by mashing B and watch everything burn. On the off chance something survived, Simba leaves with a screen nuke
LEARN TO PARRYtrivializes them. they try the belly bounce, get parried, and they're dead before they can recover
>>733755015Ariel is just as strong, but in a "nice desperation move you got there bucko, would be a shame if I i-frame danced through it" kind of way.
>>733755015>>733755308Personally I never really used summons. They looked cool and all, but it was always way more fun to do the fighting yourself. Goofy tanking, Donald healing and casting spells sometimes, while Sora beats shit to death with his giant key.
>>733754008They got big tiddies, a fat ass and long locks for pulling.You'd be a fool not to top them.
Holy shit just jump and attack the head, you dumb retard. I haven't played this game in 20 years and even I remember this. Skill issue + brain damaged = OP
>>733756150Why are you so mean?
>>733753476just cast gravity stupid>>733753757too bad, kingdom hearts thread now
I heard it just by looking at him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FtjE96HClgWhy the fuck did they give him a face in X? IIRC, he only had eyes before, right?
>>733756331>Why the fuck did they give him a face in X? IIRC, he only had eyes before, right?No, they always had faces. Fat Bandits in particular could spit fireballs to be assholes from long-distance. But most of the Heartless in X were made to be more cutesy because the game has a storybook artstyle, and so they could make the Shadows into silly adversaries.It made it so the contrast with serious adversaries was more prominent.
>>733753476i let my toddler play KH1 with cheats on so she can't die, these big niggers make her absolute SEETHE every time
So what was this guy's deal
>>733756874He's a rare Invisible variant. That's it.Dark Inferno X in ReMind is the form the Primordial Darkness within Ventus took to oust Sora from Ven's heart, since its Vanitas persona is dead.
>>733754721>Hit them from behind like everyone else does.
>>733756743>teaching her the wrong way>letting her play games before she turned 7 and causing damage to her eyesSounds like you are big nigger, you fucking nigger.
>>733757552>>letting her play games before she turned 7you being abused as a child is not my problem anon
>>733753476Wait until you meet the cars OP. Makes these guys seem like pushovers.
>>733757632Your eyes don't properly quit developing until roughly after that, dipshit. Maybe if you learned proper parenting ahead of time, you wouldn't be so shit at it.
>>733753476Why does he tie his waist with rope? Was Nomura too poor to afford him a suitable belt(s)?
>>733755015Summons fucking sucked in KH3. KH2 figured out summons perfectly, acting as a counterpoint to Drives completely shifting your moveset by instead adding something on top of your moveset and being rewarded for attacking by keeping it longer (compared to attacking and losing it faster in Drives).KH3 just made them Attractions but in a menu instead.
>>733757946KH3 gets much more fun when you turn off the Attractions, that shit is just more evidence of Disney becoming increasingly gay
>>733757830Lulu from Final Fantasy X ate the entire belt budget for the PS2.
>>733757747you are a genuine grade A retard
>>733758119Says the dumb fuck whose kid is gonna need cokebottles by kindergarten.
>>733758147i have 20/20 vision and was playing video games when i was like 2, the earliest memory in my life is playing Megaman X on my living room floor you sound like a soft little faggot, playing video games that young is good for coordination and can be a huge fast track for learning how to read.have you never heard of moderation? my kid playing real fucking proper video games on the tv for under an hour a day is going to be lightyears ahead of her tablet fried peers
any chance of this appearing in a kingdom hearts game ever? its been referenced more lately. maybe in one of the mobile games it would fit?
>>733758383>maybe in one of the mobile games it would fit?We don't have any mobile games anymore. KHUX ended service years ago, Dark Road is complete, and Missing-Link was canceled before it could even go to the US beta testing stage.
>>733758256>plays real games>on pussy modeYeah sure, dipshit with a eye-rotted kid.
>>733758383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNS5gnUTj4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4asUD0Ip5cThe perfect song, the perfect lyrics even... if only..
>>733755308How is that different from using duck flare?
>>733758930You don't always have Donald in the party, but you always have your summons.
>>733758383OC do not steal shit but having Max and Webby as the future sidekicks would be kino
>>733759109donald has a daughter?
>>733759109this looks like fetish art. Why are Sora and Donald female?
>>733759143>MaxGoofy's teenage son, from the Goofy Movie. Goofy's spouse is unknown, but it's proof that at some point Goofy got laid.>WebbyThe granddaughter of Scrooge's maid. Scrooge liked the duo and adopted them into his family, so she became Donald's stepsister. In the 2017 reboot she's secretly Scrooge's biological daughter, making her Donald's half-sister.
>>733759416>In the 2017 reboot she's secretly Scrooge's biological daughterWait wut