How come no one talks about DK Bananza any more? Why was it so underwhelming? It was extremely mid compared to Odyssey
>>733759460Pedo game.
>>733759460Two wordsPAULINE FEET
Single player game, no much replay value, we finished and moved on, did you miss the peak of discussion around launch?
>>733759460It's pretty much a Ubislop game.It wasn't very good.
>>733759576Oh I witnessed Ninjeet shills desperately trying to prove that the game wasn't mediocre shite
Funny how people used to say that about Mario Odyssey and now they're mad Bananza wasn't Odyssey 2.
>>733759678K
>>733759684>peopleShitposters that don't play games, and have no continuity for their takes.
>>733759678This is the finished game? Looks like a tech demo.
>>733759678https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/KsU70wGpfj7CnqwxRhf_MQ/autism
It's the kind of game you only really play once outside of speedruns. It's a game about discovery, so the magic is over once you know where all the bananas are, have seen the story, and know how to break things.
>>733759460Ohhhh tranana...
>>733759684Because Odyssey was the worst 3d Mario game and Bananza was somehow even worse than thatIt's literally designed for fetuses
>>733759684Wow it’s almost like Nintendo is going from bad to worse? Retard.
Not playing it because DK looks repulsive, simple as that.
lmao the same snoyggers canned replies every single thread its hilarious
>>733759928>Sony out of nowhereobsessed
>I've been found out
>>733759460DK if he tranny
>>733759678what's so bad about this?
>>733760327he's posted that webm hundreds of times by now and we still don't have an answer to that question
>>733760327>>733760410Schedule eye appointments
>>733759460It did nothing.
>>733759460Its pure woke slop
>>733760504Schedule a psychiatrist
>>733760838Project harder tendie your game sucks
>>733759460>>733759678>>733759801>>733759991>>733760270>>733760504>>733760834OP...
>>733759460why do I keep seeing "how come no one talks about *single player game*" threads?
>>733759482out of DK!
>>733759460Weird ass game nothing like previous entries, and it was absolutely LOADED with masonic symbolism because a children's game about a cartoon monkey really needs that. Weird ass game.
>>733761046Woke ass gameNintendo’s gone libtarded
>>733761046They did that in Tears of the Kingdom tooI'm noticing
>>733760925Because zoomers only think of games as live service now
>>733759460ninjeet shills don't get paid to shill it anymorethey're spamming the catalog with poojeetmon threads now because of poojeetmon day>>733759678$70 btw, with a $20 cut content dlc
>>733759460it was mid
>>733761240>Samefags twice in a row
Yeah, that explains OP's impotent babyrage thread.
>>733759460>How come no one talks about DK Bananza any more?Because we want to talk about Link.
>>733759678God Nu-DK looks so retarded.
>>733760925I've also noticed thisWhat is going on with /v/ now? People played the game and then moved on.
>>733759460This but Astrobot (which got mogged by Bananza)
>>733761427Bananza didn’t win GOTY, AstroBot did.
>>733761427It also got mogged by Mario, Kirby, Earthworm Jim, Sonic, Bubsy, Tomba, Mega Man, Jelly Boy...
>>733760925>>733761415Morrowind is a single player game from 25 years ago and it gets bump limit threads daily.Your games just SUCK.
>>733761475And it was so unimportant it got drowned by Intergalactic looking like a very solid candidate for the biggest piece of shit in Sony's catalog award.
>>733761516>Using Morrowind for consolewarring
>>733761534Tendie cope
>>733761475Didn't need to, it outsold it straight up.
>>733761595Not to mention it's far more relevant. Astroflop doesn't even get threads on /v/ and the rest of the world forgot about it.
>>733761475>le meme awardshavent you apologized for highguard geoff?
>>733761281ninjeet saar, your cope wasn't redeemed
>Hates a game>Can't stop talking about it like a jilted ex OP might just be the biggest retard on /v/ and that's saying something.
>>733759460Mario's daughter has you mindbroken.
>>733762050Woke slop
>>733762050>shoes
>>733762050I hate to be the one to tell you this but she's not Mario's...
>>733762141Yes, she wears shoes at the end of the game.
>>733762152Yes she is Mario's.The evidence is overwhelming.
>>733762304There is no evidence retard it’s a dumb bing bing wahoo game made to sell this shit console
>>733762352Outsold astroflop btw
>>733762352There is evidence.And I spent the better part of last year doing my research.
>>733762419Lost GOTY award to french people award
>>733759460Who can afford a Switch 2 and a game in this economy?
>TRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSbubble gum ice cream is very tasty :)
>>733762484I don't care. It outsold astroflop so it won.
>>733762539Won the lost the award award
>>733762484See >>733761694
>>733762582Then what does that make Yotei, which didn't even get a mention?
>>733759482Out of Ten!
>>733762626Woke slop just like DK Bananza.AstroBot wasn’t woke though it was KINO!
>>733762523So is girl cock, or so I've heard
>>733759460It’s woke
>>733762694it had woke franchises in it
This is supposed to be the tranny flag right? That's why I keep seeing this image here?Isn't it obviously just that 2 color cotton candy?
>>733759678>jeetsNobody buys Nintendo consoles in India kek
>>733762875Sony is the reason why India is such a pest online.
>>733762756Tendie cope
>>733759460Because it's a Switch 2 exclusive, a console not many people own or think is worth owning yet.
>>733761516How many mods does Morrowind have again?
>>733762898Who's that character? Is it a Cocomelon OC?
>>733759460it was more focused on the terrain stuff than providing a satisfying platforming experience, which is a shame because the platforming vignettes and the entire final sequence are all quite good, but most levels are just big open spaces with a bunch of rocks to punch.
>>733762939Not used to innocent and fun characters that aren’t blatant pedobait?Tendies are scum.
>>733762920Your point being? Of course good games have mods. BOTW has mods.
>>733762898Mogged by Bananza
>>733763018The game has an artificially extended lifespan because of fan contributions. This currently doesn't apply to any SW2 games as none of its games can be modified.
>>733763083Looks like a sex offender
>>733763125Sounds like just another of the many reasons SW2 and its games are garbage.
>>733763135Your dad looks like that?
>>733762939I think he's like "The Placeholder"'s sidekick
Please do not disrespect Pauline III.She is Mario's daughter.
>>733763249She’s pedobait woke slop.
Because Tendies forgot about it long ago. Now their current hot meme is paying 20 dollars and up for poorly emulated ROMs of pokemon fire red/leaf green while also crying about emulation despite paying for it. Because they're all low IQ delusional retards.Anyways, Bananza was trash and had nothing in common with the DK series. Even DK got lobotomised and turned into a heccin wholesome chungus grinning like a drooling retard all the time. The game was also pathetically easy crap designed for toddlers. I assume people creaming themselves ovee Bananza got filtered by the first levels of DK country.
>>733763279No she isn't.And you are going to respect her when she gets announced as Mario's daughter.
>>733763176Turns out way more people on /v/ own a PC than a $500 console that really doesn't have much going for it as of now.
>>733762826It is just two commonly used complimentary colors like Orange and Blue, Trannies co-opted it and use seeing it anywhere to scream their rhetoric since like 2010, Anti-Trannies now throw a hissy about seing it pre-emptively in response.
>>733763328Mario's daughter will have everyone getting a Switch 2.Mario's daughter is a selling point.
idk if it's just me getting old, but seeing nintendo become this shit over the last decade just bums me out. i love zelda games so much, and loved botw as a step forward, but totk was just dogshit. now we're stuck with fucking slop like bananza, mkw, air riders, and literal bottom of the barrel garbage like prime 4 and nu-pokemon.
>>733760925In this particular case it's because the thread is supposed to be about Nintendo shitting the bed with the Switch 2.
>>733763473You are bottom of the barrel.
>>733763473>air riders,shut your fucking hole
>>733759460Nintendo is trashhhh
Eventually it's going to kick in for them that selling more units at a lower price point will lead to significantly more success than selling less units at a higher price point.
>release $20 DLC of cut content>add limited time FOMO collectables to it
>>733759460Because it was kind of shite and short. It was also an ugly game and they fucked up DK.
>>733764146You are ugly.
Once again the game is the equivalent of that gif of the retarded kid getting entertained by the flashing color lights. But replace those lights with being able to smash through the terrain. But that's all the game really is. It barely ever utilizes that for fun puzzle solving and platforming. The most creative it goes has been the switcheroo pink/blue gooey stuff and trying to make the ice cream land in the box. Other than that it's 900+ bananas of literally just smashing rocks and a banana is there
>>733764582You are a shill.
>>733759460>It was extremely mid compared to OdysseyBoth suck, and Bananza is worse because it doubles down on Odyssey's biggest flaw: being bloated to shit, but now with a new added layer of tedium in the form of having to mash buttons like a retard to dig through terrain and find the hundreds of collectables they haphazardly crammed in there instead of putting behind challenges/objectives that require any semblance of brain activity.
>>733764674You are a shill.
>>733761595Black Ops 7 was the best selling game in January.This means that it is the best game on the market.
>>733759460There's literally four threads about it right now, you retard.
>>733759460I can't even finish the game due to how boring it is.Turned out if you throw collectibles all over the map thinking it will increase the playtime, it actually makes the collectibles meaningless and the game boring & repetitive.
>>733764853Black ops 7 is objectively the best shooter game. Sorry bro, astrobot lost
>>733759460It feels like every single day I see threads insisting this game is so pathetically, comically forgotten. Almost like you're trying to convince yourself more than anything.
>>733765041Astrobot won.
>>733765041So Black Ops 7 is better than any Switch 2 game. Sorry, Bananza lost
What is there to talk about? Games end you know
>>733759460Why did OP answer his own question? The world is full of mysteries
>>733765108Lost. Sorry bro. The people spoke.>>733765118Correct, BO7 is better than Astroflop. Glad we agree.
>>733759460The game was hyped by Tendies, but in reality it's shit
>>733765170The people spoke. Call of duty is better than all switch 2 exclusives and you can't play it
>>733765180Shut up Snoy
>>733765224You sure about that, PC vegan?
>>733765532oh thats why you are pissed, you are an xbot that has to watch playstation fans play GOTY.xbox sux
>>733765618E33 is on my xbox as well. Sorry PC vegan.
>>733765656i dont game on pc.
>>733759460tranny game
>>733765672Lol poor
>>733759460bananas were just kind of haphazardly placed around wherever. after the 3rd time you found one just sitting randomly inside some hill, the magic was gone. and most of them were like that.
>>733765702you dont either
>>733765745
>>733765887so you got an xbox and a pc. isnt that a bit redundant? PS has all the exclusives
>>733759460No interesting movement mechanic for deep expressive gameplay. It's why Odyssey and Sunshine are the best Mario games.
>>733765924The only PS exclusive I played on my PS4 was Everybody's Golf and now that's a multiplat.
>>733766008the choices get even more interesting... you bought a ps4 to play everybodys golf...
>>733766103Your point? I have everything but a PS5.
>>733766127who only plays everybodys golf? if you were going to buy an xbox, why not get the better version, a ps5?
>>733766160Xbox Series X is better than base PS5 and I'm not going to pay 800 fucking dollars for a pro
>>733766302Series X is better in what way? PS5 has more exclusives timed and permanent than Xbox and the ps5 comes with the dualsense. Are you talking about a small raw power advantage? Even then, the PS5 still manages to run games better than the X.
>>733759773What even drives someone to behave like this?
>>733766348Sony makes the worst controllers dude.
>>733761046>>733761128Don't look up who were the founding fathers of America. Don't look up when was the last time we had a president that was a Freemason and not a capitalist parasite.
>>733766404no problems here, after a few years of heavy use
>>733766395To behave like someone trying to save people money? Idk probably his good soul drives him.
>>733763568>>733763617sorry but it's trvethe last kino first party nintendo game was luigi's mansion 3, and that was scrapped together by literal who westerners.
>>733762826>>733762523Retards have been so mind broken by cotton candy. Yes, I agree trannies are annoying, but if these psychos played the game they'd know all the fur colors are basically candy and snacks colors.
>>733766436talking about yourself in third person is really strange
>>733766519You are not ugly, but you are a shill.You are a CIA agent.
>>733761046>absolutely LOADED with masonic symbolismqrd?
>>733766552Take your meds tendie pedo schizo
>>733766519You're a shitstain on humanity.
>>733759460>Why was it so underwhelming?Dk new designs sucks funky gorilla ballsPauline being a kid for no reason fucking with the "lore"No kremlings until the end
>>733766732>Pauline being a kid for no reason fucking with the "lore"We all know what the real reason was
Modern Nintendo is all about cool core concepts, but poor execution, I don't know what's the deal, maybe new devs working there don't have the same knack for game design.
>>733759460Once the whole punching rocks with super strength wears off, most of the game just felt like a walking simulator. With Mario at least you have fun ways to flip across the map.
>>733759460>>733766732>>733768239>>733769536Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733769536>walking simulatorMore like Vaccuming simulator where you just actibvate elephant and SUCC like half(+) the stage.
>>733769606Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>733769606Don't worry goyim, buy the $20 plus tip DLC and this problem is fixed
Observing the habits of my nephews and nieces, I kind of understood what Nintendo is doing with these games.You know Rare's philosophy of creating big playgrounds for kids to come back to over and over again for years? Well, Nintendo is basically doing that, but in the right way (unlike Rare).My niece has been playing Mario Odyssey for years. She has over 700 moons now.
My 6 month old son told me that the game was too easy
