Make a food analogy for your favorite vidya(s).
>>733759683Mario 64 is a Hibiki 12Banjo Kazooie is a High Ball with Hibiki 12
>>733759683Bento always looks like it smells like absolute shit
Uh it's like eating earthworms or something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9liamorBNQ
>>733759683Top middle part of the Mario food looks like tf2 soldier haha
rub a dub dub thanks for the grub
>>733759683If Ocarina of Time is Vanilla Ice Cream, then Majora’s Mask is Rocky Road
>>733759882how is this possible
>>733759882?????
>>733759882christ almighty mate.
>>733759850So Dark Souls is better in every way? I agree.
>>733760101Apples have more variety and can be made into cider though
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>>733759683Did he actually believe "more useless shit to collect" made a better game?
>>733759683Terraria is the get together with free beer as in free beer
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>>733759882I kinda see it.
>>733759882can't unsee it now thanks
>>733760274What's wrong with food analogies?
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>>733760368Trying too hard toxotranny.
A remake is a tall slimy foodgore burger. Some love it because it's more burger per burger. It's just burger, what's wrong with burger but these players mentally obese.
>>733759683I really wish we had some good rom hacks for Banjo Tooie. Do we even have a recomp for Tooie?
>>733760930its not there yet.A lot of tooie is painful to replay but its a really good fun game with a lot of variety.Last time I played I did collect enough jiggies to completely skip cloud onionsland though, such a shitty level.
>>733760930No but you've got a decomp that's at 13% by the guy that's doing the recomps.
>>733760101I hate oranges and love apples so it checks out
hungry knight vs hollow knightvs silksong
Hollow Trash , Reddit Song, Super Metroid.
both of those look like shit
Uhh cyberpunk is like an m&m because i like it
>Food analogy: the thread
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>your favorite gamesslop>my favorite gamesgourmet
>>733760260Mario 64 didn't have enough useless shit to collectBanjo Kazooie had the exact right amount of useless shit to collectBanjo Tooie had way too much useless shit to collectFuck Donkey Kong 64
If your favorite vidya is #39 then it deserve to be in this list.
>>733761658what do you mean ramen burger
>>733759882holy autism god
>>733759882you have dishonored this entire unit
>>733759683that looks good but i bet its to scale. japs eat tiny portions, they give most of their food to sumos.
>>733759882I love you, anon
>>733761658>no dish from india on the worst listNoticing.
>>733759882kek I see it
>>733761658Is SVID just a boar's head on a plate
>>733761658how the fuck is Chapalele on this list? it's just mashed potatoes and wheat flour mixed into a dough sometimes aromatized with leaves and other stuff. Whoever made this is a fucking retard.
>>733759850Right because dark souls is so unique and didn't take monhun combat wholesale
>>733760190There's not a single apple-included recipe that is as perfection in such a simple format as good old orange juice.
>>733762603Indian food is delicious
>>733762603Nobody cares enough about India to try it
>>733761658rated where by whom? most of these look fucking delicious. it was probably made by a mutt that thinks bread should taste like cake.
>>733759882I see it
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>>733761645was going to say something along these lines Everyone agreed Kazooie was good.
>>733759882the fuck? where?
>>733761658"risotto alle fragole" is delicious
>>733759683>food analogy
>>733759882dear god
jap foods look like they're from an alien planet
i'm sick of craving good foid all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_rpF1JuR4
>>733761658an indian made this list
>>733767625>Tekken is YakinikuYeah that makes sense, Yakiniku is the superior way to eat meat
>>733760069>>733767212
>>733767853maybe you should lie down
>>73376260356Indians also never rate their own food as bad due to izaatAnd also most of it tastes quite nice despite looking like sloppy brown
if Tetris is a vanilla ice cream then Tetris 2 + Bombliss is a vanilla ice cream + a chocolate ice cream, you get the regular old vanilla you love but you also get the extra inclusion of that kick of chocolate
>>733759794Japanese food always looks like it is plastic that smells and tastes like absolutely nothing. Japanese food also reveals how mentally ill the average person is >Ypipo food? Ypipo don't season they food and all they do is deep fry food with mayo on top >NIPPON? YAASSSS SO SUGOI XISTER ITADAKIMASU!!! I can't believe some random japanese guy spent 50 years dreaming about deep frying shit and adding mayo on top of it. They have a concept for spending 50 years dreaming about stupid shit in Nippon but it wouldn't translate well for a baka gaijen like you.
NIPPON? YAASSSS SO SUGOI XISTER ITADAKIMASU!!!
Monster Hunter is like waterI need it to live
>>7337616582 of the top 3 sound fine thoughOne is a sardine sandwich, i'm not a big fish guy but my dad eats those semi regularalyCalskrove is a calzone with a whole ass cheeseburger and fries inside, sounds kinda good
>>733759683holy shit two bento
>>733759850>red appleWhat if I want green apple?
>>733761658americans make fun of french people for eating frog legs but then put frog eyes in their salads?
>>733761658The asian food on this list must be EXTREMELY bad if it's breaking through the barrier of people's bias towards it. >Pizza strips (USA) and Pizza cake (CAN) sitting next to what I can only assume is a pregnant bat marinated in urine then fermented in shit for 3 years
>>733767991>fish>fried batter>curryJapanese food is secretly British food, but y'all aint ready for *that* conversation...
>>733762603>>733767708seems like the blodpalt and jellied eels made you blind
>>733761658>Nooo! Not a sandwich! Not a blood sausage!The person who made this was a pussy.
>>733768537Nips are just Asian Bongs in general, including the tea drinking and bad teeth
>>733761658>frog eye salad>google it>it's not actually frog's eyes it's just pasta salad with a funny nameWell this alone invalidates the entire list
>>733760101you'd have to be retarded to prefer regular oranges to applesonly clementines can compete
>>733768537I am ready ive always said japanese food is shit
>>733768537I don't think you're ready for that conversationsure, you can argue that a lot of japanese food is bland and needs salty soi sauce to taste goodbut br*tish food tastes exactly like it looks, aka horrible slop, and no sauce will fix that (certainly not theirs)
>>733768727Why do they do this shit
>>733768505duck head, but close enough
>>733768727>>733768750English food is both superior to Japanese food, AND not a cheap copy of another region's cuisine.
>>733762603Indian food is fine if the chef isn't one
>>733762984the lack of shitty am*rican cuisine is concerning, a mutt definitely made this list not even a jeet.
>>733759683If Super Mario 64 is a full-course meal, then Banjo-Kazooie is a shopping listThere's my food analogy for you
>>733768896Does that mean its un finished?
>>733768851This list is voted on by anyone that can make an account online, and it's filled with seething third worlders like you that try to argue that "pizza" is 30 spots worse than "incubated bird egg that comes with beak and bones included".
>>733761658best dishes
>>733768960No, I mean that it feels like a chore to collect everything
>>733768803gee, I wonder where you're fromever wonder why you can find japanese, french, italian, german ect restaurants in other countries but NEVER british ones?
>>733769021Garbage list
>>733766107What the hell was that
I find any country's cuisine can be quite good if just go to an actual restaurant. Perhaps you should go try Japanese food from a place that isn't run by chinks in a strip mall or British food from a place that isn't serving cheap oil laden soccer 'scran'.Indian food is shit almost 100% of the time though, just sloppy lentil ridden shit water with a side of yoghurt. It's the one food that actually gets better when it's adapted for western palettes.
>>733769021>first item is something I never heard of>second item isn't even the most popular pizzagreat list
>>733769021#1 6 reviews#2 22858 reviewsreally surprised they removed the 1 rating 5/5 dishes for this chart
>>733768165this looks kind of badass. i kind of wish it was all food preparation.
>>733768727>literally cheap stadium food>probably tastes good too
>>733768727you know what this one needs? swap the mushy peas out for a whole bowl and split pea soup, and float the pie in that.meat pie floats are a "classic aussie tradition" but only outside australia.
>>733769080look up "british food in (country)" hope this helps
>>733759683Imagine being so fat you look at vidya and see food
>>733768896super mario 64 is a full course meal, but one of those fancy ones where you get a little plate with 4 or 5 bites of food, a paired quarter glass of wine, and a 30 minute wait between courses.you're always enjoying it, but sometimes you just kind of want to get to the deserts, and when there's something you really like its gone before you get a proper taste.banjo kazzoie is a korean buffet, where youget yelled at in mandarin if you dont finish everything on your plate before going for more, and the more you eat the more upset your stomach gets, but you're never quite full, and nothing is ever quite satisfying, but theres a lot of it, and you can almost always go back for more if you like something a lot.>>733769080fish n chips and pub grub are bri'ish foodthey're SO ubiquitous that they're just seen as food.like americans and burgers/hot dogs/bad pizzaor italians and pasta/also bad pizzaor any asian looking group and "Chinese" takeawaythe actual inventors dont matter, its just food.
>>733769085>SCP slop
>>733768727you aren't ready for the conversation that PIE & PEAS IS PROPPA LUSH, PET
>>733768165How does that welding thing work? Is it welding the opposite side, and then welding everything at once?
All consoles are like huge restaurants with varied menus, but the N64 is like a street stall that only sells trash that runs at 20fps and looks like shit (sometimes it's literally shit on a plate).
>>733759882Legendary post
>>73376260356Also>The only worst rated indian food is the blandest looking oneHmmm....
>>733769021>8 of the top 10 is something I never heard of>5 indian food >Only one indian food in the 100 worst rated dish list >>733761658Hnngggg IM NOOOTIIIICING!!!!
>>733768802Why is it giving me bedroom eyes?
>>733759683It'll never cease to amuse me how Nintendo completely missed the appeal of SM64. And for what? Some soggy euro garbage? Koizumi's soul must have left his body when he was commanded to model Sunshine after it.
>>733761658>#1 finnish>not a finnish nameWe're being framed
>>733761658rice burger being on here is my proof that whoever rated this has no idea what he's talking aboutI would have the rice burgers any day in japan over the shrimp mince burgers
>>733759683banjo was never good
God, I just love eating. I'm such a glutton. I love looking at food, discussing food, eating food, smelling food, etc. I should just be a food blogger or some shit.
>>733759683Miyamoto beat us all to the punch with this food analogy.
>>733769021All those Japanese dishes, and no okonomiyaki? なんでやねん。
>>733760101Apples and oranges, innit?
>>733759882Omg I am laughing like a retard lying on my bed, this shit is so funny. Because I somehow noticed it too but my mind did not make the connection immediately.
>>733761658>rice burger>pizza cakewhat exactly makes these bad? Has this dude ever eaten those chinese bull testicles?
>>733761658>Mehlsuppe just below fucking unhatched chick embryosIt shouldn't even be on the list
>>733769021>japanese curry I'm not going to call it bad, but being this high on a list of "best dishes in the world" is ridiculous. Might as well put a bowl of mashed potatoes on this list.
>>733759683It's marunouchi dumb fuck
>>733761658>a piece of bread with tomato sauce on it is lower than Balut, blood pudding, a sheep head and literal antsThis list is garbage.
>>733766107>>733759882HOLY SHIT
