The issue with Donkey Kong's new design isn't the eyes. It's his tongue. This thing is absolutely vile. Fetishistic, how much he lets it roll around so flagrantly.
>>733760345DK was never a particularly intelligent character but the Bananza design really sets out to make him look extremely stupid
>>733760345Wokey Kong
Doggy Kong
>>733760345Woke as hell
Between having his tongue hanging out and having his ass cheeks hanging out in most of his transformations, this version of Donkey Kong looks like a massive pervert. Which is mildly uncomfortable, considering he's around a kid for the entire game.
>>733760345I can't believe you people are still making threads about this. You lost.Rare lost.Nintnedo won.Pauline won.
I literally don't care how they draw a stupid monkey.
>Diddy, Dixie, Cranky and the rest all keep their Rare designs 1:1>But DK gets slapped with the stupid stickI will never not be mad.
>>733762762>characters invented by Rare stay Rare>character invented by Nintendo returns to Nintendoseems natural
>>733763085>Modern Nintendo is retardedFair enough.