>game has an in-game clock/calendar
>>733764047>time-gated achievements
>>733764107You're supposed to turn achievements off and permanently ignore them.
Inb4 something something trannies or blacks
was Crona a boy or girl?
>>733764204A feminine boy.
>reddit eater
>omniscient companion character that communicates over radio
>>733764047Dykes
>>733764204a faggot that's for sure, the endgame of every single mother child.
>>733764413The vast majority of violent criminals are single parent children.
>>733764047>Shit that makes you drop a game instantly game is $20
>Unskippable cutscenes
>metroidvania
>get urge to play heroes of might and magic (3 of course) >figure i might as well give one of the newer entries a try since I'd only heard they were bad and never bothered with them>download 4 5 or 6, it's been so long idk>first battle, archer shoots my own guy in the back because apparently you need a direct line of sight to the enemy in this game>uninstall instantlythat's the thing with pirating games though, at the slightest inconvenience i'll drop them immediately which is a very poor way of "playing" games but here we are
>>733764047Any waifu shit at all. Like even a established love interest can trigger me.
>>733764359Hang yourself
>>733764880Why are zoomers always repulsed by sexual themes? Were they all molested as children?
>>733764047Funny that you mention it.I will not touch a game if it has a daily clock (just puts me in the wrong state of mind). So no Rune Factory 4.However, I don't mind calendars. Playing Atelier Ayesha last year was a gaming highlight.
Tutorials that make you waste your starting currency on something you don't want.I want an MX-5, not a Honda FIT.
>>733764964im 36, i find it weird and very childlike. Not interested in highschool level romance. Dont assume so much.
>>733765050You're compensating. Everyone else likes that kind of stuff even more with age. You should learn to stop being embarrassed so easily.
>roguelite
>>733764812we?
>>733764047- Quests / progress gated by time / resources- Movieslop game with 80% of playtime being cutscenes- cash shop items / p2w being showed to you 24/7- Plot of the game centered around muh feelings "x is le bad" story- Side view pixel games- game supposed to be in a historical setting / based on clearly defined settings but devs deciding to add foreign "modern elements for new audiences" like race swapping NPCs in remakes, adding random blacks to a medieval games, half of characters being LGBT or trans- rollslop games (formsoft souls) where you just iframe roll everything 24/7
>>733765139Aaaaaand there it is. Apparently the worst things in games is... *checks notes* people of color being in them. This was certainly a take.
>>733765175You might want to re-enter primary school and learn to read thirdoid, because you clearly didn't understand my post
>>733765085do you wanna watch people poop?
>>733765252A cute girl I would, yes.
>>733765085I dont know any guys my age that enjoys it. Workers from 27-60 (they dont play game or know what anime is). Only a few 19-22 year old i know at work have a couple of gacha games on their phone but its more for collecting i sense when i talk to them. One of them does love dispatch but he already admitted he has no standards and is driving 5 hours to fuck a 300lb landwhale.
>>733765306I'm not talking about the random normalfags you know.
>>733765359the bloomer girl
>>733765306>soulless normalfags don't like it so it must be badUh huh.
>>733764047>forced stealth sections in an action game
>>733765389They are just dowdy looking shorts.
>>733765359>>733765396I mean atleast i know im actually completely well adjusted and its just you people who are pedos and trannys
>>733765451If you start a sentence with "I mean" then you're not well adjusted. You're a massive faggot.
>>733764047Female character: Ah, that reminds me of my wife! Male character: you really should meet my husband. Needless to say, I don't play a lot of games post 2008.
>>733765502Says the waifu nigga kek
>>733765567It's nigger, not nigga. Get your ebonics gone.
Too much shit
>>733765605That woman character looks like a man.
>>733765581
>>733765645
>>733764047unskippable tutorial
>>733765408Worse yet, forced action sections in a stealth game
millennial writing
Requires its publisher's launcher to run
>>733764964>>733765050For me it's different. I'm okay with super-sexualized themes, but any kind of cringe-tier romance makes my stomach turn.>uguu, Self-Insert Kun, you're such a kind guy... I think I... like you! ~kyaa~Another thing that's obnoxious as fuck is when the characters are "playersexual" - they have no identity on their own and will just fall for the main character no matter their sex. I'm looking at you, SoS and Stardew Valley.
>>733764047>giant weapons are wielded as if they were made of styrofoam>all physical fighters have anime stick anatomy without any thought put into muscle definition>all women wear highheels, even in combat gear>feet of female models are already rigged in a highheel position, so any non-highheel cosmetics have to be designed around that, even sandals>protag or wears excessive metal jewelry>earrings are an equipment slot and can't be toggled invisibleSo basically, I don't play korean games.
>>733770074Realism is not desirable in games.
>>733764047Constant cutscene spam were you lose full control and it takes so goddamn long you literally put down the controller.
>>733770707I wasn't talking about realism, I was talking about things that look like shit.
>>733764047>ARG
>>733764047dinner is ready
>>733764047>deck building
>>733764452uh-huh, and what happens to people who end up in prison? they become prison gay
Is this the thread?
>>733764047
>>733764047>character doesn't shut the fuck up>hours long tutorial for negative digit IQ thridies>always online single player
>>733764047Navi (LoZ), Mimir/Atreus/Freya (GoW:2018/Ragnarok) and other type of quirky companions with reddit humor who never stop talking...
>>733765139i watched a film called Perceval le Gallois 1978 that was so divorced from modern story telling in its narrative that it genuinely felt like i was watching a stage play from the 13th century just for how the minstrels sung songs of that time, the views, temperament and morality were medieval and there was no semblance of any modern linguistic references or handholding for a modern audience. It really felt like you were to give a man from 1000 years ago a movie camera and told him to make his epic. So when i see vidya games or movies use modern haircuts, iphone face actresses, modern lingo in historic settings and contemporary politics and subtext in period pieces it just makes me think about how sloppy fantasy writing really is when the prose isn't even correct for the Medieval period.
>>733764510Are 21$ games okay with you?
>>733764047I love how nobody questions OP's autistic pet peeveWhy the fuck does an ingame timer bother you
>>733765050I'm 100% with you>>733765085no, YOU are coping, you fucking loser. waifu shit is mostly cringe shit made by extremely autistic japs who have never had sex, inserting some of their fantasies. its literally self-inserted dogshit from people with zero self-awareness FOR people with zero self-awareness.let me ask you, how many "waifu" figures do you own? do you seriously think a normal adult male owns any?
>>733764972>So no Rune Factory 4The clock is essentially meaningless in this game though? Especially if you build enough resists.>just puts me in the wrong state of mind?
>>733764107I played Lunacid (lol) and that shit has an item that only spawns on actual full moons. You need said item to craft a weapon to defeat an enemy so important that doing so is a fucking ending unlock condition. I don't know who wouldn't adjust their clock on that one but holy shit.
>game has item on a timer you will never know about without being told about it
>>733774783Excalibur II is kinda useless anyway
>>733774783>fun easter egg>treated as a mechanic by autists
>>733774698Absolute ludo
>>733774971It's an anti-fun easter egg.
>>733775683that is extremely irrelevantthe whole point of an easter egg is that you have to go out of your way to find it
>>733770074>>all women wear highheels, even in combat gearbut that's based though?
>>733772993>>733764047They didn't even clarify if it was internal to the game (Stardew Valley, Majora's Mask, many sim games) or real-time, and if it involved dailies and other time-sensitive events.
>it's a roguelike or sandbox
>>733765669rape naoto
>After all modifiers are applied, regardless of the final value hit chance is capped at 95%
>buffs don't stack in effectiveness, only durationfucking hated that in P5. I wanted to continually stack agility
>>733764047I used to always drop games with a timer as a kid, always made me feel anxiousNowadays i'm impartial to them since i just think it's a cheap gimmick, mowt of the time
>>733764204girl
>>733764047If I tilt the stick for a second and fly across a room or cross half a town I consider the game very EA and refund it immediately
>>733764204>>733764047So did Medusa inside his body or what ?
>>733764359>reddit man....
>thread no derailed into a soul eater thread/v/ being dissapointed as usual
>>733765632larian specialty
>>733783759the age of the weeb is gone
>>733783759kill yourself, retard
>>733783759uhh...did you like the Death Battle Maka got recently?
>>733783759Boomer ahh anime lmao
>>733786438>boomerunc larping zoomchad, lmao
>>733786438>BoomerI'm unironically a zoomer and this was my first anime
>>733764047>any kind of ingame pre-order bonus for singleplayer games, especially if they just drop these things straight into your inventory, when you start the game or finish the tutorial level>characters with a woke character design or mindset having a prominent role in the game>a kingdom in a European fantasy world has different races seemingly identify as the same culture and no explanation whatsoever, why they haven't mixed into a single new race yet or how this kind of mass migration of peoples happened in-universe>men and women have the same capabilities, abilities and ranks in the same faction with no special status or role given to either gender, just complete equality>almost all romance options are weird sexual LGBT-coded deviantsThese are the only things that make me almost always quit a game instantly. Basically these things are all about immersion. Even the preoder bonus. Just the very basic amount of immersion to engage with the game and it's world.
>>733786904You're gen Z, you're a 30 yo unc now, literally >le 30yo boomer
>>733764964They grew up with pornplastered everywhere, constant sex scenes in movies and TV shows, sexual themes in kid shows, and IRL degenerate freaks being promoted on the news and being promoted in school. It's natural that growing up in modern weimar would lead to an aversion to the sexual
>>733787114I'm 24.
>>733787828Wrong
>>733783759>>733786904It's interesting how it's a lot of people's first but not remembered that strongly. Did Fart Force push it out?
>>733783759I remember when black star got his ass whoopedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ewW0efp5k
>>733764047>engage level 1 rat>miss>miss>miss
how does she smell?
>>733789702with her nose
>>733790178How does she see?
>>733790252also her nose.
>>733783759YOUR SOUL IS MIN-*jobs again*
>>733764204I'D FUCK HIM
>>733764964I dont need a cartoon character patronizing me pretending to be someone important to me, I can appreciate the themes but it just borders on wish fulfillment I dont play games cause I can't get laid, I play games because I dont have a castle or a spaceship
>>733764204Boy. Japan loves their otokonokos
>>733788181I dont remember the ending, pretty sure it just stopped somewhere random and i'm not going to read the manga of some shounen.
>>733774698Like half the idea of Lunacid is that game systems interact with IRL time. The whole Lunacy mechanic is based off of it.
>>733792681I knew it was the right call to drop it the moment I saw pronouns in the character select, indicative of severely retarded design decisions.
>>733765669kiss naoto
>game has a tutorial with characters telling you how to do things>tutorial teaches you how to move, jump, interact, the things you did for the last 50 years of gaming>have has 2d character cutouts discussing shit every 5 minutes>after highly-focused intro stage the game throws you into an empty open world without any direction>game mentions musk or tesla
>>733792763This. Shoulda been body type A/B
>>733774043you need to go back
>>733793225>tutorial hand holds you like you never played a video game in your life>unskippable I’m glad we mostly moved on from this shit. Nintendo from the Wii era was the absolute fucking worst about this.
>>733764204female
>>733764204The entire point of the character is that it’s ambiguous.
>game has a reference to contemporary celebrities that aged like milkhttps://youtu.be/k13PRRNEqo8?si=TwqHHVdHv37EV3qF&t=105
>>733765175Disingenuous. He said people misplaced in time and space, such as wealthy black cobblers in a town that is clearly medieval Bohemia. Envision, if you will, a Basque as a Congolese witch doctor in 1169. So normal! So believable! Kill yourself.
Maka is so hot
>>733764047Chrona... my highschool crush...
>>733793949this music was so fresh in early 2000 but now every rap/rock mix sounds like nigslop to me. death the kid still has the best two themes of any anime character in history though
>>733794872jesus christ look how flat she isgoddamn that’s hot
>>733764047>Open world>Crafting coop
>soul eater anime remake after fire force ends
>>733795676Never ever happening
>>733783759>thread no derailed into a soul eater thread>it's an improvement
>>733783567>reddit gear
>>733795676>Soul Eater Brotherhoodmite b cool but I would rather not set myself up for disappointment
>survival craftingtruly the worst. it's a shame too because the games with this demonic gameplay loop usually have a cool premise of exploring and adventure.
>jump too floaty>jump too stiff
>>733796115>reddit call saul
>>733764047General genre (but usually I don't buy the game since it's easy to tell):>Open world survival (I (kind of) liked terraria but that's as far as I go)>Hero shooter>Roguelike>Turn based>Idle games>Clicker games>GachaSpecific mechanics/pet peeves:>Anything IRL timegated>World is empty as fuck/too large
