I hereby pledge allegiance to the one and only Nintendō Kabushiki Gaisha, established in the immortal city of Kyōto, ancient capital of the hallowed land of 8 million gods, or the Country of Lush Ears of Bountiful Reed Plains, or the Dragonfly Island, or more commonly, the Land of the Sun's Origin, or in the vulgar anglophone vocalisation, Japan, in the 22nd year of the Meiji era, or Kōki 2549 (that is, AD 1889 for you movie-kusoge-loving filthy gaijin).Nintendō has made, does make and will always make the best games, in the best Kyōto monozukuri craftsmanship tradition.My devotion is deep-rooted and eternal, and does not yield to the pedestrian and ever-fluctuating whims of time.You may love it and support it too.You may also hate it, mock it or root against it.But no matter what you do or think, it, just like it has until now surviving wars of every sort and crises of every kind, shall also outlast you. And your dog, your children, your children's children, the current political system of your country, and the death of the galaxy too.I, lowly trooper and servant of the cause, do solemnly swear:I will always play Nintendo.I will always love Nintendo. I will always defend Nintendo. Nintendo, my heart belongs to you.For ten thousand years, forever and ever, until the end of time and beyond.Amen.
>>733769287I'll love their games, not their business practices.
>>733769287switchsnoy falseflag schizo thread
>>733769332That's the thing. I also love their business practices. I'm an unironic Nintendo apologist.
>>733769623They like to charge 70 dollars for shovelware.
>>733769859Literal slander
>>733769287Okay, gay.
I'll always correlate Nintendo fandom (console in general desu) with technical illiteracy, or just being unlucky and raised in a family with no pc access
>>733769287I will always love nintendo (1985-2005).
No (You) for this tripe. Apply yourself next time and maybe I'll grace your post with one.
ok fag
>>733769287Flagrant fanboyism is banable even if you are just falseflagging, Snoy.
If you don't own Nintendo products you don't belong on 4chan.Simple as.
>>733769287We know Nintendo adult
>>733769287This is cringe
>>733769287Some autistic beaner is going to take this post super seriously, get upset, and then think to himself "heh, good thing he's the autistic one and not me"
>>733769287ok, ninjesh
>>733769287This is how tendies see Nintendo. They will try to deny it, but this is their mindset.
>>733774916They don't even deny it they love flaunting their cult-brains over their lord and saviour Nintendo
