Go br-sell 5 million copiesTurns out an easily avoidable Gay Pathway and also having a single black man isn't bad for sales
actually they lost my sale because of gays and negroes
>>733772634This but gained.
>>733772593gay pedo game
>>733772634>negroesyou mean negro, as there is only 1
>>733772685it always starts with 1
>>733772634Seems like the wider audience was finally reached then.
this game made me realize that climbing ladders in a siege is basically suicide
>>733772684Gay? Perhaps, if you wish it. But pedo? I don't follow.
>>733772634I bought the game to own magapedes. didn't play it yet
>gcj consensus manufacturing threadthe other one wasn't enough for you?
>>733772593I woke up one morning, brimming with excitement!'Fore it was the day I'd play this brand new game~!EVERYONE had praised, IN THE PRIOR days,and I couldn't WAIT to see the basis of their claims!When I heard their chatter, they would smile and flatter,Every dev involved despite their well known flaws!Though to me none of their gaudy antics would matter!I would see Japan, as it really was!>DA DAN :(BUT I SAW A NI~IGGER>DA DAN :(RIGHT THERE FRONT AND CEEEEEENTRE>DA DON v_vHIS SHADOWY FIGURE, STOOD OUT IN A TIME AND PLACE HE SHOULDN'T EEEEENTER>DA DAN :( *sad violin*A COON IN THE SETTINGGGGG>DA DAN :(IS TRULY UPSETTINGGGGG>DA DON >:(BUT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GETTING, HISTORY REVISED, BY THE (((CIRCUMCISED)))
>>733772829
On a different morning, I'd all but forgotten..!For there was a film that I had gone to see!"The best film," they said, "ever since sliced bread, when it comes to showing Medieval history!"I was so excited, sure I'd be delighted!Could this be the one that truly got it right!?Tried to bide my eagerness, but I just couldn't fight it..!I was leaning in, as they dimmed the lights...!>DA DAN :(THEN I SAW A NI~IGGER>DA DAN :(RIGHT THERE FRONT AND CEEEEEENTRE>DA DON v_vHIS SHADOWY FIGURE, STOOD OUT IN A TIME AND PLACE HE SHOULDN'T EEEEENTER>DA DAN :( *sad violin*A COON IN THE SETTINGGGGG>DA DAN :(IS TRULY UPSETTINGGGGG>DA DON >:(BUT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GETTING, HISTORY REVISED, BY THE (((CIRCUMCISED)))
>>733772593child bathmaids would have got them 10
>>733772593damn such a successwonder why they fired the jew
>>733772982>>733772829is this a tailor-made pasta for kcd threads?
>>733772593But /v/ told me modern audience doesn't exist?!?!
>>733773127>wonder why they fired the jew?
>>733773240Vavra left to deal with the movie = he was fired. Just incel things.
>>733773323>Vavra left to deal with the movie>movie?
>>733773356Vavra's dream is a Netflix adaptation of KCD 1
>>733773785but then that means henry will be casted as idris elba
>>733772593a black character and optional gay romance doesn't make something wokethat term has lost all meaning
>>7337727011 thing idk why it doesnt really matter how hard you try
>>733772593People screeching about woke left and right have become a parody of themselves. They see black, jew, woman or gay and lose their shit, unable to tell corporate bullshit from heartfelt stuff or even simply a dev giving you options.
>>733774765keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to asplain in due time
>>733774703tell that to all the naysayers ITT
>>733774769>>733774703is this the new woketranny cope?
>>733774934go outside
>>733774703Yes, /vpol/ went mad with years of ragebaiting. They also claim E33 is woke when it's the most whitecoded game of the recent years
>>733775027after you go back to plebbit
>>733775161you're the buzzword spewing tourist
>>733772593I miss crustposting.
>>733775161we all know you got kicked from reddit and migrated here in 2016
>>733775212>>733775402sit on your dragon dildo and go back to /r/gamingcirclejerk
>>733775632>haha dragon dildos>do I fit in yet guise
>>733774703Cope. If KCD2 isn't woke, nothing is woke. Simple as.
>>733775861>nothing is wokeYou got it in 1. That is the intent of devaluing the word by pretending we're applying it arbitrarily
i'm woke because i am awakebut later i will be asleep so that means i will be unwoke
2.5mil full price, 2.5mil sale price.
>>733772634You're nothing but a number and you've been replaced lol
>>733775929>pretending
>>733775984>2.5m full price, full price is $60>2.5m sale price, sale price is $20>2.5million x 60 = 150000000>2.5million x 20 = 50000000>150000000 + 50000000 = 200m200m ain't a bad result
>>733775853I don't fit with trannies, but you can fit lots of these up your monkeypox ass
>>733776239redditor
>>733776275>redditor calls me a redditortake my updoot
>>733772593would have sold 20 million if not for the nigger.
>>733774703Nigger if there's gay romance even if optional that makes the game woke, Dev time and resources went into making that gay route, including models, textures, animations, audio files, etcPlayers deciding to not endgame with the gay content doesn't make the game any less wokeThat's why I don't buy that shit, you'd be paying for the gay part of the gameI mean I won't even pirate that shit lmaoChudda.jpg
i dont want to romance hans i want to romance musa, if theyre going woke they should go all the way.
>>733776701this. i need a fully mocapped 6 hour long sex scene between musa, henry, and also with sir otto von Bergow chiming in from time to time. get on it varginar!
>>7337725935 million isn't good. And no one talks about it.
>>733772593It's literally pedophilia.
>>733772593Around half way through the game and it's rather boring. I remember enjoying the first game a lot so this has been a huge disappointment. Janky combat generic plot and generic characters. Also really starting to hate Henry at this point. Can't remember a game where I was irritated by the main character this much.
>>733772593More like "Go infiltrate a chud franchise and hide the woke until the last minute," sweatie.
>>733776667So you did nothing yet the game was still a huge success sales wise
>>733772593what do you expect? the average goy still plays call of duty and most of the sales for this game were based on the first one
goy?
if 6 sevens gethenry is straight
>>733777608retarded newfag
The Real Reason KCD2 hasn't sold a gorillion copies is because there's no phat black lady
negro
>>733774934yesthey have to latch onto whatever they can at this point and have more freetime to do so since they got fired from their jobs in the industry
and imagine how much better it would have been without the jewish agendaimagine if the 2nd act wasnt you fighting for jews but actually had a coherent plot against the man, rather than him dying within 5 seconds of an encounter at a castleit also destroyed good will and the franchise for the futuregood luck with your payout loser, you wont work again in a video game
>>733776452>take my updootlmao could you make it more obvious
>>733777760CURVED
>>733772593Not a problem in project Nortubel
>>733778025SWORDS
>>733772593its broke buddywhen the guy in charge has to leave and abandons it, its because it was over and didnt actually retain the playerbase they wanted lmaoyour historically inaccurate preachy sandman who had a shittier culture than the europeans he's preaching at is in fact going to kill your gameputting in homosex pathways is actually going to kill your game
>>733774703Why does medieval Bohemia need the optional gay sex?Or the black guy. Or him implying his country is somehow better and Bohemia is backwards and barbaric. And whatever else he did in the plot, I forget.
>>733777986>lmao could you make it more obvious
The anti woke grift doesn't work. When will chuds learn? It's
>op and his trooncord ITT
>>733778218why would have that saved in your computer? sad
>>7337747032 characters that weren't gay in the previous game were turned gay for no reason.
So it sold less than Kingdom Come I.Noice.
>>733778374>why would have that saved in your computer? sadMindbroken already, redditor? kek Keep Seething, you are a good buffoon.
>>733772732no wonder the romans had to bribe people into trying this shit
>>733778575did it? it has sold quite a bit more within the first year than kcd1.
>>733778665It hasn't though, but you'll never post the sales comparisons of both games in 2026 because you never researched them in the first place and need to cope.
>>733778645>reddit bot trying to make it look genuine by using outdated shit like kekmindbroken one here is you, why you have all this reddit related stuff saved in your computer if not already mindbroken?
>>733772593I feel like the anti-woke have to start making concessions at some point. Not every game is gonna be perfect, or worth killing for one optional gay romance and one nigger. Yall gotta start meeting these devs somewhere in the middle.
>>733778723kcd1 sold 2mil within the first year and kcd2 is at 5mil after a little over a year. feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but it's pretty easy to see that it is selling at a much quicker rate than the first game.
>>733778812>mindbroken one here is you, why you have all this reddit related stuff saved in your computer if not already mindbroken?
>>733778858See? You'll never post the comparisons and research because you need to talk abstracts and do mental gymnastics. Also Varva left the company. Surprise surprise. lmao
>>733778962
>>733779041can you elaborate on what counts as research? I grabbed those numbers from multiple other sources through a simple yandex search. do you want links to different sources all repeating the same numbers? I genuinely don't understand what you're looking for, I'm not aware of any sales conspiracies that would make this easily findable information potentially incorrect. do I need to create an infographic for it to count as real?
>>733772685Some anons are extreme
>>733777239That's irrelevant to me, I'm just saying the game is indeed woke.I don't play modern garbage as well
>>733777148>a chud franchiseNo such thing.
Chuds malding and seething
>>733778962you tried
>>733778359it's inevitable. troons have been looking to score a win for a while, so they crawl to the battlefield where they summarily lost previously(kcd) and try to convince everyone that, actually, they won and that kcd was on their side all along. they'll never admit they lost two times in a row to kcd.
>>733780510>you tried
>>733774703ThisLast sane anon.
>>733772634I got KCD 1&2 when I heard you could fuck Hans in 2
If you listened to the shitposters on /v/, you've been bamboozled. I'm usually the type to say that slop like The Green Knight or Bridgerton is literally unwatchable because the directors clearly put little effort in historical research and disrespect your intelligence by thinking they can pass their half-hearted, dumb-down propaganda pieces as art that somehow respects its source material. But the only real "woke" moment that's in your face is when you help Jews go through (their favorite) Jew tunnels in the main story. It doesn't feel historically inaccurate, however, which makes it easier to overlook.As for the game itself, KCD2 is probably the best first person open world RPG on the market; Takes the systems of BGS titles and improves them in every way. Sunk 120+ hours into my first playthrough before the DLC was out. Almost 100 hours into my second playthrough and I estimate sinking 150-170 hours into this run. Great combat, great attention to detail. The only game I've ever played that comes close to emulating a historical moment in time and a real place (I live in Germany, close to the Czech borders, so we have similar natural landscapes which makes the game extra comfy and familiar).
>>733772732No fucking shitI really don't know how they ever got people to volunteer for that shit knowing that death was nearly inevitable
>>733773785I heard he was going to direct a movie, but is it surely isn't just a live action retelling of game events is it?
>>733772701true! one too many!
>>733772593I don't give that much shit about a nigger and optional faggotry.My problem was Vavra turning out to be dirty, spineless, lying kike.So ive pirated it.
>>733778839>Yall
>>733778509who?
>>733772593how come when woke doesn't go broke it's always>white male power fantasy simulator with optional gay romance route>white male power fantasy simulator except one of the npcs is black>white male power fantasy simulator but the character creator doesnt say male/femaleand almost never anything concord tier?
>>733776667grow up
>>733776667Pretty much every game with optional romance nowadays offers gay options. Who the fuck cares? Just don't do it, retard, it's really not that big of a deal.
>>733776667People like this become liberal in 10 years and then talk about how the right is so bad because they were such a bad and obnoxious person when they were a Chud, not realizing that they were just to stupid to understand nuance and weighted priority the entire time (and that they're still stupid, just a different flavor of stupid)Same spirit as libs who get their panties in a twist because evil Nazi Elon raises his hand to a crowd so he's literally Hitler saluting his troops and that's why you're on Bluesky now
>>733785105Why does one little word trigger chuds so much?
>>733772593>director gone>game 50% off already Maybe the game actually didn't do well.
>>733786761The director went to make a film, calm down lmao
>>733786761it made 200 million dollarshave you made 200 million dollars?no?well then shut the fuck up
>>733772593>concord>dustborn >rebootedLook I know that there are millions, potentially billions of gay retards on earth but most activists dont play games and your politics taking primacy over the games themselves kills a lot of games. Having the right politics doesnt make a good game, nobody cares about the left wing politics in Metal Gear Revengeance or Bioshock for a reason.
>>733787465>left wing politics is a single black man out of thousands of white people>left wing politics is clicking the "yes I am gay and want to be gay" button other than the other options, many times over
Not into games with literal Jewish fantasy situations. Also how many copies did the first game sell?
>>733785263because the more stuff that gets mislabeled as 'woke', the more ammunition troons have to claim that they won
still not buying your jew slop
>>733772634You were never a sale, just pretendkng to be one for culture war reasons on 4chan.
>>733787465Yeah pretty much. /pol/niggers don't care about games beyond that they don't offend their political sensibilitie and conform to them instead.
I don't care that he's black, just that he's a Mohammedan and I'm forced to tolerate his insults against my people and God. I can't kill that demon worshiping pagan and I'm also forced to help Jews, who betrayed Christ.No thanks.
>>733772593Good for themStill not buying it
>>733788889Tons of /pol/niggers are just /v/tards that flooded /pol/ after gamergate and the 2014 elections, it's the particularly obnoxious ones that stand out
>>733772593Game was given away for free on Twitch
>>733772634FPBP. Kike BTFO.
>br-sellit sold well in brasil ?
>>733789449when?
literally just closed the 1st game because fuck that jank dogass crap i seriously cannot be arsed with all that fuckign jank and turbo shit combathow do people get through this let alone like iti grew up on Gothic 1, 2, 3 so i have my fair share of jank immunity but HOLY FUCKplease tell me the 2nd game is better because i really like the story and setting but at this point im just gonna watch some story recap of the 1st game, fuuuuuuuuuuck that
>>733772593Chuds lost. Completely and utterly. They can't even cope ITT convincingly. All they have is literal Rumpelstiltskin manlet rage stomping their feet and getting red in the face while insisting they won. It's pathetic.
>>733789530What's "jank" about it? That you suck ass and get your ass handed to you?
>>733774703Anti-woke grifters have overplayed their hand, and now normal people have anti-woke fatigue.
>>7337726851 too many
>>733772593>liked the charming yet clonky combat from KCD>KCD2's combat is watered down, but now with a nigger, saving the jews for some fucktarded reasons and a faggot.>also Theresa returns as a fucking cameo and you can't interact with her lol but the ending says Henry returns to marry her hahaGood grief, even after pirating it I feel robbed.
>>733789724NTA and i like the game but saying its not janky as fuck is a complete retard thing to say
>>733791258I'm hiding him because he's just throwing around "jank" w/o specifying, so nobody can answer him anyway and say whether KCD2 is less jank according to his metrics. Plus I actually want to know what he found to be jank, because I haven't played KCD in a while. Plus a bunch of normies bitch and moan about the combat because they're inept.
>>733772732Yup. If you're the first one climbing a ladder you may as well just kill yourself. Best case scenario you get knocked off and incapacitated without dying. That way you won't be treated as a coward and you don't just outright die.
>>733774703That in a vacuum does not make it "woke".What makes it "woke" is that it comes off as checking a box. Why someone black, specifically? You could have chosen some Arabic/Middle Eastern Kingdom, or even Turkish. It comes off as them going "UGH, FINE WESTERN PUSSY AUDIENCE HERE'S YOUR BLACK PERSON!".Also homosexuality existing is not the issue. Henry of Skalitz being optionally gay for Hans Capon of Pirkstein is narratively retarded. Henry is his own person, and Hans is his own person. They're established characters and one of Hans' traits is that he's a notorious womanizer. Henry also canonically had a Girlfriend before Skalitz was sacked. From then on any sexual encounter is purely optional, but it is established in the first game that Henry is heterosexual. For these two to be romantic interests just doesn't make sense and, again, comes off as the devs going "UGH FINE HERE'S YOUR FAG OPTION, GO BE GAY IF YOU WANT TO, I GUESS WHATEVER".This also coming off of the devs fervently refusing to do these exact things in the first game, and mocking the very people that clamored or complained for it, then only to shoehorn it into the second game in the most awkward way.
>>733779041>Also Varva left the company. Surprise surprise. lmaoMore like changed the position while next KCD game is on hold
I didn't buy the game and that's all I care about.
>>733792618Bisexuals exist
There's probably hundreds of these copypaste threads every day with the exact same replies.
>>733774703Unless you are a black activist from 10-15+ years ago, woke never had any meaning to begin with.
>>733794108Welcum to /v/
Pirated the game.Was boring as shit.Moved on to play Tainted Grail - The Fall of Avalon, was more fun. That is all.
