Thread to shit on Resident Evil 9 Requiem and convince others NOT to buy it
>>733772893Nwf
I liked re2 remake and wanted to play a non remake re game in that style. Convince me why it's bad
>fuck my sisters to continue redfield blood
>>733773032The fact that it's not an RE2R style game at all, for a start
>>733772893If you buy RE9 you are simply not human.
>>733773254The real zombie threat is mindless consumerism
>>733773686TRUE
Oh Chris.
>>733772893I was not gonna buy it anyway. Also>buyrofl
>>733773686YOOOO UR CAPPIN
Looks fun to me, and I ain't got anything else that I really wanna pla. Sorry, Chris.
I don't know why anybody who's looked at the leaks would even consider picking this up now. Nothing about it looks remotely good or fun.
>>733772893CAPCOM REPLACED DENUVO WITH ENIGMA ON RE4R REEEEEEEEEEEEEenough reason for me to boycott their entire fucking catalog till the day my soul comes out of my asshole
>>733775705Golem get ye gone.
The more I think about the story and plot points in this game the more it all falls apart, literally fucking none of it makes any sense
resident evil 6 is the last RE i played and i highly enjoyed it.
>>733776167RE9 was written by ChatGPT
>>733776207legitimate shit taste, not even my normalfag brother enjoyed re6 when i forced him to play with me
>>733773032Just play 7 or 8 with a third person mod.
>>733772893>OP is trans btw
>>733775705you can tell it's a man from the image's thumbnail alone
>>733776223I legitimately think that AI would've written a more coherent plot than this
>>733773254>Sure I'm not human anymore, But just look at the power I've gained!
>>733775705Enjoy your ban, eceleb trannyfucker
>>733776282>based his standard rating on what a normie thinksorry your bro and you can't have fun together
>>733776506>normie
>Spencer is wholesome chungus>Leon got deaged and may or may not have fucked Sherry>HUNK is fucking deadAnything else?
>>733772893Is it really that bad? (I have never played a resident evil game beforeI am a blank canvas for you to paint you hatred into so I can blindly hate it)
>>733773254No. Well, to some degree yes but the real thing awaits us.
>>733772893>bought a 70€ mouse>got RE: Requiem, a 70€ game, free of charge as a promotionHow is Capcom making any money from this?
>>733776648Revelation 9:6 KJVAnd in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
>>733776648Meant for >>733773686
>>733776632There's too much man, everything about the game is unbelievably retarded
>>733776632Alyssa dead just becauseGrace is fucking boring
Do you think Leon and Sherry have been banging since RE6? Or was it more recent?
>>733775935Who is Wecom?
>>733776632You play as a female Ethan.
>>733776632>may or may notTHE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL
>>733776634RE should be tried at every generation. Start with the PS1 era then go forward.There is no reason not to try if you are curious, the games take about 6 or so hours to beat.
>>733778708
>>733778745Two rings actually. One on each of them
>>733778708I expect it's more recent since we don't hear about any kids and they're both working. And if it's in the last few years they probably couldn't have kids because of the rot
Anyone got a HD video of the bad ending?
>>733775705It's hilarious how much makeup and anglefrauding this dude does but still can't pass.
>>733778881They xould have been banging for years while the marriage is more recent. Also some couples intentionally don't have kids if they're both working dangerous jobs.
>>733772893Sorry, I already preloaded and will have a blast on Friday
>>733778136>Can't list a single oneLmao
>>73377663210 hours long for $70
>>733779081NOOOOOOO. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED! NOT ALLOWED!!!!
>>733772893>>733773254>>733775521>>733775705>>733776634These kind of threads make me wanna buy it.
>>733779157Sorry, I even pre-ordered the premium edition
Capcom is soulless nowadays I'm not buying their fucking normalfag slop.
>>733772893>>733773254>>733775521>>733775705>>733776634>>733779190These kind of threads make me not wanna buy it.I was excited for some cringekino, but the game just looks underwhelming
>>733779260This post has now forced me to buy the game
>>733779286I now have to pirate it twice to offset your purchase.
>>733779360I will now buy 3 deluxe editions.
>>733779135You haven’t seen the faggot wesker clone with tattoos and earring?Or Viktor having a Nemesis parasite and the fight being a literal copy of r3make?
>>733779406I now must open a seedbox just for this games torrent.
Did Hunnigan retire, or is she on vacation?
>>733779446>You haven’t seen the faggot wesker clone with tattoos and earring?And? His design is litty kino>Or Viktor having a Nemesis parasite and the fight being a literal copy of r3make?It's not a literal copy
>>733775705She's dropping her review later. I wonder how much she will glaze the game. Is she, as a Capcom employee, even allowed to criticize their games?
Is the masked commando actually Hunk? like THE Hunk from RE2? he must be in his 60s. Why the fuck is he back in action just to get killed by someone younger than him
>surely the echo chamber where I summon other people to shit on the game will be appealing to people with an interest in it
>>733779732Maybe. Maybe not.
I don't trust /v/ after Silent Hill f. I need to play it myself.
Im torned between this and Metal Gear Solid Delta (played 1 and 2 back in 2010, never played 3 beyond the beginning area).Both look mid, RE looks more gameplay-y, but Delta is like 30USD cheaper right now....
>>733780004>taste so dogshit he thinks dark souls: f was a good gamesad to witness.
okay, so what is actually wrong with the game? no-one cares about the story in re games.
>>733780207That's an insult to dark souls
>>733780004I agree. Too many people said that game was good.
>>733780223>Grace's sections are literally just crouching and hiding from monsters for the entirety of the game, she never gets better weapons and only has a handgun with about 50 bullets across the entirety of the title>Leon's action is mostly braindead and fighting against zombies who are ineffectual at best>three of the boss fights (potentially more) are directly taken from past games, one just reusing animations and AI (the Krauser RE:4 fight) and two just being the same fight (Super Tyrant in RE:2 and final form Nemesis from RE:3)>first stage Gideon also looks like a reskin of Miranda from RE8, but we've barely seen much of him before he turns into final form Nemesis>only four areas in the game:>first is wrenwood, which is ten minutes long and completely scripted>second is the hospital, which is about 1/4 of the game and the peak of Grace just stumbling around>third is Raccoon City, which is mostly recycled environments and bland grey interiors>fourth is ARK, which is just a NEST reskinBasically, one half the game is essentially all scripted route memorization, and the other half is killing braindead wheelchair bound cripples, and this is on standard difficulty.Leon's gameplay only changes in the very last area, and it's because his enemies become guys with guns.
>>733780223
>>733780168>both look midThen why are you trying to buy either? MGS3 Delta is literally the original game with UE5 slapped on top of it to ruin performance, just like the Oblivion remaster. RE Requiem is at least a brand new game, but nobody has played it yet and poorfags are hating on it like they do every game they can't afford or run.
miss me yet?
>>733780724Yo that giraffe is getting it!
>>733780724No.
>>733779135>Racoon City bombing didn't actually wipe out the T-virus (or presumably G-virus) there at all, it went unnoticed and uncontained for three decades and this was somehow not an issue >Leon just stands around watching innocent people get murdered in front of him for no reason multiple times>NotWesker is introduced just to job to his own goon without even getting a boss fight>Final boss is said goon turning into 3make final form Nemesis, not even a reskin but literally the exact same thing, and Leon somehow knows exactly what it is despite only three people ever seeing it in that form >Most threatening enemy in the game isn't any kind of mutant but just some uninfected dudes with guns>Grace's entire relevance to the plot ultimately boils down to the villains being too retarded to confiscate a floppy disk she picked up five minutes before they kidnapped herThe game is non-stop contrived retardation
>>733772893Whatever helps you to take it out of your system. Leon and Sherry will still be married.
>>733772893I heard it was basically RE6 all over again and that was enough for me not to give a shit.I don't care if you want to play it or not.
>>733781346>Leon just stands around watching innocent people get murdered in front of him for no reason multiple timesI hated that shit in RE6.
>>733780536It looks mid tho, not saying it wont be fun, but clearly its a worse game than Remake 2 and 4
>>733780536>RE Requiem is at least a brand new gameThat's a bit of a stretch
>>733779732Yes. >Exact same mask>Same voice actor>Same gay ass stance from Umbrella Corps >Same "muh mission" autism >The neck breaker is not just an optional attack he can do but is also a mandatory trigger to enter the second stage of his boss fight It's Hunk, anyone genuinely saying it isn't is just coping because they don't want their bland tacticool soldier dude to go out like a bitch. The only thing up in the air in the moment is whether or not they're going to actually have him stay dead or bring him back in a future game/DLC
>>733772893Nah I'm buying I like sucking cock
>>733779190The real answer is to buy it on sale
>>733780438Ok I’ll just play the recent remakes then, if it’s just a soup of reused assets and ideas
>>733773686hi snyder
>>733783342Why would you pay money to suck cock when you can get paid to suck cock? Stupid cocksucker.
>>733780438I'm not surprised at all that this game is made basically just from recycled assets from the previous RE Engine games.It's crazy how many people still can't see how cheap Capcom have become.
>making a survival horror game with Leon in hard>so we just made an DMC wannabe that plays like shit and slapped an autistic bitch on it
>>733776207Based fun having anon
>>733784187>it's our 4th time>we have gotten pretty good at it
>>733778708Since RE2 :skullemoji:
>>733772893Best thread on /v/
>>733776742Oh, I haven't seen your retarded larping ass around in a while. Two more weeks, right?In a way I find you very entertaining, one of those nut jobs from a city street with his little sign who decided to modernize and go digital.
>>733778712we coom
>>733780724GIRAFFE BLOWJOB WOO WOO
The shilling has started.
>>733775705He has aids.
>>733780724no, Claire, that's not Leon!
>>733772893Crapcom will add enigma protector at some point so just pirate the game unless you like stutters.
>>733772893Too late
>>733776368Yeah just ask it for a generic hero’s journey set in the RE universe and it’ll do fineAI is only bad at novel ideas, not entertainment plots lol
>>733775521>Still doesn't know how to depot checkout a downgraded client and lock the manifest
>>733776167>>733776223>>733776368qrd? didn't watch the 4 hours playthrough yet
>>733783270I'm willing to bet that they will drop a DLC where HUNK just gets up and calls for evac, it will the ultimate memberberry to the first time he escaped racoon city.
bump
>>733780438>I want a section with a scared blonde girl who can't fight back!JUST MAKE HAUNTING GROUND 2
>Step aside Leon, it's time for Winterskino to save the series again.
>>733790219Ethan is our only hope.
>>733787469TL;DR Wesker's long lost brother teams up with Nemesis to activate Spencer's secret virus superweapon he hid under Racoon City, and Leon, currently dying from t-virus, set outs to stop them, beating up both Mr. X and HUNK in melee combat along the way and killing them with his trusty axe. What they didn't know is that Spencer's secret virus superweapon he hid under Racoon City was actually a cure-all ANTI-virus, because Spencer was actually good all along and wanted to save the world. Nemesis betrays and kills Wesker's brother and the final boss is an epic showdown between full power Leon vs ultimate final form Nemesis, who Leon kills with his trusty axe. The world is saved from all viral threats forever, all thanks to Leon.Grace is also there.
why does this look like some indian modeled his face?also >path tracing is a beauty filter now ???
>>733790860amazing...
I know they are probably making cv and zero remakes but they should rest from re a little and try with dino crisis, just add Leon through the get bullshit or something
Guess I will buy fatal Frame 2 remake instead
>>733791240In-game Leon model is so ugly
Grace killeted the game
>>733790219I m so happy this millennial faggot is DEAD
Do not buy this pile of shit. Every bit of writing is SHIT and only destroys what came before.
>>733773686I miss dead rising
>>733772893I'll pirate it once it gets cracked or once it's like 20 bucks lmao, who gives a shit?Seems it's going to be REmake 2 and 3 tier slop, but I still managed to squeeze ~20 hours of those by S ranking all scenarios and difficulties.
>>733791762I bet the director was mad because he wanted this game to be about his tranny selfinsert aka grace so he ruined Spencer, Hunk and Alyssa and also triggered Leon's shippers
>>733790469This.
>>733791762Do it for HUNK!
VOTEhttps://poal.me/wi15bz
>>733791913Or he's seething since he didn't direct Village and they killed off Ethan so this game is his payback.
>>733791776This shit unironically makes 3R look like a solid game
>>733792219He even added the alternative ending just to kill Leon
>people are already making music edits of camrips on youtubeKek
>>733785712You surely must know about the Raccoon(city) and Corona anagram similarity, but did you know about this?
>>733772893I heard that leon fucks claire in the bad ending
I haven't bought a Resi since 5 disappointed the hell out of me by just being 4 but worse with forced co-op and Crapcum has done so much stuff over the past decade and a half that goes against the consumer that every single copy of Requiem could come with a free blowjob from a living breathing clone of Ada and I would still not touch it. I probably won't even pirate it, it looked boring to me from the get go. Also Grace is a really goofy looking barbie doll character.>>733773032The remake was ass, you don't deserve convincing.
>>733776167That's been the case for every resident evil since... Ever
>>733792852>Crapcum has done so much stuff over the past decade and a half that goes against the consumer that every single copy of Requiem could come with a free blowjob from a living breathing clone of Ada and I would still not touch itI hate Crapcom and refuse to buy their EnigmaDRM games but I would.
>>733792870The difference is that "You're right hand comes off." and "7 minutes Chris" was kino and REmake 2,3,4; Village and now this is not.
>>733775705 yup that's a good reason, i want a refund.
>>733792870What was so nonsensical about the plots of the first 4 games?
>>733790860You forgot that Leon gets cured and it reverses his aging, plus he has more of the serum that does it, so now the cast getting old doesn't matter because they have magical be young again juice.
>renders from 600p on the switch 2>frame rate drop to 45 fps>sits around low 50 to mid 50 fpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU1p69O7o20&t=550s
>>733791240Why is his stance so retarded? His arms are so far away from his body that it just looks really uncomfortable to hold them that way.
>>733793265Who the fuck is playing shooters on a console? That performance is still unacceptable though.
>>733790860I still don't understand how Victor is actually a or the Nemesis the whole time, is this a case of nemesis assumed a human appearance and intelligence or somehow Victor had nemesis inside him? Like what is that about?
>>733791240>Path tracing looks the same as offOff it is then
>>733772893I dont care if you buy it or not but it DOES look like shit and I won't
>>733793369RE3 retconned it into being a plagas based parasite Umbrela modified into a Tyrant making parasite you can infect someone with. It's in a note. Makes you wonder how Wesker had no idea Umbrela already owned plaga samples...
>>733793369He has a Nemesis parasite inside.
>>733793348Most people lmaoIm a PCfät but Uncharted, TLOU, Resi games, Gaylo, Gears Of War and hundreds of others were first released on consoles or are still console exclusives so what in the flying fuck are you talking about you absolute cretin?
>>733772893You don't need to convince me. I'll never pay full price for a 6-hour-long game.
>>733793589Most people are normalfag human shit who don't matter and shouldn't be posting here.>I'm a PCfag but liquid shit, diarrhea sludge and molten hot ass fudge were console exclusives first.Go back. Why the fuck is PCf@ filtered anyway?
>>733793818>Most people are normalfag human shitIrrelevant, I just simply answered your retarded question.>Why the fuck is PCf@ filtered anyway?because you are a retarded newfag that has no business telling anyone to go back
>>733772893Sherry won Chris, it's over. Claire is too old to have kids anyway.
>>733793940I've been here since 2008, I can remember when nigger was filtered to roodypoo and we called each other nigra instead. Go back>Irrelevant, I just simply answered your retarded question.Being pedantic and argumentative are terrible traits.
>>733794134>I've been here since 2008,It doesn't seem like it since you don know about the snöypöny, pcfät, xböt, nintényearold etc word filter wave. It was around the time of the šmh, tßh, fäm spam. So go fuck yourself you lying poser faggot.
>>733794480I don't know any of those. I also don't participate in consolewar threads and never have because anyone who bought one after the 7th gen is a fucking retard and should've been permabanned long ago. I remember when the stupid yellow wojak Sony posting started and I assumed it was just ironic shitposting until I saw retards actually getting mad over it.>So go fuck yourself you lying poser faggot.Look into a mirror and read this out loud.
>>733793528>>733793541There's no explaination where he got it is there, wasn't the only other one a prototype in the first place?
>>733778708they were always pretending to be clueless around each other so...
>>733781409>marriedfact
>>733794741>I don't know any of those.Yeah I figured that out, you really didn't need to pull the le epic oldfag card, you are obviously some johhny come lately faggot just spewing retarded shit like asking who plays shooters on console when they were the biggest exclusives and console sale movers during the entire 7th gen. So you are some retarded fag that started playing games when there weren't any console wars since all of them sucked ass anyway as gaming started moving toward the slop we have now. So you started to play video games in the PS4 era or maybe even PS5 era LMAO.Maybe next time you should at least do a cursory google search or something before you spout the most retarded questions known to men mister "I was here since 2008" "oldfag"
>>733773254then im not human I guess.It looks fun and I want to play it.
>>733772893I already bought it twice. Once on switch 2 and once on PC.Fucking fight me faggot.
>>733795314what should i believe
>>733795128My first console was a TurboGrafx I inherited from my dad and the first one I actually got on my own was a Genesis. This is the part where you point out the console war of Sega vs Genesis, which was always retarded because both had their merits and you were an idiot for being tribalistic over them, but warring after the 7th gen when consoles became nothing but shitty computers was extra retarded because there was barely any difference between them. We were laughing at and mocking the kind of human garbage playing crap like Halo with a controller back in the day, which is why I would question why anyone here is still playing shooters on a console at all. You type like you are underage and mentally handicapped.
>>733772893Chris is such a hot daddy. Why doesn't he take the ample offers to FUCK JILL (and others) to prolong the Redfield bloodline, instead of hoping for Leon to stop being a fag?
>>733795349The other thread is a meme about Sherry and Leon.
>>733791762Based, anon
>>733795334I would but daddy Crapcum already gave you two black eyes.
>>733793528It was always a parasite, the question is why the fuck Victor has one and how he survived having it implanted when it kills anything that isn't already a Tyrant-level mutant.
>>733795508>isthis is*
>>733772893There's something with RE7 and so on including RE9's gun gameplay where it just feels so unsatisfying and ass compared to the original RE4.
>>733795591Lack of enemy reactions, every gun sounding like an airsoft rifle, enemies having bloated hp pools.
>>733795508Both threads seem full of shit. The scores are high but the criticisms seem real.
>>733776410I've got a boner like you wouldn't believe...
>>733795538Ummm... he's that evil... I guess
>>733795520Stop being poor
>>733776632>Leon gets progressively de-aged until he becomes a toddler, Chris adopts him and raises as Leon K. Redfield
>>733795841I would but some weird lanky faggot with jizz leaking out of his ass broke into my house, stole all my money and spent it on shitty RE games
>>733795451Yeah, yeah keep going faggot.It's obvious you are a newfag, if you were here in around 2012 maybe 2013 you were bound to see each one of those terms since they were obnoxiously spammed in most threads here, you couldn't have possibly evaded seeing them since the spamming was that widespread, hence the worldfilter. The supreme butthurt that it caused the jannies of that time resonates to this day because they still didn't unblock them while they allow: x-slop, unc, fr fr and other zoomer creature speak. Imagine how widespread those filtered words were when even obnoxious zoomer spam like we have today is still not filtered but you somehow managed to not see them. Just stop.
>>733796029It's simple, if I see someone spamming shit like that I just think>oh, a worthless faggotand filter it so I never have to see it ever again.
Gonna' wait for a sale. Capcom is doing it again. Make a bunch of good games and then run it into the ground.
Leon won again. Everytime he's the centrepiece Capcom wins bigly. Deal with it Chriscel.
>>733796170Yup.
>>733793978Claire can get blood transfusion from Jill and become young and extremely fertile again. In the realm of Resident Evil, everything is possible thanks to based scientists trying to kill-, I mean, save Humanity with viral therapy.
>>733796141oh yeah so you never saw hundreds of counter filter variants like PF@ and other variations like the ones I posted aboveMan you are a gigantic fag
>>733796407Sure but now Leon and his wife can de-age together so who cares about Claire.
Ok someone break down this connections shit to me, so you're telling me that le hecking connections were the ones doing all the bad shit then? Who was HUNK working for back in RE2? Was he an umbrella agent but then took connections paycheck after umbrella collasped or what?
>>733796495What wife? Sherry? Leon has more chemistry with Chris himself than with that who? whore. You'll see, Redfield bloodline will be SAVED as planned.
>>733773254>not human I'm better, that's what I am.
>>733796720Basically yes.
Should I watch RE: Apocalypse? I havent seen the live action movies aside from the netflix slop and the cgi movies
>>733797218if you want to see millas' flat chest then yes
>>733797218The CGI ones are unfortunately the only good cringekino.
>>733797134Wesker, you're gay!
>Grace only gets 50% screen time in the first half. Last half is all LeonGrace keks...
>>733772893You still mad Leon didn't fuckyour sister? Let it go, Chris
>new game must fail to be as miserable as me
It will be revealed later Leon actually did fuck Chris' sister, and in fact that's how he ended up with T-virus aids after all these years.
>>733794890It was a prototype but that doesn't necessarily mean there was only the one, 3 already talked about other failed attempts to implant one into a tyrant so they much have been in limited bespoke production.
Cant believe how mid it looks. I love the original trilogy and 4, in that sense I really enjoyed 7 and remake 2 and 4. I felt like a combination of both styles of nu-RE could work, but the more I see about 9 the less excited I feel, seems like its better to wait for a sale
>>733779668>sheYWNBAW
>>733796170The backslash is interesting since they may actually make a good dlc, so yeah better waitThough I think I will fall for the cv remake desu
>>733791240His eyes legit look blind without rt/pt, how bizarre
>>733772893looks like they've gone back to over serious action slop
>>733797821Learn english
>>733793269All of the animations are shit and remind me of RE6. It's all loose and janky and a huge downgrade from RE4R.
>>733797821good morning sir
>>733801613>parry shit is backFor fuck's sake...
>>733801613Weird, feels like it lacks weight.
>>733775705why does every white trans eceleb have jewish blood
>>733775935>Mf’s welcome party has been going on for decades at this pointUnc’d. :skull: :wilted_rose:
>>733801962It's a bigger part of it, now Leon has an unbreakable axe and most enemies he fights can't be stunned easily so you HAVE to anticipate parries.
>>733772893The biggest con I can think of is that they didn't split up the Leon and Grace segments into different scenarios like In RE2, so no option to just play Leon action segments or just Grace survival horror segments. Hopefully they patch it later because fans don't like the tonal whiplash.
>>733802513
>>733772893I'm playing Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green instead. I preorded both and if you had any sense you would do the same.
I've never been able to make it further than 2 hours in a Resident Evil game. I always get stuck on the first puzzle or two and can't get past it. And if you need a guide to play a game it's not a good game, so yeah.
>>733803112Sounds like the biggest puzzle for you is picking games that can be played within your IQ range.
>>733772893I could have be hype if the game was Grace only survival horror game, like the original games. The very moment Leon got revealed I knew he would parasite the experience with some bullshit action sequences.I didn't watch any gameplay yet, but I am ready to bet this is exactly what happens.
>>733775705DUSK GOLEM GET YE GONE
Don't forget to buy the official figures as well
Apologise.
>>733804325For what? I loved RE6 back in the days and I had a fuckin blast playing it with a friend. I still think it had the best gameplay of any RE
>>733804325She's hotter with the slacks
I miss Ethanposting.
Is the PS5 version that bad?
>>733804498It is the default so it has a much wider sample size besides specialized platform dick sucking outlets
>>733804601Granted Capcom only sends out non PS5 copies if you ask unless somethings upRevelations 2 for example they only sent out PC codes for some reason
>>733804498Yeah, that's exactly what that means, the PS5 version is bad.
>>733779406Thanks for funding the Code Veronica remake, and the Onimusha game anon. Those are the only to crapcom games I'm interested in.
Wait sherry really is hooking up with leon? Isn't he like 20 years older than her? I thought she was gonna get with wesker jr.
>>733804498Usually the Nintendo versions tie or score higher than the PlayStation versions, it’s mainly due to people on PlayStation not caring for games made outside of America anywayHere’s FF7 for example
>LeonslopLet me guess, he parries hainsaws with a tea spoon now and drops kicks 100% of the time
>>733804498>10x as many reviewsit's probably more accurate
