>Anon, you claim you were playing videogames at the time of the murder. We had the boys check out your place, and the only gaming console you owned was a Playstation 5. It's just confusing to me, you claim you were playing games, on a console that historically has never had any games. What do you have to say for yourself Sir?
Ah of course sir, I was playing games on PC
I-I was playing multiplat indies, officer.
>>733774739What can I say detective?I love playing video games.
>>733774739Gacha phone games my man, gotta get them lewd anime pngs unoaimsayin
>>733774807>So you were playing on PC. Of course. Personal computer. Very popular. My nephew’s got one, lights all over it, sounds like it’s about to launch into orbit. See, the thing that threw me, just a small thing, really, is when you said you were “grinding trophies all night.” Now, I was under the impression trophies were more of a PlayStation sort of ecosystem. On PC it’s achievements, right? Badges? Something like that?
>>733774816>Multiplat indies? You stutter when you lie. You know that? It’s subtle, but it’s there. Like your brain’s tripping over the story before it makes it out of your mouth.
>>733774739>Inspector, perhaps there has been a misunderstanding. You see, the Sony PlayStation 5 video game console also allows you to access applications aside from customary video games. I'm sure your men will be able to confirm that, during the time of the murder, I was busy listening to "NTRadio" on my Playstation 5 home console.
The way this retard talks always annoyed me to such a point that I started sympathizing with the criminals in the show instead. Condescending cross eyed ugly freak.
>>733775271Have anything to hide?
I'll fucking do it again!
i was generating femboys with ai actually...
>>733774739Get out of my damn house Columbo, i'm waiting to see what games will be added to playstation plus essential.
>>733775440And we have ourselves a winner. Detective, you're now one cavity search away from finding your murder weapon.
>>733775348Yeah my cock in your ass. En garde faggot.
>>733775078I was uhhhh playing Crash Team Racing story mode
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>>733775171Sir what are you doing here I thought Mr Colombo was on the case
>>733775225>Ah… now, just one more thing, if you don’t mind me asking, sir. Since you were listening to NTRadio at the time… I’m curious… could you, maybe, recite one of the stories for me?You know, just… give me an idea of what it’s like. The voices, the situation… how it pulls you in. I’d like to understand it, see what you were… listening to so intently that night.
>>733775556>Oh there's just one more thing, sir. You mentioned a cock in my ass in the deposition, but you also mentioned that you have been playing Team Fortress 2 with your Discord friends. That means that you allegedly don't own a cock anymore, so why did you testify that your cock was in my ass? Who really owns that cock?
>>733775674>Well, surprise motherfucker. Didnt expect to see me, huh? Ah, that’s right, you thought you’d get away with playing games while someone else does the legwork, huh? Well, I don’t care who’s on the case. If I smell bullshit, I call it out. Simple as that.
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>>733775078That's what I call achievements. It's a regional dialect.
>>733775908>Ah… just one tiny thing, sir. When you earn an achievement, these things, they’re time logged, right? Every single one. Exact date, exact time. So if we checked the system… we could see exactly when you were “grinding,” could we not?
>>733776095My system clock is wrong, sir. The unlock dates are all over the place.
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>>733775908Uh huhWhat region?
>>733774739I was playing helldivers 2. A game that I enjoy very much and that never gives me the urge to genocide Sweden.
>Captain, there's no dust underneath Anon's Playstation 5 controller, indicating that it hasn't been moved.>Also, no fingerprints on the console's power button.
>>733777329>2. A game that I enjoy very much and that never gives me the urge to genocide Sweden.TSD
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>>733777329>that never gives me the urge to genocide Sweden.That's what their government is there for.
>>733776505Uh, /vr/?
Damn, I haven't watched Columbo in at least 15 years. Maybe I should watch some episodes again
>>733778114Johan my waifu
>>733778251Well I'm from /hhg/ and I've never heard anyone say the phrase "grinding trophies all night"
>>733778862Oh no, not /hhg/ no, it's a DOOM THREAD expression.
>Just one more thing, you said you were playing video games the night of the murder, but it shows that you were donating dozens of dollars to a vtuber instead, why did you want to hide that to the police?
>>733774807>No, sir, that can't be it, you see...>There are no gamer calluses on your wrist.>I mean, my nephew, sir, he's a bit of a PC gamer himself, and uhh... just the other day he told me that he's got these calluses on his wrist, from gaming on his PC so much, and uhh, the thing is, sir, console gamers, they don't have these calluses.>No sir, you see, PC gamers, they play games like this: wrists facing down, resting on a desk.>Console gamers, on the other hand, they play games like this: wrists facing in, holding up a controller.
>>733774739I meant it literally sir. I was playing games on PS5. I put it on the floor, stood on it, and played games using my PC.
