About to play thisWhat am I in for?
>>733774764Hag sex with jodi mainly.
>>733774764a comfy farm sim with charming town, characters, and events. Marry Emily btw.
>>733774764Most people get into it but I'd rather just play rune factory 4.
Parsnips and fishing
>>733774764>What am I in for?Probably a good 100-200 hours, then blue balls when you realise you can't marry any of the best characters like Caroline.
An annoying beginning where you can't do more than 2 things without passing out. Once you eat some cunny fruit, things pick up.
>>733774764>hypergamy>infidelity>LGBT propaganda >murdering children>cuckoldryAnd that's just the beginning.
>>733774868i struggle with the crafting/upgrade system in rf4
>>733775394It's essentially just an in universe reset button so you can see other marriage / children content without having start an entire new game and grind through almost a full year of courting to try another.I wish other games like RF4 or Coral Island had stuff like this.
>>733775602The newest rune factory has a better system where you completely change timelines and can change back with no progress loss.
>>733775761>>733775602The best option would just be to allow for harem routes and harem endings in games with romance.
>>733775394>hypergamyNon existant>propaganda???>murdering childrenThey're not being killed, theyre being turned into doves. They're still alive>kekolderyOnly when (You) play
>>733774764Stress
>>733774764People call it one of the essential "cozy games" but since it's on a timer I get anxious trying to get home before my character passes out.There's not even much of a punishment if that happens but everything being on a timer ads a level of anxiety that doesn't make it "cozy" at all to me. I legit feel more comfy playing Dark Souls since there's zero timer.
>>733774764game will be updated soon wait
>>733778450its updooted every month dude and concernedape is young, are you gonna wait for 80 years for him to die for updoots to stop?
>>733775394the shrine very clearly states its a bad thing. also Pierre deserves it
>>733775394qrd on the cuckoldry
>>733778439thisfuck sdv it's not a relaxing game at all
>>733774764You'll become intimately familiar with the idea that there's no such thing as a "zero-time" task. Every step you take takes time which will eventually add up.
>>733774764Phenomenal Sneedville Simulator
>>733780236finish your fucking mod
>>733774764Busywork r*dditslop with little point or stakes for women and zoomeritos with the testosterone levels of women
>>733775801Harems are degenerate faggotry and you should skill yourself.
>>733779630Probably the town Blacksmith, Clint who is pretty obviously in love with the part-time bartender Emily, who is one of the potential love interest. Pursuing her essentially is 'cucking' him as you can have children, and bring your whole family to the town events which he always attends. There's also numerous mods which make romance routes of currently married / romantically involved individuals like Marnie, Caroline, and Robin.
>>733779630Heavily implied that Caroline was cheating on Pierre with the Wizard and Abigail is Wizard's daughter. There is also the deal with one of Penny's events where Jas says that she saw her climbing trees with Sam few nights before and Penny panics (because of how it looks like), dev himself said that they didn't do anything but just climbing trees. Or just purityfags being salty about Leah having an ex, fuck knows, niggas blow shit out of proportion all the time.
my friends have tried to get me into this thing like 3 times and it's the most boring pointless game ever. if you enjoy busywork, pixel graphics and substancelss "comfy vibes" it's for you
26 hours...
Just play rf4 instead honestly
>>733778439>>733780018It's a relaxing game if you're a relaxed person and a stressful game if you're an anxious person. There is a daily timer but that's it; there is no time penalty for anything else. You could farm for a couple hours a day and sleep for the rest and wait until your 20th year to go into town and it wouldn't affect a single thing.Any game can be made stressful if you go into it trying to aggressively min/max every second of playtime.
>>733775394>the "politics are my entire personality and i have to make literally everything political" chud worldviewgetting some real fatigue with this shit
Its hard not to marry Penny, because that live she lives with an alcoholic mother is just awful. But Haleys character arc is probably the best when it comes to development of the character itself.
>>733781058Her mom gets better once you repair the bus station, and you can even bolster their living situation by BUYING HER A FUCKING HOME HOLY SHIT
>>733774764Good gameplay, shit world, shit characters.
>getting the animal products bundle
>>733781128Im not buying a girl Im not fucking a home. Thats just stupid.
>>733775394>>733780935>Stardew Valley>LGBT PropagandaUnless there's some new update I'm not aware of, Stardew Valley is one of the few games where there's no gay marriage.It doesn't even seem like a political statement either. It seems the dev was just like "marriage is between a man and a women" because that's how he was raised and he didn't bother to think different. Like there is no hatred of gays, he just thinks marriage is between a man and a women as simple as that.
>>733781214If it's not a trivial expense to you then you're a shit farmer.
>>733780353What part of it isn't finished?
>>733781430It starts glitching when you hit marriage
>>733781906What, no it doesn't. You using a polygamy mod?
>>733780453I don't give a shit about degeneracy
I'm 100 hours in and hate how the game turns into capitalism simulator once you reach qi's walnut room. There's nothing left to do except farm ancient fruit and turn it into wine until you get enough money to reach perfection.
>>733782304Isn't that most late game farm sims?
>>733774764I turned it off before I even finished clearing rocks from the field. Try Dave the Diver instead.
>>733782418This is the only one I've ever played so I wouldn't know, guess it just isn't for me.
>>733781293And people wonder why this game has a reputation for cuckoldry
>>733782304Ancient fruit wine is probably too goodFirst playthrough I happened to guess there’d be a way to get more seeds saved the first seed I got Second playthrough I considered going livestock but still went winery Also trees taking years to max out when you’re unlikely to have that many before at least year 2 anyway Hell even star fruit is more annoying since you have to invest in your next cropI don’t chase 100% completion (or whatever %) but I’m too autistic to not utilize ancient fruit
>>733782617>being a nice person and spending 5% of your weekly income to help the town in a video game based around helping the town is being a cuckI'd love to hear your logic on this one.
>>733782304>I played this game for 100 hours and I ran out of contentwow how terrible i can't believe the game doesn't have infinite contentand only 100 hours of playtime for a game that costs $15? what a fucking rip off
>>733780453Homosexual post
>>733782304Dehydrators are better and you can speed up the process with fairy dust
>>733780576>Or just purityfags being salty about Leah having an exSpeaking of, I'm suprised I couldn't find a mod on ModdingHaven (still not over it) that changes Leah's ex gender to be a woman instead of copying player'sFucking dykes straight is my fetish, maybe I'll try doing it myself, sounds easy enough since the content is there, probably just changing one line of code
>>733782863I played games for 5 hours years ago that left a bigger impact on me than stardew.
>>733782304if you dont want to go winery go legend 2 fishing ponds, you get double bonuses for artisan and fishing perks turning it into aged roe
>>733783118>le ebin contrarianthank you for sharing your opinionyour experience is unique and valuable
I am farmtarded and cannot become a in year 1 how do I cropmaxx to richness? Or whatever.>>733783106content patcher the line i guess?
>>733783106I didn't know he Ex could change genders. That's kinda neat.
>>733782968I haven’t played since dehydrators were apparently added but looking at the wiki it says wine is 3 times the base value and dried fruit are 7.5 times the base value, but the latter takes 5 fruit so you’re only getting 1.5 per fruit
>>733783424Year one you'll want to fish every day in spring for largemouth bass, max out on strawberry seeds during eggfest turn those into jelliesSummer you'll want to to blueberry max, fish for tunaFall is cranberries Winter dont skimp on crops, the winter seeds you can unlock are good money
>>733783701once you unlock the island you'll have more ancient fruits than you'll ever needmake a mystic tree farm and tap them with heavy tapper for mystic syrup, trade those to the racoon for a ton of fairy dusts
>>733774764higher estrogen levels
>>733782783Joja mart route exists, faggot. The game is about farming. Everything else is extra and what you the player make it. I have never met a farmer that wasnt a selfish asshole.
>>733782074Nope. The portraits just started shitting themselves for me.
>>733784027con't dehydrators are less resources to make than kegs and the 7.5x on wine is only applicable with iridium aging, it requires more resources for casks, and obviously the time factor or multiple fairy dusts for each stage of aging vs. the easier to make dehydrator only needing 1 dust
Hows it on mobile i have some cash saved on playstore and was wondering about getting it or terraria
>>733780648Not happening. The Mayor got her already
>>733784345Portraits are an extremely common mod conflict in stardew. Post a screenshot
>>733785308Everybody had her, even Vincent and your Grandpa
>>733785308>Playing vanillaIn my game both Marnie and Lewis are big titty anime girls in my harem and I'm fine with them scissoring sometimes
>>733781268>Unless there's some new update I'm not aware of, Stardew Valley is one of the few games where there's no gay marriage.Aren't all bachelors/bachelorettes playersexual? Pretty sure the game just doesn't care one bit about that.
>>733786178This is the case, yeah. The only gay couples are those that the player intentionally pursues. Everyone else is completely straight.
>>733785426If this threads still up I'll do it when I get home
It's because of you Fucking Assholes still playing this Fucking game that we will never get Haunted Chocolatier!
>>733780517>Clint asks you to bring Emily an amethyst as a gift on his behalf>She thinks it's from you and not him and falls for you as a resultI got hard
>>733787920Clint deserves it for making me pay iut the ass for ore
>>733780517>emily is my waifu>just realized my current gf is literally emily minus the blue hair
>>733788872so her sister is hotter and better?
>>733788872Sorry to tell you this, but you're not the farmer, you're Clint
Last time I played I think I met a raccoon that wanted me to make dried fish or something. Not sure what update that was.Is it worth coming back again or should I wait for the next big update?
>>7337903291.6 had a ton of new shit, try out the bluegrass farm and desert fest at least
>>733790329Depends when 1.7 launches, hopefully we'll get some info tomorrow
