Use your vidya knowledge to save this man
Bro your tims...
>>733779295Pretty sure if I disassemble him like a factory, I can rebuild him in a 2nd location
nah, fuck that retard.
Why didn't he just pray so his God would let him out?
>>733779295>mine from right side over to below him>fill with water>carefully mine up from below>he plops down safely into the water
>>733779295Just cast Evac/Outside and then Zoom to go home
They should've just broke his legs and pulled him out. Fuck it, amputate them.
>>733779295
>>733779295Press tha button and he go YOOOOOOP back outta tha cave
>>733779295bubble hearthstone
>>733779435
>>733779295What compels a man to do this?
>>733779295Would he have had been fine if he went in arms first?
>>733779490this. Give him some heroin or something and just rip him out of there
>>733779295/unstuck
>>733779295just load the previous save
>>733779295>flood the cave with some kind of combustible gas>ignite it>????>profit
noclip
>>733779625honestly not even that. it would've been a valuable lesson without it
>open console>noclip
>>733779295Why didn't bro just type tcl in his command tab
/tp spawn
2015+ game:>press E to free the man>5 minute cutscene plays>man is savedez
>>733779295I just mine around him? It goes pretty quick in DRG. If it's really tough stone I ping him until the driller stops fucking around making weird tunnels and actually helps. I'll shoot a flare in the area just to make sure it's easy to find.
>>733779295Find a friend and use a warlock summon closet.
>>733779295>Pause>Restart level EZ PZ
loot his shoes>>733779393why bother disassembling him, just rebuild him at a 2nd location
>>733779295>give him an oxygen mask>fill hole with water>wait until ground becomes soft>pull him out
>>733779860>Your autosave reloads you to this exact spot>There are no other saves
>>733779295Is the image on the left a reproduction or something? Why do the rocks look fake?
>>733779490>>733779625iirc he was like way too deep>John was exploring the cave with family and friends when he became separated from the group and decided to enter a narrow passage called the "Birth Canal," a place known for being extremely tight and full of bends. He ended up trapped upside down in a very narrow passage, only about 10 inches wide and 18 inches deep, about 400 feet inside the cave and 100 feet below the surface.>Despite the mobilization of more than 50 rescuers, rescue was impossible due to the lack of space and John's position. After 27 to 28 hours, he died, and because of the risks involved, the cave was permanently sealed, serving as a natural memorial. John's body remains in the cave to this day.
>>733779571The masculine desire to be known as the first to conquer Satan's Asscrack.
>>733779940They tried to pull him out using some winch and pulley system. It failed, and I guess they just didn't want to try again, so they left him in there and he died. I've never really understood why they didn't just break his legs honestly. Even if it does kill him, so does leaving him in the fucking hole.It was a do and possibly die or don't and definitely certainly 100% die moment and they just picked option B I guess.
>>733779913>groundnigga that's solid rock
Put rope over his shoulders. Break his legs as he's pulled up. Long answered, stop spamming this. Don't make threads.
Leave it to me boys. Ya'll wont be nessecary.
>>733779324Sorry bro. The tims stay on.
>>733779946Is there even a single famous cave explorer? (Who isnt just known for dying in a tragic way inside a narrow tunnel named widowmaker's colon)
>crawl into inescapeable crevice where you could easily diewhy the fuck do people do this
>>733780016"just pull him out" while you have no leverage and are working around a 90 degree bend and are on flat on your belly and there's no way to make more room for fear of collapsing the cave in on both of you
Why do people go into caves like this?
>>733779295Just vibrate out
>>733779295inject with whatever medicine makes your blood flow slower, break the fuck out of his legs immediatly instead of waiting 2 days and pull him out
>>733779567Hahahah
>>733780230Same reason why people climb Mount Everest, it’s there,
>>733780016They already knew from how long he had been upside down the shock to his body would 100% kill him.They did the right thing. Personally, I'd rather die passing out really dizzy with blood pooling in my brain than die having my legs snapped painfully activating adrenaline that forces me to endure it all even longer and still die anyway.
>>733780016Humans are naturally inclined to not want to cause harm to one another, plus rescuers don't want to get sued to hell and back because they "didn't try hard enough" to find an alternative which doesn't break a bone or risk killing someone.
>>733779295Spam A and D and slowly wiggle out
>>733779295Drill from directly above him then tie him to the drill and pull him up.
Help is on the way, my nigga.
>>733779295Well at this point he should just load an old save
is this the part where i'm supposed to copy paste an answer from twitter
>>733779295Give him a breathing tube, fill the whole thing with water and hope for the best.
>>733779295!zstuck
>>733779295i pull out my efficiency 5 diamond pickaxe and mine a 2x1 hole down. after getting sidetracked by stripmining for 4.5 hours i give him a golden apple and we tower out of the hole.ez
~tlc
>>733780486You obviously should since you lack the vidya knowledge to solve the problem
>>733779295Lock onto his bio signature and energize.
>>733779295Cover him in oil, then fill the hole with water
>>733780253
>>733780340man climbing mountains at least rewards you with a view, what the fuck do cave divers even get rewarded with, just more rocks?
>>733779435God did get him out
>>733779295Anyone that chooses to do that is a fucking idiot
>>733780683Caves can be gorgeous, but it is more of a crapshoot.
>>733779295just water, he'll float up
>>733780760but he's still there to this day
>>733779295just noclip ffs
>>733779490>tug on his legs until they break>still stuck but with broken legs>lmao we tried, sorry guy, goodbye!
How are you getting out of this?
>>733780857W chat
>>733780981getting out?
>>733779295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MALEk-7cE
>>733779295What a retarded fucking hobby lol
>>733780796Most of the caves these guys go in aren't gorgeous though. They literally do it for the thrill of squeezing through tight spaces.
>>733779295Tie rope to his waistThrow an oxygen hose to himstart pumping copious amounts of warm lubricant all over to loosen him and hope he doesn't die before the deed is done
>>733780870I'm sorry to tell you this, but... he died
>>733779295All the faggots crawling and diving into tiny caves are retarded and deserve to die.
>>733780179Now that you mention it i only know of the ones who died stupid, avoidable deaths
>>733781140what :o
>>733779295Tell him there's an even narrower tunnel over there.
send him a team of russians. they will dig down to elo hell in no time. from there we can just create a subnautica craft and ride the lava up and out of a volcano
>>733779571It's FAVSTIANYou're brown
>>733780102Get the fuck outta here Dobson.
>>733779295Why didn't they just use lube and slide him up?
It's simple, really.
>It's FAVSTIAN>You're brown
The fact he died in only one day, there was no way to save him.
>>733779295Just a mental illness
>>733781398based
>>733780340People should stop climbing Everest, its just a rich people pasttime and all they succeed in doing is covering the mountain in bags of shit and corpses.
>>733781398Did they ever make a non-flash version? Or do i need to stick with steamworld dig
>>733779295Teleother, duh?
>>733780857kek
>>733781536And people keep doing it, too.
>>733780981I don't think his sperm would be big enough to fertilize her eggs
>>733779295Don't worry! I'll save you!
>>733779295reload old save
>>733779778>noclip him>he falls to the earth's core>reclip himBE THE JOKER
>all these retards saying to just break his legsi knew /v/ was brown and retarded but holy shit, lol lmao.
>>733779295Scunt shouldn't be picking my dirt.
Fus Ro Dah him and see if he ragdolls out of it.
>>733781870>>733782020now kiss
>>733779295>~>"tcl">enterthat easy
Reminder this nigga died from a heart attack, not even being stuck in the cave. KWAB.See if that had been me I'd have clutched up lowkey, and I'd have just pushed myself back up it's a cave nigga haha just use your hands.
>>733780857gamers win again
>>733782217>this nigga died from a heart attack, not even being stuck in the cave.those two things are related nigga. he got into cardiac arrest due to that position
>>733781737
>>733781713she can't shrink with a potion, that anon is a lorelet coomer
just do a 360 and moonwalk out
>>733779295No, I refuse to save him. His stupidity will serve as a lesson >Gained 10 darkside points
Just spawn a bunch of NPCs around the entrance of the cave and the game will overload and despawn him then just delete the NPCs and he’ll respawn at the entrance.
>>733779435Love how atheists will just randomly start seething on their own unprompted like this
>>733780857Here have the ingame one
/tp home
The real question is what was down there. He thought he was entering a much bigger cave, but what if he was right? What if there’s an entire unexplored cave segment just past where his body is lying now?
>>733779295Dig the area around him like a true dwarf, rock & Stone!
>>733783082The entire thing is mapped baka 4chan frog poster. There is nothing. He took the wrong turn in a cave with names like the aorta canal.
>>733780857Hahaha I can hear the voice
I can't imagine what mental defect these people have, I get the same feeling looking at this as I do those videos of guys smashing their balls with a hammer
>>733783239Jackass fans.
>>733779435He prayed to Mormon Jesus unfortunately so his calls went unanswered.
>>733779940>the cave was permanently sealed, serving as a natural memorial. One fag has to ruin it for everyone...
>>733783040bro he was having a bad enough day as it is, that was totally uncalled for
>>733779913you'd be waiting 30 years
>>733779295This image makes me intensely uncomfortable.
>>733779295How do you even get irreversibly stuck like this? Legitimately why couldn't he go backwards in the exact way he got in, just reversing his movements?
>>733779295What about this one?
>>733783307>One fagOne person got stuck a month in average IIRC. He just happened to be the only one they couldn't save.
>>733779295~tclDone.
>>733783508gravity
ez gg no re
>>733783625But then you could get pulled upwards to reverse that, no?
>>733783540What is this one?
>>733779571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHyLU3zpgr0
>>733783508Gravity is working against you.>>733783540qrd?
>>733783691with the coordination of bending your legs properly without sight. he was probably fatigued as is
He should have saved before entering the cavefucking idiot, enjoy your softlocked run
>>733783508I don't think you understand how clasutrophobically thin the tunnels really are. You might be able to do a movement in one way but not the other as you can't reposition your arms.
>>733783540What the fuck is this?
>>733779295Maybe use one of those heavy digger bombs from Scorched Earth.
>>733779295>paralyze>when he starts to ragdoll like grazy throw a grenade down there>hope the blast pushes him out, if not, repeatEz
>>733779295what did he think he was going to find?
This has to be among the dumbest recreational activities
>>733783786what kind of colossal retard do you have to be to go in places like this, I feel like every bone in my body and all my primal instincts would be telling me "this is a terrible idea"
>>733783540did he get stuck in the rectum of his gay lover?
>>733783910The light
>>733783743>qrd?Dad got stuck in an indoor "cave" designed for kids while trying to turn around; then dies. Carl O’Keeffe incident.
>>733784008It was supposedly pretty easy cave for spelunking, popular among scouts and other inexperienced explorers.
why does nobody ever talk about how this cave is called the Nutty Putty Cave? imagine dying to a cave that sounds like the thing Teletubbies eat
>>733784008For some people this sgit is the only thing that makes the happy brain juices flow.
>>733779295Don't be white
>>733780857>>733783040bwahaha
>>733779571To escape nagging bitches.
>>733784043The boys thread is at /tv/ bro.
>>733783082He found the way to the inner earth (agartha) and the cia staged his death as a coverup
>>733784168>I'm sorry ma'am, but your husband and father of four preschool children has tragically perished in the kookoo klown booboo cavern
>>733783540This is much worse because you would have a false sense of confidence that a man made cave system for children wouldn't have a fucking death trap dead end
>>733783082he probably found something so they took him out and left his remains there to scare away future truth seekers
>>733784326
>>733783910joseph smith's golden plates and seer stones
>>733779295You merely have to make your Katamari big enough so it can roll up the entire cave. Easy.
>should we take him out by doing literally the reverse movements that got him there in the first place which would immediately and safely remove him?>nah the only options are break his legs or let him die because we can't be bothered to put in effort>lets let him die then because breaking his legs is grounds for him suing us if he livesThis entire thing is a fascinating study of human society and how much we value human lives, second only to the CEO that flushed live people to death in his oil pipes and got away with it.
why go in caves when you can climb instead
>>733784008the same kind of retards who do freeclimbing, stand on the edge of their death and suddenly have a moment of sanity where they go "wait a minute what the actual fuck am I doing here" only to return to their "lol i don't give a fuck i gotta climb this" thought process. These fuckers don't deserve medical assistance.
>>733784262>I'm sorry ma'am, but your husband and father of four preschool children has tragically perished after mistaking Ed's Push for Bob's push, also known as the Birth Canal on the way to the Vein alley inside the kookoo poopy booboo cavernFT4U
>>733779435Why didn't he just write a scientific formula to calculate the perfect angle for his escape?
>>733779435accidentally prayed to the wrong one, better luck next time!
>>733784562I know. At least climbing a peak will often give you an amazing view that makes it worthwhile. There is nothing in a cave besides rocks, dirt and darkness. What the fuck is the point?
>>733784531>literally the reverse movementsYeah just break his spine instead of his legs that will be better.Fuck off mate, they literally did their best.>>733783786There is no reverse movements out of this.
>>733779295Why didn't they just lube him up?
>>733779435really got the shitskins riled up with this one
>>733784818That would be gay.
>>733779567Unironically, why no one did this to save the guy?
>>733779295They had no chance irl, if the medical teams/equipment were already on site then maybe he'd have chance. My take is they should have knocked him out, broken his legs and then pulled him out.
>>733779295I would use a laser drill to cut the rock, freeing him
>>733784868>>733784890Apparently, the equipment to free him wouldnt have came in time.
nuke the mountain. a nuke should be able to arrive in under 20 hours, and america has more than enough.
>>733779295After all this time his wife has finally found peace within herself and settled down.
>>733779295How diying like this feels like?
how about this one?
>>733779295> Red Dead Redemption> Lasso the left leg> Lasso the right leg> Tie both to my steed> Ride into the sunset
>>733785491Wasn't that "disposal" of an already dead body?
>>733785638then the mystery was how did they put him in that position
I mean, you gotta get rid of the legs and by then the blood loss will kill him but that's the hurdle you've gotta get through.I guess you load him up with painkillers and numbing agents and juat start breaking and breaking hoping his body can withstand the shock? Once the legs are out of the way the rest is easy to save.
>>733785638probably some japanese guy trying to enact his weird fetishes
>>733784646is this map vertical or horizontal? how do you even backtrack if it's vertical?
>>733785491>english teacher from great teacher onizuka
>>733779819OP said save not C4
>>733785976It's horizontal. There's a compass in the top right corner.
>>733785976I'm pretty sure it's horizontal without vertical clues.
>>733779435>seething christcucks will call this seething out of projection
>>733785918Also, as nightmarish as it sounds, I also wonder if loading him up with said painkiller/numbing agents then attaching a rope to his feet and then having some sort of machine to pull with great force from the outside might get him. That initial pull is gonna break his legs to dust, but then the other cover can guide the rest of the pull and mitigate damage.
>>733781536
>>733785491Some random dude who never showed any fetish, found dead no one can explain how he got in there.
>>733780340>Same reason why people climb Mount Everest, it’s there.An elephant's arsehole is there. Doesn't mean people have to climb up it.
>>733786741yet that's someone's actual job
>>733781618Mining Mechs and Super Mining Mechs are basically carbon copies.
>>733786669>paying 15k dollars entrance fee + travel to nowhere, asia + equipment + stay + tip to walk along dead bodies the poor nepalese govt can't extract and be rewarded with a view I can see from Google Maps for free and a 30% chance of ending as one of such dead bodies myself.It's only ever so slighty better than dying in nutty putty.
>>733781536what's the value of keeping everest corpse-free if no one ever goes up there?
>>733779435>In this moment, I am euphoric
>>733779435Why in the world would god get in the way of that guy taking an original path to him
>>733786973So true, any money spent is money wasted when you can just sit in your home pirating all your entertainment
>>733779295Reset the console and try again
One of the most retarded and deserved mass deaths was when a trio came up to a tunnel filled with water. First dude didn't realize just how long it was, panicked and lost his ability to hold air in, drowned. Next guy went in after timing it for X seconds thinking the first guy was through, went in, uh oh first guy is cock blocking the tunnel. Second dude panics because corpse and exit blocked, dies.Third guy repeats the motion for a tunnel triple kill.
Portal gun
>>733787363when lost, do like the romans do
What does AI suggest? Let's get some Indians to test out the results.
>>733787164I thought people who committed suicide went straight to hell.
>>733781536>solo climbing BANNED>MANDATORY sherpas to handhold (You) along the way>thousands of dollars in cheat gear>helicoptor rescue always waitingYou didn't climb the mountain
>>733787363The amount of times I watched a retelling of underwater cave diving that had a nearly exactly this scenario of>first retard dies>everyone else in the group follows, realizes the first retard is dead, then dies too because they panicked or the first body is blocking the exit and they don't have enough air to go backis astounding. Every other video with a group diving incident is this exact formula
>>733785491From what I heard, this one was somebody critical of a local leader who was basically running unopposed and said local leader's buddies got him drunk and calmly explained to him why he was running unopposed.
>>733779435There is no god lol are you 12?
>>733780016>>733780241>>733780356>>733780412give him a bunch of painkillers to soften the shock and get to pulling, it's better to bet on a 1% chance than just give up when failure means death
>>733787909by this logic, you didn't climb the mountain unless you trekked from sea level to the peak naked
>>733779295cut off his feet so he drowns in his own blood and respawns
>>733781536>its just a rich people pasttimeSo they shouldn't stop doing it at all.Why would you wish well upon rich people? Unless you're rich yourself, they're the ones making your life shit.
>>733787363if you try to get out too fast, you also die. the game is rigged
>>733788128To be fair, nobody knows if that is what happened. Since you k now, the ones that died kinda died before telling their story. Could be anything, from shitty oxygen mix causing people to faint and die, to undefilling their tanks, or just getting disoriented and lost. The thing that baffles me is people dying in those shitty caves that have already been explored and known to be nothing but mud. Like death lake murdercave, >0 visibility, nothing but dead plant matter>HEY LETS GO FUCKING DIVE IT!Fucking morons.
>>733779295>sv_cheats 1>noclipsimple as
why are you guys so angry about retards dying? if anything you should be glad there's less of them
>>733788934>Could be anything, from shitty oxygen mix causing people to faint and die, to undefilling their tanks, or just getting disoriented and lostI agree, though some of them have bodycams that at least allow people to guess. What I meant is that there has to be some way to communicate underwater, so if you send someone ahead to scout the route and you don't get a signal from him on the other side telling you it's okay, maybe you shouldn't blindly follow him so you can drown too
>>733780857Kino
>>733779571Nigger fatigue
>>733788721again, "get to pulling", like nigga what pullinggo crawl under your bed and try and fucking pull anything heavier than an empty box, now think about doing that in even thinner space, and around a fucking 90 degree cornerits not like unclogging a toilet, they literally could not find a way to pull him, that's why he got stuck
>>733781737why are whites like this
>>733780857Perfection.jpg
>>733787363I thought you were talking about the diving bell accident at first, but now it's too vague for me to connect any dots.
>>733789450break his legs that's what the painkillers are forthen just drag his ass out
>>733783689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDt935_r0s
>>733789747you arent understanding, or are just retardedHOW are you dragging him out? you CANNOT just muscle him out, EVEN IF HE WAS A FUCKING LIQUID
>>733781536Are you perhaps…brown?
>>733783685heh
>>733789747painkillers are for minor aches, they won't stop the pain from your legs breaking. you need morphine.
>>733779295>~>"kill">enter
>>733783709>>733783806one of those tiktok videos where people make up fake stories
>>733779435>James Randi fanboy out of fucking nowhereMental illness.
I'd simply ask my wife's boyfriend for help
>>733779295never skip the grind at melmond
>>733789829the same way he got in there, if he was able to get in he can get out idgaf
>>733779295Just drill under him.
Watch me SWOOCE right out.
What about this one?
>>733779295humans are like rabbitsthey jump towards death when all seems hopeless
>>733780857i can almost hear the squeaking sound effect
>>733780857lmao
>>733790532Obviously. Suicide would be unheard of otherwise
>>733790506Executions for every cunt who called off the rescue. Slow and arduous. I am sick to death of rich fucks getting away with everything vile.
>>733784841>really got the shitskins riled up with this one
>>733781140Yes... and he's still there...
>>733790747why do sharteens pretend to be religous when they only spread malice
>>733790506Wouldn't this result in being arrested for murder? They willingly left these guys to die because they didn't want to cut open the pipes. Wouldn't it be easy to charge whoever it was that made the choice to do so?
>>733790506Man, after going through that shit I think I would do everything in my power to hunt down and kill the corporate faggots who ordered my friends to die in agony because LINE MUST KEEP GOING UP.
>>733790506This one is actually nightmare fuel. This and that guy who was stuck in an air pocket on a ship at the bottom of the ocean for several days, but at least he got rescued
>>733790717>Executions for every cunt who called off the rescueThey'll just get replaced, and the system that made them take such a decision in the first place will encourage it to happen again.
>>733779295>use Protean and turn into a rat>drain and embrace em>leave
>>733791058>In September 2024, charges were filed against the managers of Paria, and Land and Marine Contracting Services Ltd., a company contracted by Paria to repair the pipelinenothing as of yet.
>>733779567kek
I just finished Cairn the other day, and now i kinda get the mindset of climbers. Once it gets its hooks in you, you cant stop thinking about climbing - i'm fucking dreaming about that game now
>>733790506>Sorry bro that rescue is kind of expensive
>>733791081oh well better do nothing then and just continue to let evil fester and get away with it because there's more evil out there in the ether somewhere
>>733790939>shartyThey're not as omnipresent as you thinkThey do make funny memes tho
>>733791180>treating the sympton and not the cause will just have it happen again>wow so we can't do anything then!Unfortunate that that's what you got out of it, but not entirely unrealistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tyk1DUqlvIHere is a virtual tour of the cave, narrated by one of the rescuers.
>>733783806>>733783743>>733783709https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=565Fi4rzR9M
Just get the dig dug guy to free him. Easy
>>733784858Not enough time, he died from blood pooling in the head
>>733791081>>733790717you are just gullible to believe some facebook animation?How do you think they retrieved the bodies? They probably lacked the equipment or volunteers to
>>733779295>accept summon bro
>>733791627It takes two seconds.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Paria_diving_disaster
>>733779435God uh works in uh mysterious ways. He has a uh plan. And that was his plan for this man...
>>733779435If he prayed to the real Jesus, he would have.
>>733779435got em
>>733791436Weird seeing a video about a dude who died at my local hospital.
>piss in the hole until he's submergedThe swimming hitbox might be smaller and usually ignores legs and torso
>>733784043Rectum? It nearly killed him.
>>733779435because God doesn't exist
>>733779435Based God and Jesus living rent free in retarded athiests heads
>>733791658>CLICK>SOMEONE FUCKING CLICK
>>733779913I cant think of a worse hell than being forced to raise a retard child
>>733780857>>733783040What a glorious world.
>>733781737Do they really?
>>733781737I need a girlfriend with a fat ass
>>733779435>Why didn't he just pray so his God would let him out?I'm an atheist, but I'm pretty sure there aren't gods that would help him in this situation.
>>733780857
>>733790506Why were they in the pipe?
>>733784008Genuinely I don't get it. Mountain climbing at least gives you a unique view of the world. This is just looking at moldy rocks and more moldy rocks.
Basic black holes don't do damage, you're welcome putty man
>>733784676He OBVIOUSLY was too retarded for that, checkmate christcuck
>>733789829>>733789450>>733780241Anon he just wanna break someone's leg. Just let him
>>733779435God predestined him to be there in the first place, as a joke. If he let him out, it would ruin pt 2 of the joke where he gets cucked by his best friend post mortem.
>>733791848He needed someone to fill that weird hole in the cabe
>>733779435It was the wrong God.Would have worked if he had prayed to mine.
>>733791627>defending rich people who would earn less money if they rescued a few peopleDie.
>>733779295>Use your vidya knowledge to save this manHonestly, just put him to sleep and do a controlled bone break in his legs and take him out, that's literally the only thing realistically stopping them from taking him out.Although as per the left photo, it looks like there's a completely vertical path to take him out, so the recreation might not be accurate.But let's be real here, nigga wanted to go on them caves so he should die on them caves as he wished, why do we have to waste tens of thousands of dollars trying to take him out.Or do we just have to waste money on every fucktard who enjoys risking their own life?
>>733779435Theists in shambles
>>733779490iirc the guy who managed to get behind him barely had the space to move.Good luck breaking bones when there is barely enough space to move your arms.
>>733791658explaining to people what you need them to do might be harder than just getting in that cave and pulling him out by the ankles
>>733780857you have a beautiful mind, anon
>>733779435He committed the sin of Pride.No "God" would save him.
>>733791719so he didn't get away with it. I don't see the problem?
>>733780230reverse birthing fetish
>>733792703I have one who "only" has hyper-activity and a language limitation, and it's already fucking depressing hell - even knowing that the first one will go away once he is old enough to take Ritalin, and the second one will vanish overtime too, but fuck it's hard to endure him.Doesn't help that his little sister is normal(ish?) and seeing how much better she is just make it worse.
>>733793108"BUT THERE MIGHT BE MOLDY ROCK NOBODY HAS SEEN BEFORE!"
>>733781536On the other hand, it kills rich people. They have few natural predators as it is (mountains, caves, italians) and if you take any away then their population will spiral out fof control.
>>733781618Download legacy Flash Player (v32) and grab the cracked Motherload Goldium swf off swfchan.I don't like to spoonfeed, but Motherload is awesome.I'd have posted sooner but Hiro is a nigger that's throttling posts.
Why do people even bother crawling into cramp shit coloured caves where there's nothing to see? At least go find one with stalactites nd shit
>>733793923A lot of the time you have to go through those cramped caves to find places like you pic
>>733793686>I killed a family but I paid half my monthly wage, can't you see that I'm the true victim in all of this?!Kill yourself in front of your entire family
>>733793923>just go into caves that have running water(=flooding risk)Also >>733793998
>>733793923Do you see that flat bed of water? The majority of that water has come from the surface, through eroded channels like nutty putty man climbed through. It doesn't flatten out until it reaches a point where it can stop flowing downwards, which means you usually have to crawl greedily and crawl deep to find shit like this.
>>733790506https://youtu.be/K5ThZIXGVRk?si=Xa2IamQApEcJybEw
>>733779295Let him die. He's res at the spirit healer
>>733793686>charges were filed almost two years ago and nothing happened sincemaybe you need some reading comprehension as well you dense motherfucker
The narrow shit terrifies me but there IS something kinda alluring about doing something like this https://youtu.be/uS9jPbVUY2I?si=T2sqi-8nqsvNzV3Y&t=565
>>733779295SANDSHREW, USE DIG! GET HIM OUTTA THERE!
>>733787775>hellJudeo-christian nonsense conjured by the utterly deranged.
>>733793439Same as it ever was
>>733794619The concept of hell is one of the most universal human beliefs across the globe and predates both Judaism and Christianity.
>>733779435too deep, the holy wi-fi couldn't reach him
>>733779295if you don't climb out of that hole your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>733780857Incredible
>>733793998>>733794148>>733794316Man i've fucking been in caves like pic where you can just walk/canoe into them.
What if the dude set off a dynamite in there first before going in? Would that make the hole bigger?
>>733779435I mean if you want a real answer- God doesnt work that way. If you use your free will to be a dumbass God grants you that freedom. You cant pray to God and just be like >uhh hey I actually regretted that, can I load a quicksave?But as usual internet retards would rather seethe that people who disagree with them exist
OK, guys we need to approach this from every angle we can to save this dumb fuck. Minecraft Steve, you tunnel in from the side. Dig Dug, the other side, anyone with ground Pokemon, dig in from the bottom.
>>733780857Topkek
just dig down
>>733785491>no physical way to get inside>was looking into political curroption >body was burised and beaten with broken bonesMust be the wind.
>>733794754Sure rabbi, doesnt contradict the latter half
>>733789450Tbey actually did try to pull him out and had him half way there, with a setup of pulleys. After he was halfway out they were overconfident and thought he was fine and ordered pizza. Literally. Then the pulley collapsed and he fell back in. Oops.
>>733785223Like bags of wet sand.
>>733779295I called for help
>>733780478DIG DUG NO
>>733795509GOD DAMN IT
>>733795384This.Rescue was possible and was pursued, but the attempt was bungled due purely to negligence. After the failed attempt, the debris made it more difficult to attempt again and they weren't able to set up a second rescue before he died.While the guy was stupid for getting himself into that mess, people get stuck in caves like this all the time. Fatalities are rare, even in situations like his. This was purely a case of gross incompetence.The media coverage following the tragedy whitewashed the rescue attempt (for which park authorities were liable) by shifting the blame onto the victim. And since the victim was dead, obviously he couldn't advocate for himself. All the tiktok memes are built on the lie that this guy deserved to die because some incompetent government employees didn't want to get sued.
>>733779435Pissed off the 20 something religious larpers with that one
>>733795509Kek.I feel a bit bad for this guy. He dies in a terrible way in an embarrassing place, and now hes became the face of a meme, the movie about him supposedly mentions his wife happily remarrying and moving on so people view him as a cuck, and people still make jokes about his death. What a rotten way to die.
>>733795384>>733795770>try to rescue a guy>its going pretty well actually he'll be out safe and sound in no time>but we're human, so the slow and insidious killer struck>no biggie, we can start it again no problem>except because we aren't perfect unflinching machines, getting him alive out now will just have him ruin all our lives with the full power of the state behind him>the best option for all involved is to give up, make up a bullshit excuse, and let him die, because saving his life is too risky to the fucking rescuersSociety.
>>733779295just strap his leg with sturdy chain and forcefully pull him out.it'd destroy his limbs, ribs, skull whatever, but at least there's a chance he survives
>>733779295I got the man for the job
>>733795976>his wife happily remarrying and moving onThe worst part is how quickly she did it, iirc only six months later. Imagine being a 6ft2 guy with a happy family and die the most painful way and being remembered as a joke.
>>733779435Why don't you just hate Hitler to solve all your problems?
>>733795352So the Greeks were utterly deranged, too? The Mesopotamians?
>>733793807>italianskek
>>733793094they were in the warp zone and took a wrong exit
>>733794973Why would God make being upside down too long kill us? What's he hiding?
>>733793094just imagine the sound Mario makes when he goes down a pipe
>>733781737>This is going on inside your asscrack and armpits RIGHT NOW
>>733779295Why didn't they try to make room by carving out parts of the cave that had him stuck?
>>733779435Nobody can confirm that divine miracles ever actually happened, and even if they did, we have been living in a boring mundane world for several millennia.Everything you got is a few books of myths and legends, and people LARPing that those things really happened.
>>733784205>Don't be whiteWhen I only saw well-to-do white people on tv documentaries, I thought this is the stuff they did in their free time.
>>733796470What?
only American do retarded shit like this
>>733796069Once again, they were successfully pulling him out with pulleys but decided to take a break thinking he was past the worst of it. The pulleys collapsed and dropped him in a worse position than he was before and actually knocked him out for a while. After that they probably were unable to get him out.
>>733782217How do you know that? If his body was never recovered, who performed the autopsy?
>>733779295This has to be the worst way to go out
>>733793094they failed to escape the corpo prison.
>>733796923If God had wanted us to be upside down he'd have given us feet on our head
>>733786973>paying 15k dollars entrance feeJust don't? It's not like they have armed guards around the entire mountain making sure you have your climbing loicense.
>>733795509AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>733779548amazing argument
>>733781140Source???Yeah didn't think so. Faggot.
>>733783040LEL
>>733797356What makes for a better faith anon? Loving god?Or hating Hitler and believing the feds are always the good guys who saved the world.
>>733780857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HY9kFt3wE
why do only Americans do this
only Americans do this
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>>733779435Based post, I don't know why people get heated that random literature from thousands of years ago isn't actually real or based on fact.The Epic of Gilgamesh is older than the bible but I don't see anyone praying to Gil
>>733779295Literally why the fuck would you risk your life doing thisEven he had made it, all he would have described seeing is more rocks and tight spaces. I’d rather die in a blaze of glory than being known as the guy who died in Nutty Putty cave
>>7337985374chan Christians are a special breed of stupid hypocrites
>>733796923This is the same guy who designed men to have their waste disposal system run through a recreational area.
>>733798040you tagged me for this? fuck off
>>733798802>-oomer>wojaknigger>obvious samefag>desperate for the attention his father never gave hima fate worse than death
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DivKhaqiPmo?feature=share
>>733798906>strawmans like a motherfucker once his hypocrisy is called outAll you retards do is make real Christians look worse by association
Bring the IP counter back, now
>>733779295Impossible for a man, but not a machine.
>>733799112Real christianity died with ww2, there are no real christians left
>>733779778I keep mixing these up
>>733799112you'd have to be a special kind of retard to think anyone here is a christian. but then again, you are a wojaknigger.>s-s-strawmanchrist on a pogostick straight out of a debate me subreddit
Always see those fucking caving disaster videos recommended to me but it makes me wonder, is caving actually that much deadlier then shit like diving or skydiving?
>>733779295unironically, would amputating the leg(s?), searing the blood from spurting out and pulling him out asap to care for the wounds et.c. have worked?alternatively, pump him full of pain meds, then break the legs to dislodge and pull him out?
>>733793702kill yourself
>>733799254>you'd have to be a special kind of retard to think anyone here is a christiannot him but that's exactly what he was saying.
>>733798239Why would hating a christian man be a faith?
>>733799112>DAMN CHRISTIANS! THEY RUINDED CHRISTIANITY!
>>733779295Pour water in and he'll float to the top :)
>>733799449he's not.
>>733780857>...whoops!
>>733784562>>733784719Caving is much safer. Worst that can happen is you get stuck for a while and then just go back out the way you came. With climbing, if you fall, you're fucked.
>>733783040I remember this game
>>733779295Looks like a job for the Power Miners.
>>733791719>commonly known as corporate manslaughter
>>733779435God doesn't save dumbasses
>>733784168>why does nobody ever talk about how this cave is called the Nutty Putty Cave?People do all the time stfu
>>733799362Cave diving, anon
>>733800002Then why did he create them?
>>733800090Uuuuuuh, free will?
>>733800135Why bother giving something free will when you're going to angrily crush it and send it to eternal indescribable damnation? Also it's funny that people don't realize that the only reason god made creation was to have beings to tell him how awesome and amazing he is.
>>733784168That joke gets made almost every time it’s talked about not our fault you just learned about it today.
>>733800090The world would be a far less entertaining place if retarded shitskins didn't come to random sudanese berrypicking forums to showcase their massive intelligence by mindlessly repeating such classics as "If God real why evil in world" and "If God real why me so retarded" for all eternity.
>>733779295>crawling in tight caves>there's also underwater onesWhat the fuck is going through the heads of these people?
>>733792703Couldn't one just take him to canada and give him the MAiD treatment?
>>733799362>sky diving>you just pull a string and your parachute does all the work, as long as you don't land on a live power wire or something you'll be fine>diving (sea diving?)>you just put on a suit and descend/ascend at a set pace, everything about water pressure is understood and you are in the open water fully accesible to anyoneThese are fine, not even dangerous unless you're a true genuine moron and you can see some nice sights.>CAVE diving>Completely isolated from everything, no phone signal, no indication of where you are>So closed in you can't move, you can only go one direction and you literally cannot save yourself if you take a wrong turn or something goes wrong>you can't see anything, theres no light, little if any oxygen, absolutely nothing you can do but sit there and scream for a bit and hope someone finds you (if its even possible for them to do anything but watch you slowly die)Cave diving is the worst in every way, even if you're paranoid about sky diving you die instantly if it goes wrong.
>>733800367What makes your god so special compared to the thousands of others?
>>733779295He doesn't deserve to be saved, let him be the warning he himself should have heeded.
>>733779435gr8 b8 and it’s extremely funny that this is how the atheist body of logic works. humans will do shit like stick their cock inside a hole too small for it and when they can’t get it out it’s the fault of whoever has the power to release them
>>733780179Jimmy Saville
>>733790506Found it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Paria_diving_disaster> Paria admitted they had no rescue plan, citing that they had 'no legal responsibility to rescue the men'.
>>733794582women would never understand this
>>733779295/unstuckPretty simple desu fampai
>>733800463what about water diving in caves
>game has a satisfactory ending
>>733800445We turn retarded kids into maids here in Canada?
>>733779435Your parents were right to send you to Sunday school.
>>733779435Why did so many people have a meltdown and reply to this nothingburger comment?
>>733800770>citing that they had 'no legal responsibility to rescue the men'.This quote is straight out of some corpo from cyberpunk universe
>>733790506>found 2 oxigen tanks underwater in the darkGuy took the oxigen from the crippled guys for sure
>>733801002>I was fucking men in the meantime before I settled downFix'd
>>733800480It can blow airbubbles in the air when you twirl around.
>>733780016>>733780356> I guess they just didn't want to try againThey only got one shot because he was already largely unconscious and unable to help, but the winch system was hooked on the only thing that it could be, a nipple-shaped protruding rock above the hole.When the winch snapped, it took part of the nipple with it AND mostly knocked him out in a situation where they NEEDED him conscious to get him out, at which point there wasn't really anything to be done. They still gambled on trying to jack hammer him out, legs be damned, but the hole angles didn't really accommodate it well and by the time they were making any serious headway he was already dead.Awful situation for all involved.https://www.brandonkowallis.com/2024/02/the-nutty-putty-cave-rescue-the-death-of-john-jones-one-rescuers-perspective/>>733780412No, they tried, it's just that jackhammering in the equivalent of an air duct is retarded hard>>733788721Bro was stiff and unconscious in a vertical shaft, painkillers were no longer relevant so much as "he has any vitals at all".
>>733779398Sorry not a feettfag
This guy was a retard who did a retarded thing and died like a retard, his fate was completely deserved.
>>733801497Even so, as men we still want to save him.
>>733801153Especially given that the company's negligence is what killed the divers: they were sent to their death by the corpo
>>733794754Afterlife, maybe. Hell, not so much.
>>733779435my grandma is so afraid of elevators she cries and prays when she gets on one. i think shes losing her mind and its making me sad :(
>>733801525I view saving him as a waste of tax payer money, its objectively better he dies and serves as an example of what doing extremely retarded things gets you.
>>733779571Bro it rocks.
>>733781737That's a guy
>>733780857I need to reinstall itArmageddon or World Party?
>>733800291That's the neat part you don't. By giving them free will, they go to eternal damnation all by themselves, you don't need to send them anywhere, just sit back and enjoy the show.
>>733784646>Your father died inside the Birthing Canal section of the Nutting Pussy cave, my boyyou can't make this shit up
>>733783040Holy fucking lol
>>733801931So God is a /v/irgin.
>>733796332>a mere half year and she forgot he even existedWomen are evil whores.
>>733801602this is just a fun thread on how to save him using video game methods, not to fume about your misunderstanding of human morality
>>733798881Criticism recieved, I will now make you personally shit out of your mouth
>>733799379You first.
>>733802431You're worse than Galactic Nova.
>>733779295Just use the terrain manipulator bro
>>733801002Was this guy Hitler in a past life or something?
>>733796923If you stay upside-down long enough you can see the cracks through reality. Some of them speak to you. What they told me that day... I can't repeat.If you heard what they told me, it'd be obvious why would so called 'God' prevent you from going upside down too long.
>>733795976>>733796332>>733802359to be honest, I wouldn't want to be associated with a cavetard either. him and all other cave divers deserve what happens to them.
>>733779435God is a faggot
>>733800928YOU NEEDED TRAINING TO DIVEYOU NEED CAVE TRAINING AND CAVE EQUIPMENT TO CAVE DIVEDIVERS CAN DIE HEREIT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU
>>733784127kek>>733779295Load the game back to when it wasn't bugged.
>>733797629>only American do retarded shit like thisEuropeans and South Africans love base jumping
>>733779435>all those seething replieskek
>>733779295why would you put yourself in this situation. I don't get it. I don't think I WANT to get it.
>>733795509KEK
>>733798537That's because there wasn't a cult going around and forcibly brainwashing people to believe in Gilgamesh
>>733803482same reason men spelunk, sky dive, and go deep cave diving. We're fucking daredevils
Why didn’t they just put a rope around his feet and pull his stupid ass outSure he would have had some broken bones and scrapes but he could have livedIt’s hilarious how lazy the average EMT is
>>733779295before we get started we need to discuss parallel universes
>>733779571any holes a goal
>>733803348Most of the replies seem to be agreeing with the point
>>733784858They were about to but then he said "I'm late for my gacha dailies!" and they left him to die
>>7337808579999999/10
>>733779571return into the mother's womb
>>733783040>>733780857
>>733793616damn, who broke those dogs' noses?
>>733781398>I'm gonna drop down fast to greed fuel heheh>BONK
>>733783040based beyond calculation
>>733802547We do a little trolling , now cut off part of your dick. Do it fgt
>>733783082Well in that case there'd be a cave there.Yeah.
for me its those three guys who got trapped in a submarine for 13 days after pearl harbour
>>733804701At least jews got their homeland in Israel and we stopped Germany from having their own independence from a Rothschild bank. =) Those guys did their duty for their jewish overlords.
>>733790506I hate cooperations. You should take advantage of them whenever you can and feel no remorse whatsoever, they would rather see you die to make a profit than help you
>>733790142underrated
>>733790478oh shit I used to play this for hours on newgrounds, the music was sick
>>733791081stop being antisemitic
>>733805104You can get it on Steam now
>>733804951>I hate cooperations. You should take advantage of them whenever you can and feel no remorse whatsoeverAgreed. I will use all the medkits on myself in L4D, I will use all the healing potions on myself in Vermintide, I will double dip in DRG and I will trip and launch you with my Gunlance shells in Monster Hunter
>>733793998>>733794316I literally visited *several* more impressive than that with my parents when I was a kid.I even remember one having a fucking elevator and wheelchair-compatible ramps everywhere.Move to a first world country.
>>733805521'First-world' countries that defile natural formations that are hundreds of thousands of years old by turning them into tourist destinations.Sounds fucking awful, kill yourself.
>>733805521It's just not the same. Could as well just visit a theme-park at that point.
>>733805837Sour grapes
>>733805837>kill yourselfLike how, crawling into the parts of the cave that aren't nice and comfy and dying there like a bitch?That's *your* kink, cavedivy boy.
If he go stuck horizontally it would be one thing, still a dangerous hobby to have but so are countless other more extreme past times, jumping into a tight hole head first however..., sorry.I cast earthquake
>>733805837>Noooo you can't move that pile of rocks, that's NATURAL FORMATIONHow do you post while living in a forest? And I sure hope you don't use clothes or tear leaves from trees for shelter, that's deforming the natural formation of the forest
He deserved it
>>733801002I mean i'd say fuck him and remarry immediately too if the roles were reversed>Wife is a retard that climbs into a hole to die, leaving me alone to feed 4 small children>This means i have to spend the rest of my life alone while raising 4 of her shitstain spawns because... YOU JUST HAVE TO OK?!
>>733779295Misty StepReduceWild Shape: Rat
>>733780857>>733783040Maybe there's still hope for this board.
>>733799831>He doesn't know about ropes
>>733779295>give him a homeward boneproblem solved
>>733780857I thought about worms too but I had in mind the Blow Torch
>>733806172We're not talking about 'spending the rest of her life' alone. We're talking about spending more than six months mourning his death before replacing him.
>>733807931
>>733808378>Gemini_Generatedbegone
>>733780179>widowmaker's colon
