>I've never killed anyone, but there is one, sort of half-exception. I get a call from General Oliver, and he asks me, "If Caesar wanted to kill President Kimball, who would oversee that operation?" I thought for a minute, and I say, "Vulpes Inculta, the head of the Frumentarii." He then asks, "Where is Vulpes right now?" And I go, "I can look it up for you." I go find the report, and I say, "He's currently camped out at Nipton." He says, "Where exactly in Nipton?" I say, "Probably the town hall." He says, "Thank you." and hangs up. Eight hours later, an NCR Vertibird drops a 500lb bomb on Nipton. Vulpes had already left, so we just killed a guy named Oliver Swanick.
Another classic from the NCR Rangers whistleblower.
"I was in the frontier. I was a brand new NCR Exiles recruit. And there was a deathclaw in this cave nearby who was the scariest deathclaw I've ever seen in my life. Like you wanted to avert your eyes. Like it just left the FEV tank from Mariposa. It was a, you know, a giant mutated lizard with giant fangs, and giant horns coming out of its head. That kind of scary. So, so I observed it through my binoculars, and it was pretty dormant. And then I thought I did something kind of gutsy by NCR Exiles standards, cause I was early into my enlistment, I decided to plan a journey into that cave on a saturday. Now, as a rule, the people in this army were not allowed to hunt on their own. It had to be, like, authorized, you know, or discussed with the brass. So I ran back to the barracks and I was like "I'm going deathclaw hunting", and General Blackthorne was like "Okay, here's what I want you to do. I want you to fuck it." and I said "What?". I said "Have you ever seen it?". And he said "I know, but we're the good guys, and you're gonna have to take one for the team." And I go "Oh my God", I go "Okay, I'll do it."
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