It's impossible to play this as an adult (mentally) without cringing
what are you nervous?
>>733782525You're not Alexander.
You are not mentally an adult, developmental delay is rife on this board.
Reminder
>>733782525What's wrong, newfag? Afraid you might enjoy the game?
>>733782525An intelligent person would laugh as it's good comedy.
real adults (not babies mentally) don't play baby games like god hand, they play real adult ludo like party babyz (for party adultz mentally)
You don't got any balls cabron
>>733782525>"In a world where only the strong survive... Only the strongest of the strong can rule"That's an amazing line actually
>>733782525The plot is intentionally a shitpost mostly just referencing things the writers saw on TV as a kid. Looked at like that, it's incredibly successful.
>>733782525>>733783642Reminder that Mikami made the game to vent about Final Fight Streetwise during his downtime after RE4 and said it performed well because the budget was basically nothing. Haters gonna hate, bitches gonna bitch.
>No, I'm Alexander—he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless.>There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
>>733782525Sounds like you're still younger than 25
Played it as a teen shortly after it came out and still pick it up every once in a while, it's a game that doesn't age especially if you scale up the resolution. Great combat, amazing music, stupid and ridiculous cutscenes. It's a love letter to gamers of every age, I still come back to it as a 36 year old.
>>733782525perhaps, but it's cringekino
>>733782904the only bad games from either side of this image are yakuza, bayonetta and shenmue
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>733783070ThisQuit trying control everything
>>733784019Mikami is so incredibly based, it's a shame he effectively retired.
>>733782525So true. Real adults play real mature games with grimdark realistic stories like The Last of Us and watch serious mature dark TV shows with blood and sex like Game of Thrones.
>>733782810You are a phony and a retard. Being "mentally an adult" is not real. Every old person talks about how they feel the same inside as they did when they were 20. Pseud tryhard faggot.
>>733782904>DMC1>mature
>>733788717Kek
You're not Alexander.
>>733782525tranny game
>>733782525>>733782904Well adjusted adults don't get second hand embarrassment from stuff that's not meant to be taken 100% seriously.You're so afraid of being perceived as a manchild that you overcompensate and end up looking like an insecure faggot who's constantly straining to come off as a stoic with refined and intellectual tastes.You can like silly and corny shit, man. Humor is just as much a part of a developed body of taste as everything else. No one's going to think you're erudite and mysterious for being a joyless dork. And no one's going to hate you for having a sense of humor or some niche interests.
>>733782525kino of the highest orderso sorry you were filteredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jk07I0--vw
>>733790317>>733782525I want you and op to die right now jump in a pit of spikes for being so lame and retarded
snu snu with the big female enemies
>acting like you don't like the ball busterISHYGDDT
>>733788491>amazing musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwAaJsjZnYk>that guitar
>>733782525If you post here you're definitely NOT mentally an adult.
>>733796330I am too!
>>733782525You are not Alexander!
>>733782525sounds like a you problem
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>>733782525I just hate how cheap the enemy AI is, how obtuse the systems/mechanics/controls are, and how redundant all the moves/combos are.I love 2d arcade beatemups, i have a groovymame + CRT setup so i can play them in their original refresh rate in RGB with a nice big stick, i expect a certain level of bullshit from those games. But God Hand came out several decades later and i have higher expectations for a PS2 game. And god-hand fails to match them.It's weird that the same guy made RE4, which is the complete opposite in terms of its design and gameplay.
