>super race of tall, acrobatic and agile supreme elves>literally practices eugenics for thousands of years to make perfect warriors>said to be a warrior race that has lived for 10,000 years>beated back hordes of space demons and evil c'thulu insectoids on their own without help>gets folded and fucked by orcs with swords and no armorwhat the fuck happened to night elves?
inbreeding
Night Elves were a cool new race for WC3.Then WoW happened and its writers started to jerk off violent green barbarians and their undead waifus.And since they are situated on Kalimdor, Night Elves were an easy target for upplaying the Horde.
Tauren rule
>>733783604actual answer: blizzshit writing fun answer: bimbos weak to D
>>733784225>fun answer: bimbos weak to Dactual answer
>>733783805>Then WoW happened and its writers started to jerk off violent green barbarianslol lmao evenYou've never played WC3. All of RoC and TFT campaigns were there to tell us that Thrall and orcs dindu nuffin and not all orcs drink demon jizz.
>>733784225I would nibble her ear
>>733783604I have never played WOW.Is there real rape in the story?
>>733783604I usually hate when video games try to meme that women are strong and powerful (like in any Neil Druckmann game) but I am okay with Night Elf women being strong as fuck because they are literally a different species so human rules don't apply.
>>733783604>Druid sleeping>Orc on red crack>Demon helping them from behindNo shit sherlock.
>>733786375no, beyond having some really hot races and characters blizzard are prudes and have minimal sexual content
>>733786512Night Elf females are on average 7 feet tall. Logically one could probably beat the fuck out of an average human man.
>>733786758Fuck.
>7 foot tall toned supermodels that know how to fight>still ditzy slutshot.
Purple tits
wild that there's no stories about nelves becoming full time breeding sows to replace their numbers after teldrasil
>Malfurion hasn't impregnated this in over 10.000 yearsIs he gay?
>>733788919he was sleeping and had dreams of her while she was having sex with 10 orcs everyday
>>733788919No. NElf Druids sleep all day because while in the Dream they get an endless supply of DEER PUSSY from Dryads.
>>733783604Mindbroken by their sins. If sargeras didn't flush them out they would've eventually developed space fleets like the draenei to reach elune, but they'd still be run by cruel princes and princesses like an evil empire. Lordaeron was nothing compared to zin azshari.
>>733788919he was napping and fucking Dryads in the emerald dream
>>733788919they are drow elves with a twist, hence strong women and weak men
I’ve always loved how Blizz gave their elves giant anime-esque elf ears. Makes them stand out a bit relative to other western fantasy designs I also want to nibble on them
good morning saar posting in the 5 warcraft isn't enough saar? must have a 6th general?
>>733783604shit writing, and the desperate need to balance factions out, especially when they decided it's two and ONLY TWO factions
>>733783604>without helpThey literally got help in their own campaign, child.>>733785536>Jackass never played WC2 that stated how Doomhammer wasn't a possessed savageFaggot hands typed your post.
>>733783604Orcs are the super dindu race with a writer self insert leading them, orcs can never be in the wrong or ever lose, any enemy the orcs face must lose and turn out to be evil or everything the orcs have done must be handwaved with a they were manipulated they dindu nuffin they good boys. For this reason any time orcs interact with anything it always becomes a disgusting mess.
>>733783604WoW happened.They neutered them as fuck.They turned the moon-worshiping, druidism-practicing barbarian elves that out-savage the Orcs in combat into recolored high elves.All the specific cultural elements like the women being the military backbone and hunter cadres while the men being the only spellcasters? Wiped out and blurred for the sake of gameplay.And that's just the peak of the iceberg.WoW was a mistake. Not just in case of Night Elves. It was a mistake for the setting in general.
>>733795454>They literally got help in their own campaign, child.At the very end of said campaign and only because of a certain raven-shifting guy.
>>733783604Sad that they only got to exist for just one entry and then TFT and WoW happened. At least humans and orcs had a good run before shit got neutered, even with the retcons.
>>733791280Nah, they were originally supposed to be meme lion pack predators, with the women hunting/doing warfare and the men leading the pack/being the top dogs in society.Originally, all male night elves were supposed to have telepathy over their own packs of hunting night elves women. WC3 and early burning crusade WoW don't stray far from that idea, though the importance of men are a bit reduced.
According to the new leaks NElves are already being forced to apologise and cooperate with the Horde for daring to speak up after Teldrassil burned.
>>733783604What is this new fetish ritual post?>beated back hordes of space demons and evil c'thulu insectoids on their own without helpThey absolutely (and always) had fucking help what are you talking about?>gets folded and fucked by orcs with swords and no armorThey got pushed back in Ashenvale because it was the entire horde v them by themselvesTeldrassil happened because (again) it was the entire Horde vs Malfurion, 10 wisps and two snetinals and Malfurion almost won. The vast majority of the night elf forces were in the south.Let's not forget they proceeded to rape the horde out of all of Northern Kalimdor back to the gates of org (off-screen) during bfa.Just because the nelf have only done two things in the entirety of WoW doesn't mean they suddenly got bad at fighting.
>>733783604There are infinity greenskins.
>>733798016>it was the entire horde v them by themselvesAh, damn, let's weigh these odds a bit.On one side you have>A splinter faction of remants of an otherworldly invasion force that traveled across the entire ocean to resettle less than 30 years ago>A group that was nearly extinct due to genocide>A tribe so insignificant that every other tribe in their race makes them look pathetic>An army of undead from a genocidal campaign against the largest human kingdom at the time(This ones actually kinda relevant!)>And a splinter faction of other survivors from the genocidal campaign Vs>The largest known empire on Azeroth since the sundering with hyper militaristic traditions that has been around for thousands of years and had fought and somewhat held their own against the nearly invincible armies of the QirajiYeah, seems about equal. The horde? Stronger than the Qiraji! Don't ask questions!
>>733788919
>>733796393It's so utterly insane how WoW has none of the flavor Warcraft races had, all drained to fit it into what amounts to casualized Everquest with a Warcraft label on it.
sex elves.
>>733783604Weakness= cockIs that simple
>>733801175To casualize and to adhere to gameplay and lore segregation.If this were still WarCraft, then if you chose to be a druid then you'd be locked to male NElf and the warrior, ranger and priest classes would've been locked to female NElfs. That's how bad and soulless it is.Even then, the original NElf draft was even cooler than what we got in WCIII initially.Like the NElfs using axes, them having cool strongholds carved into mountains and each NElf carrying a vial since childhood of the Well of Eternity. And even that is just the peak of the iceberg.
>>733803827>Like the NElfs using axes, them having cool strongholds carved into mountains and each NElf carrying a vial since childhood of the Well of Eternity. And even that is just the peak of the iceberg.at this point someone should just steal it and make something good with it. They can keep the purple amazon part though
>>733783604Retroactively refuted by the Banshee Queen (PBUH).
>>733788919He might havehttps://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Whisperwind
>>733783604>female warriorsfound your problem right there
>>733807602They're also 7 feet tall and jackedPlus they're Elves so that makes them superior by default
Bosmer are Nelves but betterThe only discount is jeet levels of female hygiene and men being literal manlets
hypothetically, theoretically how would nelf women react to BWC?it seems to work on belfer women
>>733799517The first instance it was literally just Grom's warsong clan and whatever non orc guys chose to help them do some logging to excuse the tech tree. And they were up against a living god. One sip of the forbidden Gatorade later and the almighty nelves got a victim complex that would never wash out.
Teldrassil was an inside job.>one guy and some wisps held back the entire horde for weeks at darkshore>Alliance armies never showed up during this time despite having ample time, forewarning and mass teleportation>orcish catapults lined up on a beach somehow destroyed a skyscraper sized tree on an island miles offshore, the fire claiming the largely stone city too fast for evacuation efforts>within minutes of delivering news of this the alliance have completed a naval landing in tirisfal, are at the walls of lordaeron laying a coordinated siege, as if they had months of preparation>suddenly the "genocided" night elves, unsupported by the rest of the alliance, are back with enough forces to effortlessly push the horde out of darkshoreHorde were a controlled opposition, alliance used azerite stockpiles to destroy the tree and pinned it on the savages.
>>733812598>Alliance armies never showed up during this time despite having ample time, forewarning and mass teleportationit's honestly so weird considering what is actually done using teleportation another weird thing is how they slowly transported a bunch of soldiers on ships in TWW to Dorn when they could just just using fucking portals and how is it that Teldrassil could not get reinforced or evacuated using portals? portals have destroyed any logic or reasoning in the WoW universe at this point let's be real
>>733786375There is a quest where you go back in time to ensure repeated rape impregnation happens to a characterThen you come back to the present and talk to the dragoness you made sure was raped, and she remembers you
