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What's the coffee of video games?
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I wake to War Thunder. When I get up its all chineese and russians, they seem to be easier to kill than the North American after school crowd.
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>>733789046
red health potion
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>>733789046
>dude i love putting this weird dark fluid that looks like vomit or diarhea down my throat in the morning it also has terrible taste and dehydrates you, gives you yellow teeth, and gives you coffeine crashes during the day bro
nobody says this or does this or thinks this
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>>733789046
G Fuel
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>>733789674
>looks like vomit or diarhea
what
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>>733789487
how do i get got at this game
Ive been playing it for hours but cant make any progress
I get insta killed and whenever i hid anything the shell bounces right of
Evey tank has like 3 or 4 different shells which all look the same and only have minor changes but some of them absolutely demolish the enemy and other do nothign
The other teamates also just run away and solo everything
I thought teamwork was more important in the game and working as a team was how to win but thats not how it works
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>>733789046
Is pornography good for you?
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>>733789046
I drank instant coffee for 2 years, got a small coffee maker this weekend and had my first real cup in years with freshly ground beans man was I missing out
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>>733789674
Coffee is actually good for you, it induces autophagy (cellular cleaning process) faster especially during fasting periods, is full of antioxidants, and has no known negative health effects in reasonable amounts
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>>733789674
how much coffee are you drinking to get crashes? Obviously too much
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>>733789046
Animal Crossing
>morning ritual
>predictable
>helps get my day started
>feel off without it
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>>733789674
Caffeine built western civilization. If you don't drink coffee or tea you ain't white! Unless you're Mormon
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>>733789674
>terrible taste
Drink better coffee.
>dehydrates you
Drink more water.
>gives you yellow teeth
Brush your teeth.
>gives you coffeine crashes during the day
Moderate your intake. All of these are avoidable issues if you're capable of taking care of yourself.
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>>733790919
>it induces autophagy (cellular cleaning process) faster especially during fasting periods

Damn, that's how I know you're a real one, and know you actually know what you are talking about. Good shit, anon.

>t. was on a keto diet for a couple of years
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>>733789674
Coffee is one of the healthiest drinks on the planet especially when compared to the literal poison everyone else drinks. Sure you could only drink water for the rest of your life but what a sad hypochondriatic life that would be
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>don’t talk to me until I’ve had my wakey wakey juice because I’m incapable of going to bed at a decent time teehee
Drug tests for employment should include caffiene so these retards can waste away in the streets.
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>>733789046
Deep Rock Galactic, incredibly overrated
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>>733789674
B A S E D
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>>733789046
Dark Souls / Elden Ring
Whatever From Soft makes
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>>733789674
this nigga is afraid of a little brown bean
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>>733791282
i only drink wine, beer, and vodka. i abstain from water whenever i can
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>>733791510
how fat are you?
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>>733791510
golem get ye gone
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>>733789046
Don't you do the dew?
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>>733791657
>>733791767
>dude its le based to drink water even d&e all water is unboiled and filled with birth control pills, estrogen, and flushed down aborted fetus blood
literally never drink any water that hasnt been properly filtered in alcohol and fermentation.
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>>733791510
based retard medieval peasant maxxing
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>>733789046
>>733789674
>>733790919
>>733791213
I'm a reformed coffee addict who does miss coffee sometimes.

Anyway, coffee is just bean soup. A vanilla soi latte is a 3 bean soup. You're drinking bean water. The reason I stopped is because I hated getting headaches when I didn't drink coffee, but after that I realized you're just boiling beans and drinking the bean water. Kinda gross.

Anyway, what's the bean soup of video games? Probably Call of Duty.
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>>733790803
teamwork does help a lot if you don't have autoloader tanks yet, and will absolutely boost the fuck out of your points.
if you are assisting allies be sure to get a good hit in yourself so you actually get assist points. tracks and barrels are a good target if you aren't sure where to aim.
most of the work for individual performance is understanding where the weak spots, crew positions, and ammo storages are for the enemy tanks and that is something that you just have to study a bit. it isn't very fun nor is it meant to be. that's part of the sim elements.
for shells, knowing the weak spots is honestly usually enough unless you are very mismatched which is somewhat rare. you can always cripple an enemy and get someone else with more pen to kill, or call in artillery and pray it lands on their roof.
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>>733789674
Nigga go to the doctor if your vomit looks like coffee
Like right fucking now
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>>733790803
99% of playing with tanks is knowing the best camp spots in each map. This way you can shoot the enemy to the side and stay hidden/in cover after a shot
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>>733789674

manchlidren soi drink
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>>733789674
>coffeine
This made me smile so I'll ignore the rest of the post.
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>>733794968
coffeebros.................philosopherbros............ what is this..... GEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG
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>>733794968
based autist
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>>733789046
Minesweeper
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>>733794968
emerald post
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>>733789046
game makes you irritable and have to pee?
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>>733789046
Nba 2k.
I don't like coffee.
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>>733791985
>Anyway, coffee is just bean soup. A vanilla soi latte is a 3 bean soup. You're drinking bean water.
I had an existential crisis earlier when it dawned on me that tea is just flavored water.
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>>733796634
every drink is just flavored water



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