I wish real life had a randomizer like Ocarina of Time
It does. You just need to reach the credits, and then go through it all in Luigi mode, then you get that unlocked in the menu.
>>733789238>need to shit>almost bursting>open toilet door>suddenly on a stage during the 1985 Rock in Rio Concert by Queen>Freddy's singing Bohemian Rhapsody>burst out in diarrhea right as he sings "momma, oooooooh"No, you don't want a randomizer.
>spawn into a new universe>fusion doesn't work here>it's just a big ball of hydrogen several million lightyears across>nothing will ever happen besides hydrogen ball
it's linear insofar as your parent's genes determined 90% of your life's outcomes but randomized insofar as the overall chance that (You) were the consciousness that arose in your mind
>reopens the fridge until he sees something goodBased
>>733789742>On stage with Freddy and crew while everyone can see my pussy and assNow say the bad part.
Just carry an 8-ball around with you and use that to make decisions. Boom, life is now a roguelike.
>>733790356>my pussyFreddy would avert his gay eyes
>>733790139based department
>>733789238>slopmizerkys
