who's the target audience for this shit?
small children
>>733789836toddlers and mario hyper fanboys
>>733789836>I only play mature games for mature gamers such as my selfshut up snoyyger
>>733790101Eric wonNintendeen wonMacaco wonMario 64 wonOOT wonGamecube wonIwata wonSonic Crossworlds wonPalworld wonPiratechads wonSony won black friday salesPC wonNintendo lostNintendo Adults lostPokemon lostNin10doland lostNu-Zelda lostMario Blunder lostNintendomemories9529 DOUBLE lostShitch Poo lostFamitsufags lostMario lost and got beheaded
your mother
Little kids, maybe. But we ALL know the people really buying it are gonna' be overweight, middle-aged basedface niggas with diaper fetishes.
>>733790101you’re defending wooden blocks on the internet take a moment to self reflect>>733790261mario if he brahmin
>>733789836What is that? Like wooden figures?I'd unironically prefer to own those than an amiibo. If they released the rest of the spin-off cast like Wario, Waluigi etc I would consider it
>>733790380>you’re defending wooden blocks on the internet>take a moment to self reflectThere's a lot to unpack here. What OTHER things do you have a problem with adults not giving up later in life?
>>733790101>>I only play mature games for mature gamers such as my selfKirbyCHADS...
>>733790261I love that this list gets longer every time it's posted
>>733789836Manchildren in arrested development. In a sane world, they would've approached women and get arrested for making them feel harassed. If the criminal record didn't attract dem bitches then dey'd join the military and die in Ukraine for dey homies.
>>733789836Children and pedophiles
>>733790339>$149.99 for a set of wooden blocksThere’s no fucking way that’s actually true. Right?
>>733789836That block set is $150 so it sure as fuck isn't who they're advertising it at. We all know who it's really for.
>>733789836Kids. Nintendo saw an entire generation of kids skip them and go to Roblox and Fortnite.
>>733791915And they sure as hell aren't getting them back with this. Says a lot that this is their attempt too and not, you know, video games.
>>733792004They aren't trying to get them back, they want a new generation starting with toddlers to imprint Mario while they are still developing
>>733791196Well not for you, considering they're only sold in the physical Nintendo stores for now. That'll be $400.
>>733792115I know. They're not getting them back with this. No normal functioning parent is shelling out $150 for blocks.
>>733792115I figure that's the reason they have Amiibos inside them (aside from just making them worth a damn to adults who buy them for their kids). Once they're too old for wooden blocks they still can make use of them as game implements once they actually start gaming.
>>733790380First soijaks were born because tendies defended being sold a literal cardboard box, they are beyond any self-reflection
>>733789836children who play video games. you know the intended audience.
>>733789836Dad here(hi son)Almost all modern kid shows are pure cancer and bad for the developing brain and most toys are branded in those cancer brands. So even if you shield your kid from the shows, the toys will make them want to see them because recognizing shit makes small children beyond hype.As an old fag, I know mario, I know most mario shit and if my kid would say "hey dad, I want to play Mario" I know that hes going to play something thats good and not filled with fomo and pedo's.So I'm the demographic. But I'm not paying more then 20,- on fucking wooden blocks
>>733789836Nintendo adults
>tfw you're not brown and/or poor
>>733795294Being autistic does not negate the fact that you are also poor and brown. Stop wasting your poor mother's money.
>>733789836literally toddlers>t. got my son the blocks. He's 2.
>>733789836This was free but not the Switch 2 Welcome Tour…
>>733790261well said
>>733795661I've got two boys under 2. Want to get them the block set.But I live in flyover country, why the fuck isn't this on their website? I'm not going to NYC/SF for wood blocks.
>>733790261>Mario lost and got beheadedHow did they get away with this?
>>733789836Nintendo fans
>>733791915holy fuck that's dystopian. Look I know these games are free but it wasn't worth it
>>733790261brownest post on /v/rowns right now
>>733789836Me. It says it right there, "MY" Mario.
>>733790032You said the same thing twice
Nintendo's target audience is children. More news at 11.
>>733798051>dystopianHuh...?
>>733790101My guy lost it because someone dared question the target audience of wooden blocks for little kids
>>733798945It's getting to kids before they can even talk and imprinting them with a brand.Why do you think there are so many 'Disney Adults'?They had a stuffed Mickey/Minnie at birth, the rat's face was even on their diapers.They watched whatever VHS was out of thr Disney vault on their 2nd birthday on loop for a full year, and had Disneyn characters on their shirts, backpacks, and underwear through their entire primary school life.
>>733799136costco unironically does not even have pull-ups without mickey and minnie on them atm kek
