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*SIIIIIIIP*
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FLOOOOOP
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I miss the dudebro era so much
death to faggots kikes and troons
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>>733795668
im just glad I don't have to spend money on video games anymore
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>>733795292
This made me lol really hard
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>>733795668
Hated both
Return to nature
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>>733795775
Imagine spending hours of your only 1 (ONE) life on making this
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>>733796157
I'm convinced dev times are purposely pushed to 5+ years nowadays because people just want job security for that time
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>>733795292
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>>733795292
Bomb of the year
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Naughty Slop was never good
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>>733796807
>uncanny resemblance to Chud
Horseshoe theory is real...
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This just screams "sales lower than expected"
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>>733796157
>>733796542
Just keep your head down and do what ya gotta do to get your fixed amount of shekels. No different than most other jobs.

>"Umm...ya know fellas, I don't think this will sell very well...."
>*fired for being a chud*
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>>733796984
It screams bundled on release with PS6 to me. The game is too Hebrew to fail.
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What exactly is a heretic prophet anyway
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>>733797604
Some who goes "Christianity bad, but Judaism much strong & survival".
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>SIIIIIIIP
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I have zero desire to buy this game and entirely forgot that it existed. How many years has it been since the original announcement?
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>>733795292
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>>733795668
>death to faggots kikes
they were an integral part of the "dudebro era" too. you just weren't jaded yet
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>>733797938
A bit over a year ago now, this was the big final "and one more thing" showstopper announcement at last year's TGA lmao
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>>733798037
>immediately fixes your game
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>>733797515
>If we just lie about sales figures we won!
can't wait for the layoff announcements
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>>733797778
Built for instant loss
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>>733798037
fuck.
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>>733795292
So, what will be their excuse once this thing flops?
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>>733795292
sloooooop
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>>733795292

Crash Bandicoot, Jak & Daxter and Uncharted died for this trash to exist.
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>>733799828
$900 million
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>>733799971
What does that have to do with anything
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>>733800303
It has everything to do with everything.
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>>733799564
I mean you already know, it's so transparently obvious. "Chuds don't like our protagonist" culture wars BS.
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>>733799971
No one wore masks at the BLM protests.
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>>733800303
>What does this have to do with games?
Tranny playing stupid.
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>>733795668
Soon
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>>733795292
>2027 release
That's a long wait for Kneel Cuckman's social media meltdown upon flopping.
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>>733802203
The shitposting here will be absolutely glorious
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>>733802360
Will it be as good as Last of Us 2 shitposting?
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>>733795292
When this ends up flopping, will it actually cause Naughty Dog to shutdown?
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>>733799971
Oh my science
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>>733802685
Probably not. TLOU2's shitstorm was big because it was a complete whiplash to what people were expecting. Now everyone is wise to Cuckmann's hosreshit and KNOWS that this will be a dumpster fire.
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>>733798037
it's supposed to be about family.
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>>733795775
kek
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>>733795749
you can just pirate bro
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He's in!
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>>733803735
they're not worth the time or effort to pirate
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>>733795775
>going to have to wait for over a year before this trainwreck releases
>and it's probably going to be delayed anyway
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>>733795292
I want to have sex with her so bad
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>>733795292
could really go for a smoothie right now
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so is this game just DOA?
>announcement trailer over a year ago
>zero updates since

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLGy63pt9vA



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