*SIIIIIIIP*
FLOOOOOP
I miss the dudebro era so much death to faggots kikes and troons
>>733795668im just glad I don't have to spend money on video games anymore
>>733795292This made me lol really hard
>>733795668Hated bothReturn to nature
>>733795775Imagine spending hours of your only 1 (ONE) life on making this
>>733796157I'm convinced dev times are purposely pushed to 5+ years nowadays because people just want job security for that time
>>733795292
>>733795292Bomb of the year
Naughty Slop was never good
>>733796807>uncanny resemblance to ChudHorseshoe theory is real...
This just screams "sales lower than expected"
>>733796157>>733796542Just keep your head down and do what ya gotta do to get your fixed amount of shekels. No different than most other jobs. >"Umm...ya know fellas, I don't think this will sell very well....">*fired for being a chud*
>>733796984It screams bundled on release with PS6 to me. The game is too Hebrew to fail.
What exactly is a heretic prophet anyway
>>733797604Some who goes "Christianity bad, but Judaism much strong & survival".
>SIIIIIIIP
I have zero desire to buy this game and entirely forgot that it existed. How many years has it been since the original announcement?
>>733795668>death to faggots kikesthey were an integral part of the "dudebro era" too. you just weren't jaded yet
>>733797938A bit over a year ago now, this was the big final "and one more thing" showstopper announcement at last year's TGA lmao
>>733798037>immediately fixes your game
>>733797515>If we just lie about sales figures we won!can't wait for the layoff announcements
>>733797778Built for instant loss
>>733798037fuck.
>>733795292So, what will be their excuse once this thing flops?
>>733795292sloooooop
>>733795292Crash Bandicoot, Jak & Daxter and Uncharted died for this trash to exist.
>>733798037
>>733799828$900 million
>>733799971What does that have to do with anything
>>733800303It has everything to do with everything.
>>733799564I mean you already know, it's so transparently obvious. "Chuds don't like our protagonist" culture wars BS.
>>733799971No one wore masks at the BLM protests.
>>733800303>What does this have to do with games?Tranny playing stupid.
>>733795668Soon
>>733795292>2027 releaseThat's a long wait for Kneel Cuckman's social media meltdown upon flopping.
>>733802203The shitposting here will be absolutely glorious
>>733802360Will it be as good as Last of Us 2 shitposting?
>>733795292When this ends up flopping, will it actually cause Naughty Dog to shutdown?
>>733799971Oh my science
>>733802685Probably not. TLOU2's shitstorm was big because it was a complete whiplash to what people were expecting. Now everyone is wise to Cuckmann's hosreshit and KNOWS that this will be a dumpster fire.
>>733798037it's supposed to be about family.
>>733795775kek
>>733795749you can just pirate bro
He's in!
>>733803735they're not worth the time or effort to pirate
>>733796807
>>733795775>going to have to wait for over a year before this trainwreck releases>and it's probably going to be delayed anyway
>>733795292I want to have sex with her so bad
>>733795292could really go for a smoothie right now
so is this game just DOA? >announcement trailer over a year ago>zero updates sincehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLGy63pt9vA