I am not buying resident evil 9>Heh well i'm goi-I don't care.I'm not buying resident evil 9
>>733818364Oh yeah? Well for every quarter of a person who says they're not buying it I'm buying 6 million copies :^))))
>>733819070>6 million copies271k at best.
what are the major plot points so I don't buy it either?
same, i have leon fatigue
>>733819640My BWC
>>733818364Same>>733819484Grace parts are stealth sectionsLeon parts are action packedRE6 motorcycle returnsReuse bosses from DEmakeHunk gets jobbed by Leon in a 3-min fightWesker clone, gets killed by the final bossNemesis is the final boss lolLeon deages after getting the cureOh and Spencer regretted being evil and was a good guy this whole time :)
>>733819920Based ethanCHAD
>>733819484TL;DR Wesker's long lost brother teams up with Nemesis to activate Spencer's secret virus superweapon he hid under Racoon City, and Leon, currently dying from t-virus, set outs to stop them, beating up both Mr. X and HUNK in melee combat along the way and killing them with his trusty axe. What they didn't know is that Spencer's secret virus superweapon he hid under Racoon City was actually a cure-all ANTI-virus, because Spencer was actually good all along and wanted to save the world. Nemesis betrays and kills Wesker's brother and the final boss is an epic showdown between full power Leon vs ultimate final form Nemesis, who Leon kills with his trusty axe. The world is saved from all viral threats forever, all thanks to Leon.Grace is also there.
>>733819484Raccoon City is almost completely fine. There's a big crater but everything else is pretty much intact and the bomb didn't even kill the zombies.
>>733820168>everything else is pretty much intactThis is just terrible.
>>733818364when did /v/ start hating RE?
>>733819920>>733820134>>733820168
>>733820134Is this shitposting or is it really the plot? Wesker and Nemesis teaming up? Really?
>>733818364It has denuvo I dont buy malware
>>733821591apparently nemesis also uses his model from re3 demake, very ex de.... lol even.
>>733818364Me either. Considering what I am paying, It probably won't be too bad.
>>733821591Nemesis is actually not there, its just a parasite that Gideon injected himself, also some other things the anon forgot>the Wesker clone has no lore or backstory, the only hint at him being a clone is his powers and Gideon calling him an imitation>final boss (Nemesis Gideon) is literally the final form of Nemesis from RE3R>The key to Elpis is... a password that Alyssa hid on a disk>on said disk, it is revealed that Grace is not Alyssa´s biological daughter, nor Spencer´s, nor a clone created by Umbrella, she is just an orphan that Spencer randomly found, and let Alyssa adopt her in exchange for the interview>Leon somehow doesn´t kill the loli by "not shooting her vital signs", despite gunning her to death, Grace adopts her in the post credits>Grace´s Report, enough said
>>733821591Technically it's A Nemesis rather than THE Nemesis (which raises just as many if not even more questions), but otherwise yes that's a 100% accurate plot synopsis.
>>733818364Didn't ask but also dont care >well im no-cool bro, I'm still gonna buy it.
>don’t care>replieslol dumb nigger
>>733818364>jizzgargler.blogspot.com/recent
>>733821957Of course you love your slop, you cute little pigi.
>>733819920>>733820114These posters are brown.
>>733818364I downloaded both versions(●´ω｀●)
>>733818364>Play Time: 32 hours
reminder that capcom haven't said a word about post game content and it's likely they leave the game as is to focus on the next remake, if you haven't refunded yet there's still time
you just know OP has already preordered and that he's a faggot
>>733821957
>>733819920>Hunk gets jobbed by Leon in a 3-min fightcriminal. grim, even.
How much are the shills getting paid?Don't tell me they're doing it for free...
>>733822174>DLCs will fix itPlus I'm pretty sure the director said there was post-game content that would keep players hooked for a long time, but there's almost nothing, they straight up lied just like they lied about Ada being in the game
>>733822528you can't accuse an honorable japanese samurai of lying. he will cut off your head
I wasn't gonna buy it but the motorcycle segment convinced me. GOTY.
>>733822769>I wasn't gonna buy it but the motorcycle segment convinced meThe three minute long segment with nothing else similar to it in the entire rest of the game?
>>733822874Leon's franchise. If Leon is cool I buy.You lost.
>>733818364/v/ crying about it convinced me to buy it, you guys have awful taste
>>733818364Don't worry, I will buy one for you at no cost to you, what's your Steam
>>733823295https://youtu.be/7CqdEL4hn9w its shit.
Somehow... Resident Evil 6 has returned...
>>733823467"People" think this looks good.
>>733818364Unironically already boughtedChuddie-wuddie ;)
>>733823821Being a mindless consumer is not something you should be proud of.
>>733818364Payed for RE9 in advance.Playing RE9 day one.Have fun on 4chan loser!HAHAHAHAKeep cope posting and stay poor!!LOLOLOLOLOL
>>733823821>HEH YOU DONT LIKE NU GAME? HEH, CHUD!
>>7338235916 was shit but fun9 looks shit but not fun at all
>>733824043Can't wait to get this in a few months for 20$ and still call it shit
Retard defense forceHoly smegma
>>733821914>the Wesker clone has no lore or backstory, the only hint at him being a clone is his powers and Gideon calling him an imitationAre you serious? They added a 60 pages file to retcon stuff, but none of the files talk about Zeno?
>>733818364stunning and brave
>733824449>xhe cannot affordHey DM me for a DL code!
>>733824392Anon, you have to understand. The document was focused on throwing as much of the series into the trash as they could. Explaining things would of distracted from that.
>>733824392Grace's documents pretty much exclusively exist to try to justify the Spencer retcon
>>733824043I preordered and I'm already regretting it, /v/ is seldom wrong
>>733824662>>733824768
>>733823467Less than 4 hours. Shorter than R3 De make. KEK
>>733824097Only a newfag would say that. RE6 is shit and not fun at all.
this shit would be kino if it launched at like $40
>>733825091This shit would be kino if it didn't launch at all.
>>733824043Ignore the Jill fags. Leon won
>>733825091did all the hype already die out? modern gaming is a joke now
I'll just watch a steamer play it and buy it when it's 5 dollars 3 months from now
>>733818364-ing to :3
>>733825383Real Leonfags didn't want him wasted on a Nakanishi game.
>>733825063Nah, 6 is genuinely hilarious. It's a non-stop barrage of insane nonsense, peak comedy game.
>>733818364Is this all it takes for subhumans to praise your game?
>>733825591truth nuke...
>>733818364
>>733826218I like this pic.
>>733821914Oh yeah the little girl's mutation is just like a suit of gooey flesh or something she just takes off. Which is something I don't think has ever happened in the series. Like imagine if Billy Birkin just unzipped one of his fucked up forms and stepped out of it good as new.
>>733825390Capcom is being cheap with payment.
>>733823591This image can sum up the entire game.
Why does Zeno have Wesker's powers when the later needed Uroboros to obtain them?
>>733828020Wesker had powers in CV, before Uroboros.
when i heard this game has a "cinematic set piece" i checked out. what the hell where they thinking?
>>733828148>what the hell where they thinking?They weren't
>>733828148>what the hell where they thinking?I ROVE BIOHAZARD 6. I ROVE REON. WHAT IFU... WE MIX BIOHAZARD 2... WITH 4! DAT WIRR COVER THE BIOHAZARD 6. NO ONE WIRR NOTICE!
>>733828148>>733828271>>733828301samefag troll who does this for every new release
>>733828386capcom shill who can't actually defend the game
>>733828386>Every comment I don't like is from the same personYou are actually coping.
>>733828386fuck how did you know??
>>733828386Tendiejeets are pretty obsessed
So what are all the bosses in the game?
>>733829229>Mutated blob monster that looks like RE8's baby>Giant Spider>Super Tyrant>Hunk>Final NemesisI feel like I'm forgetting one...
>>733829337The Giant Plant as well
>>733829229In order:>Big Mama >Emily>spoidor>motorbike Victor>Super Tyrant>Plant 43>Hunk>Victor (forma de Nemesis)Minibosses-Chef-Singers-Chunks (giant babies)
>Leon jobbed to Wesker clone>Chris defeated Wesker himselfAnd people call it Leonwank.
>>733828927I don't even think he's a tendie, and if he is it's incidental to his addiction to samefagging a "crowd" of people shitting on any given new release. Or classic / beloved game with rabid fanbase, if there's nothing coming out.
>>733829774>Chris defeated Wesker himselfWith Sheva's help, and most of the fights had him casually beating up both of them at once for the most part.
>>733818364How's Leon relationship with Grace? Do they ever flirt?
>>733829774In Leon's defense, he was pretty much dying at that point. He could barely stand yet he still tried to fight Wesker. It reminded me of Batman trying to fight Bane in Knightfall.
>>733830552Leon fucks grace in all her holes to cuck ada.
