>See guy with cool armor & sword I want to wear>Kill him>6 Gold coinsNigga
>>733859112I'm putting together a team....
>>733859112hate this shit, especially when you can have enemy items drop for you and then it just doesn't drop specific things or only a chance for it to drop
>>733859319
>>733859319look at that fat NIGGER
>>733859319What's the gig?
>>733859112Why do we dedicate a month to them again?
>>733859657We gotta steal the cure for alopecia
>>733859112#RapeRapeApe
>>733859112Nutmogged
>>733859112Me killing Dremora in Oblivion.
>>733859112@GrapeApe9k is this real?
>>733859112The armor wouldn't fit you, and the sword isn't balanced for you
You're all NAKED!
>>733860271So?
>>733859112>hit the enemy so hard you killed him through the armor>wtf his armor is completely broken who did this?
>>733860347Smug little bastard
>>733859112Chimps are fucking demonic.
>>733859930God that skin looks so itchy. No wonder it looks so sad and uncomfortable.
>>733860470Baboons are scarier looking.
>>733860553I wish we still had hands for feet. That would be pretty handy.
>>733859112how they get so natty buff when they dont work out and no steroids? all they have is banana
>>733861109They climb trees all day. Their whole life is a workout.
Put on a wig you fuckin baldies
>>733861109They are just naturally built stronger than we are. Their genetics make them grow more muscle tissues than we do even without exercise.
Hairloss is not just a mammalian issue, even birds suffer from it.
>>733861229Chimps aren't actually that much stronger than a well-built person, they're just less restrained.
>>733861218>7 years old dog that looks like he's just 7 months old.
>>733861424
>>733861218Lmao
>>733860956I see you are not redpilled on the shoe jew
>>733859991How do they get so ripped while eating bananas that shit doesn't have protein
>>733861804They eat lots of other stuff besides bananas too, including meat, as they hunt and kill monkeys.
>>733859930Damn that's literally the texture of my ballsack.
>>733861804Humans can get ripped just eating raw meat too
>>733861229They're on roids just naturally>>733861878I forgot they eat each other.
>>733859112>>733859319>>733859460>>733859657
>>733861948Yeah but meat has protein which you need for muscle bananas are sugar and potassium
>>733862085Lmao based
>>733862085Kek, nice one
>>733862101If the bananas are green they are mostly enzymes, not sugar.Monkeys will go crazy violent from sugar rushes when they eat yellow bananas
>>733859991
>>733859991I see a weakness.
>>733862468
>Kill high level enemy>No drops, barely any xp>Kill same enemy when he's your level>Suddenly drops his gear, full xp rewardInstant dumpster when games pull this shit
>>733862501
>>733861672Redpill me.
>>733860956>handy
>>733862762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_rDFa6kZfI
>>733862359Damn, I didn't know that. They should give monkeys grain alcohol
>>733863026And meth
>>733860347>>733862085
>>733863617Top kek
>>733861424heh
>>733863617Who is this parodying
>>733860553looks almost like a dog-man hybrid. Cool.
best thread on /v/ right now
acrobat secured
>>733864743Me, I'm sleezemaxxing.
>>733861804they're always running around on their hands and swinging around from trees. you'd be pretty ripped too if you walked around on your hands all day and did pullups constantly
>>733864996monkeys are so cool bros
>>733865117nah they're jerks
>>733864743Dunno, I was thinking fat old timy mafia boss. You know since its a fat rat with a smirk
>>733865154Lel based monke
>>733865153BEHOLD A MAN
>>733861424keeek
>>733865153This is an /an/ thread, anon. Get this guy outta here!
>>733861109Bananas don't exist where most primates live.
>>733863026I'm surprised I don't hear about people giving monkeys booze more often in all honesty.
>>733859112He was saving all of his money for the armor and sword, you just happened to kill him right after he bought them.
>>733865851If I lived around monkeys, I'd give them alcohol, ciggies and knives
>>733859991>Micro dickGod has a peculiar sense of humour.
>>733862468>>733862532/v/ can be cool sometimes
>>733865154Man VS Monkeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4
>>733865117they're so goofy
>>733865851>>733866003Drunk monkeys are so funny
>>733866851He's just like me..
>>733865117They are great.
>>733866003Based
>>733866851insert Looney Tunes banana sound
>>733859112Is this our boss?
>>733867079
>They didn't notice the switch. Now I'm the one who ended up with the real - wait, what?!
HE'S FAST!!
>>733869370The ol' doublefake trick. Silly coon fell for it.
>>733861878Yeah, they are cannibals.
Fucking plebs
>>733866003>If I lived around monkeys, I'd give them alcohol, ciggies and knivesThey did that in the UK and it didn't end well.
>>733862085>that ape>payIronic
>>733861289He cute
>>733861424lel
rape ape shill thread? not a good look man
>>733861424Fucking kekaroo put me in the screenshot bros
>>733869914what is this nonsense video you attached
>>733869914The fuck is this?
>>733870547>sees an ape>thinks of rape
>>733861804purely geneticsbut they're not extremely large, just super shredded from basically exercising all day
>>733869058Damn that monkey is chill, what kind is he. He truly looks like one of the boys
>>733870876orangutan, I think
>>733869501Fuckin love this video. I wish I had a monkey friend
>>733869501>Me scrolling through [insert Website]
WHEN YOU WALK AWAYYOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
>>733869058it's very possible i'd end up like picrel if i saw this in real life
>>733871405Monkey if he Mario
Are monkeys lactose intolerant
>>733871323What's funny about a donkey eating figs?
>>733865851might make them more dangerous. the chimp that ripped that lady's face off was given wine and xanax.
>>733871564Yes, most mammals are.
>>733871564Most animals are, it's more abnormal if you can tolerate it.
>>733871564probably
Rapeape said on Twitter that this site is a struggle to keep up. Anyone else think it’s gonna die soon? I bet it’s gonna last until 2032
>>733871642you just had to be there
>>733871642If I remember right, not only is it visually funny, but a donkey eating figs is also some funny pun or wordplay joke in his language.
>>733871646Can't believe he said nigger on stream
i never should have drank that belle delphine bath water
>>733864996we can see the chain, anon
>>733861424I love this meme.
>>733871735>Rapeape said on Twitter that this site is a struggle to keep up.maybe he's trying to use it for the wrong purposes and it's his own fault>Anyone else think it’s gonna die soon?probably not
>>733871914yeah, I put that on him so he couldn't escape until we do the job. If he ran away on my stilts, I'd never be able to catch him
>tfw this entire thread
here's the target
>>733870647>>733870668you need to be better man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvUov7wTbY
am i late to the party?
>>733859112He pissed and shat in the armor as he died. You're not going to wear poopoo peepee armor, are you?
Lotta monkey business going today on /v/So, what'll it be?
>>733872289Guest Party Member
they're just like us...
>>733859319>"It Ain't Me" starts playing
>>733871889This image has it all
>>733864843Greeks thought they were
>>733872393I'm not that fat
NERF SNIPER
We need a seductress. I've got just the girl.
>>733872393cleanliness is next to godliness as they say.
>>733872901Eyes full of intelligence >>733873497I wish rats lived longer, then I might consider getting a few
>>733873767It's honestly so cruel that rats are such cool pets and yet only live 4 or so years if you're lucky.
>>733873837I thought it was like a year on average. But yeah still not long enough. Though if you give them a good life then that's still nice for them regardless of lifespan. Crazy how much it can vary. There's whales that have been alive for hundreds of years.
>>733872152What the fuck?
I think my cat has autism
>>733874719monkey stuff
>>733860553Thats just a demihuman from Elden Ring
>>7338717354chan has been on the verge of collapse for 23 fucking years
>>733873837I had 2 pet rats but some neighbor black kids broke into my house while I was at school and my parents were at work. the rats attacked them but got stomped to death, cool thing to see when you get home from school. Never would have known who did it, but their nigger mom came over to bitch at us for having rats in the house biting her kids.
>>733859930>>733861901they really do look like massive nut sacks lol that's crazy
>>733872393>when he starts scratching his fat assliterally me
