post dem weird eye characters
Fuck off.
Her eyes are pretty unique, with these horizontal lines
>>733923878damn what took you so long
>>733924236her eyes always reminded me of the way kamen rider ryuki/ryuga's vents cover the eyes on t heir mask and that's probably what instantly drew me to tachyon
saw the new dog pokemon in the thumbnail and suddenly think of opera bird lmao
>>733923878
>>733925054There is a new Pokemon game?
Stay here.
>>733925127they just announced their new slop, Wind and Wave, out in 2027
>>733923878I have made 4 runs since last CM. Dirt CM fucking sucks
>>733925260I fucking hated sprint, but these mile CM runs really were good for me, both dtats wise and inspiration wise. Im a shitterz so getting 13k+ rating runs for me is a big deal, and i had like 4 in a row
>>733925250When are Pokemon Feed and Seed coming out?
Marche and Lucky Lilac have the Orfevre crown in their irises
>>733925127bro half of the board are poke threadsyou don't use catalog?
>>733923878She's a squid/ cameleon humanoid hybrid.
>>733925250How is it looking?>>733925483I only have the Uma thread open at work
>>733925054good witcheck
>>733925629that's some big marvelous energy
>>733925807like gen 9 but slightly more detailed, still ps2/ps3 tier
>>733925895Is it Open Slop again?
>>733925930yeah, sure
>>733925629I like cross shaped irises
>>733926169I heard she's dead
>>733925930unfortunately, yesat least graphic look (slightly) better this time
>>733926334>2027 release date instead of 2026surely that little bit of extra time will mean its gonna look better
BIG IN JAPANALRIGHTBABY I'LL SLEEP BY YOUR SIDEIT'S SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE BIG IN JAPANOH WHEN YOU'RE BIG IN JAPAN
>>733926592shouldn't don't expect too much from gamefreak
>>733927006*don't expect too much from gamefreakfuck
>my club's still trading dirter shoesI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Remember to bully Hishi Amazon
>>733925629Nice to see Kotama get some love. A pretty solid Metroidvania
>>733927157
>>733927518STOP TRADING DIRTER SHOES!!!! DANCHODE ALREADY SAID HE WILL DECAPITATE DIRTERS AND YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE!!!!
>>733927803BUT I WANT TO TRADE DIRT SHOES
hi /v/ma
I've never seen anyone trade dirt shoes, good to know this crisis is not affecting my club
Got lucky for next CM.
>>733928095hi /uma/
>>733928256FASTER
Post rooms
Do i still have time to grind my 3 aces? I was out of the country and couldn't play
>>733928409sure. here's mine.
AHAHAHAAHA I DID IT, I CLEARED THE FAN REQUIREMENT FOR CHRONO CUP, FINALLY, WAS MY 400TH RACE TOO AND LOOK AT THAT SPARKAnyways, while possible, 900k is still a bit high of a bar in my opinion, because it requires ZERO cockups and a perfect run
>>733928492CM starts in like 1 week
>>733928540HotUmaGlue...
>>733925118... wait is that canon?Never thought the head anatomy of Aliens worked that way. Nor that the helmet was supposed to be transparent-ish.
>>733928548I'm just gonna join with my sub 900k uma, fuck it, what are they gonna do kick me? The fan requirement is bullshit with such little time to prepare
>>733928678Oh cool, there's still time. Good to know.
>>733927157I refuse to beg for d*rt shoesMy inventory has been hovering around 200 for as long as I can remember
>>733928492Sure. You have to redo them anyway when MANT drops.You probably only need to pass Round 1.
>>733928678Is that good or bad?
>>733928716Faggot
>>733928716Based and ungovernable
>>733928791If you train (basically) natural Dirt/Mile girls like Pasa and Oguri you could be done with a few days to spare, depending on how many times it took you to hit good stats/skills in the previous mile CM for comparison
>>733928716>not helping your clubChrono kill this man
>>733928791You can make them in 1-2 days each..Just do your borrows.
>>733928548Nice job toreinah! Sounds like you ultimately had fun pushing yourself and your uma to do this.
>>733928816>>733928948I got more than 800k, more than that is bullshit with the time they gave
>use bakushin's dumbass speed card>NONE of my support card events even BEGIN THE FIRST EVENT>use mayano speed card>perfect runfucking bitch
any of you guys going to see the movie in theaters today
>fan runs cap out around 750k because I don't like seeing my uma sadMANT is going to be a personal struggle
>>733928816Nah I get him, you need to get real lucky to get past that bar, its not an easy task, one or two big races lost because she got brocked or something and its over, anons initial idea of 800k was more reasonable and allowed slight room for poor luck>>733928990Well I got quite angry a few times when she lost Japan cup or Arima Kinen, even gave up a career for the first time in ever after she cocked them up in classic year, but whatever, it was nice to try something completely new
>>733925807>How is it looking?Like a good PS2 game, which is pretty fucking incredible compared to the usual "bad N64" they achieve most of the time.
>>733929071Me
>>733929167Damn pokemon is now only 26 years behind, now that's progress!
>>733928548>900kI'm in
>>733925807>How is it looking?Decent enough
horseslop got raped and lost
What did i miss? I've been playing RE9 for like 8 hours straight
>>733929071I'm going with my brother, he dropped the game after one week so maybe this will make him pick it up again.
God this hurts, I would have killed for those cards months ago and now I can't use them
>>733929071Of course I'm watching pocket's movie.
>>733929071Wish I could. You guys think they will release it in Europe if it does well in the US?
>>733929071>Jungle Pocket>Her pockets aren't that bigHuh?
ALWAYS
give me ideas for drawings... it passed a lot of time since last time
new bird
>>733929728Our bird runs this board
one anon asked for something like this a few days ago
>>733929703Its Harmony Day, and Haru's birthday, and Bono's birthday, and Pandora's birthday, draw Haru in a fit from the music video, or riding the robot unicorn plsYou can include other two if you wish
>>733929703Big Horse2 getting exodia FTK'd
>>733929071it's not in any theaters near me, fucking odd. ;_;
>>733929703How about something wholesome! Like curren cheering on falcon at her concert
>>733929812>.gifFar beyond expectations, saved
>>733927157Just kill them or leave the club, what the problem?
>>733923878Her fucking pupils? are not even contained in her eyeballs
>>733929894What the fuck is that contraption?
>>733929703Curren chan tearing her hair out and stressing over her viewership analytics.
>>733929812KEK
>>733929812Pondering my HOEH
>>733929685ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSI WANNA BE WITH YOUAND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOUAND LIVE IN HARMONYHARMONYOH LOVE
>>733929812Nice
>>733929703Our Elite 8 of queens>Mayano>Golshi>Grass>Maruzensky>Taiki>Creek>Seiun>CurrenDoing something cute together as the first 8 queens
>>733929251Freaking scary!
>>733929560>used my crystal and selector on kitasan>ended up getting a dupe while rolling for fukuEverytime I look at this Kitasan, an itching feeling scratches away at me.
>>733929703NY Urara lifting weights. I suggest it because I'm building her for Aquarius and she keeps ending up with more Power than Speed.
>>733929941I don't know, her name is pinocchio, so I assume she's supposed to be a cyber marionette without the J
>>733929812Good future op
>>733929685I WANNA BE WITH YOUAND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOUAND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OHH LOVE
>>733930130Seconding
>>733929941
>>733930220Which uma belongs here?
>>733930267Nobody.
>>733930267Umamusume A
>>733929071going tomorrow, I'm surprised they're not showing the RTTT compilation movie too
>>733929482There was a previous thread that was super comfy that our jp dacchis used to discuss strategies for their scenario, nothing notable other than that.
>>733930387
>>733930267Shiteio.
>>733930267Your favorite
>>733930267Tokai Teio
Why are there still people in the witlet thread
>>733930458It's called containment
>>733930267Rice VILLAIN
>>733929703The elite 8 as the patriots.
>>733930267Schizo spammer
It's Urara's birthday today. What are you getting her for a present?
>>733930373Rice Villain if sheFurioso-Replica65 (60+5) Atk Weight 7Unfocused VolleyOnly 1 copy of this Skill can exist on the DashboardIf this Skill is marked with Mark of the Prescript, deal +10% damageThis Skill's Coin Power does not change; instead, for every net Coin Power increase, Final Power +5 and deal +25% damage (this Skill is not affected by Paralyze)Final Power +1 for every 6 (Poise on self + Sinking on target) (max 2)[Combat Start]- Convert all Coins on this Skill to Unbreakable Coins- Inflict 1 Sinking or gain 1 Poise with every hit of this Skill- Does not gain Procuration [Hermes] for this turn[On Use]- Clash Power +3- Gain 3 Poise and Poise Count[Attack End]- Inflict 5 Burn, 3 Bind, and 3 Fragile next turn to all targets this unit hit- Consume all Procuration [Hermes]Weapon assigned to this Coin is fixed as ScytheDeal +90% Damage on Critical Hit[On Hit without Cracking] Inflict Sinking Count
>>733929703Marche Lorraine using her puppet to give you a blowjob.
>>733930647All the Aquarius wins in the world.
>>7339306471 trillion pounds of ryegrass.
>>733930871FAT FUCK
>>733930783Colic
>>733930871>Almond Ice Cream
>>733928716anyone who does this is will be going on the eternal second-rate blacklist of shame
You can draw Taiki too with these few easy steps
What are the freshest, spiciest gaslights for the coming days?
>>733931097It's all going to be ok.You'll do fine.You're gonna win the finals.MANT will be good.The CM won't be ruined by the sudden switch to MANT.
>>733931036what the fuck is that on the bottom right?
>>733931097Pulling for NTR card
>>733931235A musume
>Finally beginning to get my motivation back after months of being a defeatist>Even starting to join test rooms again>Remember that MANT is right around the corner and will not only invalidate the effort I'm putting into Aquarius, but also allegedly suck all the fun out of the game in general for the next 4 months or so>Motivation evaporatesThis sucks. Next month is gonna suck. I hate having absolutely nothing to look forward to in the near future
>>733929703same anon here, i like this >>733930130, but it'll take me a lot, im really slow
>>733931097Dirt CM is easy to prepare
>>733931320We get Mambo, anniversary gibs, and 2 more Mejiros. That's plenty for me next month.
>>733931097Crossing 1M fans in URA actually gives you a random stat bonus at the end of senior. Almost missed it cause it was just tacked on with bonus 30 skill points.
>>733931361Take your time mate, it's a celebration of /v/ma, there is no time limit
>>733931361Its okay! Take it easy. There's no deadline.
>>733931486I've gotten 1 million fans before and I don't remember this.
Show me one time Falco has ever said Hoeh
>>733930991The guy insulted the host because he wouldn't delay the room after begging multiple times and now he wants to crash the room with a sub 900k uma out of spite. It's pathetic. I hope he does join so that everyone can see his name and how much of a crybaby faggot he is.
>>733931709Because that anon is lying, you need 1M fans but finish 3rd on debut race
>>733931771HOEH
if i don't get a single finemo in 200 rolls, i will most likely drop global for jpit might take me like 5 months to get a working deck though
Are the yanks with us already? Howdy yanks
>>733931709Did you win all your races and unlock the secret events? It's pretty easy to miss on a Maru run.
is there a card I should drop for R Riko or does this work?sparks are 1* sta, 3* speed, and 12* power
>>733931886You'll MLB her in 200 pulls, trust
>>733931819That's just for Neicha I think.
Vodka is extremely c___!
>>733931886You got a 3/4 chance to get at least one. You just need to feel LUCKY.
>Try to do Chrono cup run>Job the hopeless stakes>Give up run instantlyI'm sorry bros but this race is not for me
>>733931960One of the SR wits, probably. Getting stamina up to where you need it to be without Riko is ineffective, + the other benefits
>>733931780>crash the roomBit of an exaggeration though innit?
>>733932078You give up too easily, anon, Hopefuls can be made up for, now Japan Cup and Arima Kinen? If you lose those then you can give up
>>733932028COOL
>>733932028Cute!!!
>>733923878Someone edit Montaro into looking like an Uma so i can legally kombatpost "post dem horse characters"
>>733932163
>>733932163>>733932256I lol'd
>>733932163No, that's Eishin Flash
>>733932435V-VODKA?!
>>733932434Holy shit, it's a 30k carat paperweight!
I'm starting to warm up to the idea of the bait containment threads, comfy...
>>733932434I'm glad she got her own game
>>733932347>>733932352>>733932434Huh?
>>733932490YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>733932550>He didn't train speed
i like when vodka does the bike noise. it's strangely cute
Posting this here too
>>733932763KEK
>>733932559Her base outfit does get some usable evolution skills. I think. +0.25 Velocity to her movement skill (I wish it had acceleration too like F,M/MM) and +0.10 additional Velocity to her In Body and Mind
el condor grasa
>>733932763Lmao
>Still no gibsGive me gibs cygames I need funds for kitasan.
I got Almond Eye but holy shit I'm STILL trying to get Copano Rickey and Espoir City up to snuff. Maybe I'll just do some shitty auto run and use whatever I get
>>733931780I do sometimes feel bad for the hosts, it's a shame how some people forget that these events are done mostly for >fun. that or someone is deliberately trying to stir shit.
>>733932972There is a dirt CM in JP?
>>733932862Glad to know the Kraut will get stronger. She won me plat in one of the medium CMs.
>ponìes:|>ponies, japan:O
>>733932256>>733932295YesFinished my first successful career run(sorry Air Groove) with her yesterday and I’ve grown fond of this cool dork
>>733932763Michael My Baby
>>733932876why does she have goggles for some reason
>>733933057in April but my dirt team is jobbing super hard compared to the rest of what I have so I need to focus on them
>>733932876>BBWmamusume
>>733932876damn, der/v/ didn't take their loss to oy neigh very well...
>>733932972Take it easy
>>733932972How are you feeling about the BC scenario? It looks fun from an outsiders perspective, the jpbros were discussing it yesterday
>>733932876>Average runner in the peruvian cosplay race
>>733933276I honestly can't take Seiun Sky seriously after learning what a failed stallion he was.
>Vodkafags are extremely rare for some reason>Genuine Scarletfags seemingly don't existKind of a shame. I feel like it'd be fun to see more banter about their rivalry.
>>733933224>in April
>>733933451Daiwaniggers only post garbage AI off-model smut. They are shunned for a reason, just like GoldShipfags and TranscendERPers
>>733933451I like Vodka and try to run her when relevant, she's just not my favorite
>>733933360>failed stallionwhat?
>>733933127She really is neat, her hot springs scene was also very cute
>>733933451>Jobka>fansLOL
>>733933451I'm a genuine daiwabro, trust me we exist.
>>733933360The vast majority of the cast had complete jobber kids, assuming they got to breed at all. The only thing that makes Sky stand out is she had literally who jobber parents also
>>733930871>>733932876I love gordas
>>733933451>>Vodkafags are extremely rare for some reasonVodka is one of the all time greats but is completely played for a joke by the anime.
>>733933569Seiun Sky didn't produce any relevant offspring and then got cucked by superior stallions like Taiki Shuttle.
>>733933569Let’s just sayShe’s not the stepdad, she’s the dad that stepped up
Does Hishi Amazon keep jobbing her own legend race to NPC Dober for you guys too?
>>733933678Vodka is unironically a bit of a tokyo merchant, no shade.
>>733933805that's what happens to end closers in a Mile race with 17 other umas
>>733933742>>733933793/v/ma is a cuck friendly community, see windybros
>>733933905Windybros aren't cucks though.
>>733933805She's an end closer without a cheating unique like Goldshi. It's very easy for her to get blocked. I'm not sure if the legend race has her unique but it's also annoyingly inconsistent to trigger, I usually try to run her as pace in career or she randomly jobs.
Post an ace Smart Falcon for the next CM, please. Also, is trending in the charts worth upgrading her?
>>733907073>>733907225>>733907256>>733907474I'd never disrespect OC wtfI apologize for taking it too far, won't happen again. I will say though, someone lately has been falseflagging as an exaggerated hall monitor to try and make people mad and derail threads, it wasn't me
>>733933451Here's your jobka fan bro
>>733933805No, because I'm running Dober.
>>733933539Hence why I specified "genuine" Scarletfags. You never see anyone posting about her personality or career, and I can't recall ever seeing her much in rooms. She's only ever posted by coomers who only care about her titsIt's strange to me that neither her nor Vodka are posted much when they're some of the first umas everyone gets. You'd think at least some anons would get attached
>>733933805No. Happened just once.She's nicely where she belongs, humiliated in second place.
>>733933967You're good, as it's an anonymous forum things can be attributed to someone else. Don't take it to heart wuv you. It is important to gatekeep and to be rational.
>>733933318my blood pressure rises when my team decides they want to fuck around but it's alright. I have a lot of problems with the scenario itself but nobody actually cares about that honestly
>>733933967Fuck off, we all hate you now and never want to see you again.
>>733933971yep that's me
>>733934024>It's strange to me that neither her nor Vodka are posted much when they're some of the first umas everyone gets. You'd think at least some anons would get attachedI don't think it's that strange, many of the starter umas have fairly basic careers that can be outshone be new releases, combine that with recency bias and I can understand why we don't see them much.
>>733933971Yeah she is cute, much cuter than Scarlet, what about it?
>>733934024They've been around for 5 years at the minimum if you only count the game. It's not surprising for people to want to talk about the newer shinier umas with more budget
>>733934190I dare say, Vodka is the cutest uma in the game.
>>733933967Its alright, man, such things happen>>733934208Doesn't help that both of them have literally only one alt each, the Christmas one
>>733933967You're good, anon.
>>733934024Daiwa suffers from 1st girl syndrome, as far as vodka. She has genuine fans but yeah its odd wodka doesn't get hyped up enough.
>>733933971Wtf I don’t remember posting this????
>>733934024There isn't a lot of nice vodka art
>>733934249Its arguable, but she is definitely up there
>>733934024Most people don't join rooms, and most people here don't train their favorites for CMs anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVc6qw5Yxf0official pakatube subs
>>733934316Wakka is a lot more popular in JP where the ojisans there actually saw her race
Swish.....
>Vodka wants to get a liter bike as her first motorcyclefuture organ donor right there
umasloptroons in full on schizo derangment mode lmfao sad day for the general
I like vodka and daiwa....i ship them
Her sunglasses look so fucking obnoxious
>>733933971Heh she is so cool
>>733934685Hello digital
>>733934694That's what makes them work, they scream obnoxious rich bitch.
>>733934694Bad and wrong opinion.
>>733934627She wants to, doesn't mean she will get it, between her dad, her trainer and Gimlet chances of getting it as her first ride are near zeroIts probably gonna be a scooter like pic related
>>733929071>watching anime in theater
>>733934810Is pearl allergic to using her actual sunglasses
>>733934863they are glued to her head
>>733934863Nah they are just stuck in that position now, she can't get them out
>>733933949I'm in the office so I can't post mine, but all you need is 2 speed, 3 wit, riko. Borrow either MLB fine or MLB fuku. Angling, plancha and all the mid race you can get. Trending is busted do it for sure
>>733934685They're both for (You) so better get ready for a threesome
>>733934836nice nailcolor
>all this talk about Scarlet and Vodka Aren't you guys forgetting something?
>>733934685stallion x mare = kino shipstallion x stallion = kino shipmare x mare = cringe ship
>>733929071They are not playing it in Yuropoorland right? Maybe I could sneak in to watch it with you lads through the Transatlantic Semen Pipeline?
>>733935083From an analytical point of view...we can all agree vodka is the biggest bottom in the game no?
Anyone go and watch Beginning of New Era?
>>733934627Buy her a 50cc Monkey and she'd be happy.
>>733935102How could I forget Red Suzuka?
>>733935102No? Maybe if you attached an image i would remember
>>733923878Hibari.
>>733935169I'm going with my wife later tonight.
>>733931036Instructions unclear
>>733935102Aw shucks, I forgot my lunch in the oven!
Bros.....where is the harmony day sticky
>>733935272HOLY SHIIIIT
>>733935272Gotta love pure american milk.
>>733935360I'm surprised it's not a bannable offense to post like 4AM threads. We died when we were no longer /v/ - The Vidya
>>733935272>1 hourHoly shit you work fast drawGOD.
>>733935272
>>733935360Cancelled due to mods being fags
>>733935360Its not coming...
>>733935360Have faith, they've never missed a year.
How the fuck Buena Vista is so popular that she carried the game to the top gacha chart?
>>733935360We are older than the mods at this point
>>733931036I don't get it.
>>733935585Childhood friend trope for all the lonely ojisans
>>733935585The childhood friend/strongly for (You) 1-2 punch is a killer combo
>>733935641That's a very thick tea
>>733935169
https://www.crazygames.com/game/robot-unicorn-attackReady to train GUTS?
>>733935764Virus link
>>733935585Nips love the I LOVE YOU MY WHOLE PERSONALITY IS LOVING YOU YOU ARE THE BEST AND WE ARE GETTING FUARKING MARRIED kind of girls.
>>733933678Vodka gets hyped up during the Ai-chan story, together with the other 7G1 winners
>>733935803I too would like an impossible fantasy where someone loves me and cares about me.
>>733933949I haven't seen a lot of Falcos in public rooms and the few rooms where there's one she isn't really built well, the dirt/mile, groundwork roulette is probably filtering a lot of people but this is what the average deck looks like, Trending is good but PoC and It's on are similar if you dont feel like commiting the sashes
>>733934307>teiobros getting told off for posting before bump limit
>>733935803Who doesn't? Imagine someone loved you, lmao
>>733935360ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
>>733935958Nta but I also like when girls are their own being beyond me
>>733935958Think what made her fail was that you are already a married couple in the game AND she is a dirterWill spark her though, because I want to see what her plan to DESTROY TRACEN is
>>733933678Doesn't vodka have like a 20% win rate
>>733935272Absolute sexo holy
>>733935247Lucky basturd, I hope you are happy and have a life full of love
>>733935272Nice
Why does no one talk about this dog?
>>733936035>I want to see what her plan to DESTROY TRACEN isIt's just a cope and an excuse for staying with (You).
>>733933360The way he died might be even worse
>>733936265>got briefly popular at the cost of her PR>stopped being popular the second her meme stopped being relevantUnfortunate.
>>733936265Year of the horse, not year not the dog.
>>733936350But I want to destroy Tracen too...
How accurate are these MANT builds?
>>733936350I wonder how the trannylators will spin this one
>>733936489Wait, MANT isn't just about stacking race bonus?
>>733936514>I consider you very friendly to me, Trainer!
>>733936265I thought that gif was funny but apparently there are anons that get offended by it
>>733936353>slammed his head into a wall out of frustration due to being cuckedSeiun Sky really is the biggest loser in all of Tracen
>>733936514"I consider you very close to me"
>>733936586You want 50% race bonus at least but of course you shouldn't bring garbage cards just for the race bonus.
>>733935360Well there you have it.
>>733936628It just kinda went out of control and got spammed a lot, I found it well made, personally
>>733936514"You're a neato they/them, friendo"
>>733936736Why is that image a gif
>>733936489Disregard all of that, use whatever gives you relevant gold/white skills for your uma FIRST and whatever gives you enough RB to meet the RB threshold SECOND.Daily reminder that the large majority of the people who helped with the creation of that google doc retired during early MANT in the japanese server, so take whatever you see in it with a grain of salt.
>>733936782Wait for it
>>733936628I don't get gen alpha humor at all
>>733935360/v/ has fallen
>>733936847Bwo, you posted this after the /v/ background changed
>>733936586Kinda and not really? So long as you can get to 50% you can chase gold skills. It doesn't really matter. You'll not be training a lot
>>733935360THERE IT ISI BELIEVED
>>733936593
>>733936916whoops/v/ has risen
>>733935360MODS = GODS>MODS = GODSMODS = GODS>MODS = GODSMODS = GODS>MODS = GODSMODS = GODS>MODS = GODS
>>733936628>I thought that gif was funny but apparently there are anons that get offended by itThe problem is just that it got popular with the normalfag tertiary crowd who don't play the game.If you appeal to them or accept them, you end up being an average /vg/ thread, so it's entirely reasonable to shun anyone who posts that shit.
>>733935272Wouldn't
ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
Happy harmony day my beloved /v/mabros
>>733937074My Fuji PR...
Can he be an uma too?
>3 weeks awayWill you be rolling for her?
>>733937146>NTRFuck off
>>733928707Yes, it's canon. Goes all the way back to H.R. Giger's original concepts for the xenomorph. The carapace was made more opaque for the first movie because the look was too tricky to pull off at the time, but the skull remained under it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaMWit training.
>>733937218No.
>>733937207Hm?
>>733937207Honestly yeah he should get umafied. Today is his day
>>733937207ALWAYS
>>733937319Clankers
>>733937218I am thinking of skipping her for VBourbon and getting her much stronger NY alt
/herse/bros, are you gonna make it to A? I'm secretly rooting for you
>>733936514Are we acting as if there aren't dozens of variations of the same phrase in global already? It's not like they ever confess directly
I WANT TO BE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>733937390No
>>733937218Look, I’m happy for you Diamond bros, but I’m just saying a lot of you will be pretty disappointed that she isn’t as freaky as the memes make her out to be.
>>733933971That's a kino post, you mongrelt. Daiwabro
>>733937480Don't JPbros call her a succubus? Why would they do that if she wasn't freaky?
>>733937546
>>733937207Honorary uma
WHEN IT'S COOOOLDOUTSIIIIIDE
>>733937390They're already in A, they just need to keep it up and not slack for 30~ hours
New video on the official channel!https://youtu.be/qVc6qw5Yxf0?si=V7uvETSaFKACyUgu
this song sucks and is annoying. my favorite uma is rice shower btw
>>733937849>not slack for 30~ hoursImpossible. I must flatline NOW
>>733937830AM I HEREEEEEEEEEIN VAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>733934694her whole design is too busy, like most releases of the last 3 years
>>733938150Nepobaby gonna nep kay?
ALWAYSI WANNA BE WITH YOU /V/MAWEI
>>733938249
Do you guys still believe in /v/? Things are honestly grim
>>733930267(You)ma
>>733938393There's no hope for anything.Hope is a delusion.Wake up.
>>733938393/v/ma is the only good thing about the board and by god are they trying to fix that. After the bestiality thread yesterday it's obviously malicious.
>>733938393Not really, I'm mostly here for /v/ma and the occasional Star Trek thread
>>733938530I know they hate us but was there anything else with it?
>>733938393I believe in /v/ma and my club.
>CTRL + F ardan>zero results
>>733938393I stopped believing in all of 4chan since the huge hack. The site is completely compromised of shitty people who don't know how to do anything. If /v/ma ever dies, then I'm gone
>>733938393I will never stop believing.
>>733938723Post about ardan, tell me about her
>>733935272What breed is Taiki?
>>733930871Improved
>>733930147I had 3 dupes on the Fuku free rolls after spending my crystal and voucher to mlb her...
>>733938723Sorry, my heart is given to another glass girl already.I liked the art exhibition event though. Going into the woods to look at the left-outside, faded painting of a long-dead author; a representative of what her racing career will be with your help, was wonderful.She's the first character in the game who has a story that feels in any way meaningful.
>>733938808What happened to the tail hole for the one on the right?
>>733938737>if /v/ma ever diesHonestly, at this point I don't know what I'd do without you guys, you've become a big part of my life. I do believe there should be an extreme contingency plan
>>733938393ALWAYS
>>733939073Volunteer at a non-shady horse rescue or any stable that will take and teach for help. Watch out for crazy horse girls.
>Thread was active as hell>Sticky happens, thread slows to a crawl>look inside>recognize some of our posters, at least 8 or so.Oh my God you guys really are old, I must be the youngest guy in /v/ma.
>>733938579The fact that we don't have to necrobump our threads pisses off both jannies and other gacha addicts, your average /v/ thread is either a xitter screencap meant to ragebait you, a chink/gook gacha that's just a "stealth" /trash/ thread, a reaction image dump thread, and once in a blue moon you get an actual video game thread(that will die within 50 posts because /v/ doesn't play games), uma is an outliner since we don't smut dump like other gachas and most anons learned to avoid bait, so of course we'll get target by jannies and shitposters alike.
>>733938150You say that in every thread nigga, get a job
>>733939227Uma is an ojiisan franchise
>>733939227Yeah
>>733938150>Genwunners
>>733938769NTA but happy to share. I love how mature and easygoing she is. She's very straightforward, so there's no miscommunication/misunderstandings (which I hate as a writing device). She lives in the moment and is happy to try new things, which makes her very pleasant to deal with overall. Frankly I expected her to be more of a downer, it's a welcome surprise.Also she's adorable.
>>733939227Playing Uma is a sign that you're in need of a colonoscopy
>>733935272>ear tagOh my godMUH
>>733939456>FGO has a bunch of hags schlicking to men like Okada Izou or Charlamagne>Umamusume has a bunch of ojisans that want to make umas their wives
>>733939227Uma is an ojisan gameI'm 20 btw
>>733939605I didn't need to be directly called out like this.
>My rival is a gen alpha baby
>>733939605Should I get one at 25? My dad had some colon complications (he doesn't like saying cancer so I won't)
Shes taking me to Germany with her, and we are going to live in harmony, oh harmony, oh love.Six children, maybe more. New bed every two years. Small village, big house, large family and happy life.
>>733939532>Ear decoration implies that she was a stallion>Was actually a mareWhat's up with that?
>>733939605I'll consider dying by cancer instead of suicide an accomplishment, so no need for a colonoscopy.
>>733938303WEEIIIII
>>733939792It can't hurt. Worst case scenario you're clean, best is you catch colon cancer early and colon cancer is pretty deadly.
>there are actual zoomers ittI don't mind but I need to know why are you here? Is it really that bad outside?
>>733940140I have fun here
>>733939227every /v/maposter is either a fresh newbabby straight from twitter or an ancient fossil from 2006~2011
>>733935585Has been teased since the beginning years of uma, even has proto artChildhood friend vanilla romanceThe osananajimi memories brainwashing of her character songThe real horse was EXTREMELY popular and loved by the general mass and her jockeys alike. She was a very friendly and sweet horse and loved people and the people loved her back. Multiple jockeys have gone on record saying she was an absolute joy to ride. She had a very strong performance too. The whole crybaby thing was also very cute, especially the whole crying after her retirement race. She won HOTY for a reason.
>>733939073As long as clubs are a thing, /v/ma will never truly die. The actual worst case scenario is the threads gradually getting worse until they’re just a shell of their former selves.
>>733940262>barely made the cutPhew
>>733939704RAPE THIS ANON RIGHT NOOOOW
>>733940140Umamusume is a good game. It ain't that deep.
>>733939817>Six childrenYou need 11 for a football team.
>>733939817I love this fräulein so fucking much
>>733938769less than 1 week into being her trainer she already loves (you).
>>733940664Me too
>>733940268Slice of Life season featuring T-head trainer with BV, featuring hardcore romance vibes, no forced drama whence
>>733940317>The actual worst case scenario is the threads gradually getting worse until they’re just a shell of their former selves.We're way past that point and I feel like people pretend otherwise, the threads would have to become actually radioactive for me to stop using them though.
>>733938723Sorry Ardan, you look like a main heroine and i don't like main heroine. I'm a side girl lover
>>733940770I disagree.
>>733940664I love our drawfags so fucking much. We are incredibly lucky
>>733940140>why are you here?They're good threadsGiven how insincere and inflammatory most of /v/ tends to be, it's extremely refreshing to see a game consistently getting quality discussion and OC
>>733939227Sticky?
Jesus christ why are there so many of you in the sticky, I think I've seen umas as the most posted series alongside 2hus
>>733940664Bwo...I can see nipplesThat's not work safe
>>733923878>>>/mlp/
Did they add more lines Tazuna can say when you buy shit in the daily shop or am I going crazy?
>>733939227I was surprised how many uma replies I was getting to my posts I'm from /uma/
>>733940962Those were probably added in advance for MANT
>>733940770Honestly I disagree, there are so bad days thanks to shitposters but generally I'd say we are out our peak and only rising.
>>733940969>SpoilerToday there are no borders, only harmony
>>733939858She does have a couple of circles near the top of the left ear while the right ear is plain but is not that noticeable
>>733940664The sash will be tied on her right side immediately
>>733923878Desu desu
>>733941259Huh? Whoever was in charge of her design really messed that part up,red stands out more than those small circles, especially since her main color IS yellow
>>733941340Scylla!! Sexooo!
>>733940140I just have a lot of fun and enjoy being part of a community that genuinely cares about the series and people within it.
I seen some screenshot with Umas giving (you) chocolate in valentine event. Is that some Japan exclusive thing or what?
>>733940140I'm not even a zoomer and it's definitely that bad outside.
>>733941768They're adding those next month. Yes, even though valentines is over.
>>733941768Yeah it happens on valentines day but so far is Japan exclusive, think it arrives at around 2nd anni?
how do I git gud and get this motherfucker to win the KinenI've got an 8* turf parent but long sparks are pure hell on earth the best I've got is 6* at this point, but even once I have the right sparks it's still a crapshoot if they actually fire off during inspo events so surely there's more to it than that
>>733940770Last night thread was fantastic and it proves that it's just a few mentally ill schizos(1 or 2, notice how they are absent because they are trying to shit up the sticky) trying to ruin it for everyone while they are awake. When they see a good thread with people having a genuine good time all they can do is seethe and try to ruin it out of spite. Those kind of people live miserable lives and want everyone else to be miserable too.
>>733941812>They're adding those next month. Yes, even though valentines is over.??
>>733941765That's so unc young blud fr feel for you
>>733941813>>733941906
>>733941768It was, but like anon already said, it's being added pre-emptively into global.
>>733941929What the hell man? This is fucked up
>>733941901You need to get lucky with sparks or highroll enough to win Kinene with C in turf and long
I've been here since 2007 and my bones hurt.
>>733942045
I think all the oldfags left to the sticky, how old are we fellow zumas? 21
>>733942002What is that? What did that GIRL give me? Some hot chocolate with floating banana slices?
>>733941901Long sparks, Turf sparks, good affinity which is even harder to get for urara it's genuinely one of the hardest challenges of the gamethere is an event for winning Classic Arima Kinen
>>733942116I turn 20 next week.
I really like Marche's design, kinda sad how everyone just focuses on the puppet.
>>733941904>Last nightWas that the mecha one, the Pokemon one or a different one?
>>733942116>I think all the oldfags left to the stickyI never like hanging out in stickies, though I am glad every year that the mods/jannies respect at least one tradition around here. i'm 33
>>733942179>we want the monogatari audience
>>733942179I want to cum inside her hat.
>>733942179I love it, but I'm deep in the pocket of Big Hat.
>>733942179
>>733942116Is 24 still young?
>>733942045not what I wanted to hear but what I expected, unfortunately>>733942146>good affinityis there a list showing who's best for this?
Holy fuck, the japs are LOVING Rulership
>>73394211628 is still young, right...?
>>733929847Wowow I'll do this, anon. No promises on passing the next thread's witcheck though. I'll post it in da sticky too when I'm done in case I fail.
>>733942179That's not a puppet thats my dick btwSE NO
>>73394211636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8lbpRawvR8
>>733942206Both mecha and Pokemon ones were pretty good
I genuinely feel so bad for anybody born after 1999.
>>733942179i think she's really cute, i like girls with these silly hats
>>733942381I get it. I like all the newmas.
>>733942143It's a sort of dessert porridge made out of hot onions milk and bananas, with a couple banana slices on top as decoration.
>>733942364>is there a list showing who's best for this?Don't bother, Haru's highest affinity is Kingu with 13 points, after that are Golshi and Bono with 11
>>733942179she reminds me of Yoshino. it felt like love at first sight
>>733942364>is there a list showing who's best for this?https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibilitythe more affinity the best your chances of inheriting a spark, just to put in into perspective a "bad" affinity for Falco is 16 points, the best Affinity for Urara is 13...you also get bonus points for matching G1 wins on your parents and grandparents, that system gets buffed when mant drops
>>733941904Yeah I agree, remember that one time the one guy got banned and all the hateposts and shitposts dissappeared? Even on this thread, minimal shit because he's been distracted with the sticky and with the nigma thread. People gotta realize, some dudes just dont have anything better to do. It's best to ignore the schizos.
Post the FUNNIEST /v/ma image
>>733941765These threads remind me of Touhou's golden age.
>>733942387anon we were born a millenia ago...
>>733942580>>733942668cool great thanks I love this game so much
>>73394211624. Maybe 23? I don't know. I stopped counting a long time ago. I got bullied pretty severely at school, so I spent most of my childhood in front of a computer and rarely interacted with people my age. I feel more like a millennial than a zoomer, if that makes sense.
>>733942116>22sheesh. I'm slowly getting up there.
Would you eat this?
>>733942850I believe in you anon, it's a test of perseverance
>>733942116I'll be 40 in 7 months
>>733942850Haru Kinen is the ultimate career challenge for a reason, do it for your daughter
>>733942446I've lost track of how many times I've heard this song I don't know if I can last until fenomeno hits global
>>733938393This place has been a psyop since moot left if not earlier. Mods ignore blatant shitposting and ragebait. The average poster is so stupid I wouldn't be surprised if it's all LLMs.
>>73394211625 And might not make it at any moment
>>733942994unc still got it
>>733942979I feel bad for her.Why the fuck didn't anyone help her make a proper valentine's gift?Everyone around her just looked at her being a retard and let her fuck up her gift like that?That's supposed to be fun? Wholesome? Loving?I hate it.Fuck everything.
>>733942979I'm sure I'd regret it in the morning but of course I would
>>733942979Doesnt look that good to be quite honest>>733943091Its my quilty pleasure banger when im alone at the cabin or motorbiking with bluetooth plugs on.
>>733942116I'm becoming a wizard this year...
>>733942994>there will be anons itt who will gaslight you into thinking Ryan isn't SEXO
>>733942994I'm 38. I thought I was the oldest here.
>>733942179Would you be happy if I drew something lewd with her? No puppet, just her in a very lewd outfit or getting some trainer-uma action. Or do you want cute art? This is not a promise or anything, just a question to see how anons that really like an uma want her to be depicted
>>733943201Valentines Day present is supposed to be from the heart, no matter the skill or ability, Haru probably wanted to make the weird pancake tower herself, so there was no reason to stop her, quality of the chocolate matters less than the heart
>>733942979Down the hatch!
>>73394211633. If you were born after 1995 fuck off.
>>733942994based and seasoned ryanbro
>>733942903
I thought this was actually going to be a thread about characters with funny eyes (my fetish) but instead it's an uma thread, sad! well I don't care, I'm posting this one anyway. she's from a demo for some balatro-like billiards game, so she's got cool eyes like an 8 ball
>>733942979Sure, doesn't look too bad if sloppy, would be a bit too sweet for me but whateverChocolate bar in the middle might be problematic tho
>>733943201It's a perfectly Urara gift. I find it heartwarming, would probably feel a little bad about defacing it by eating it
>>733943358Do whatever you want
>>733943378>King Halo just looked at Harurarara fucking up her valentine's day gift and didn't even try to guide her a bit towards making something edible
>anons here are in their 20s
>>733943358Nothing lewd, mostly cute stuff for me.
>>733943178i'd easily trade the life of a worthless ryanfag for a kingufag any daythe good die young and the bad live forever, shitty world
>>73394211633
>>733943326The oldest anon is in his 50s actually..... its kinda hilarious
>>733942850If it's any consolation, it gets easier to boost race affinity on parents when MANT arrives, since you'll be doing 30~40 races per run anyways.For Urara, her base affinity with the cast is so bad that if you're chasing after her classic or senior Arima win, you'll want to prepare your own giga-parents on both sides. You need to stack the odds in your favor as much as possible with race affinity, which ideally means not using borrowed parents if you can help it.
>>733943470Huh, what's the game name? I'm curious about how billiard works in balatro style
>>733942116I turn 32 in just over a month
>>733943549>pancakes with some candy on the side is inedibleIt's a childish pile of sugar but it's basically a cake
>>733943561Do you think Maruzensky watches old Top Gear reruns?
>>733943178>spoilerI hope you're okay anon
>>73394211631 year old 'zensky lover here
>>733943470I saw that game too, didn't realize it was supposed to be an 8 ball, non standard eyes is not really a fetish for me but kind of a fascination, they can really help make a character more iconic but sometimes it goes too far and looks retarded, there is a fine line
>>733943358I like lewd
>>733942765I wanna make one of these but fuck I'm not funny enough to make quality OC.
>>733943690She doesn't even know the cast changed a whole decade ago
>>733943549>King Halo saw Haru make her weird pancake-tower gift and understood that its best for her to do it by herself otherwise the gift wouldn't be truly hers ftfy
>>733943503>It's a perfectly Urara gift.That's what makes it bad.She's an inferior, dummy failure.Her gift being at the level of her own self means absolutely nobody around her volunteered or tried to steer her towards making a more proper gift. They just looked at her making something you can't actually eat properly and let her do it. It's vastly worse once you realize and consider the fact that Haru Urara herself would freely welcome anyone else's efforts at helping her make a proper gift. Nobody just wanted to help her.>>733943673A cake is easily cut and eaten as is.You can't even cut that pancake thing because of the chocolate bar in the middle. The cream is outside the pancake, as are the candies.
>>73394211623/ I’m on semester break right now, so I’ve mostly been lazing around and playing Trails of Cold Steel II. Life’s good
>>733943178At 25 I thought the same, but youll find the spark inside you
>>733943690TONIGHT ON UMA GEAR
>>733943358Lewd please
>>733943358Cute for her, she already got a (hilarious) lewd.
>>73394211623
>>733943358I like lewd but I'll say cute to keep things balanced and interesting.
>>733943864>The cream is outside the pancakeThat's preferable, it allows me to distribute it on a per-bite basis instead of it all melting into the top pancake. Putting the chocolate under the pancake stake might actually be clever, cause it will be softened up by the time it's served. Haru is actually a genius and you just don't appreciate it.
>>733942116Turning 32 in a week.
>>733943358I already saw the puppet getting arsefucked, I'd say cute for her
>>733943358Should be cute for her since that slutty puppet is for lewd stuff.
>>733942979I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure I've had pancakes with more sugar than this.But even that aside, I would never let her gift go to waste. Completely cleaning the plate.
>>733944069>stakestack
>>733942116I turned 18 this January.
>>733943967Bad news!What?We might be getting fewer free pulls for the Kitasan character banner!Oh no! Anyway-
>>733942116lvl 30 wizard here
>>733944253You're 60?
>>733944193This is true, everyone was son convinced it was 100 for some reason when it's like 60. These guys are not generous at all
There are two inu in this pic.
>>733944165Average Teiofag btw
>>733943864bro it's a bar of chocolate not a slab of concrete just put a little elbow grease into it
>>733944165HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN ME
>>733944381anon....
>>733943864You just scoop up the cream and candy with your fork. The chocolate bar would be a bit troublesome but you could still cut it up with your fork too, just gotta hope it doesn't go flying
>>733944286KotoR rules. I didn't lvl up until I got my wizard class.
>>733943617nta but Breakshoot
>/v/ma
Hag enjoyers rise up
>>733944454More like
>>73394211621 year old Suzuka wuver, reporting in
>>733944454I hope the 50 year old anon is doing okay.
>>733944501Reminder that I will be confiscating the hagfucker license of any trainer caught without Seeking the Pearl on his account.
>>733944454
>>733944501that's an old man
>>733944380It's a bar of chocolate that should have been melted and spread on top of the pancakes or something along those lines, but because nobody around her wanted to help her, she didn't know how to do it. She ended up just shoving it in the middle, because she couldn't figure it out on her own and nobody around her helped her.I get it, she's a dummy and a loser, but the fact that she doesn't have even one friend in the entirety of the academy to help her make a proper valentine's gift for her trainer is just miserable.>>733944421It's not the eating of it that's an issue, it's that nobody helped her make something better.
>>733944329the new starters look AWFUL and I HATE them
>>733942116I will become a Wizard like Sweep Tosho next year
>>733944449You're 90? Hot-damn.
>>733944573I don't like lesbians.
>>733944501threesome with teio and her dad
>>733944573What if have ramonu instead?
>>733929703>>733930130>>733931361Working on it, i think it could be read for next threads
>>733944501If you think about it, to our umas, we're the hags.
>>733943864>>733944609
>>73394211620 but I've been here since 13.It's over for me zoomzoombros...
>>733944741>8 fucking charactersI kneel and feel for you Anon.Is it that Bleach scene of the Espada at the table?
>>733944742The hags?Id say the uncs
>>733944609Anon you have to understand, when it comes to valentines chocolates, its the thought that matters, your own care, not the quality, could Haru really call her gift truly her own if King Halo guided her step by step?>>733944784Yes it is...
>>733944741BASED take your time.
this is literally me
>>733944741Holy fucking based
>>733944573My main problem is that she is very close to Machan
>>733944840Same exact situation but I'm currently 28It's so fuarking over
>>733944741
>>733944573>contemporary of the golden generation umasshe's not even a real hag
>>733944741It's already looking very cool, do take your time. Don't get rushed, we'll appreciate it either way
>>733944501All will love the hags
fukin wetnose children in this threadonly now I realized that mobile game communities are filled with literal infants still on their momma's teats
>>733944741Someone needs to save this and post it often on uma vg, i need it and im off soon
>>733944730
>>733944784It's the devs not considering Haru Urara and her situation properly and designing a valentine's gift for her that basically suggests she was left on her own to do it, despite her being a special needs kid.Even King Halo wouldn't help her make proper chocolates for her trainer.Everyone must hate her.>>733944868>could Haru really call her gift truly her own if King Halo guided her step by step?YES!Haru Urara would want to give her trainer the bestest chocolates ever, and she would ask her friends for help in making them. They wouldn't be the bestest chocolates ever in reality, but the chocolates she'd give (You) would show all her efforts and passions in them. Even if they tasted bad (they wouldn't, because she got a lot of help!), you could see that she tried her very best with a burning heart, and a loving kind soul.
If I say my age I'll get laughed at again.
>>733944741Probably too early and you already thought about it but I'd put a crown on each. maybe an extra small one on Taiki to reference her 2 wins
>>733942406Ah, cool, can't wait!
>>733945050rice ojisan...
>>733944901Dirt Umas have the prettiest ladies.
>>733944573she's unironically one of my favs
>>733945051It will probably not be done for a while, but it should make its way there >bwo
>>733944730Teio can watch but not participate
>younger anons love hags>older anons love the filliesweird fenomeno
>>733945051Why should it be posted on /vg/? They don't even have stakes, this means nothing to them
>>733945236I'm a wizard and I love Taishin.
CRASHING THIS THREADWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>733945082I'll laugh at you no matter what nerd
Could be worse at least I'm not balding
>>733945051I'm on the third episode right now. Got to see the legendary NTR crying scene.
>>733945050Bweeh, 21 is old enough! And pretty mature too! Im an adult!!!
>>733945347Rice WOULD say this
>>733945236I liked hags when I was a teenager, and I still like them now that I'm in my 30s.
>>733943617>>733944451correct. didn't care for it too much desu, but she's hot https://store.steampowered.com/app/4348210/Break_Shoot_Demo/>>733943734"fetish" is a strong term, but it's definitely a big plus. and yeah some a bit obnoxious, I'm more of a fan of the standard ringed eyes, like hotaru from dagashi kashi or makima
>>733945253NTA but its still cool art, gotta love it
>>733942381serious looking uma who is secretely a dork is a very popular archetype
>>733945347Rice would think this, but she wouldn't say this.
>>733944609You're moralfagging too much, anon. She literally says others helped her with cream and other stuff
>>733945236>>older anons love the filliesBut the Uma I want to marry the most is Maru?
Pimping her underlings...
>>733945236But I'm a wizard and I like stay gold and rudolf
>>733945448I'm not moralfagging, I'm feelsfagging. It's different.
>>733945493>stay goldAnon, I might have some news for you
>>733945360Getting on "the stuff" as a zoomer is probably the best decision I've ever made
>>733945403>implying /uma/ wouldn't just laugh at /beg/sthey're prompt niggers, they don't give a shit about anything we make
>>733945553Is stay gold not considered a hag?
>>733945393Oh cool, gonna check it out, anyways sorry for baiting you, if we put uma on topic then the thread would've gotten deleted, so we do this instead, but then again many umas do have weird eyes
>>733945407I want to take Rulership to the Heart Attack Grill every day while visiting Amerika
>>733945236actually I'm 22 and have a range. If I speak purely in terms of umas I find the hottest my top 3 would be Pearl, Mayano, and Helios
>>733945051Goldshi is like hated in there so it wouldn't work
>>733945550Than stop feels gagging, fag
>>733945615She's a deadbeat bum for me
WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE
what the hell's going on in the other uma thread
>>733945715>claims she did it with others>the gift itself is blatantly made by herself soloIs she bullied and ignored so much, she's started fantasizing about her classmates being friends to her?How sad.
>>733945179I can't take on the emperor's stallion cock alone
>>733945749AM I HERE IN VAIN
>>733945819Not even gonna check, but that's where the schizo and the witlets are. If you needed any more proof that its just one guy
Do I have to watch anything before road to the top? The other one is a alternative version yes?
>>733944501>tfw I'm twice their age
Why does Cesario and Kris' kid look like a crack addict? Is it the eyes?
HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
>>733945236I'm not too picky about women as long as they're not lolis or too young looking but for men I have a super heavy preference for older guys. More wrinkles = Better.
Would Rice blush if I start playing with her ears?
>>733945819Witlets everyone, it's been almost eight months and they still fail the witcheck, I hate them so much.
>>733945393I like it when there is a lore reason behind it like the mark of the exalt on lucina or Aris pupils adjusting like a lens, plenty of non-standard pupils in Uma too which i like a lot
>>733945946Wrong Image?
>>733945819The racist one? It was made by the scat schizo so /pol/tards would invade and ruin the thread. It's not the worst strategy he's come up with, he can't ruin such an active thread alone, but we just dodged the thread and made another one
>>733945819Kill all witlets
>>733945946>picrelIm not really aware of what goes on in JP, but some the new umas designs are crazy
>>733945946>>733946015>>733946027Wrong image, ignore it...
>>733945236I only like uma who are ontologically insecure and because of it secure in their ontological insecurity
>>733945393>"fetish" is a strong term, but it's definitely a big plusSo you don't want to pop them out of their sockets and nibble on them or roll around around in your mouth? Not even to hold in your teeth for a bit?
>>733945923Road to the top is kind of an mini movie, no honest need to watch other seasons if you know what uma musume is about
>>733945923RttP and BoaNE are a separate continuity from the other anime entries; you can technically watch them standalone, yes.
>>733945949THERE WILL BE NO SHAME
There are no foids in these threads
>>733946131HOLD ON
My little emperor cant be this lovable
>>733946131ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
>>733946183>he doesn't know
>>733946046How can i ignore such a cool paintjob
>>733946183>>733945964If this isn't a foid he's the gayest man on earth
>>733945819Oh yeah. Didn't even realize there wasn't any of his usual shitposting this thread. Shall we go rub it in his face once the thread is dead?
>all this talk about agei remember thinking the Huniepop girls were all hot because they were "older women" when I was just 13 at the timenow I'm older than some of them, mainly my favorites
uma is now the /v/ retirement home
Why does KurobaEX not show replies to posts that appear when using the search function inside a thread?
>>733946189>>733946242AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
>>733946275No just report it
>>733946183i remember a post from a supossed middle aged woman with children who played uma on her free time asking for advice
>>733946310Because something about the search function breaks every other update.
Noo! I can't Teiopost anymore!
It really is just 1 lifeless faggot making most of the bad postsI wuv you lads so fuarking much
>image limityou niggas are insane
>>733946429just make an abhorrent shitpost and everyone will assume a teio image would have been attached to it.
>>733946351AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONYOH LOVE~
>>733946401And past versions don't work with the new captchas, fuuuug...
>800k points>done with muh acesTime to fangrind for the danchou!
>>733946183I'm a girl lol, also yes i am the yuriposter
>>733946183At least 2 of the drawfags are woment.knower
I like anime Teio.
>>733946258Well I guess but reason I saved it was because its pretty much a robot-golem thing put on a wheelchair, that nigga had legs beforeBut enough about that, lets not mention it ever again
>>733946475We weren't even trying to rush the limit. Guess more people just happened to pass the witcheck than usual.
>>733946475A blessed thread on a blessed dayI wish we still had unique IP counts
>>733946542Why are you gei?
>>733946542>girlNeat>yuriposterEXPLODE!
>>733946440>1/v/mapyoi has more than 1 member
>>733945626it's ok, umas are hot too, but unfortunately you guys do things like "talk about the game" instead of posting big fat horse tits, very unfortunate>>733946083no?
>>733946542Tits or gtfo>yuriKill yourself
>>733946283Meanwhile I was into Monica from Dark Cloud 2 and dressing her up in that leopard bikini. I'm still thinking about it two decades later. God damn.
>>733946586Getting to 600-700 posts is not really uncommon so it's not surprising
>>733946542>yuriposterdanchou kill this w*man
>>733946542You better not have been the bitch having a melty about uma being a /u/ game
>>733946697That was scatjeet once again. The foid is innocent... for now
>>733946542So you're the reason I can't post Umbrella Date art in /v/ma without attracting melties...
>>733946429TEIO
I think Rice is a HERO
>>733946542Girl girl or "girl" girl?
>confirmed femanons so far are some anon's teiofag sister and a yurifagNOT LOOKING GOOD SISTERS
>>733946697It wasn't a melty...
>>733946542american "girl"...right. (¬_¬)
>>733946542>there are foids on 4chinsThe gates have fallen...it's over lardGODS...
>>733946760girlbros...
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>Foid searching for attentionIts a biological one alright
There are NINGEN women among us
>>733946760This is why the only girls I need in my life are my trainees.
>>733946183how do you do fellow moids
>>733946801Giwlbwos...
>>733946826Yeah!And my mom!
>>733946809¯\(◉◡◔)/¯
GATEKEEP HARDER NOW
W*man had to go and ruin the comfy thread at the end by being an attention whore. As always
>>733946542t. Helios
Malesisters... there are girlbros here... I'm scared...
>>733946283I started playing Huniepop recently and my favorites have to be ayyyylmao and Kyanna.
>there might be a female IN MY CLUBshivers...
I WUV YOU FAGGOTS
>>733946939This is why umas are simply superior
i have a college friend I once caught on /vg/. there's more of them around than you think.
>>733946995Ignore, we are all anons here>CHudda.png
Now that the thread is dying and the image limit is here, I won't be able to share you the brand new infograph I made to "card count" your career events.
I wuv this tradition of posting some absolute garbage at the end of the thread
>>733947085Isn't 4chan 40% female according to the demographics
You do know you can just not reply to "women", right? Make them feel like outcasts by giving them zero (You)s.
>>733946542DIGITAN STOP POSTING IN HERE
>>733946995this is why we need more lolis next thread to scare them away. release the mayanoposters.
>>733947064I have it on good authority that my danchou is one.
>>733947157i'm nglt that's like 30% more than what i expected
>>733947145What garbage...?
>>733947197/v/mapyoi...
>>733947197>/v/ma's danchou is just Taiki IRL
>>733947092No, I know, I don't really mind. I'm just havin a giggle.As long as it doesn't becomes a recourring talking point I have 0 issues with it. People were already talking about age and moping about it so it's not so different from that.
>>733946542Ywnbaw
>>733947189I am the only person that's into Biko Pegasus.
>>733946306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hifIQ0aFi28Will you be there for your Uma when she's old and grey? >>733946283Here's a tip: You're going to grow up if not already, and so is everyone else. Shits not all like the animes or high school setting shit. I'm being rougher on this because it seems worse in the past decade that being past a certain age is a bad thing, this includes in person. Video game cons are better about people of any age having fun, but the anime cons seem really hostile to older nerds showing up for some reason.Everyone is going to grow up, even the ladies.
>Teiofags can't sage but they can bypass the image limitWhat dark sorcery is this?
>>733947285Genuinely how
>>733947325It's called deleting old images.
>>733947174They'd kill themselves without attention
>>733947325>Teiobros were the mods all along
>>733947325>teiohater is a clueless newfagsasuga
>>733947285Lolicons like you belong in jail!
>>733947189Uoh posting brings out completely different kinds of schizos though and that's coming from a Mayanofag
>>733947325Delete your post with an image, post image againTHat simple
Shinko Windy bros, we're digging.
>>733947285I have drawn loli lewds in the past and even for me Biko is too much.
>>733947409You are balding
I WANNA BE WITH (YOU)
>we're STILL on page 10Did cracking down on that one site really slow the catalog this much?
Now that thread is over, I'll admit i miss you boys.T. Burnout
>>733947409WUV MY WINDYCHADS! WUV THIS CUTE PUPPY
>>733947409one day we will own these threads
>>733947285Yes, I get it if it's haru, rice, maya ect, but biko's just not sexy unless you give her an off-model body and personality
>>733947383one of the worst things you could get in a community is loli posters
>>733947463That + sticky. MOST of the board is in the sticky, we are the 2nd fastest thread in the board
>>733946697I guarantee you that whoever shitposts about Umamusume only being an /u/ game is not an actual yuri enjoyer and just wants to make /u/fags look worse than they already do. The best yuri is female trainer x uma since umas are for (You) and torena-san can be a female if you choose that option.
>>733947456I'll have you know I'm in my early 30s with luscious shoulder length hair.
>>733947471You are always welcome here bro. Wuv you!
Let's be real. Finebros are definitely secret Teiofags.
>>733947197You'd better be careful with your next choice of words, or I'll kick you
>>733947548And that's a good thing!
>>733947548>secret
>>733947514bang bang skeet skeet
>>733947535Oh damn you aren't wrong
Kill all dirtARABS, that's all
>>733947463How did they crack down?
>>733947537I dabble in some /u/ma, but I almost never post about it because it causes melties.
>we're faster than Pokemon threads about newly revealed startersJesus, Pokemon really has gone to shit.
>>733947663NTA but didn't something happen to the ban evasion site.
>>733947548I'm a secret teiofag and normally I only post _____
>>733947564Despite making up 1% of the fans...
KISS ALL DIRTKINGS, THATS ALL
Fuck, im bored. There are two or so drawfags working on E8 stuff, give me an idea for em.
>>733947663The new captcha is apparently some glowie shit. I don't really mind since I'm a third world fag living in a bumfuck nowhere country, and I have never posted anything illegal. But for subhumans that used THAT site to spam illegal content, it's over for them.
wuv you /v/ma
>>733947537I don't care, but that day that poster was intentionally stirring shit and I don't want someone who’s gonna be annoying to be in these threads. Daiwaniggers are in the same boat with their off model ai spam and erp. keep your fantasies in your head
>>733947818Squares, stars, and circles are glowie shit?
>>733947809E8 dressed in organization XIII styled mystery niggas sitting on high chairs ala that one Xoguri art.
>>733947537I still don't want yurishit here
>>733947818The what now? I usually mobilepost, so i dont really know, but on pc i set my cookies to clear every time i close the browser, so i have to wait 60 seconds and do the default captchas every time
KYOU WA HAVE A NICE DAY
>>733947918Nawh, the Captcha connects to an IP intelligence site, Spur.us, which checks your IP address and tries to fingerprint you as well as it can to see whether you're a legit poster or a VPNfag or something.
>>733947918No retard, the javascript that runs behind it. It's a bunch of glowie tracking mumbo jumbo, basically that shit will get to you, find you and profile you even through vpns and THAT site.
>>733947918>he hasn't seen the other captcha mode
>>733947809An empty throne room as if inviting the next queen, being overlooked by characterized paintings of the E8 queens
>>733947976https://spur.us/This is the new captcha provider
>>733947809Them as the Patriots, doesn't even have to be a drawing could be an edit and it would work well.
>>733948018Oh yeah, that! Had to allow this site in ublock. I also had it pop up in kuroba before solving the image captcha
>>733948072Terrible news for the /v/mapyoi call center
>>733947809That Bleach arrancar panelhttps://youtu.be/Rv5V-5CErRE?si=C63XbttNlmIRIOQN&t=34
>>733948018Oh thats fucked, oh well. Mass surveillance state, thats to be expected at this point.
