what was her problem?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>734031053Does it really count as incest if all participants are male? It's not like anybody can get pregnant there
>>734031053>herHe's crazy product of trying to force an outer order (Golden Order) on primordial truth (Primordial Crucible)
>>734031119>Does it really count as incest if I force my little femboy brother to suck my dick? It's not like anybody can get pregnant there
>>734031304That's the opposite of what happens. He uses mind control to get incestuous pipe.
>>734031243parrybait jobber
>>734031243That tiny head looks retarded
https://x.com/nezumin_7144/status/2027776368243839433
>>734031243>no pubes
>>734031761finally a new good piece from her
>>734031761⋃
>>734031304Why did you just say what I said but again?
>>734031053Thought these were fart clouds haha
>>734031053That's a dude
>>734031053That's a man with a male penis
>>734031053Big floppy pp
>>734031109
>>734031053that's a really bad case of foreshortening, look at that abaporu foot
i want his crazy follower
>>734031243Anon, the only crucible knights that are girls either use tree spears or hammers.
>>734031304In all likelihood it was Miquella forcing Radahn to rim his bootyhole while sitting on his face.
>>734033193it should've been me damn it....
>>734031053>ZOMG ZHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL>Actual ingame models looks like a teenager fridge
>>734033460He's a big boy but still pretty cute.
>>734033541>Godrick without grafting, but in a dress
>>734033193H-hot...
>>734031053I wish I had a Miquella brother
Boipussy > pussy
>>734033541Feels good being a legGOD
>>734035856Who has the tightest pussy and who gives the best head
He brainwashes people using an aromatic twig.
>>734035856For me, it's Lothric.
>>734031053not being a cute blonde loli
>>734031053imagine being groomed by your psycho mom
>>734031053She should sit on my face.
>>734038394That would be stinky
I need to have sex with Miquella
>>734033541Longboy is long
>>734032753driven insane by shota pp.. poor girl...
>>734032827your point being
>>734031053she farts too muchor she doesnt fart enoughwhichever you prefer
>>734036281
>>734031053Became a man, tried to go back, couldn't remove the dick.
>>734034054godrick was always pretty.
>>734043783holy sex!!!!
>>734043783more
>>734043783
Will CERN ever achieve this level of natural femininity in a male without having to use hormone blockers?
>>734046225>>734035856>>734033541>>734031053Imagine Miquella milking you dry with feet ubtill you coom too much and pass out..
>>734048373not according to big e
>>734048373Genetical engineering would do that desu. But at this point just make legit girls with femboy mindset.
>>734031053Poopy pooopo
>>734049965>legit girls with femboy mindsetOoookay what does that mean?
>>734049815>notice your 3-year old son has trans tendenciesWhat the fuck
>>734049815What is this?
>>734031053>>734033541>>734043783>>734046225He looks like he has a tiny and cute penis and balls
>>734033460malenia my onmoddel chestless shoulderbouldered transwife...
>>734034054reminder that godrick canonically was fair enough as a lad to fool people into thinking he was a helpless woman so he could escape leyendell when the shattering happened
>>734033193With a footjob too?
>>734043569Sauce pls?
The rare giant trap.
not nearly enough art of malenia shamefully but voraciously zlurping his shota wiener
>>734031053Rape.
>>734058203Rare and underrated
I never got around to getting the ER DLC, is it any good?
>>734061456Yes
>>734061456no and the final boss is the worst piece of digital diarrhea from ever made
>>734054345its from the epstein files. apparently he has been engaging in genetic engineering and selective breeding as well as societal manipulation.
arent these boys?GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>734035693It's really not, maybe in fantasyt. have had both
>>734061456Not really. Its fine, but not a must-have. That does describe my personal feeling about the game itself though, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
>>734031119That's what Jeremy Irons was asking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_VXceIeMM
>>734031053I drew a Miqqer butt. Pretend there's dialogue that says something about being embarrassed to have to resort to using his butt to charm the tarnished/(you)https://files.catbox.moe/xnd806.pngIf anyone has a Miquella request, I'll try to get to it. No sex though. >>734054415Agreed
>>734062778Too lewd
>>734061456It almost feels like a standalone thing. It's not as good as the main game and has surprisingly few ties to it. It's not bad though.
>>734059234Not nearly enough material of Malenia being the subby bitch she actually turned out to be. The dommy mommy brain virus has spread too far.
>>734064073She'd be subby towards Miquella, but dommy towards other men.
>>734064445I don't know man, she was explicitly Miquella's bitch WITHOUT mind control of any kind. Takes a certain kinda personality.
Radahn always has salami for breakfast
i still thinks he looks really cute even with Fromsoft's alien zombie proportions
>>734062778facesitting
>>734063627source me up fampai
>>734060905>>734065154Haha. What if a giant Miquella smothered you with his balls and penis to keep you warm? Haha.TFW made an AI gen of an erect, giant Miquella and some lad uploaded it to Rule34.No, I'm not posting it because I don't want to get banned. It's really easy to find anyway.
>>734066223I either genned it locally or, if I was out of the house, through CivitAI or Tensor before they limited lewd gens.
>>734065317God I wish I were Radahn...
>>734041345If anything, shota pp was the only thing keeping her sane in the first place
>>734061456Yes and no. It looks beautiful, but you're gonna have to turn your graphics settings down or the waterfalls and furnace golems are gonna turn your game into a slideshow. Expect a lot of empty (as far as items on the ground go) areas. New weapons and spells are fun.Furnace golems are fun to fight. Just beat one down with just star fists yesterday.Expect everything to kick your ass until you start finding Scadutree fragments.
>>734061456The Shadow Keep was a great dungeon, but the others were somewhat disappointing, if basically on par with the B-tier base-game areas like Raya Lucaria or Volcano Manor. Rellana, Messmer, Midra, and Bayle are GOAT fights. The Lion could have been one if not for the camera. If you get a mod that sucks the camera out farther, it'd be S-tier. Gaius is B-tier. Basically a Tree Sentinel but way harder. The Putrescent Knight is also B-tier. Consort Radahn, Romina, and Metyr suck.
>>734069247I thought Romina was alright
>>734031053Imagine the smell.
I'm still salty that they added absolutely no dialogue to the base game areas referencing what goes down in the DLC. Not even Gideon gives it a passing comment.
>>734058203>>734060905needs more giant Miquelladraw giant soft looking girl with flat chest and curvy bottom. profit
what would you do if you were his consort?
>>734074607Be his face-onahole.
>>734074607>>734065317Im not gay BUT bulges under clothes are hot
>>734074607Impregnate boifeet
>>734031053dark-skinned_male, rape, missionary_position, ntr
Did the boss fight make anyone else want to sexually dominate Miquella?
>>734075682josou_seme
>>734075682i cant believe half his porn is with niggrs and golden shit. someone'has been working REALLY hard.
>>734076205josou seme is hot I wish there was more of it anywhere
>>734031053bad writers>teased us that he will be helping us and hinting that he gave us torrent>Nah, all along he was lusting after RadahnFuck outta here
>>734031053small_dom_big_sub, yaoi, josou_seme, hung_trap, abdominal_bulge, mating_press
>>734049815lol Hitler was so right about jews
>>734061456No. It is one of the biggest disappointments ever.
>>734043783>watermarking AI
>>734074607make him my consort so he wont brainwash me to become his sword
SO HORNY FOR FEMBOY ASS
>>734061456yeah it addresses the issues with the main game
>>734062778lovely. i find you in the most unlikely placesdid you ever get to the Poppy art. no stress if you didnt. just curious.
Already dead?
>>734031053Brat needs correction.
Why did he wanted his prostate destroyed so back.
>>734075889It made me want Miquella to sexually dominate me
>>734067194You want Mohg's sloppy seconds?
So why did Millennia and Rawdong fight if Mickle-lah was buttbuddies with Rawdong in the first place?
>>734080825Fightfag, "I'll only submit if you can beat me", shit.
I need miquella bussy right now!
>>734031053That's a mind controlling rapist.
>>734082487
>>734065317>>734074607I NEED TO SUCK HIM OFF
>>734076557you forgot the -
>>734031053Miquella should be treated as a girl
>>734049815>>734054345this is from a email convo between robert trivers and epstein. it's from trivers>Robert Ludlow "Bob" Trivers (/ˈtrJvərz/; born February 19, 1943) is an American evolutionary biologist and sociobiologist. Trivers proposed the theories of reciprocal altruism (1971), parental investment (1972), facultative sex ratio determination (1973), and parent–offspring conflict (1974). He has also contributed by explaining self-deception as an adaptive evolutionary strategy (first described in 1976) and discussing intragenomic conflict.
>>734086828Is there any other crazy stuff like that you have saved?
>>734082487I need Miquella to milk me dry with feet
>>734031053Miquella after suffering failure after failure - reviving Godwyn, saving Malenia, the Haligtree not growing even using his own body - woke up in the Land of Shadow and went on a pilgrimage to see what Marika had hidden away. He decided to take up his old vow with Radahn, and shed every part of his existence until nothing was left except that promise with Radahn. He became completely singularly minded so as to attain godhood and try and do away with humanity's capacity for meaningless violence, only for (You) to kill him.
>>734068491>Expect everything to kick your ass until you start finding Scadutree fragments.This. Use them and save yourself pain, that's how the DLC is designed to be played, unless you are parry/dodge god or masochist. I've given up and used them after beating Bayle at my 100th+ attempt. Satisfaction was brief and not worth the effort, at least for me.
>>734032753Leda is the perfect woman
>>734080221As an empyrean, he has an innate desire to be a mother and sire a new generation of gods. Since he's not a girl, his desires are off
>>734061456The exploration part is even better than the base game but the bosses are a hit or miss. Messmer is imo the best in the game, but the dancing lion and Radahn were just bullshit and Rellana was a test of patience more than anything.
>>734074607Tell him to turn into a flower, I'm not gay.
>>734031053Miquella did nothing wrong.
>>734063627>>734065924Was there never a source for this?
How do femboys have ass sex without a horrific shit stench or shit stains? Is it diet?
>>734096580just wash your fucking ass well and drink a lot of water so your shit isn't hard and goes down quick and easy
>>734065924>>734095786Source, unfortunately, is that I made it the fuck up. As in, it's slop with marginal effort put in it. Sorry.
>>734096580basic hygiene bro try it sometime
>>734096580Yoghurt, son
>>734096580Probably by fasting and enemas.
>>734061456The Miquella stuff? NoEverything else? Yeah.Bayle was awesome. Messmer was cool. Marika's backstory with the Shaman Village was interesting. Midra himself was kino even if his area was underwhelming.Miquella was the only part where they dropped the ball HARD.
>>734062778Requests?Do one of a female player Tarnished simping for Miquella
>>734060905>Age of CompassionNo
>>734065442Here you are, anon. Hope you like it! I just got to drawing, so sorry for the delay. Do you have any pics you like of face sitting? I'm never sure on how to draw it and what to focus on. >>734065097I did see this though. I don't like giantess stuff, but that does sound really cute. I'll do link, but Miquella in Palutena's outfit sounds really adorable. >>734077389Small world... Thanks a lot. Ah I haven't. Yet at least. I didn't think I would get so many replies and most came after I went to sleep lol. Which one was yours? >>734099063Eh maybe. What do you mean simping?
>$40 DLC>didn't even get a new ending>all so Reddit could have their prime Rhadan meme
>>734071751Radahn didn’t deserve that.
>>734100148extremely based. nice drawing
>>734100148hrgnnn yummyI was the New Year Chinese outfit Poppy request. what it was exactly i can't recall anymore, but I just wanted to see you draw it in general!
>>734100148what artist name you go by? this is amazing
Radahn is up there with the other great DLC bosses, blow me.
>>734100148Excellent.If you draw shota, you should post some on 8moe's /sm/ board.
>>734049815how is this even real
>>734096580Is this the same artist who draws the horses?
>>734065097Here you go, anon. Is this kind of what you wanted? Not too sure lol. Regardless, I think Miguel's pose is cute. >>734102996>>734100768Thanks a lot, anons. I use SKZ on pixiv, or just skeezicks around /v/. >>734101825Ooh yep, I remember now. It's a very cute outfit, I'll be sure to try and draw it. Poppy is top cute. Speaking of Poppy, I hope there is another Poppy-like in the new pokemon. I don't play them, but there are cute characters. >>734104239Thanks a lot, anon. I love shota. It's the only way for Miquella to be. I'll stop by at some point.
>>734103280A lot of DLC bosses seem built with the Deflecting Hardtear in mind which was a problem for me, Dipshit, who either didn't find it or didn't register I had it and never used it. I ended up beating Radahn with a lot of Comet spells, a mimic tear and a black steel greatshield +7 or +8 for 100% holy resist.
Fun fact: this thread existed an entire day without usage of the word 'troon'
>>734109481Quite nice size art of Miquella. This character really fits for size content. And thanks.
>>734110105Slowly but surely /v/ is starting to heal.
>>734109712Is the deflecting tear worth it? Like could I realistically use it with something like fists to block all damage and respond with a spike ball to the face?
>>734110105Ya ruined it
How is this still up? Both the thread and my penis I mean
>>734111678i used the monk arts + deflecting tear for every boss and it works well, you just need a lot of stamina because it still accounts for guard boost. deflecting with a greatsword takes way less stamina than deflecting with fists, for example
It really is nice that guys can start adopting cute aesthetics more now, I can't stand how everything was pushed to be masculine
>>734112072It's gap moe. Like combining salty and sweet flavors, the contrast of a strong body with a pretty face and effeminate mannerisms bring out the best of both.
>>734061456other than the final boss its bretty gud, but playing through it more than once is a miserable slog because of the scoobydoo fragments
for me it's noname_(nowhere)
>>734109481Oh goodness, I love scale stuff like this too. Hrggnn>don't play Pokemon gamesYou'd have to pay me to play them again. The new ones don't seem all that well made, and while the old ones had their charm they're still lengthy to revisit. I love the cute girls though, and am happy you enjoy drawing em ^ ^
>>734113709
has anyone made a mod that ports the Nightreign bosses yet?
>>734031053Pcr should have had a phase 3, it checkpoints there so you don't have to redo phase 1&2 again and phase 3 is just miquella, shirtless, wielding one of radahns colossal gs like it's a light greatsword basically effortless Would have been kino
>>734031053You know that's literally not a woman, anon. Not even in the schizo surgery kind of way.
