>Hey, soldier.
>>734049274Hey demon creature
That's not water, is it?
that's my cum btw
>>734049274God if only her tits were actually that big in the game she would've been perfect.
>>734049372There's got to be a mod for it
>>734049392I'm sure there's several at this point. Alas, I've already played BG3. It was ok.
>>734049274
I killed her and I don't regret it.
I don't think I could ever live in a world like DnD without being a Paladin.I'd be spamming the ever living shit out of Truesight and Zone of Truth or something.My granny told me way too many stories of Demons and Faeries as a kid now it's impossible for me not to question everything mystical related or read between what people say. In fact, despite how hot some of these tieflings or whatever else is, I'd probably be too skeptical of them as demon adjacent for me to ever remotely ever trust them enough to fuck them let alone have a relationship.
>>734049392is there a mod to give her a giant horsecock?
>>734049392at this point its harder to come up with things you cant mod yet
>>734049274Worst fucking option in the game. >retarded wholesome chungus personality>"I say fuck every other word so I'm cool.">roast beef body>it's ma'am body>ugly ass design>special snowflake was major lore character's right hand man, but also level 1She sucks, her voice actor sucks, and that's knowing how annoying Shadowheart's VA is and that she cucks you.
>>734049551obviously
Grok, make her fat
>>734049274great character trapped in a shit game
>>734049274>regular human but red>female gobbo romance still not allowedgtfo with this gay normie shit
>>734049614>all wronggood job
>>734049746you can mod her to be a goblin
>>734049274>redditlach
>>734049348or her cum
>>734049746 Sorry, best I can do is normal size on dwarf/halfling/gnome, where you play as the midget.
I haven't chosen anyone other than Minthara on all of my playthroughs.Someone told me that Minthara is the only one that doesn't even bring up other people in the party as potential partners and will never cuck you unlike all the other options.Is this true? Is Karlach also like all the others? I was just thinking about doing another playthrough and finally trying something else.
>>734049746I never played BG3 but if you picked a dwarf or the small races does the romance stay the same or do they lock you out of it
>>734049859Or both>implying I didn't cast twinned Bigby's Huge Nut on both of us so I could give my wife a literal cumbath.
>>734049941the same, you can get fucked by a bear as a halfling is you so wish>>734049918some characters flirt in early act 1, thats it
>>734049918No, Special K believes in monogamy and will say as such when you get to the drow prostitute threesome scenario.
>>734049985>some characters flirt in early act 1, thats itThat's a lie. That whore Shadow will ask to be gaped by others.
>>734049274dommy mommy but good version
>>734050009she lets you date another companion in act 1 because she cant sex yet>>734050052>shadowheart calls karlach a snack once>FUCKING WHORE
>>734049985Bear on hafling is a new one...
>>734049918Pretty sure Frog is possessive and gets mad at the idea of fooling around. IIRC the line is something like>I will not share or be shared
Who's the romantic interest with the smallest chance to be a used cumrag "I'm ready to have a family (settle with some beta orbiter loser)"Obviously Shadowheart is out of the question.I'd say...>Minthara>Frog>KarlachAre probably your best bets, right?They also happen to be the most faithful romantic interests if I remember correctly?
>>734050265Minthara is by far the oldest with multiple partners (who are all dead now)Lae'zel brags about loving casual sexKarlach havent had sex in 10 years but PROBABLY fooled around in her teens, maybe
>>734049274She farts in her sleep
>>734049757He's correct, tranny.Also cool, another thread where BG3 discord trannies argue "which wrinkly horse faced bitch or old grandma is le best wife (they're all obnoxious punchable whores), gotta love those.
>>734050265Lae'zel's into a bunch of kinky BS but I wouldn't exactly say she 'settles' for Tav. She's the love interest that waxes poetic about you and wants to ride off with you into the sunset and be together forever when everything is over. Also she hates beta behavior. You have to actually conquer her to get her attention.
>>734050159Meanwhile she's a whore like the others.
>>734050265>MintharaShe's pretty old and has outright said she's had past partners. She's pretty faithful of you and claims she will kill you or others if there is any fooling around. >FrogDidn't she brag constantly about other partners? Fuck that shit.>KarlachShe hasn't had a relationship or sex in years and years and years. She's probably the most pure in the game to be honest.
>>734050112>she lets you date another companion in act 1 because she cant sex yetSomewhat excusable under the aegis of you have needs that she is physically unable to satisfy, and considers just asking you to go without for the rest of your lives to be unrealistic. As soon as she is capable of touching you without inflicting horrific burns that all goes out the window and she tells you she only wants to be with you, and expects the same in return.
>>734050501>heits youagain, wrong about anyone, give it a rest, no one has ever falled for your bullshit and its been what, 3 years by now?rent fucking free
>>734050265>Who's the romantic interest with the smallest chance to be a used cumrag "I'm ready to have a family (settle with some beta orbiter loser)"Every bitch in this game is exactly that. It's a westoid RPG made by homos, simps and other cucks.
>>734050571I guess here's the part where a mentally ill discord raider gets upset and hallucinates that someone shitting on his pozzed faggoty westoid game is his gay crush. Sad that this spread so agressively since the day of FF15/FF16 and FF14 troons obsessing over "Barry".
>>734050265>Who's the romantic interest with the smallest chance to be a used cumragUnironically? Out of ALL party members? Wyll, hands down. He's practically a virgin compared to the rest.
>>734050052not in my playthrough
Why do I love red skin so much
>>734051127She is canonically a used goods gigawhore.
>>734050559>>734050009women just cant be cucked
>>734049528I got boinked by her easy bake oven and it was worth it
>>734050851Wyll is a bro. I'm glad he didn't try to cuck me with Karlach. would've been hot tho
>>734051442
>>734050571Wrong. He was me, who is not who you're responding to. Tranny ass loving ass.
If you romance her as a male, doesn't she stick it in your pooper? Wife material.
Kill all demonsDo not suffer a demon to liveAttack demons in their homesSteal a demons wifiTake a demons sandwich that he leaves in the fridge at work even if he wrote his name on it with a date and everything and even if you don't enjoy ham salad because fuck demonsInject a demon with acidHit a demon with a 1987 Ford TaurusTake a demons mom out for a fancy seafood dinner and then never call her again
>>734051645If you and karlach did the personality romance thing from orin while she's pretending to be a dyrad, she wants to have kids.
>>734049274I've never not killed her
>>734051847never listen to fats
>>734049894>said to have been inspired by her>looks absolutely nothing like vladamaybe when she was younger? I can see it more there.
>>734049274>never been cheaper than $40
>>734049392There is. But the problem is that the armors and clothes in the game are layered over the body mesh instead of hiding it so you either get big barrel chests or the boobies clipping through.
>>734052776Holy fuck those arms
>>734049274>last minute addition>not even on the cover>still ends up being one of most beloved characters
>>734049867Sold.
>ShadowheartConfirmed whore.>KarlachThe most loyal. Great personality. Loves you, loves fighting. Will not share you. Wants kids. Most likely to be a virgin, never mentions having sex with others and hasn't been with anyone in Hell confirmed. Pure as can be. Absolute best ending, fighting with her through hell and killing hordes and hordes of demons together. You literally become Doomguy with your own personal wife who can keep up with you in slaughtering Demons.>MintharaJust as loyal as Karlach, but confirmed to have had past lovers. However she is again extremely loyal and will not even tolerate any sort of games. Great second choice.>Lae'ZelBetter than Shadowheart but way too casual about sex. Will throw you away without hesitation unless you put in all the effort (she puts in none), will talk about having sex with others while you're having sex with her.If you chose anyone but Karlach or Minthara, you're a raging homosexual cuckold.
>>734049274>Side shaveExorcise this garbageWith extreme prejudice
>>734053042/v/ loves shadowfart and frog, hates Karlachcuckolds the lot of them
>>734053086That's EA Karlach thoughever
>>734052950>last minute additionNot even remotely trueShe was in the early access and underwent changes and revisions just like everyone else
>>734053296talking about her current VA design, she had fraction of the time to record her lines compared to other companions alpha might as well be a different game
>muscled womanYou are just fags in denial
>>734053452>he doesn't want an adventuring companion to explore all the realms with and to grow stronger with as you grow in power enough to threaten otherwordly entities and gods then go home and hold handsfag
>>734051127
>>734053776I always wanted to get KEKED by a bear. My beautiful HOTWIFE deserves so much MORE than my smol, HALFLING, INADEQUATE penis!
>>734053776imagine getting cucked by that ancient piece of shitCouldn't be me.
>>734053360Will also had a VA change and radiacal rewrite. Would you say he's a last minute addition?
>>734053954Well, what kind of BVLL do YOU prefer then, smart guy?
>>734049274zesty
>>734054276The one I cut up into steak
Sex with red womenSex with big womenSex with BIG RED WOMEN
Anyone else kill Wyll immediately but restarted their playthrough once they found out they could turn him into a Lemure if you fuck up his contract.I did.
>>734049746The gobbos in BG3 are awful
>>734049372Wouldn't fix her quirky chungus personality
>>734054570God I need her inside me
>>734054620I just threw him to the side immediately.The same with all other males in the party. Didn't talk to them, didn't do their quests. I enjoyed my Harem Anime Party, then told Lae'Zel and ShadoWhore to fuck off when me and Karlach went to conquer hell. After we kill the Arch Devils and fix Karlach, we'll leave then have babies.
>>734049859>her
>>734051210It's Commanders now, chud.
>>734054710That sounds transsexual.I just punish any npc and character in game that doesn't adhere to european fantasy.
>>734054570If you plugged up all those steam vents would she explode?
>Human (White)>Male>PaladinRomanced Karlach.Didn't touch the parasites powers ever.Told all the fags in my party to fuck off.Killed tentacle face.Killed all those dumb green aliens.Didn't accept any Demons deals. Didn't accept any deals with the hag and killed that stupid ugly bitch.Didn't accept any deals with those dumb tentacle retards.These are the canon choices by the way.
>>734049274Finishing inside her simply means your jizz fizzles and evaporates before it even reaches it's destination.
Opinions?
>>734054894The correct choice is to play as a barbarian and take Minthara by forceFuck Larian for aborting her pregnancy plot btw
>>734054894>Told all the fags in my party to fuck off.How if you stuck around with Shitlach?
>>734049274im gonna say what everybody is thinkingi want minthara to peg meand i want shadowheart to cuck me!!
>>734054882It would be extremely painful
>>734054570>>734054882>Karlach the Living Pressure Cooker
>>734055639What if it felt really good to herAnd she just kept getting hornier and hornier until she blew up
>>734055934She's a big gal
>>734049372Big tits don't exist in western games for over a decade now. Even a game that presents itself as "hey look guys we showed those tumblr warriors" don't have girls with big tits.You literally can't post a single girl from a recent game that has big booba. It's all just niggers asses.
>>734055787moar
>>734054926don't make sensekind of a missed opportunity not let you play as one, though (thanks Halsin)
>>734056028True could be bigger
>>734050159The fact that it even gets brought up is condemnation enough of this tranny progressive overtly sexually deviant coomer game
>>734056162>could be biggerFor you
Karlach's big red meaty sausage...
>>734049274looks sub af
>>734056212>For youYeah, I realise what I'm into is fairly niche so it would probably just be for me.I wanna be balls deep in her when she blows
>>734056162I thought she was pregnant from the thumbnail
>>734056475Imagine pumping hard you go like gifrel
>>734056475>spoilerYou'll need a lot of fire resistance for that, anon...
Any mod to de-reddit her?
>>734056624What does that even mean?
>>734052776I don't know. I instantly thought of her when I saw Karlach.
I will say Baldur's Gate 3's issue is they kinda sanded off the edges off all the companions save for Minthara, Frog, and Astarion. Wyll used to be a scumbag asshole who beefed with goblins all the time and was constantly egging you on for TOTAL GOBLIN DEATHGale used to be more visibly an asshat with delusions of grandeur and a bit more manipulative too with a bit of a seething complexShart being a good person despite being a literal fucking sharran. Karlach's angry at the whole world that she's gonna die, that she was born a tiefling and that she was roped into all this shit by GortashHalsin's kinda this jolly goober despite me literally watching him maul two kids to death because they kept throwing rocks at himLike, I feel everyone got fucking Disneyified a bit.FUCK EVEN THE PROTAGNIST GOT DISNEYIFIED! Remember the Dark Urge used to be part of the base story and that they made Tav at the last moment because playtesters kept whining about their quirk chungus OC kept having violent impulses and dark thoughts.I'm glad they at least kept the Dark Urge but like its so fucking stupid that he wasn't the default player character for a reason.
>>734056618I'd just make sure we have a couple of resurrection scrolls handy
>>734056476there's a pregnant one too, let me find it for you
>>734056731I bet the whole ordeal would make Gale's spirit bomb look like a firecracker in comparison.
>>734056765>>734056476here you go anon
>>734056717>FUCK EVEN THE PROTAGNIST GOT DISNEYIFIED! Remember the Dark Urge used to be part of the base story and that they made Tav at the last moment because playtesters kept whining about their quirk chungus OC kept having violent impulses and dark thoughts.>could have just not give in to those urges to remain a heroic quirk chungus to the point that another god would resurrect them if they defied bhaalwhat the fuck is wrong with normies
I already know how autistic this is going to sound, but the idea of a sexual interaction / relationship with a woman that is based around "having fun" instead of kindling passion is genuinely cringe. Like this:>>734056475>>734049274The thought of a woman being a dude bro type who thinks "kinky sex" is le ebin funny joke is just like, man, what the fuck? Do any of you understand what I'm saying? Is this the grand "4chan Tomboy" archetype? Because if so, it's pretty fucking Reddit.
>>734056872I guess they just thought they were creating a player character who was EXACTLY them or whatever idk. But like the whole central of the baldur's gate series was the bhaalspawn and all the bullshit around them.
>>734056658He doesn't know, he just wants to belong somewhere.
>>734056917>explains position by saying "like, man, what the fuck?">calls ANYONE else redditwow
>>734057126But did you understand and/or agree with what I said at large?
>>734056917I'm going to be real, you are taking a fictional character and treating it like a real person. You sound really retarded. Yes, emotional intimacy is important in REAL relationships but this is fiction.Also this is non indicative of the character herself who longs to have sex but literally can't because she's so physically hot she literally burns people when she touches them and her first request is to ask you to cool her down so she can hold you even for a second and at a party when you can have sex with most of the companions during act one you just lay and watch the stars with Karlach.Most of her story is about how you have to figure out how to actually get over her physical limitations so you can do intimate things.Please stop complaining about games you dont play.
>>734057214She is under the umbrella but obviously not the lead example.
>>734054496It's not very nice cutting black men into steaks, Anon.
>>734056847lol
>>734057246I'm not talking about that specific character, dude, I'm talking about those actual character traits in real women. Why the fuck would I make such a generalized post about a single character?>>734057289Thank you.
>>734056835ough
>got ball's hurt 3 on sale this weekend>pleasantly surprised so far>until i found out magic is a limited thing>pick wizard to sling spells>after 2 spells i can go sit in a corner and wait until next day
>>734055456so true
she was this fucking close to being best girl, but the faggot writer couldn't help himself from throwing in his self-insert cuck fantasies in. almost three years later and i'm still fucking mad.
>>734057439dude
>>734056667I think fanart might be influencing you, anon.
>>734054691I need to be inside her... as a halfling devoured by huge, red woman. Imagine that...
Just watched E;R's vid. Holy fuck do you guys need some better taste.
>>734054894Absolutely based.I actually did a new playthrough on the hardest difficulty as an Oath of the Crown Paladin. Shit is fucking insane. >can basically tank every encounter>even with the nerfed radiance shit, you can still stack the shit out of that stuff and pop giga huge smite bombs ontop of them>this also means practically no one can touch you ever when you're fully stacked up and everyone basically focuses you anyway and almost never targets your team>still manage to do the highest damage even when using a one-hander and a shieldShit is insane.
>>734057439it's a total non-issue, camp supplies are plentiful and there's very few instances of long resting fucking up quests.
>>734057627You might be right. She's also one of the few muscle chicks I know of, since I'm not into muscle women in general. So it could be the reason why I immediately thought of her.
>>734057361"dude what about real women"sir this is a /v/ideo games board, not a dating website. If I was getting laid any time soon I wouldn't be on 4chan. Such is life>>734057439You can replenish your spell slots with arcane recovery at level 2. A lot of DnD combat is about resource management.Try warlock, eldritch invocations let you cast spells for free but really eldritch blast with the upgrades is all you really need. Sorcerers can regenerate spell slots too via sorcery points. Also if you just stock up on food take long rests as much as you want like, it doesnt effect the game as most missions aren't time based.
>>734057439>Laughs in WOTR's Toybox 'Rest After Combat' function
>>734057376Imagine the steam jets...
>>734056717>everyone complains that all the characters are unlikable assholes so Larian changes it for release>now everyone complains that the characters are not assholish enough
>>734057439Don't you have cantrips? You know, shit that specifically exists so casters like you won't cry when they blow their load in two rounds.
>>734057884I'm saying Larian should have stuck to their guns and not backed down, its kinda weird to have this fucked up fantasy world with murder cults, slave labor factories, zombie shadow cursed lands and a horde of goblins intent on murdering innocents and then you have these silly goober companions who act all dorky and fun comparatively. Its a weird sorta tonal whiplash.
>>734058048Neither BG3 nor Forgotten Realms are "fucked up" fantasy worlds, this shit isn't Berserk, the original games also had a lot of companion who were genuinely good people and not assholes in the slightest
>>734054894>Human male>White Blond>Max Height + muscles>Cleric, Lathander>No demons, no Shar, no parasites, no homo, no theft, no evil deedsDate Laezel in order to break her hard shell and show her the warmth of Lathender's light. She ends up passionately loving me as I passionately love her. Let her leave in the end because I know our path will cross again and our bond is eternal.
>>734058110the game literally has an upgrade tree revolving around you consuming evil brain parasites that was designed around you being corrupted into becoming a mind flayer before Larian completely abandoned it and the only consequences you face if you use the astral tadpole is you get some ugly veins on the characters face despite clearly building up in early access and the game itself that the tadpoles were bad news and you shouldn't be fucking with ithild powers.also the dark urgeliterally everything about the dark urge was intended to be base game playthrough dummy.
Max Height Human Male FighterAs low as Intelligence will goMax Str and Con
>>734057361Teenagers here are in majority virgins who only ever interact with other boys, so when they imagine an intimate situation with a woman, they give her male brain and speech patterns. It's this simple, retarded fantasies of sexless coomers.
>>734049959
>>734049547Me personally i would probably try some magic. Not saying I would be good at it but I would definitely learn some basic spells and cantrips because some of them seem so useful
>>734058628I'd just be too terrified of mind fuckery or soul fuckery not to be stacked up on that shit like crazy.I don't think I'd live long in a world like that, I feel like I'd make too many enemies by killing or at least trying to kill anyone with mind powers on sight.
>>734057609What are you even mad about? Cuckheart is based. It's exactly the best written example of a woman in-game. BGIII is a smut game anyway with some light RPG elements, this type of games is always full of fetishes to net as many coomers as possible, you've got shit that primarily caters to women as well. I always chuckle when somebody new comes in, expecting it's something like Persona, where intimate relationships are just a very small addition, except of being the main beef of the game.
>>734049274Hello painfully obnoxious quirk chungus. You enjoying your fanbase of Tumblr refugee dykes and "males"?
>>734058706>What are you even mad about?I'm mad that a character that was explicitly monogamous prior to act 3 does a total 180 and becomes a complete turboslut. why shouldn't i be mad at that?
>>734057862the whistling
>>734058905Sounds like bait & switch, which is exactly what makes her hotter. >>734058767Sorry, bear dick is very smol. Wolfheart only accepts huge knots or BHC, bearcucks need not apply.
>>734057862>>734059140>she can't hide when she's about to climax because the vents start going wild
>>734059140>tea kettle boiling noises
>>734049274>am a level 12 wizard>"hey soldier"stop calling me that
>>734059431>>734060227fucking god
>>734059140
>>734049746LARIAN! LET! ME! FUCK! SAZZA! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>734054894>>734058159>proudly announcing that your character is white>only romances the colored subhumanshmmm
Karlach's thighs
>>734049274The bible probably says I shouldn't, but hot demon ladies weren't around during the bible days.
>>734053776This image is always so funny to me, because some autist had to spend dozens of hours playing as shadowheart and romancing Halsin, just so they could post "proof" Shart is somehow a slut.
>>734062325there appears to be something missing from your picture that should be attached to karlach
I liked the datamined version of her face desu.
>>734062586You're right.Me, via my penis in her vagina, having sex with her as she swells to exploding
>>734062779oh you silly billy i was refereing to HER massive girthy penis not yours
>>734062586>>734062926such a big dick, but she's a complete futasub
>>734063105nah it aint fun if she has a huge dick but is a sub
>>734049274disgusting
I love the gentle giant trope. I love that Karlach is big and strong but also super sweet and friendly. She also has really beautiful eyes. I want Karlach to pick me up and hold me in her big strong arms, smile down at me warmly, and kiss me on the cheek.
>>734057809>5th crusade takes another 100 years while the KC slowly but very well rested reaches Threshold for the final showdown against Areelu whos now tied to an IV drip and on a medical bed on the verge of dying to her woundImagine being a fucking demon Commander and receiving reports that all of your troops are slowly but surely getting defeated but only during weekdays and during work hours
>>734049274I liked that one of the first things Tav can do when you fix her infernal engine is hug her. It was cute.
Is BG3 mainly popular among people who likes doing "goofy" random things in their RPG's for a laugh? Like if you can disguise yourself as a sheep and throw poop at the final boss to skip the fight it's "the best rpg ever"? It feels like that's who the game caters to when I play it.Well that and people(women) who enjoy modern "romance" which just means every character is a horny gay whore.
>>734063549worst girl for sure
>>734064769least obsessed incel, 6 years going strong
God I wish that was me...
>>734063549why is every modern rpg romance such shit? just don't include the mechanic if you don't have good options. it's like developers are legally obligated to have their female options talk about how they took 300 cocks before meeting you.
>>734064769player agency is important
>>734063267that makes it way better. see, she can fuck someone while getting fucked and the entire time she's just thinking about how much she loves being fucked.
>>734064769Shut up kek you didnt play it. Its been like 4 years move on
>>734063267This nigga aint heard of urethral torture!
>>734065932I did play it though, and I wanted to like it but I don't. All the romance/flirting/sex reeks of alphabet people writing it and it's incredibly cringe.But the story flow is also just bad, like if you're playing a character that doesn't want to engage with the brain worm or control the goblins then act 1 becomes incredibly shallow and weird, it really really wants you to engage with it.My last playthrough ended after killing the hag, I had the option to either resurrect the girls dead husband or break the wand in front of her and smirk at her while she cried. There was no option to tell her that using the wand to resurrect him will just create an undead monster and that she should just bury him and accept he's dead, like a reasonable person.
Organic threadOrganic replies
>>734065941karniktus is peak for it
>>734049274I only really want one thing.
The game is on "sale" right now, is it worth it? I doubt it, but they have been ultra stingy with their discounts, so I'm not expecting much better prices for a while
>>734067606>is it worth it?this would depend if you are fine with turn based. if yes then there is no real reason not to grab it
>>734067913>Turn basedAh, a fellow Rogue Survivor enjoyer.
>>734067278Nigger, why you out here lying on the sabbath.
>>734049614Lorewise none of the companions should be level one, that's purely for gameplay reasons
>>734049274How big is her futa cock though?
>>734069714Small phimosis pp that she is embarrassed about.
>>734069714about 15 inches
>>734070124Sounds good to me, but she has big balls to compensate for it right?
>>734052832Just make her run naked
>>734050851If you reject Lae'zel she'll talk about how bad he was in bed. While also mentioning that she thinks Astarion would be better. So she pretty much fucks Wyll in retaliation after both you and Astarion reject her.
>>734056717Tav is apparently the detective the Dark Urge lured in and killed before getting wormed. This reveal also pissed people off because their self insert now had a canon backstory.
>>734057439Welcome to D&D?Play a sorcerer or a warlock, dumbass.
>>734049571Bg3 looks like this now?
>>734062586>futa fags getting cucked for once rather than them slapping dicks on otherwise good artworkI may reinstall
>that animation of shadowheart rimming and milking karlachs fat cockfuck gets me hard just thinking about it
>futrannies still trying as hard as possible to dethrone furfags as the most obnoxious homos on the internet
>>734053119fuck out of here with that woke trashkarlach hates demons more than ferfren
>>734067390>gets btfo in e33 thread>comes here to cope
Dolly >
>>734053119why do jews like Fieren so much
>>734065365>obligated to have their female options talk about how they took 300 cocks before meeting you.Humiliation ritual. It tries to induce the feeling of finding out the girl you have romantic feelings to is actually a whore and your invested romantic efforts were utterly wasted, because said whore gave her ass for way less for more than once.
>>734049274>dude shit and taters and wahaayI hate modern fantasy writing so much its unreal.
>>734049614>>734068213It's explained as a side effect of the parasite.IIRC Wyll explicitly tells you that he used to be able to cast shit like Incendiary Cloud (an 8th-level spell), but ever since being infected he can't anymore.
I think I finally understand how they felt when they were not represented in the hobby, they did it, they took it from us and made it gay and lame so I feel excluded. We lost.
>>734076620Gale is the best example. He wanted Mystra to make an exception on him so he could be able to cast 10th level spells. He's also respected by Elminster of all people.
>>734049274she looks so fucking ugly, glad i killed this bitch when the game first came out, didn't even know she was recruitable
Playing a wizard in Pillars of Eternity is the most fun way to implement the classit in a CRPG.
i haven't played this game yet... is it true you have to put up with a constant narrator talking about what's happening in the game?
>>734049274That one "meta" scene with her is what sold me the game. Of course I didn't play it yet, gamers don't play games, but still, that was nice. I like larian.
>>734077152Planning to play PoEs this year. Heard it's a fucking slog, but the second game should be a bit better than first. Hope it holds up.
>>734077902It's a slog if you play in any difficulty than Path of the Damned and also if you don't like reading. It's a very streamlined version of alot of CRPGs combined altogether, specifically the Infinity Engine games. The second game is mechanically better but narratively flat as shit.
>>734056084It isn't his fault. They added pretty much no extra content for him beyond Act 2, and they had promised more than just the companions from Early Access very early on. Minsc already had lines since he was originally going to be an origin character. Halsin could already be a temporary companion in the goblin camp, so it is not like they needed to do anything to make him playable.It is just a matter of them over-promising and under-delivering.
>>734057884>>734058048Larian actually said that the EA characters were going to be the more evil to morally grey ones and the more good ones would be available on release.
>>734078002Let me guess, path of the damned is the most difficult one? I've played through NWN1 recently and that one is just a fucking nightmare mechanically, even on easy. I'm not even beginning to talk about how its narrative is shit in the OG campaign.
>>734077229"Put up with" is a strange way to word it. It's a good performance and does a lot for the atmosphere.
>thread about a sexy woman>all anyone can think and talk about is tranny cocksstate of this place
>>734079168Pretty sure fans of bg3 are mostly alphabet people. Normal straight men are weirded out by the game.
>>734078456didn't he basically take the place of that rumored halfling werewolf companion? Hela something?
>>734079346I'm as vanilla as they come and I largely enjoy the game, Plot's a bit weak and the companions aren't that amazing but it's a good game.Funnily enough, this thread made me continue my playthrough kek
>>734054926For petting
GIWTWM
>>734080094this but her giga cock
>>734080094Shrink sucks so do feet
>>734049340All me btw
>>734079168Hey, I also talked about wanting to have sex with the big woman as she blew up
>love trial at the circus>"What's Karlach's idea of a perfect day?">bashing in heads and then having sex afterwardsyeah that's a wife
>when you see her naked and notice how abruptly it goes from her scarred/burned upper body to totally untouched lower body
>>734067523you know she may be a demon but she isn't evil
I feel like karlach would be the nicest about someone having a small penis out of the main characters
>>734049274that's a lot of horse cum!
>>734084337literal tomboy demon wife and v calls her reddit because they're too mindbroken about shart
>>734049274>Sup, ugly.
>>734084807she's called "reddit" because she does nothing but marvel quip the entire game if you make the mistake of letting her live.the nomenclature is stupid I'll admit but listening to her speak makes regular people irate immediately.
>>734062683that's a man lol
>>734078634Hardest difficulty is technically "Triple Crown" but yes Path of the Damned is the highest one in terms of enemy encounters.
>>734084807She's unquestionably the most reddit party member. "Fuckin fuck yeah!">>734084716Jesus. Seek help.
>>734054894>PaladinEverything cool about Paladins comes at the whim of their gods. Fighter or barbarian is better
>>734084897justified because if bg3 was made 10 years ago people wouldn't call her reddit and she does a cute lil dance
Karlach always reminded me of the demon pic related I wonder if Larian lurked here and played some STP threads.
>>734085092most of these suck because if I tried to fuck em they would kill me
>>734085307You're meant to defeat them not save them.
>>734085332scratch that I'll actually get w Lady Time
>>734085423That's a child.
>>734085451bitch is like 2000 years old or has been there for the beginning of time probably
>no post game mission where you travel with Karlach to fix her engine for good Fuck larian and fuck wizards of the coast
>>734085579There were heroines that you can actually romance.
>>734085092>challenge the princess of rage>nobody is ever in the lobby>win by defaultcheckmate
>>734088568the mighty big wife good life
>>734058567Source?
>>734049547You'd be your average farmer whose greatest experience is dying to a lvl1 mob because some magic shit went down. Demons are rare and you're more likely to get gobbed.
>>734049614Yeah I think she's the worst character in the game.Among the playable ones at least.I think a lot of them are passable, like 5/10, 6/10, but she's a 2.
>>734049941>I never played BG3 but if you picked a dwarf or the small races does the romance stay the same or do they lock you out of itSadly it's not based like bg2 where all four of them deem dwarves to be unfuckableAerie is fine with Gnomes because of her upbringingHalflings get lucky I guess and they're as romanceable as half-elves and humans.
>>734051127She follows a mad god of pain and is boon of war against her sister. SH has probably cucked and been cucked nurmous times to drive the point home that life is pain and you live/die alone.
>>734049274idk why people like her. She probably has the best-looking face in the game, but her body is hideous and her personality is pretty cringey.
Roughly like this.I think Wyll is in the acceptable range, but slightly worse than the others in C.I don't love Gale, but seems like he's a better character above the rest without any bigger problems. I did bench him more though.
