What's your favorite COLDSTEEL OC DONUT STEEL in vidya?
>>734099985Generals belong on /vg/
>>734099985I don't like the shorts
>>734100043Hall monitors belong in grade school
>>734099985>hahas in your path
>>734099985>gloves don't cover the entire handthis bothers me greatly
/v/ Clubs are recruiting. Join them to get Carats (gacha currency).Announce yourself to be recruited, or the clubs might announce themselves instead. That is all the effort I'm putting in.
>>734100342I was actually going to post about this, what is the point of these short half-gloves? They look uncomfortable
>>>/mlp/
>>734100351Which ones? all of them?
>>734100558Almost all of them yeah
>>734100282Give me the full Reandown.
ban gachafaggots
>>734100351What are the clubs? I’m interested
>>734100558
>>734101083>/herse/ actually did itOkay, I wasn't expecting that. Well done.
>>734101083ASTER has a bunch of open slots now.
>>734101078>>734101083
>>734101083/v/mers has 3 open
/v/mapyoi has led two members to eternal rest and now has two vacants>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here>Our club has been A+ rank since a couple of months ago>We don't have any fan quotas but a level of activity is expected (careers, shoes, just play the game)
>>734100385They’re a thing in real life. They’re for when you need to keep your fingers warm/protected but keep your palm free to breathe so it doesn’t become sweaty. I can’t think of many situations where you would need that, but according to google they’re apparently used by drivers and people who play certain instruments.
Do you think think they will adjust MANT to make it less of a pain to play for the western audiences?
>>734100385Makes it easier to slip in for glovejobs.
>>734101142What’s their club id? I can’t find them through search
>>734101317No.
>>734101317I don't think they ever updated the scenario in JP so no, the "fix" was simply releasing a new scenario
>>734101386328904426
>>734101317People have been doomposting so long about MANT that they surely took notice by now, when people started complaining about the low carat income the increased daily carats came relatively soon after so i want to believe they're open to introduce changes in global, especially now that they're aiming for more global collabs, i expect at the very least a faster menu speed to make runs take less time
>>734101317Reminder that MANT is nothing but nonsensical engrish and Trackblazer fits with the actual theme of the scenario
>>734101774>Make a new track>nonsensical engrishhuh?
Modern Falcom is trash.
>>734101904Do you think the scenario is literally about making new tracks?
>>734101993True!
>>734101993I just want Adol solo adventures back, I hate the party system so much
Mihono Barbin...
>>734101774Too bad they already used that name for something else so they failed their task and it's MANT forever
>>734099985Haha that's our Ace...
torena...
>>734102578If you're gonna post uma slop at least post high quality slop
>>734102218Didn't FALCOM fire their in house music band? That plus Adol losing his armor tells me there's no way to bring FALCOM back ever again.
>>734102578>spatscoward
witchecked or shadowrealmed
>>734103116A lot of anons are suddenly disappearing after asking if any /v/ club is recr
>>734103165I’m on cooldown
>>734101317Maybe. All they have to do is release it with super fast forward and the shop qol.
>>734103236If you posted your ID, you could reserve a spot in a club you're interested in...
der/v/ still has 2 vacants, and will probably have them until the cooldowns end tomorrow. Still, it would be wise of you to save a spot now that you have the chance
Which club cares most about foreign policy?
>>734101774#Mantblazeit
>>734100385Fashion.
der/v/ is doomed
>>734101774Nonsensical ESL English is the only fun kind of English.Burger English is the worst, same 3 and a half boring constructions repeated forever.
>>734103276I don’t trust “reserved” spots
>>734104069
>>734100282never played Trails of Coldsteel the hedgehog, does he actually do "teleports behind you: 'pssh nothing personal, kid'"
>>734101083Which of these will be the first to disband?
>>734104194he literally has every single generic anime samurai move in the book>Samurai character in an rpg>SLASH>DASHING SLASH ATTACK>SLASHING THE AIR AND IT TURNS INTO A PROJECTILE ATTACK>THE ABOVE BUT YOU DRAW KANJI AS A PROJECTILE>LIGHTLY GRIP MY SWORD BUT YOU'RE STILL DAMAGED ATTACK>THE ABOVE BUT IT'S LONG RANGE>MULTIPLE SLASHES THAT DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL I SEATHE MY SWORD ATTACK>FINAL TECHINQUE SECRET ART #3492 SAKURA PETAL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM>(unlocked after obtaining demon form) FORBIDDEN FINAL TECHINQUE SECRET ART #666 CRIMSON SAKURA PETAL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMwhy are japs like this
>>734099985I don’t this is fate or not but this one of earliest saved images on my phone, when I had exactly zero knowledge about horse racing/UmamusumeNot sure if this is fate or not
>>734104363nope, that's the girl in the OP, Katsuragi Ace from uma
>>734104363*This image is one of the earliest saved images on my phone, when I had exactly zero knowledge about horse racing/UmamusumeNot sure if this is fate or not
>>734104406I know, so that why I said whether this is fate or not because the the first Umamusume image I ever collected is of Katsuragi Ace
>>734101083Reminder to put /v/ in your account profile when applying to any of these clubs.
>>734100695
>>734104605HAHA.....
I will ignore every post that refers to it as MANTAcceptable acronyms for the upcoming scenario: TB, SOTC, TBSOTC, TB:SOTCThat's it.
>>734101993I read that as “modern Falco is trash” and almost accused you of being a simpSorry anon
I think Sundays SUCK
>>734104273because its campy and fun. your mistake is thinking they don't know exactly what they're doing is ridiculous.
>>734104749メイクラ
>MANT in global >JP buffed CB and Kita OG
>>734104749MANT. Aoharu. Team First. Merry Christmas. WEI.
>>734104864>Team First.I don't get this one
who the fuck is trackblazer and why is he a star of the city
>>734104929Nip name of Riko's team
>>734104929They changed Riko's team name to Zenith or whatever when it's First in JP, which you actually could refer to as silly engrish.Also MASTAH
>>734104273Rean is unironically so cool
>>734104749ACKblazer
>>734104961>>734104996Oh I see. I'll be honest Team First sounds stupid.Changing Bourbon's "master" is a crime though
kwab blazer
>sweepy still rank 22>that club description he's going down in flames and bringing the whole system with him
Why should I join der/v/?
>>734105178I cannot even imagine being that fucking autistic about black mob Umas. Sometimes I forget people on this site are actually severely mentally ill.
>>734105178Seeing Rice Shower next to that is really fucking funny
>>734105486RICE VILLAIN
aces are good enough, time to flatline until MANT~
>danchou actually killed the dirtersTHAT'S MY FUARKING DANCHOU!!!
>>734105924They killed my boi Ty.
>>734105924Based but Im not sure thats the best decision when we're already lacking players
>>734105924I can't believe the Mejiros would do this, and right before the Dirt CM too.
>>734105985Trust the mASTER plan.
>>734105924ASTERbros... I don't feel so good...
Hello everyone, club *ASTER* (ID=328904426) has seven available spots up for grabs.Welcoming to all kinds of trainers, both new and veteran, just request medium shoes and keep a modicum of activity and everything will be ok. Interested parties are recommended to indicate they're from here on their profile comment when applying for membership to speed up the process.Thanks for your attention and hopefully we can see you join our ranks soon.>>734101386
>>734099985isn't that the girl from that show about clothing thats just an excuse to draw girls without clothes from that company that made Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann?
>>734106094No but i can see the resemblance
>>734105924Like why though? Do you really need dirt shoes so bad that you can't give them away? Makes no sense to kick them if they were still active and doing runs.Made me check and see if our local dirter was still in the club and I'm happy to see he's still safe and sound.
>>734105924>That ruthlessnessIs the /v/ma danchou his mentor?
>>734106189NTD but they had like 7-8 flatliners
>>734105924For any unjustly persecuted dirt loving refugees that need a new home we love trading dirt shoes at /v/mers! 3 spots open!
Never gonna stop trading dirt shoes
80 fans? pfft, these botters are so shameless
>>734106271Would Ricelings really..?
>>734106082Cute song.
>>734105924Dancho take notes. This is how you deal with the d*rter menace.
>>734105924I don't mind dirtoids but dirtoid+flatliner should be an instakill
sure hope danchou finds some more heavy hitters so I can continue slacking off
Yo! New guy!Join my club, or else...
i average 2m a day but you will only see me request dirt shoes
>>734106493So flatliner is okay as long as you are not a D*rter? Sure
spechud moment
>>734106548This ruthless demon killed my dirter friend. Don't believe her lies.
>>734106552This is … not the danchou!
why do I get the feeling that no club is going to fill back up this time around
>>734106618Doomgods have the low down.
all of these high and mighty clubs will start dying once mant starts btw
>doomniggerHOPEGODS will shit on your grave btw.
>>734106686They're already going to die./herse/ couldn't fill last month you really think >>734105924 is going to find 9 people here?
>>734106498If you are a heavy hitter then please join /v/ma. The club aims for A every month but always ends up A+ by abusing the mayonnaise.I ask danchou to give him a vacation every month but he will not budge unless there is another heavy hitter! Please help our poor mayonnaise!Of course I'm in /v/ma
>thought this was gonna be a fun ow the edgelord character thread>its just some fucking faggot gachathis board gets worse every day
>>734106763post donut steel ocs anyway no one is stopping you
>>734105924You are 100% never recovering from this, you will all not have full clubs again unless you open to normalfags
>>734106752Crazy how I used to be in a club with him before being separated into a different one
>>734106763You are posting sonic shit you have no room to fucking talk
>>734106837I mean they are all flatliners so it makes literally zero difference whether they are in the Club or notRemoving them allows active trainers (if there is any) to join
I AM LE COLDSTEEL LONE WOLFI DON'T SNEED A CLUB
>>734106875Want to return and prevent your old buddy from becoming a karoshi? We have a spot
>>734106991Oh I'm already in a /v/ club don't worry, and have been in the same one since then. I do wonder how different my life would have been had I been accepted in /v/ma though
>survived another purge
>>734107027Well I can guarantee you a 100h work week at least
>>734106837>those 10 dudes who never logged in ever? you are never going to recover from this
>>734107069Nishino Flower breeder, your time to shine is coming
>all these dead clubswhere were you when /v/ma was kill
>>734107069What did I miss lads? I just woke up, don't tell me there was a melty and this is why it's so slow
>>734107192Everyone quit. It's over.
>>734107189>dead clubsWhere?
holy fuck HotUmaGlue finally got a purge?A+ imminent gluebros
the great club mergers and acquisitions is inevitable
>>734107340Can't wait for /v/ma and /v/mapyoi to merge
Who /Eden/ here?
>>734107340This would actually be very sad and a signal that we aren't as alive
>>734107382No one who can solve a captcha.
D*rt killed the game
>>734107189i was sat at kyoto racecourse watching my trainee job the spring tenno sho when tazuna ring'/v/ma is kill''no'
>>734107382I am ready to be tied into a missile with Seiun Sky and launched at Eden
>armchair danchous making 70 back-to-back doomposts about their clubs
>>734107395It's been 8 months since global release, I always knew that clubs would start shrinking around this time, I don't think we'll merge clubs until mid-MANT since that's when most casuals will quit the game.
The great danchou war
>>734107395It's a live service game, that's just how it goes. You can only take so much 1* guts before you decide that enough is enough.
No but seriously why is this thread so slow? Checking the archive I don't see many deletions. I do see that the Indian had a meltdown in the catalogue though
>>734107514Actually, according to the dacchis, Aoharu was actually the great filter and MANT was just cleaning up the stragglers. After that it is all smooth sailing
>>734106752Got bored after napping 2 weeks. Was glad to get grinding again and many others stepped up as well>>734106875Yeah, I remember the random club that quickly died. I didn't know you joined it from here at the time I left, but I did spy on you afterwards to make sure you found a club. Unless there were others too... Assuming SB
>game presents you with an impossible choice
>>734107606Everyone just finished RE9 and is venting and complaining
>>734107668Sneed clearly cares more about you since he's your mutual follower and all
>>734107642>Got bored after napping 2 weeksHow can I achieve this mentality? The longer the rest the less and less I want to return to work/grinding/etc.
I kinda want to go see BOANE again tomorrow.Friday there were only 4 people in the theater if I go tomorrow I'll almost certainly be the only person in there.
>doxxing your BFFNot looking good for sneeder!
>>734107642>Was glad to get grinding again and many others stepped up as wellIt was kind of inspiring to see all the gains in the last 3-4 days after the banners were rallied
>>734107642Yeah I got in through one of our first rooms since I didn't have a club and you were very strong so I gravitated towards there. Thanks for checking in on me mate, glad you are doing well
>Curren cup>Many laughs and cute times>Best queen in months>Dirt cup>everyone quits>clubs are closinghmmmmmmm
>>734107819Curren simp btw
>>734107735grind fans with this one simple trick: work from homealso you do it for a few days then you kinda get feeling that if you stop and don't push on to the rank-up that those days were wasted
>>734107543D*rtslop into MANT into ultra-longslop is gonna be the real test. We'll see who survives into April.>>734107606We had a thread get to almost 700 posts in this time earlier, neighas might just be taking a break. It's over actually they all quit leave your club and cut your losses.
>>734107760Yeah I plan on going one of these next days, it's only in theatres for a few more days. Might be comfy having the whole cinema to yourself
>>734107819>Curren "becomes" queen>We enter the great depression eraYou're right, I AM noticing! I hope she has a plan because luxuries are the first to go, and her number of UmaFans subscribers is cratering as we speak
>>734107668nice nature's fuck and suck
>>734107760Can I come too?
>>734107934if you live in central Florida, sure
>>734107760I saw it on thursday There were like 3 couples, one obese black chick, and one gray-haired unc in my theater
>>734107958NTA but I do and I planned on going the next few days...see you there rival
Did you know that in umamusumeDigitan masturbates during the concerts
The club racing is a lot less taxing and stressful compared to CM, I wonder why more people don't naturally gravitate towards fanmaxxing
>>734108017
>>734108009>gray-haired unc in my theaterLiterally me
>>734108070when do we get the fatsos walking around in global?
>>734108035I've doing fan runs for weeks and it got monotonous. Doing a few ace runs after that was refreshing, but it feels like my team is mostly solid now and optimizing any more will be a chore
>>734108086Twitter trannies will cry fatshaming so no.
>>734107819people are baselessly doomposting, most clubs did a general cleanup of people they were already dragging from past months
>>734107884You mean the Marvy thread? If so Im up to date
>>734108131Faggots who can't even take care of a plant think their club is dying because no one joins their club before their cooldwon expires
>>734107875wuv you
>>734108035Fan runs just aren't that rewarding for me. My club is A+ and no matter what I do I won't be making an impact on the ranking. And then the umas you make aren't that good as parents. The only thing you get is the title and I have my wife's title already.
>>734108131>>734108186I'm off cooldown and need a club. Who has spots open? My ID is:-
>>734108248benis :DDDD
>>734108186>>734108131I've still yet to see an ID posted from somebody looking for a club
>>734108303Grass rape
>>734108017>digitan is my favorite >she is never going to get her career animated >shes relegated to just be the meme Otaku standin cameo of the franchise for eternity
>>734099985>This is Roxas, the cooler Sora that can skateboard and wields two Keyblades
>>734108327Back to therapy, Spe
I have work in the morning that's worth dooming over.
>>734108382Not-so-Marvelous MonDOOM
Doomposters won
>doomsissies
>Objective: Survive
offtopic blog postsince we're doomposting I feel like I am seriously at the point of leaving /v/. I haven't seen a good threads in days. I am so tired of the bots, ragebaiters, and contrarians who want their dogshit opinions validated. Every thread I see the same posts over and over. I thought /v/ would get better as 4chan has slowed down but it's just made it more apparent how little organic discussion is left. /a/ and /jp/ are ghost towns now and jannies killed my favorite board /f/. These are the only threads I have fun posting in.
>>734108565this but 2014
How do you respond without sounding mad?
reminder to beat up dober and steal her shoes
>>734108595LLMs didn't exist in 2014.
>>734108565These threads are the only reason I come to /v/ and to be honest without them I probably wouldn't even play Uma
>>734108565I just come to /v/ to post in these threads, it's perfectly fine to do that, you don't have to stick around for all the other trash
>>734106082Send me an invite. I’d like to join. 529086101963
>>734108565I only post in yugioh and /v/ma threads on /v/ nowadays, the endless and repetitive bait in the catalog is just nauseating.
>>734108749Doomposters BTFO!
Which club will let me slack off and only do 1 run a day and maybe some extra if I need to close out an event
>>734108819every club
>>734108819all of them, really
>>734108819Sounds perfect for /v/ma
>>734108819Join /v/ma
>>734108565I only use /v/ for news because shitposters are fast, or for porn, not for actual discussions and that’s been the case for a while now, even before covid. It’s honestly sad to see what it’s turned into but modern culture is all about ragebaiting and getting angry. It’s not just 4chan either, that shit is everywhere now.Woke shit making everything worse didn't help either.
>>734108819I can't tell you that as it would expose me to my danchou for doing the same thing
>>734099985this is your edgelord?
>>734108749Sent, just remember to check the club page once you're off cooldown.
>>734108902That's my Japan Cup HERO
>>734108902I won't lie between the retarded gloves and the tranny colors on every piece of clothing I thought the OP WAS a tranny OC at first.
man you guys were right the valentine's event story does suck except for that one part bourbon broke her larp
Sadly, that how 4chan gonna evolved: groups of small close-knit communities in a sea of pissI learnt this hard lesson with /sg/ and its successor /chug/.Likes /v/ma, there is always an implicit culture in those threads and people weren’t able to integrate into that culture will leave, and you can always feel a sense of familiarity and trust even though they’re all anons you have never meet. Consequently, outsiders/shills/shitters will always stick like sore thumb and get promptly ignored.Of course, the community will only survive if there is something serve as a common point of all its member, if that common point stops to exist then the community will just slowly dissolve just like with /sg/
>>734109006Oops for >>734108565
Damn, you guys are dooming hard today. What the fuck happened?
>>734108935Thanks Mejibro
>>734109002I actually didnt think it was that bad. Nishino is way cuter than I thought she’d be and Jordan has a big heart
>>734109045Flatliner genocide and no new blood stepping up to take their place.
Hello doomposters, im here to remind you HotUmaGlue still has 6-7 (dont say it) slots free, consider joining us today.All we ask of you is to:>log in somewhat frequently>do your shoe tradesThank you and good Monday.
>>734109006I fear losing you guys, that whole "smile because it happened" is gay as fuck, at this point you guys are my friends just by time speaking to you alone
>>734109045People apparently forgot that you can't join a club for 24 hours after leaving one, so they're panicking instead of letting their danchous do their job
>>734109045I'm dooming because newmas keep taking our old trainees' jobs
>>734109045It’s getting real bad out here I tell you whatI posted a wuv you in my chat, and nothing but dirt shoes in reply. I mean come on, even my own danchou treats me with no respect
>>734109126Literally nobody is posting IDs, that's the problem
>>734109045The best lewd dropped and we all realized it wont ever be topped, it's all downhill from here
>>734099985LUV U ACE
>>734109106>
Going to see the BoaNEon Tuesday. Looks like I'll most likely be the only person in the theater. Which seat do i take?
>>734109136That’s a good thing
Join /v/mapyoi!
We are officially entering the uma dark ages.
>>734103480Everyone but oy neigh, see what they did to iran?
>>734109118It will happen eventually so you might as well come to terms with it now. Once the threads stop at least we can still talk to each other in club chat.
>>734109153Oh I can go ahead and post it even on cooldown? I didn't realize, mine's
>>734109190always E10
>>734109190A10, like my favorite fighter jet.
>>734109190G9-10 but it doesn't matter. You can just sit wherever on the day if it's empty.
My club can still make it to A/A+ even with the vacants at least
>>734109234Did people think we were going to endlessly expand? It’s been 8 months and there’s only so many users on /v/. After a certain point you lose more than you gain, it is what it is
>>734109190D9/10 so I can put my feet on the railing
>>734109106WEI
>>734108893I can't even enjoy porn threads anymore. AI slop is everywhere and what isn't slop is disgusting western art or fetishes like farting, morbid obesity, raceplay etc. I don't even mind AI but the fact that these people are too fucking lazy and stupid to learn how to tag properly, they never try original concepts or poses, and they use the use the first free model they find on google. It all looks exactly the same. Some fotm bimbo character with off model proportions, uncanny valley anatomy, covered in a gallon of oil.
>>734109261s33 y0-u th3r3, 0ld f.r1en-d
>>734109045/weakmind/ epidemic, any true first rate knows not to give a fuck
I'm honestly considering seeing BNE in the theaters again because it was really fucking cool to see it on the big screen but god it's an hour away and I work so I'd have to deal with rush hour traffic to get there to boot
>>734109106They got another one...
>>734109161>best lewd droppedThe puppet fucking one?
>>734109118Damn, I cringed.
I AM looking for a club but its funny seeing the doomposting
>>734109045>Mares bare legsUoooohhhhh
>>734109261Fuck that, I actually like you guys, I'd rather add you on Steam or some shit before losing you forever, sounds gay as fuck but I haven't found anyone to play or discuss with like in these threads
>>734109385
>>734109336I like this reasoning the most. D9 it is.
>>734109467NO WINDOW SHOPPERS OR WIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
>>734109450For me it's like a 3 hour drive in a shitty theater, fuck that. If they make the Cingray finale a movie I'll do it.
>>734109467Howdy Toreina! Join our club…or else
>>734109483Bro just stop. This shit is embarrassing.
>Waahhh i'll miss you, i'll miss /v/ma, you guys are my only friends :(((gay as hell
>>734109002It definitely needed a bit more focus but this moment made it worth it
>>734109450It only 20 minutes away from me but I just watched it with my clubmates on stream so I don't have any reason to pay $25 to see it in person.
It's time for /v/ma to disband
We have actual years before any kind of EoS wtf are you guys doing?
>>734109538rice would say this
>>734109467Join ASTER bro, being a Mejiro servant isn't all that bad, you even get a free day every month!but you'll have to do double shifts at the ryan mines after that
>>734099985Isn't that Kitasan? What did they do to her
Someone mind adding me to the queue? I can do 30 milly.....THE GAME.....
One of our /v/ros is streaming kung pow in the club chat, get in here!
>o/gv/ri cap
/v/ma may have two slots open, now.Unless someone can tell me if our absentee said anything beforehand.
>>734109576Having a Tickezo moment
>>734109584>queueThere's no queue... pretty much every club is waiting for anyone to show up
>>734109580What if I only have Ryan? And no, I will not be rolling for Bright.
>>734109584lost
>>734109351That's why you should start curating your own shit.
>>734109575who gets first pick in the free agent draft?
>>734109628>Completely, unmistakably ruthlessThat my danchou!!I fucking love my danchou
>>734109646>lesbian>sexuhhh?
>>734109581It's Kitasan if she oonige
I DONT CARE ABOUT RECRUITING I CARE ABOUT WHEN IS IT MY TURN WITH CURREN
>>734109637As long as danchou doesn't know you'll be fine.
>>734109628Dont do it DanchouWeve got a severe shortage of new trainers, every club has vacancies right now
>>734109573Honestly anon I would still see it. The sound of the running is mesmerizing with the big theater speakers, it's completely different from just having headphones on.
>>734109670Aw sucks.
>>734109646I make my own when I get a good idea but there are many things AI just cannot do yet so I'd rather go through old art or check my pixiv feed.
>>734109646You really like breasts huh
I love Ace so much it's unreal
I haven't been to the movies in decades and looking at my local theater, wtf they serve burgers now? I might just call out of work early and drive half an hour to see the movie and get my hands sticky with movie theater food.
I feel so powerful, the fate of entire clubs at the palm of my hand.
>>734109576EoS is different from retaining interest until then (and the threads continuing to survive on /v/)
>>734109581Kitasan wished she was 1/100 as cool as Katsuragi Ace
>>734109729Who doesnt?
>>734109628not as far as i know, but with many spots already open across the clubs maybe the infraction can be overlooked for a bit longerunless we got a stud that wants to join, but unlikely!
>>734109729Heh, I’ve been into breasts since I was a baby.
>>734109761my danchou...
>>734109743>Taiki’s Grill and Reel
>>734109190A9, be sure to whip out your blinding orange penlights when your uma cameos in the background for half a second
>>734109795...
>>734109761This is… this is not my Oy Neigh danchou!
>>734109745Press the disband button to end the labor shortage on /v/. You know it’s for the best
So is Claude going to make it to Elite Four this time or not?
>>734109701get in line pal
>>734101083the /v/mers quota is funny to me because i just cleared it in one day and could theoretically flatline the rest of the month
>>734109886KEK
>>734109843umas racing overground
Didn’t know having friends was gay
>>734109724shucks* FUCK>>734109710True, but rules are rules. I seem to notice we get more people looking for clubs on the second of the month anyways, with the cooldown gone and all.>>734109765I don't mind overlooking it if that's what you think we should do, but if we're gonna wait until we find ourselves a prize, we may as well just kick him anyways.Plus I've already said I'm getting a little annoyed at how people just don't simply say something.
>>734109886Based currenbro
>>734109897The quota is purposely very low, only a flatliner won't be able to clear it
>>734109743Agemasen! That's all for me!
>aw sucksHow heartless.
>>734109886Howling
I’m a 2 million a month kinda guy who trades shoes. Who wants me?
>>734109897looking at the total flatliner death in this thread it doesn't seem like that bad of an idea
>>734109743Concessions are fucking insanely expensive. If I go again tomorrow I'm not buying shit.
>>734109964All Fineposters are heartless
>>734109886Fuck off man... This isn't funny, why do you guys have to bring cuckshit cancer here :(
>>734109897every club has players that put up more in a day than several other members in the club make in the month
>>734109980ASTER of course!
>>734109886Our queen is so generous!
>>734110007It's not cuckshit if you also get a turn :)
>>734110001delete this!
>>734109886Falcon would nver
>f*lcon dirtshitters once again dogpiling and dragging Curren through the mud unpromptedyeah I hate you all
>>734110007A little bit of slander never hurt anybody friend, we still love curren.
Curren WHORE opening up her gates again, I see.
>>734109923Understandable. When MANT comes we might want to ease up on restrictions if it becomes hard on people. Hopefully the clubs fill out but I believe there’s over a dozen vacancies, and zero IDs posted thus far
>>734109886>Falkeks trying the old cuck shit againsome things never change.
The falcon intelligence agency working overtime today
baiting der/v/'s and oy neigh's danchou is no fun because they never take the bait or even acknowledge you with a joke reply
>>734110094>zero IDsASTER got a guy in this thread
these threads cannot die until we have a proper DAHBY watchalong and reenactment
>>734109923>rules are ruleswhat if your top earners did it?
>>734109996I know its a scam but I really have a craving for popcorn. Im gonna sneak in some candy. I normally never buy concessions but this time I wanna go max comfy
CM 10 status?
>>734110103They are busy modifying Sweepy to run with MANT
>Im gonna sneak in some candyImpuritas Civitatis...
>>734109749We're 8 months in, I would imagine most people still here are in it for the long haul. If MANT really is as bad as the JP say it is, which I personally doubt that it could be THAT unbearable, that seems like it'll be the biggest strain.And if 4chan itself seems like it's going to die we should be able to migrate somewhere.
>>734110178>bottingDo danchous really?
>>734110094Oh yeah, we discussed that a long time ago. We're definitely easing up during MANT.>>734110152No mercy.Though that wouldn't happen since I know they know better.
>>734110167Surely I'll be able to fraud my way into plat again despite not deserving it.
Not a lot of rooms or builds being posted this CM compared to last. Does everyone hate dirt that much or did they really fall for the mid-CM MANT drop gaslight?
>>734110007I'm just breaking balls
>>734110167D*rtslop.
>>734110247A mix of both plus I've won 7 CMs man, I don't fucking care about dirtslop
>>734110226You're telling me it's normal for someone to post Wuv Yous every two hours on the dot?
>>734110247I was going to host some rooms today but I didn't get any good aces out of my borrows. Maybe tomorrow.
>>734110232What if the danchou himself did it?
>100 word essay due tomorrow>still need to grind out Aces for Aquariuswat do
>>734110247>dirt is boring and already solved>no one can practice for long since MANT is around the cornerAll there is left is recruiting and making parents. Activity will pick up when MANT drops
>>734110301Time for a new regime
>>734110007I wuv cuckshit though
>>734110213W-where did he go?!
>>734110290Face looks off
>>734110305Nigga that’s one paragraph.
>>734110247I'm too lazy and third rate to turn my favs into dirters and I don't care about the few dirters I do have
>>734110247I couldn't start making Aces until today
>>734110226Cheaters projecting again. They cant comprehend people would grind careers manually. I have my suspicions on one guy, but most are legit and just devoted to the grind.
>>734110232>easing up during MANTbut URA still gives fans all the same!
I once got screwed over waiting for a club and ended up going a month without gibs. Everyone was full but everyone promised more spots that never came so I just dipped somewhere else.T. Kitasan newfag
>>734110247I literally didn't get a single good mile parent and I'm tired of putting in effort only to lose finals. Gonna take it easy this CM before MANT the equalizer.
>>734110305>100 word essayPre-schoolGOD...
>>734110301They'll skin me alive, cook me and feed me as burgers to the next danchou.Which I why I haven't missed more than a day.
>>734110361Why would /herse/ do that
>>734110301We disband the club and disperse into Horse MD
>>734110247I got tunnel-visioned into grinding dirt parents for two weeks and didn’t get lucky enough to roll any GOOD ones, so I basically wasted a ton of time. Now my ace training is limited to my five daily borrows. I have decent aces, but this whole CM sucked and I just want it to be over.
>>734110329Yeah, that's about as much as Jordan can write in a week
>>734110324I always wondering what happened if you ask Shion and Orfe to hold hands (aka inspiration), will the screen change color to red and explode?
>>734110376What do you like about Fine Motion?
>>734110272>not hungry to get plat on every distance and surface>not going for a plat of every running style>not getting plat with your oshi>not getting plat doing every combination of the above ngmi...
>>734110305Jordan would post this
This auto training system in JP is so damn nice for fan-farming. Really hope that Cygames adds it to Global soon.
>>734110001nothing wrong with a little enhancement
>>734110405Ask again when my useless wife comes out in 3 years
>>734110376Don’t worry Danchou, even if the world becomes your enemy, I will always follow you, as long as you haven’t kicked me out!So please think twice when dealing with flatliners
Can anyone tell me what I'm missing with my marus? I know obviously speed cap and dirt/mile S, but in the practice rooms I've been running they always, ALWAYS die. It seems like whichever front is 1st at the final corner wins, which is either Smart Falcon or a lucky max gamble front COguri I'm still trying to get perfect, but Maru is never able to amount to much, never being in 1st on the final corner to get angling and dying. I don't think they're missing any critical skills, and I don't think their statlines is atrocious. One is a bit of a powerlet but I won't expect it to be that detrimental.
>Previous 10 threads were full of hopium>This one is doom incarnateHoly ludokino, its like when you get dont overdo it into mood down
Im going to be rolling 200 on the finemo banner. Any fortune tellers in the thread want to give me a reading?
>>734110504Where is Riko when we need her the most????
>>734110474i love busty suzuka
>>734110476>Not looking goodGets me every time
>>734110526You’re going to get her after 11 10 pulls. Congrats!
>>734110526a very average 2LB that youll be able to MLB with the selector + gem
>>734110476In 3 years /v/ma threads as a whole will probably not exist. If it does then it will be 1 club at most
>>734110497For the first one, dodging danger without prudent positioning is killing her, for the second one. Missing midrace and crucial front skills (like taking the lead)
>>734110526not looking good
>>734110497No mid-race skills. If she’s “dying” might be due to being a powerlet. Is she getting off her unique with moxie on time? Idk where the hill is for the track
>>734110473The more you train, the more you save (TM)
>>734110247The amount of umas you can bring for Dirt is small, everyone is running the same ones, Taiki, Pasa, Falco, Oguri and Digitan. There are some Suzuka copes floating around but from my public testing they tend to lose more. Also we are close to MANT so you can't even train for TT or make parents yet.
>>734110497Right is a groundwork gamble, which is bad enough. Left took dodging danger without prudent positioning which is a brick. Both have second wind which does almost nothing. Both have moxie which is not helping you. You want her unique to activate in the midrace to push you to the front for angling/unrestrained.
>>734110579>>734110581Wait a second…you’re not fortune tellers!
>>734110587/umajp/ would like to have a word with you, dumbass
>>734110587I’m not leaving till I can pull Almond Eye
I think this calls for a race! A long race! A long race on uhh the japanese derby. "Goodbye aoharu hai"thats what ill call this cup. what do you think guys?
>>734110587Man, BA threads exist to this day in a zombified state and they last two days. Shit will be fine
>>734110669>longslopJust make it a medium. 2400m at most.
THE DAAAAHBY?
I hate Special Week but hang out with her cause I want to fuck her friend Suzuka
Is Ayabe worth a roll either as a parent or racer? She's genuinely too standoff-ish for me to like her from what I've seen, and I'll skip through her story if I get a luckshit roll, but I do like her design.
>>734110409I like that she's Irish. The foreign umas are cool, but she's extra cool to me since I like Irish accents and redheads and my favorite guitarist was Irish.She also spooked me 4 times when I started playing and now I don't need to roll for her on the rerun banner.My favorite part whenever her events pop up is whenever she goes "Oh!" It's the cutest thing ever to me.I also relate to her eating ramen a lot.I dunno, there's just a to to like about her for me. I really like her hairstyle, too. I love it when girls wear their hair like hers.
>>734110628I lost to a dirt B, mile A, uncapped Speed Suzuka in a public test room today which kinda spoils the motivation to work on aces
>>734110530I don't
>>734110682>BA threads exist to this day in a zombified state That's...not a good thing, anon. Imagine if everything this thread disliked became the norm and all the good anons left because of the state of the game/threads. I'd rather have the threads die for good than to end up like that.
>>734110709>She's genuinely too standoff-ish for me to like her
>>734110669Why no dirt rooms doe?
>>734110497On top of what the other trainers said Moxie activates too late, use Triple 7's or better yet Corner Recovery if you get good hints for it.
>>734110669Maybe something like Unity CupTo unite /v/ma before we enter the MANT age
If Taiki gets a third term it is truly well and over for us
>>734110713just a lot*
>>734110630>>734110612>>734110608>>734110747Thanks. Moxie triggers right after the final corner but that is likely too late, so I'll switch it out with 777. I don't have a way to get prudent so I'll stop getting that skill along with second wind. While Falcon is obviously easy the Maru and Oguri have been a fucking pain in the ass, I never expected getting fucking corner recovery to be this much of a hassle, but I have sunk cost after parent farming and I really don't want to lose to the 80 taikis I'm expecting so I'm doubling down on triple fronts.
>>734110781It's a Front cup.It's going to be S.Maru or Falcon.
>>734110781>stakes is 17 falcos so taiki cant activate SFVWhat now
>>734110793Yeah manipulating S.Maru's unique is useless because you want her to overtake before the late race starts. Her unique is no XOguri unique. Just give her corner recovery. You get like 9 hints for it without even trying.
>>734110713Are you a Gary Moore fan?
>>734110793Sounds like you got it figured out. Now back to the mines!
>>734110693SHUT UP!!!
>>734110818Absolutely, great guess.
Which are the clubs where I can shitpost in?
>>734110872He’s my favorite guitarist too…one of the reasons I bought a Les Paul
>>734110793Good luck. Triple fronts has got to be the most painful shit to build in this game. It takes me so long to build a single good front. I could never make 3 fronts in time for a CM even with a month head start.
>>734110814>You get like 9 hints for it without even trying.That's what I thought too bro but the only source being kitasan black has been actually devastating, I've lost multiple COguris to not getting it.
>>734110793777 is great for carryover speed into the last spurt but it can be more expensive than taking a discounted corner recovery.I've been doing 777 myself and buying it early in the run to make sure I can win enough G1's for the unique levels.
DID YOU KNOW that in UMA MUSUME Marche was called a cinderella MARE for her upset win
>>734107760It was so fucking kino I might actually go too I love you pokke
>>734110669>Mile>Long>Medium>Long>Sprint>Mile (Dirt)we had a pretty good variety of tracks in Unity, it's hard to pick a single track to be the Unity track but if it were up to me i'd do either Sagittarius, Scorpio or Leo (technically not Unity), a Medium race has the most amount of umas available and a good ol' race with no gimmicks might be what the people that have nothing to do right now needeven a tournament system could be fun
Danchou…just killed a manput a gun behind his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead
>>734110897Of course its /v/ma, but only after your 100h work week
>>734110740sorry anon but I like bright and bubbly/silly girls OR those with some confidence/brattiness to them. Not a fan of ice queens, introverts, or femcels
>>734110903Yui bro?
>>734110903BASED BASED FUCKING BAAAAAASEDNever grabbed an LP myself, but I fucking love playing his songs too.For me, its The Loner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gcPdeL4Dnc
>>734110814Also, if you want autistic uphillmaxxing, consider rolling for wagie with huge tits
>>734110997Is that so?
>>734111012Everyone likes Yui
>>734110979very, very frightening
MY ACCOUNT IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS>2 rainbow cleats>10 gold cleats >50 silver cleatsINTO>30 gold cleats
>>734106082Is there still some room left?ID: 416636956576I'm still in cooldown.
Oh I almost forgot to ask again. An anon told me to do so, this was my first time ever building Smart Falcon and a Front ace so I know it looks bad, any tips appreciated. My deck is>Kita>Halo>Tachyon>Sunday>Bourbon wit>RikoI struggle to reach above 800 wit even with 3 cards but the biggest problem I see is the 3 races she has to run at the end of Senior, which leave me lacking stats and it's why I haven't been able to cap speed, I simply can't train with this many races. Jbc, CC and Daishiten almost in a row
>>734111050Wanna see a magic trick? By taking off her visor, I can transform her into an NPC uma!
>>734110669make sure you set everything to random to live up to the spirit of this dogshit campaignSrip bozo
>>734111089THERE'S ONE!Fight! Fight!
>>734111080>french druids before the l'arc
Can't believe ASTER of all clubs is getting the new players.
>>734111050I hope my luck is good enough to roll for her
>Aster is the only club that knows how to bring in new-masAre the unclubs out of touch?
>>734111080I'm worried I might get hit by a bus and wake up clubless
/v/ma must LIVE
>>734111163I posted my ID but no one else wanted me
>>734111012Guilty
>>734110979JANNYTHREAD HAD JUST BEGUNBUT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND PRUNED IT ALL FOR FREE
>danchou is a drawgod, a dinofag and a guitaristmy FUARKING danchou
I see a little silhouetto of a horse
>>734111089Danchou sent one your way.
>>734111198Post it again? Didn't see
>use 4chanx >shadowrealmed threads are still on my list
>>734104273>why are japs like thisBecause they know it's ridiculous and do it anyway because it's funny. The Bleach anime has a whole gag where they make fun of the *teleports behind you* meme.
>>734111210There is a reason why there are 2250 search results on /a/Wonder how many anons are actually still using their Les Paul
>>734111163Casual/semi casual clubs still have a place in /v/ma because some people feel like they're a hindrance if they were to join one of the top ranked clubs
Reminder that Pokke is meta late mid and semi-limited.
>>734111334I have like 10 years worth of threads and I've always wondered if it has any impact on my browser performance
>>734111298>a dinofagA fucking what??
For me it's the Tele.Sadly my wrist are fucked beyond repair
I'M JUST A LONE WOLF, I NEED NO SYMPATHY
>>734111306SCARLET BOOBSSCARLET BOOBSDO YOU SEE VODKA SHITPOST
>>734111373Too bad she’s ugly
>>734111089are you a returning player? i swear i had a recording saved from you from a very early /v/ma race back when we didn't even run CM rooms for the longest time
>>734111318Got the invitation. Thanks. I'll join after the cooldown.
>>734111383He fucks dinos
>ASTERchads already got 3 recruits while A+ clubs with no quotas or obligations struggle.FUCKING KNEEL MEJIRO MARCH
>>734111069yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW9hCIiZ-gESpeaking of Gary Moore and the Les Paul, watch the master at work.
>>734111373>Can’t see the pitsWill not pull, as simple as that
>>734111373Licking Pokke's midriff
>>734111373I will only roll for her because I hate FOMO
>>734111384Based, I play a Tele as well. Funny that my danchou plays the big FAT les paul. Too heavy for me
>>734099985The only one that ever worked and is universally beloved
>>734111421Man im on cooldown just relax A+ bros
>>734111438Hate that I never had the opportunity to see him live.
>>734107395MANT is famous for cutting out a ton of the playerbase so this was inevitable.I think gacha was already trending away from grindfests even when it came out so I'd assume it's going to be a huge exodus.
>>734111447Gently tracing my finger along Pokkes ribs
>>734111334It's crazy how if you open them they are still there, just without images. Where the fuck is page ? stored
>>734111383>>734111420I'm not a dinofucker, I hate those guys. I just think they're cool.
>>734111373she kinda ugly in-game
We can all agree Strats are ugly and overrated
>>734111416the GAYEST post on all of 4chan right now, and I'm browsing /y/
>>734100695haha
>>734111101Doesn't look that bad aside from low wit. If her ult, PoC and mile straightaways procs THH can proc too, but it seems unlikely. More midleg would be good. Try to prioritize wit a little higher. If you get just a little bit lucky with some double and triple wit stacks you should be good.
>>734111481Damn....
>>734111416
>>734111216/v/ma, ooh, didn't mean to flatline,If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,Carry on, carry on as if fan counts really matter...
>Uma/mu/sume
>>734111418No, I was always there. I don't go to practice room lately because I'm a dumb jobber.But I used to host a few for-fun rooms, yeah.
>>734111479For casual players “long dailies” seem to be the biggest complaint. Maybe auto career will help keep more people playing
>>734111101Wit >> PowerDon’t get gaslight by Powerfags
>>734111582I swear the first rates always think they are the majority and forget us, the lurkers.
>>734111101>No repliesIt's over...
>>734111626>No replies>Has 3 replies????
>>734111474I hate that Kirk Hammett owns his Greeny LP now only to play shitty wah wah solos on it.
>>734111529>>734111602Oh shit I didn't see yours
>>734111505Strats unironically give me the ick, but Ive warmed up to them over time. Would much prefer a semi-hollowbody. My friend has an epiphone casino and its consistently the comfiest and besting sounding electric ever
Rixi ass for good measure
>>734111543nothing really matters, to meany way the Windy blows
>>734111674Who?
Why does the fanfare band irl kind of suck? It's one thing if it was just bad acoustics but they're cracking notes left and right.
>>734111697Rixia from trails of cold steel.
>>734111384I can't imagine the sort of pain you are in. I hope you are doing well
>>734111602NTA but If wit is maxed and power is low and you’re still jobbing, it can be a power issue.
>Thread is so doom and gloomy not even that single Teiobro is insightEoS soon
>>734111742It really is a harsh reality check, we won't be here forever and the decline has already started
>>734111664Did you unlock Falco's potential skills yet? Her dirt specific one is very good here.
>>734111714Yeah their live performances while cool do leave a lot to be desired. Theres lots of really good orchestras, bands, musicians in Japan so who knows why. Maybe they’re a bunch of Ojisans
>>734111742oh now you want teio?
>>734111101aren't you supposed to take trending in the charts too? in any case looks solid, you might want to go for a bigger highroll but hitting high wit with those cards is just a matter of RNG, i've done some runs with a similar setup in another uma where my wit varies all the way from 600 to 950
>>734111742I didn't even realize it was bump limit
>>734111529>>734111602How do you guys deal with not being able to train at all in the final stretch of Senior? Too many races there
The beginning of a new era is upon us! but /v/ma hai is uncertain what the future might bring.The only thing that can save us is a race to ignite our passions again.Track and conditions?>queen elizabeth 2 cup, 2200m medium, turf, right>firm , spring>1 uma per trainerBut what's the twist?>you have been gaslit to bring NO recoveries and NO gold skillsIt's time to apply everything you've learned over the years to show those 'you did not beat the game' posters you are truly first rate!The race will begin on March 10, two days before Kitasan's release
>>734111736For Front Runners, only when you are also matched with a Witmaxx opponent, then Power does actually matterIf they have less Wit than you then they are likely dead to begin with
>>734111742We're better off without them
>>734111769You've said that every CM.
>>734111769Multiple threads hit 700+ posts recently you neighas are dooming over nothing
>>73411159230+ minute dailies are just not the standard anymore really.I also think the club system is an absolute cancer and if you're semi serious about getting a good rank you're doing more than an hour a day and it's just not worth it.
>>734111505This, but telecasters.
Stop doomposting and take a nap.
>>734100342Which uma has the hottest gloves? Which uma would give the best glovejob? Im thinking Fuji is up there, but Dream Journey might do some unbelievable things as well
So you think you can fluster me with All Seeing Eyes?So you think you can gas me and leave me to die?Oh, Natie, can't do this to me, NatieJust gotta get out, just gotta get Outer Swell here
I hate kikes
>>734111834The clubs are dying, except ASTER
>>734111769It's just too sad, I'll miss /v/ma so much. All of it. Seiunlets, club status posting and the eternal struggle against the unjust janny... yes even the Teioposters.
>>734111834The last 3 all hit 700, some anons are just perpetually stuck on bad mood desu neigh
>>734111714>>734111780>fanfare band irl kind of suckI can answer this if it’s about the JRAWhich one are you talking about?
>>734111830Fotm for 8 months in a row, its over both before and after every new scenario or CM. Deal with it, EOS right NOW!!!
here it is, the last ever /v/ma thread
>>734111856FineMo for sure
Seiunlets were really never meant to achieve their dreams, their death has killed /v/ma as well. It was an Omen
I fear /v/ma might one day suffer the same fate as /v/hu
Good thing I joined ASTER
>>734111813Fun is back on the menu...!?
>>734111871Do you expect them to endlessly grow? /v/ is dying, not us. You see how slow page ten is lately? These threads are still the fastest thing on the board, but there is a finite amount of /v/ users that arguably is shrinking each day
>>734111915At some point you'll be posting in the last /v/ma thread and you won't even realize it
CHECK TWITTER CYGAMES JUST WENT BANKRUPTEOS TOMORROW
>>734111813Sounds fun
>>734111923Oh yeah, royal glovejobs must be divine
>>734111902I think Im thinking of the JRA one. What’s your take?
HOLY SHIT EOS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
___ ____ ____ _____
>>734111930/v/ma is reclining...
>>734111902Not any specific one but just kind of in general, it's usually trumpets fucking up.
IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL THEY START MAKING THEM BIGGER AND SLUTTIER
>>734111930/v/hu was always shit thoughever
>>734111779I did now, but she needs so many skills it's hard to get 3 golds plus everything else
>>734112020Forever Young is pretty slutty
CHECK THE NEWSJOHN CYGAMES FOUND DEAD FROM SEMEN LOSS
>>734111813Give me a exact datetime please. I don't want to miss it while I wagecuck
>>734112051Do you think Teio gave him a glovejob?
>>734112014Out of all the people that have left, I really wish you were one of them, fuck off ritualnigger
Everyone is dooming because the know Curren's reign will be over soon and we'll enter Falkek's reign and nobody wants that
>>734112075I haven't seen obey anon in a min tbf
>>734112051Is it legal for umas to rape their trainers? Because Teio seems to always get away with it
I don’t even really play the game I just want to plow horse pussy
>>734111930koichuck
>>734111834>Multiple threads hit 700+ postsThat was all me samefagging
>>734112107We know, ref/vg/ee.
>>734111930>/v/huWas always shit. It turned into a discord garbage thread years ago and now it has a local cp poster
My opinion? Neighas mourning FLATLINERS is dumb. They weren't contributing or posting in the first place.
>>734112036If you get dead/empty training turns, consider doing an extra race.
>>734111887>anons have migraineDamn.
>>734112138it was comfy before mid 2020ish.
>>734112006For Nakayama and Fuchu, the JSDF is playing, they are just a bog-standard military band, not too good, not too badFor Kansai, some local bands (university?), of course their quality not as good as the JSDFThe only exception is the NHK Mile, which is played by the NHK Symphony, one the best symphony in the entire Asia continent You can compared the fanfare between Tokyo, Kansai, and NHK to see in this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la4WqlXEMqw
>>734112116Weird, at least 400 of those posts were ME samefagging…
>>734112145
>>734112103It's completely legal
>>734112087This is obviously going to Maru's second term.
>>734112116>posts with good advice>posts with bad advice>posts ignoring a request for advice>doomposts>bloomposts>neutralposts>metaposts>roompostsALL me
>>734112064I don't know timezones well. Is 10pm EST a good time? I'll have the room open for an hour
Wish Rudolf would rape me
>>734112149How do you deal with that JBC, champions, Daishoten streak of races that make it impossible to train on the last turns of Senior?
>>734111930Same and the posts replying to you only worsen the fear. >>734112138>It turned into a discord garbage thread years agoWhat do you think it was before the discord garbage?
>>734112145Opera Bird…who hurt you?
>>734112145What if im flatlinung because im making OC?
>>734112193she can't keep getting away with it
>>734112193>make a room>use my own account alts that all have their own aces to fill the roomIT WAS ME BARRYIT WAS ME ALL ALONG
It's time to admit, I am the hall monitor
>>734112087>black wedding dresswhy is she such a fucking SLUT
>>734112048all Dirters are
>>734112213Just gotta hit that highroll. Falco has great stat growth at least.
I am /v/ma. When I die, you'll all go with me.
>>734112212Nobody says this but most of us have thought this at one point
>>734112256>"Oops all oyneigh" rooms is just the danchou with his alts>Oy Neigh is just their danchou and his 29 altsHoly fuark....
>>734112250look at her CHESNUTTHE ORANGE OF EVIL
>>734112259Time to admit we always wuv’d our hall monitors. It’s a thankless job but somebody has to uphold a semblance of standards
>>734112272You're nothing.
>>734112234Then you're based and wouldn't be kicked cuz youd say something in chat
>>734112273>t. eio
>>734112316I'm all of me.
>>734112284Dead Uma-net theory is real
>>734109461post it (I haven't seen it)
I AM
Ardan status?
>>734112212>>734112273Then I recommend you to read this asap
>only made $900kThe cultural phenomenon is DEAD
943889928932I'll join /v/ma if you are still filling, I liek Taiki. Usually do 1 run a day sometimes more on my days off or to finish an event
>>734112269Not Hokko
>>734112296wtf spe you can't say that
What do you mean my Umas are LOSING weight instead of bulking?
>>734112332>>734112379KEK
>>734109461>>734112371Fuck no, that is the only instance where the drawgod really dropped the ballPlease erase it from existence
>>734112390OH NO NO NO NO NO BROS A MILLION DOLLARS EOS NOW
>>734112379
>>734112435Shut the fuck up you fucking retard
>>734112371>>734089020
>>734112390Is this good or bad?
>>734112390It was a movie about jungle bucket nobody cares about her
>>734112390>600 theatersFound the fucking problem you bandai namco wannabe pieces of shit yes I'm mad
>>734112385
>>734112474I honestly have no idea but it doesn't sound like that much
>>734112393Sent.
>>734112473holy BASED
>>734111578Letting the days go by. Let the water hold me down. Letting the days go by. Water flowing underground
Oguri Sex
>>734112390It just keeps getting worse. It's over
>>734112394>country girl>not getting trains ran on herlol, lmao
>>734112393
>>734112482You don't see soul like this in modern crap
>>734112435extremely /uma/ coded post. do better
>>734112469Yeah, made me you stupid shitBack to /vg/, you are more welcome there
>>734112379I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL
>>734112523
>>734112527This is pretty gay
>Pfffffhahahahaahhaah
>>734112485this is what rudolf deserves
Schizo falseflagging really hard during bump limit huh
>>734112551
>>734112551AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Saw the uma movie10/10 would recommend, it was peak
>>734112517kek
>>734112551Nobody actually wants to have sex with this thing right?
whats wrong with /uma/
>Another doom and gloom thread>Another one reaches 700 postsSee your guys … tomorrow?
>>734112579Me asf
>>734112474We don't really know since we don't know how much it costed theaters to run it. Given it had zero marketing at all beyond uma cultists already in the know, and it was only in 600 theaters, roughly 12% of theaters in America, 900k is probably decent but again we don't know.
>Doomniggers when this is still the fastest thread on the board and will reach 700 posts again.
>>734112390You're off your rocker if you think I'm driving in this winter or paying a plane ticket to fucking Anchorage just to see one (1) movie
>>734112604I do
>>734112635wtf why do you live in Alaska???
>>734112610Farewell my sweet. May we discuss our EOS parting at a future journey…see you in two minutes!
>>734112607Nothing really, its just full of schizos lately (so are we tbf)
>>734112607Their NTR poster is trash compared to our NTR poster
>>734112474If it was a new film it would be craptastic, but this is an official translation of something they made years agoI don't now what the fuck they could have expected it to do but surely it didn't cost anywhere near that much to make + license out to theaters and they can just reuse it for when they do the same thing again in Europa
>>734112659You sure know a lot about /uma/
ENOUGHPost the COOLEST thing in your folder
Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>734112607They keep stealing our memes.
>>734112501>>734112527God I wish that was me. Just left my last club so I'll see you guys soon
>EOSanother day sleeping in yep yep
>>734112635What, you got Coldfoot already? Should have not left Wiseman!
>>734112687
>>734112390What budget do you guys think they had? I think 1-2m sounds about right but frankly I'm ignorant when it comes to this stuff
>>734112656This has been one of the funniest threads in a while
>>734112517>>734109908
>>734112716UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
>>734112716That’s pretty bad ass
>>734112716Hell yeah.
>>734112607they talked shit about my danchou
>>734112635I always forget that Alaska is hospitable. Does Anchorage get a lot of anime movies like any big metro down south?
>>734112474It made almost 1mil on opening day, considering that they chose really weird and few locations, the movie is 2 years old and pretty much every uma fan already watched it, I'd say it did pretty good.
>>734112716OUR HERO
>>734112726It’s cause I’m here. I’m hilarious.
>>734112691IT’S FUCKING OVER!!..now what?
>>734112654because I'm a zogbot and Uncle Sam said so
>>734112716What would his growths be?
>>734112716fucking one shot johnny
I don’t even know if we got the movie here in Kentucky
>>734112716Flaming shrimp pal card when?
>>734112691>because the game never updatedYa sure ya playing on the right server mate? Not the CN server?
>>734112682I went there a couple of times when you guys crossposted don't take it too personal you guys are cool and have your ups and downs, im sad the guy who wanted a /v/ma vs /uma/ match didn't get his wish because he genuinely seemed interested in doing it
>>734112797Donny "the dome" Richardson was always better
shame no new cosplay sluts have graced my timeline
>>734112801Me (about to flatlining) on the left, /v/ma danchou on the right
nobody cares 3DPD faggot
>>734112802>Live in DAHBYville>cant even go see the DAHBY kinoKentucky ningen…
>>734112801I look like this and do this (Curren fan btw)
>>734112631That's not the problem, the problem is we will never have full clubs again
Roll for the donkey please
>>734112838Woah...now THAT'S bold
>>734112848BASEDNEVER DOUBT THE DOME
>>734112801>Sweep Tosho liked this
>>734112783Please, please, please do not check the lastest blogpost on Doto healthTrust me!
>>734112825MANT will be the perfect time for the japan c/v/p. I'll come up with an interesting premise for the /v/ vs /uma/ race once everyone gets accustomed to the new scenario
>>734112904sorry bro, im rolling for the other donkey
>>734112904A smile would be nice.
>>734112825we told him that we’d think about it because we really didnt need any extra drama or heat from the jannies. Maybe we can organize it down the line but for now its probably not the best idea. It may also just be more trouble than its worth period. We dont need anymore tribalism or warring with our sisterboard and have no issue filling our own fun races
>>734112583what a solid fire grass core
>>734112935Doto is near 30 years old. His time has been coming up for a while.
>>734112904I am ayabebro.
>>734112904I'll give her a 10 pull and no more
>>734112904Ill luckshit her with the free rolls.
>>734112975We have free rolls?
>>734112902Yeah yeah. I'll laugh in a couple of weeks.
>>734112902So then disband one of the clubs and you’ll have a surplus. It wasnt always going to perpetually grow, player counts slow down after 8 months but the thread certainly hasnt
More like distant-cousin-board
Is Almond Eye still alive?
>>734112792Super Creek looks so menacing here
>off to work with no sleep againso glad this is the final thread
>>734112992Free singles yes.
>>734112959Mejiro Dober is 32 and still going strong as a lead horse
Hello~
>>734112995Pasa you dumb bitch, you ruined the shot. Walk a bit to your right!
>>734113008Are you me? I live on 4 hours of sleep on work night. I've got that mindset of the earlier I go to bed the earlier I have to go back to work, it's not a good way to think about it.
>>734113027Dober is eternal
>>734112992Singles on Vega and Dia, ten rolls on Kita
>>734113008EoS for YOU soon, you earned a nap
>>734099985
MY DANCHOU WAS JUST FOUND DEADSHOT TWICE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
>>734113039LEAVE HIM TO ME.
>>734113005yes, she's 11
>>734112950
>>734112687I really like this image, it would be interesting to see more ancient umas other than Maruzensky.
>>734113086CUTE!
>>734113039Hello Mr EOS, how are you?
A 2 hour movie of Spe and Suzu fucking would put up numbers
>>734113121Get off /v/ Digitan.
>>734113027Dober seems to have a lot of fun being out and about with the other horses.
foid btw
Reminder that Dober is the last Mejiro horse still alive, she's also older than Doto.
>>734113082wait what the fuck, when i checked her netkeiba profile i thought this was just a summary of her accolades but this is her entire career, that's insane
DOKTORTURN OFF MY DOOM INHIBITORS.
>doomposters come out>another 700 posts thread (750, even) Truly a mambonday
>>734113121>>734113137Even better, 2 hours of hate sex between Shion and Orfe
>>734113151So the Mejiro bloodline dies with her?
>>734113160MAMBO PLEASE SAVE US
>>734113160This thread is fucking killing me its so funny
>>734113160we were hitting 1000 the other day. 300 trainers disappeared overnight. at this rate /v/ma will be dead by next week.
>>734113092Do you think Japs rode Uma into battle during the Sengoku era
>>734113172>mejiro clanPretty much>bloodlineNot really?
>>734113172unless a /vg/ fag finds her irl
>>734113137Does Digitan not realize that she herself is a very cute and attractive uma?
>>734113040have another
I thought /vg/fags were neets, not rednecks
50,000 toreinas used to live in this thread. ..now it's a ghost town.
>>734113172There is a new owner of the Mejiro Farm and they started to pumping out horses, but the horse that still carries the real Mejiro blood line? He is in Australia now
Goodnight /v/ma
>>734113160AWFUL NEWSThread is looking like it will hit 800 posts. Dead horse bounce, it’s over
>>734113224Legitimately, no, she doesn't.
>>734113239>POV: You're Spe
Golshi is a Mejiro
$EOS PR status?
>>734113172She got bred so many times though
>>734113208Uma were samurai during that time, see no reason
DON'T OPEN
I see that the Almond Eye call center went home early today.
>>734113281... Earth Of Sounds?
>image limit not even reachedDeadest thread we've ever had, it's over bwos......
>>734113279A real Mejiro is not batshit insane likes that
>>734112203Sure. I'll be there to win it.
Explain this.
>>734113160mambo
>>734113296FUUUUARRRKKK MY DICK
>>734113281Page 9 and not even 800 posts its fucking over, everyone moved to the next cultural phenomenon Marathon™
>>734113257what the fuck is that
>>734113302Sorry, KitaTore called so the call center closed early
>>734113331Can't wait for the mamboposting once mambo drops
>>734113302And thank Sundayman for that
Being Digital’s trainer sounds fun
Fans... Carats... Sparks... Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!
>>734113264kek what a raped mare
>>734113308buhbuhbuhBAbuhbuhbuh….buhbuhbuhbuhBAbuhbhuhbuh..B-B-B-B-B-BWOBWOOOOOOOOOO NYOOOOOOOOOOBWOOOOOO
>>734112996Which club should we kill first when all can't be filled? It's that or opening up to normalfags
>>734113404oguribwo btw
>>734113308Not looking good for bwobros!
I'm just here to make sure there's at least one Princess post before the thread dies
Bwo bwo BWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWO WUVWUVWUVWUVWUVWUV BWO BWO
>>734113407/v/ma and /v/mapyoi danchous go head to head, whoever loses disband their club
>>734113434BIG
>>734113407>opening up to normalfagsdo not EVER do this no matter how bad things get. It will sort itself out in time
>>734113438
>>734113438Kek>>734113407>we should kill a clubUhh, not looking good for /v/mapyoi?
Post 800 is claimed by 5000 years of martial arts
>>734113453
>>734113407Pull the plug on /v/agabond(s)
>>734113463>...m.jpgNeigha... Not like that... download kurobaEX
Shitposting won't change the fact that /v/ma is dying and our clubs won't last a year
>>734112474Serious answer?>Limited release>Pretty much zero marketing>Two years old movie>Most people who were interested in it already watched it>Even people who got interested because of global had like eight months to watch it and many did soIt did well under those conditions. Most anime films that aren't attached to a big franchise or creator don't even get to hit 500k outside of Japan. Would be a different story if it was a new film though
Disband Oy Neigh, they are becoming too big to fail
>>734113460/v/ma danchou accepts randos and then kicks them out before tallying all the time
>>734113538Incoming 2008 fanancial crisis.
>>734113515nta but I can't get the captcha to work on it
>>734113528If this is dying I cant imagine what living looks like
>>734113548Thats happened once
>>734113515Not him but even though it works great the search function is so broken that I'm considering uninstalling
>>734113548WHAT A VILLAIN!>>734113508based, i will now meditate for 10 thousand pages
>>734113538They control the carat trade and a lot of umas are in high positions of power. Some of them even cosplay as ningens, like...you know who
>>734113548Our officers have the situation under control
der/v/ status?
>>734113574Kek, I’m just typing random shit but he actually did that? As expected of the most ruthless danchou
>>734113580>i only now see that theres a search functionHuh... I mostly was using it for filters and because downloading images is easier (plus my work wifi doesnt block the application for some reason, but it does the website)
>>734113620Looking good A+ again soon
>>734113572>livingBack in Christmas when we had to leave many anons homeless because we were all full, I wish those were here agaib>dyingHappening right now, no club will have full slots again
>>734113620If Oy Neigh is UMASSAD then der/v/ are the illUMAnati, they pull all the strings
>>734113676>no club will have full slots again>A+ clubs have at most 3 spots Nigga, /v/ma just hitched a guy and is missing a single guy. Relax
>>734113528Don't worry, /v/mapyoi will NEVER die
>>734113712You can't reason with a doomposter
>820 posts on a random sunday>dying
>>734113694Then what exactly is /v/ma? They just do absolutely random shits >>734113548 yet still belongs to the big bois club
>>734113694>ASTER, the mejiro clubUhh, the Umathschilds of /v/ma?
>>734113719I live for BEEmapyoi
>>734109483Cease your impudence, Junior. The path to attaining mastery over oneself is a lonely, arduous path. Come to terms with relishing what once was and what is now in order to attain a core that is truly golden
>>734113741>esl clubschizobabbleEvery club gets along with each other, just fuck off already
>>734113741>absolutely random shit that shoots them in the foot>once the greatest>access to weapons of mass destruction>TaikiUmarica
>>734113741/v/ma are the lazy frycooks who spit in the food of the elites. One fresh burger coming your way mister Eden!
>>734113737EVERY Sunday is MARVELOUS though
>>734113712Won't be surprised if the lower clubs don't fill up for the same reasons as last montht. knower
>>734113795I hate to admit it but my Danchou is literally Donald Trump
Any last minute rooms?
>>734113820Who is planning to pull for Marvelous?
>>734112717the movie is already made and they spent 0 dollars advertising it, probably spend like $10k licensing it and thats it.
>>734113741Bunch of fatasses shitposting while being fed by Taiki
>>734113851>Taiki architected the whole clubI kneel...
>>734113826Well maybe the lower clubs should merge then. We don't need 4 clubs full of casuals. Hotumaglue had 10+ trainers who haven't played the game in a month
>>734113841Fuck if I know man shes in 2 years
>>734113208yes
>>734113826ASTER just got filled though?
>>734113851Im skinny but I do eat burgers and shitpost a lot so its mostly true
>>734113826>Ignoring ASTERchads.Applied to them btw
>>734113880shit
>>734113628Yeah, I did. It was before I adopted the same rules as everyone else about putting /v/ in your bio. The guys bio sounded /v/ enough so I just said fuck it, we weren't getting any recruits in the thread anyway. Then he flatlined like a week later lol
>>734113295no reason is an american larper
>>734113851I can feel my arteries hardening as we speak but at least my fan count is high
ASTER will dethrone oy neigh once and for all
>Israel about to turn into Wasreal>Club recruitment plummeted to zeroHumHummmMaybe Israel was ...
bwos
>>734113902Taiki won't like that
>>734113914>>734113880what were they THINKING??
>>734113836sure cm106456227164562271
>850EOS
>>734113946>>>/cunnyinc/
>>734113921That my danchou!I fucking love my danchou!!
>page 10>over 800 posts>"hurr durr /v/ma is dead!"doomSISSIES? BTFOhopeGODS? still winning.
>only clubs left in sweepy's way are armies of the the inferior sweepy
>>734113961End of shitdoomers, thank god!
>>734113946
>>734113990Doomposters won't be proven wrong until all clubs are full, which will never happen>t. Doomguy
>>734113958>instafilled Doombros?
>>734113992>cheater cant comprehend that people actually play the game for fun
>>734114040Shouldn't you be ripping and tearing
>>734114043Curren was instafilled, but what does that have to do with us /v/irgins?
>>734113984Blue archive bros? In my /v/ma?
COMPLETE HOPECHAD DOMINATION
>>734114037
>>734113958oguri comes all the way from downtown605024016050240160502401
>>734114074LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Last for McQueen
>>734113946you cant say that BAKA
Nothing ever happens.
>>734114107McCute!
Last for this inu
quick before the thread dies post THAT pic, you know the one
With this 7 doombros are bricked forever.
>>734113992>21st placeholy shit lmao
>almost 900 postsdoomsisters...we lost...
>>7341140986/9, join on the very last /v/ma thread
16418316CM10 1/8Running the only ace I have worth a damn so bring whatever I don't care it's fucking over anyway
>>734114049>Top 20 clubs Nyo
>>734114147
>>734114107Total ASTER domination
>>734114147you asked for it
poorfags claim last, give us our one
I will destroy this thread if to prevent 900
Should I share the digital smut I have before archive?
Nooticing how SHITboli POOdolf never got a 900 reply thread.
E.O.S! E.O.S!E.O.S!
>>734114247>KWABsuragi
>>734114247ACE OF THE FRANCHISE!!!
>>734114165still 6/9 it's over eos next week
>>734114197>I will destr-AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE COOLER-SAMA PLEASE DON'T RAPE MY ASSHOLE AAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! I WILL NEVER DOOMPOSG AGAIN PLEASE SPARE ME!!!!!!
>>734114247Yes
>>734114194Typical Shinko Baldy
>>734114197
I have arrived to bring (You) EOS.
>>734114247Being this obsessed with her is unhealthy
>All these jobbers
>>734114247>Another Katsuragi Ace broMaybe the world wasn’t as bad as I thought
>>734114281
>>734114218Yes
>900doomsisters....
Say thank you to your queen.
>900 repliesdoombros...it's over...the horse gacha game was too strong...
>>734114313>AO3 is downFUCK
>m
>>734114335THE SCHOOL BICYCLE OF TRACEN
>>734114357I WANT FEMOIDS TO LEAVE MY BOARD
>>734114365Marche Lorraine!!
Good bye forever /v/ma....so long and thank you for all the fish.
>>734114385PUPPET
Last one for ASTER
>>734114335On the left of each post there is a "three dots" icon. Click that, click "open original file" and save that to get the actual full resolution.
>>734114098Oguri is shaping up to be a strong contendergood night /v/ma
>>734114406
>>734114412>spoonfeeding
>>734114439I love fat fucks.
Why is there a nearly 1000 post thread here?
>>734114439>>734114450>Just eat your opponents to the way of victory
>>734114161Clubs still aren't full we won
It's maybe fun and all but you guys must remember to take a break, we don't want to grab too much attention from jannies/mods and shitposters
>>734114460Based
>>734114465Fun
>>734114465EOS soon, rip /v/ma
>>734114449>not helping out a fellow /v/mer...sovlless
we need to make /v/ma bigger and sluttier to attract new blood
>>734114465My uncle works for EOS.
>>734114465You're asking too many questions.
>>734114465RUSHED due to EOS
>>734114465Honse race fast
>nearing image limitWe are too fast!
>>734114465Uma EOS
Ain't no fucking way a random ass sunday thread is gonna be the third 1000 post thread.
>>734113081My fuarking HERO...
>>734114452not seeing Marche's mouth move when the puppet speaks kinda annoys me
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
EoS bro...
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2028366188779274608MAINTENANCE
>>734114562doomers won
I wuv you bros, see ya next thread!
>>734114465I dislike Genshin, but Hu Tao is hot.
>>734114562MARVELOUS
>>734114562ILL STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>>734114465I don't know lol
we shall start with Ace, and we shall end with Ace
bros...
>>734114585UH OH
>>734114585YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MAINTENANCE
>>734114585Heh, more like MANTenance
>>734114580Not looking good…for Marathon!
>>734114621My fucking sides
IMAGE LIMIT HITWE DID IT REDDIT
>>734114585Its over.
>>734114631AIIIEEEEEEEE
>Image limitLol, Lmao
>>734114621hopeGODS...not like this...
>>734114465We are dying
>>734114562MARVELOUS SUNDAY BITCHTAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO TEIO TUESDAY
WE DID IT REDDIT
Now we EOS
>>734113326contemporary-slop-kinosimple as
it won't hit 1000give it up retards
>>734114696TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>734114621IT'S OVER. DOTO I'M COMING WITH YOU!
>>734114646End of sides...
IT'S OVER LEAVE YOUR CLUBS SELL YOUR ACCOUNTS
>The great patch>January 27th insurrection>A random fucking ace threadRate your 1000 post threads /v/ma.
>>734113434Based, I LOVE KAWAKAMI
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
