We're less than a month away now. Which route will you do first?
>no mozzarina route
>>734154239What is that disgusting thing in the top left?
>>734155380the spider? I know, it's disgusting.
>>734154239kill all furries
where has dazzi been?
>>734156625She's probably going to be a troublemaking prankster that pushes the player and the romance choice together with her antics.
>>734156625I'll never forgive these faggots for whoring out all the big pals but doing absolutely nothing with Dazzi in all the promo material.
>>734157580dazzi doesn't seems to be very popular outside 4chan unfortunately
>>734154239Chillet ignis, Splatterina and Lovander in that order.
>>734154239Will they release anything for real or are rhey just too busy hiring people to fix palworld?
>>734154239Quivern then Celesdir and Broncherry if they're in
Wasn't this just an AF shitpost?
>>734154239wait did this get a release date finally or is this just a pal lewd thread?
>>734158021it was a shitpost until it wasn't
>sexual content in the tagsI need it...
>>734157910>>734158021It probably started as a shitpost and then morphed into a real project after the positive reception. Not like VNs are a big undertaking either unless they tack on some other gameplay.>>734158136If it's happening, it's almost certainly happening on April 1st.
>>734158202just mod palworld and go to town
>>734154239GrilletSimple as
>>734158521But that is not official, this one is 100% official.
>>734154239Why care if they obviously don't have the balls to make it a real eroge with actual sex scenes
>>734158925>needing approval to plap your palIllegally breed your pal, Anon.
>>734154239Nyafia owes me sex.
>>734159071based she's underrated
>>734154239None of these cowards ever pull the trigger and publish official porn. Either you keep your hands clean, or you dive in headfirst and subject the world to bright pink conedick.I have nothing against you if you stay in a safe lane. But if you're going to try and knowingly appeal to degenerates, you have to go all the way, or else you're a noncommittal shitter who's trying to score some points for being edgy and risque while still playing it safe. I have no respect for these sterile half measures. Nothing pisses me off more.
>>734159071Explain
>>734154239Was it really necessary to make this spider so disgustingly FAT?
>>734159192Venis in pagina.
>>734159051I want the real deal, the true palsex.
>>734159071For me its:>Tarantriss>Gloopie>Nyafia>Incineram Noct>MaraithI wonder why all the cute Pals are psycho dark bitches. Maybe it just says something about me.
This is what some of you want and it's terrible.
>>734160094aren't these things taller than a human? Is this a child?
>>734160094>What *I* wantMy base is being invaded by sexually Abnormal Lovander rape-gangs AS WE SPEAK and you dare bring up consent?
>>734160162Is that a problem?
>>734160094I'm pretty sure lovander is way taller than the pal tamer.I would love if pals could come in smaller than usual sizes.
>>734160279RAPE THEM BACK! DOMINATION LOSS! TEACH THEM WHO'S THE BOSS!YOU ARE A HUMAN, GODDAMMIT, BEST SPECIES IN THE WORLD, WE WENT TO THE MOON, PROVE YOUR SUPERIORITY, ANON!
No pregnancy no play!
>>734160309She will grow up, don't worry.
>>734159313>disgustingly
Honestly they should let you craft a wedding ring and let you give it to a Pal and get married to it.
>>734160731It seems like that will be the case with Palfarm
>>734160731That is a feature in palfarm, hopefully not exclusive to human characters, I want my Nitemary wife.
>>734160765Palfarm showed us getting married to another human, not to a pal.
>>734157954>spoilergood taste
>>734157684>MSGK>not popularanon..
>>734161441Is true, the popularity poll thing they did a while ago placed dazzi at like 50 or something like that with the usual poster boys above.
>>734157580Dazzi got a whole short featuring her, thats more than a lot of Pals get
>>734158925>>734159645Just for you.
>>734161441not too popular outside 4chan
>>734161881Nice
>>734162010>not too popular outside like 3 fags on 4chan that obsessively post her in every Palworld threadFixed.
>>734154239The threesome route.
>>734162409fucking her big brother's butt while he's breeding her pussy!!
>>734162409She is so cute, I will NTR her brother.
>>734162474gay
>>734154239>Rip off game known for being widely popular with children >Combine it with other features popular with children like survival-craft >Fill game with bright colors and smiling characters, making it attract children >Shill game everywhere to ensure the most children possible see it>Game is filled with normalized violence, butchering, and cannibalism >Make a bunch of posts and a whole spin off encouraging bestiality Yet another indie grooming op huh
>>734162732FOOL! fuck her brother while she watches
>>734164132>Shill game everywhere to ensure the most children possible see it>>Game is filled with normalized violence, butchering, and cannibalism>>Make a bunch of posts and a whole spin off encouraging bestiality>children? aren't you supposed to be in this thread >>734156243 anon that's more in your ally for using this argument
>>734164132Nintendo lost.
Dazzi route.
>>734155380A woman. You're right to avoid them.
Will Dazzis route have marriage followed by pregnancy?
Wixen is in, right? They wouldn't just put in Katress without her rival would they?
>>734165853You know how in the witcher 3 if you try to two play both lanes between Yennifer and Triss you get your shit fucked but if you choose one and play your cards right you get to fuck both?Well, that's the secret route.
>>734164132>as opposed to the very adultlike adult game made for adults with adult content that is p*kemon
Who will run Palburger in the dating sim?
>>734166220It isn't adult, it only subtly hints at more adult things because Gamefreak knows they are making an E for everyone game. The only sexy stuff in Pokemon is human girls which promotes normal sexuality. There is no grooming there.
>>734164132palworld is very clearly targeted towards young adults and it also very clearly found that audience because it'd be much bigger if kids were interested in it like you know pokemon
>>734164132Didn't knew children were into guns and slavery.
>>734157580>dev needs westoids to buy it since nintendo made palworld illegal in japan>"wtf why aren't they advertising the pal that looks like an actual kid for their dating game??">>734158021Catgirl Without Salad moment
>>734154239i thought this was an april fools joke like 2 years ago who cares
>palworld dating sim real>no alpha-bitch Elizabee cheerleader with a squad of Beegardes constantly orbiting her that try to blow you up early in the route before you win her heartThis world is bittersweet
>>734155380A rapist drunkard school nurse.
>>734159182You, uh...keep fighting the good fight, champ!
>>734166873>wtf why aren't they advertising the pal that looks like an actual kid for their dating game??Because they are woke faggots. They have made it abundantly clear. Normal sexuality isn't kosher for these JCP goons.
>>734166772Just wait till the merchandising hits in full force. It won't be Pokemania 2.0 per say, but it's going to get a pretty big increase with children.
>>734164554>Dazzi Noct route>she plans to NTR you>becomes the most loving and caring partner to make the cuckening all the sweeter>never actually gets to the part of the plan where she cheats on you
>>734167021She's such a lovable dork.
>>734165853You can romance a Kattress named Blue but at the end of her route she fights a Wixen named Rouge and if Rouge wins, she becomes your gf instead.
>>734166972>Normal sexuality>floating kid with no sexual featuresI knew it, I knew the meme files man couldn't really be dead.
>>734162732Bastard.https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Vz421672V/
>>734165853Everyone is this Katresses rival.
>>734167184Epstein was a furry and had no interest in young girls.
>>734167241this but with ignis.
>>734166847Kids love surface level edgy shit.
>>734167303Bitch will get brutally butchered by splatterina, katress is just larping as yandere the other one will legitimately enjoy killing everyone to get to you.
>>734154239R-18 patch soon.
>>734167585are you telling me that kids love the idea of a rapist lizard that carries memory wiping medicine so she can rape pals and humans without consequences?
>>734167765Pals should keep their clothes on.
>>734166930
>>734167793Unironically yes, especially when it's portrayed in a comedic way.
>>734167895Those kids are based.
>>734159182.>>734167765
>>734167765>taking Katresses clothes off
>>734167765Huh.
>>734165853She better be
>>734168385The hat stays on.
>>734168385
Breeding sex with Chillet ! ! !
>>734154239>>734159313Tarantriss wife.
>>734154239
>>734168385Baldress...
>>734168696They make Zoe look very sexy in the images, but he in-game model is atrocious.hope they upgrade the human models on 1.0 so they look better.
>want to talk about the game>Deranged furfags dominate the thread. Enjoy it then, but this isn't a Vidya thread
>>734169023still waiting for 1.0 and they have a good time to release it too since pkm mainline game is next year
>>734169023we are literally talking about a videogame anon
>>734169023You can very much talk about anything palworld related, we might be degenerated, but we played the game, or well, at least I did.
>>734154239You fuck these things?
>>734169526That's the idea.
>>734169526They fuck you.
>>734169526I hope so.
Where would you take your favorite Pal on a date? Would dinner and a movie be good enough for your favorite Pal or do you have a better plan for her specific tastes?
>>734169719Fuddler is super underrated, she is extremely cute.
>>734154239WHERE'S THE CUTEBOY CHILLETWHERE IS HE
>>734170206Agreed.
>>734170108I have two favorite pals, Icelyn and Nitemary.For Icelyn I will take her to one of those nice tropical islands and soak with her in a high quality hot spring with a nice view to the waterfall and ocean, then to a snowy place so she doesn't fucking dies and cuddle on a large pal bed, I'm sure she will love it.For Nitemary I will take her on a pal soul buffet on sakurajima at night to get a nice view at the night sky, then I will fuck her brains out
>>734170460cute mary.
>>734168425
>>734163391NTA but a prostate orgasm (supposedly) feels better than a standard one, this is quintuply true for pals because they're all massive bottom sluts, so plapping your (male) chillet is ethically and morally correct
>>734170770That's pretty fucking funny. Going to post that one on /lmg/.>>734170784>pic3 and 4. Belly down.
>>734170685>Filling up your Pal ahead of time so she doesn't fill up on youAt least you're thinking ahead Anon.
>>734159313Nobody would stick it in that hole>>734160094Cute but too short>>734160424Best post in thread
>>734158521where mods
>>7341707849 but ultimately we are fucked because of the tocotoco
>>734158521>pal mods>take standardfemalebody.blender and slap the pals head on it
>>734170784I'll take 3
>>734164132If I had a choice between Palworld and PoCOPEpia I’m picking Palworld in a heartbeat.
>>734170108People watching in a cafe on a rainy day sounds like a perfect date for Siblyx. Maybe a place with an awning/ covered seating to still have some of that rain ambiance would be pretty great
>>734171249There's a variety of model swaps if that's what you are talking about.I'm more interested in the animations really.
>>734167793Have you missed the last decade of shitty mascot horror and even shittier analogue horror? It's all rape and body horror and you can tell these are popular with kids because they are popular on roblox. Lovander is funny and it's not rape if I don't resist.
>>734172004Is it considered rape or murder if she breaks your pelvis?
