>Devs add goblins to their game>They can't have shit resembling contentHow do you stop this?
I'm fine with no scat
>>734195147Why couldn't you add Saz the goblin to your team in Baldur's Gate 3. Bloody bastard Larian!
I played a goblin sex game that had an ad here and it was kino initially until I got jumpscared with a huge fucking strap-on, had to close the tab after that
>>734195147By not being a degenerate
>>734196513Source?
>>734196682Covering up Sazza's face was a good move. I forgot how ugly all the characters in BG3 actually are. I just liked how she offered to suck my d to free her.
>>734196682Hey that's my gobbo pathfinder wife
>>734196768>retard pretends he knows what he's speaking aboutThat's not Sazza and you're a homosexual btw.
>>734197331Is that one of Withers' empty shell characters? I used the halfling bard for pretty much my whole playthrough.
>>734197374>Covers up the manfaced goblin Withers' shell characterLook up Sazza's face; it was just cool having a dialogue where she wanted to suck my d
>>734195147Sorry bro. Hit box is to small. It fucks with the balance
>>734197389goblins aren't playable without mods, so no
>>734196513I don't believe you
>>734198085So it's a mod then? I like mods but I don't follow Baldur's Gate modding. There's probably some good ones that improves Sazza face or makes her playable?
>>734198046The goblin on the left looks cool and sexy but the one on the right just looks fucking ridiculous. I honestly don't understand how anyone can think those retarded overinflated beach ball clown tits look good. Modestly-sized, in-proportion tits will always be superior.
>>734198046>"Mi lord. I must say that I believe in your goblin citizenship initiative but I must ask as your advisor why you decided to make all the palace guards women with comically large breasts and or backsides"
>>734198235Didn't ask.
>>734195147post actual goblins and not short green elves
sorry chuds but goblins do not meet the height of consent
>>734198529Tough shit?
>>734198585all goblins are just short green elves, because elves are just humans with pointy ears
>>734195147Cloud meadow's rpg gameplay is unironically how I wish this game played. Too bad all these games are made by scammers
I want to be defeated and raped by a tribe of goblins (female)
>>734198980Goblins kill Ricca after raping her. I guess getting killed after being raped by a pack of goblins is worth it.
>>734198785>"They're just short green elves, you guys!" he said, as he bled out on the floor.
>>734199060Fem gobs would probably keep you around longer to ensure as many of the girls are pregnant as possible. It is up to you to prove your loyalty and usefulness to them in that time
>>734199106She looks like she loses to basic affirmation and headpats
>>734198046But why though?, you don't need hitbox for fucking visual novels
>>734199809This is a before and after. In-between panels that goblin sucked the tavern keeper off
>>734199982I guess goblin girl saliva is a great anti-hair loss and vitality agent.
>>734198046Me on my way to fuck the balance
>>734198235Kys boob hating americunt
>>734198046You can easily offset the imbalance caused by small hitboxes by making them extra vulnerable to overhead attacks and make their upward reach from the ground lacking.*unzips*
>>734200164I don't hate breasts, faggot-kun. I just have these things called "standards" because I'm not a cumbrained porn-addict gooner retard.
>>734198235Hyper-fetishism is a pox we just have to live with, anon.
>>734198235>I am going to transition Happy for you, sister
can you domesticate female goblins by fucking them?
By making goblins a big enough meme that devs put them in their games for the engagement.
>>734195147Hypothetically: I make my own game, thereby ending the content drought.
>>734201597Yes, and by giving them a bath. And food.
>>734201705Explain the evolutionary advantage of a small creature having a gargantuan backside?
>>734201943Protection against predators and increased chances of finding a mate.
>>734201597Goblin body fluids are notoriously addictive so chances are you'd be the one domesticated
>>734201597Domestication requires breeding such that traits beneficial to human use get passed down while traits detrimental to human use are not.If you arent engaging in multiple levels of eugenics and are instead training a creature to benefit human use, you've tamed it, not domesticated it.
>>734201943Sexual selection is a powerful evolutionary force in and of itself. Often times stronger than purely survival based adaptations
>>734201597Yes.https://exhentai.org/g/2863871/24073f818f/
>>734201597point of order: domestication is an inaccurate word. i'd prefer we use 'taming' in its place. for example: you 'tame' a female goblin, and therefore in time produce naturally domesticated goblins.
>>734201597Domestication would only work if goblins only ever made goblins. Otherwise they'd go the same way as Neanderthals. Breed out by our superior human genes
>>734201943Multiple possible explanations>secondary sexual characteristic to attract mates>extra cushioning, perhaps goblins used to ride animals more>flotation device>impact padding>filled with extra explosive filler >use as a weapon against predators>used for communication
>>734204342>spoiler
>>734201943They squat a lot to forage off the floor of forests and caves
Killing every goblin I see if they don't immediately present themselves for insemination
I'd believe people on here talking about wanting goblins more in games if they weren't exclusively posting goonbait and were actually posting goblin designs that look like they might fit in a videogame.
>>734205704janitor application refused, eh? never mind - they only employ the very best of the very best,, on this website .
>>734204441>picThat would work. only if she casts righteous explosion on herself while I was eating her ass
>>734205770Not at all, I'm just sick of people using these threads as yet another excuse to jerk off. It'd be nice to see some ideas of game designs involving goblins (or really any demi-humans) that isn't just "AND THEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER HUR HUR"
>unmarked objective is saving Sazza 3 times trough ever Act>Feels like a RPG trope leading you to a romantic conclusion, a secret romance you have to go out of your way to get >It's a wet fart of nothingI'm still mad, Sven.
>>734206008sour grapes, then
>>734206125>sour grapesHard not to have themI'm not even opposed to goblin characters that are attractive; it's just the endless coombait and lack of any interesting discussion that gets to me.
>>734203076Thanks for sharing anon.
>>734206674You sure are contributing interesting discussion by having this argument every thread
>>734206965Its not about creating discussion, chud! Its about banishing the VILE female characteristic known as t*ts from my sight
>>734201943For powerful bursts of speed.
>>734201597I gave No Haven another look recently, and I like how they did their goblin lore.>Goblins were the bottom bitch slave race for orcs>Slavery ends up become a quick-and-dirty eugenics program, as only the smartest goblins make it out while still being in a state to do anything else>Human Empire swoops in, conquers the land, and immediately outlaws slavery>Near immediately discovers that goblins are absolutely amazingly gifted at anything even remotely associated with engineering and science and can barely contain its massive expansionist boner as it fast tracks their integration as citizens>Now, orcs are a broken remnant of their former selves while goblins are in the best place their race has ever been.
>>734206031That's just one of the many reasons BG3 is shit.
>>734206008>game ideasHow about a game involving goblins brewing potions for adventurers and your have to test them on the goblins and the potions can - unintentionally or intentionally - have explosive results
>>734208092>volatile beer keg gobbo wife
thats a lof of images and hardly any game with actually hot goblins.
>>734195147Dogshit "game."
>>734209040you want hot goblins? fine! have some hot goblins!
>>734209183Toad familiar?
>>734206031Be the change you want to seeMod that shit already
>>734209040because it's not based on games, video or tabletop the trope pretty much entirely begins and ends with 4chan4chan culture, if you will
>>734208181overpumped gobbo wife...
>>734209597>Does this extra filler make me look fat?
please put on a trip so I can filter your faggotry alreadyor just drink bleach, whichever's easier
Goblins that used to be human and elf women.
>>734210098Huffslove...
>>734210098Yes, yes, we've all seen that set from Huffslove. It's played out at this point.
>>734209724they should make a game about plumping up goblins to their limits and beyond
>>734209852>going into a goonbait thread>gets mad at seeing goonbaitI don't know what you were expecting, fag, or are you talking to me?
>>734210852>goblin sappers but they use themselves as the explosives>Rich goblin nobles pumping each other up for fun or for pranks>Shy gobbo gals going nuclear out of fright.
>>734198046I don't understand this artist's fascination with goblins in pointy headwear. It just makes me think of WFB goblins, who are about the least attractive creature ever conceived.
>>734199809This art is so bad that the goblin looks even more pissed on the bottom
>>734206031I am mad that we didn't get any incest ludo with Orin. Also just a single sex scene with Mizora.
>>734211087short beings wearing pointy hats to appear taller is an amusing concept
>>734210946OUGH
>>734210725Who?
>>734211471Please stop replying to yourself
>>734201943Nigga I'm still coming to terms with the fact that elephants have human titsI can't explain shit.
>>734198046Goblines eunt domus? People called Goblines they go the house?
>>734211827Why do they call it goblin if you take hot food out?
>>734211532Believe me or not but I've found others into this stuff on here.
>>734212216Gobblin is what theyre gonna do to my balls
I'm bad at drawing but I drew this gob.I have to get better at drawing them because I want to draw a goblin girl who skirts the line between cute/sexy and creepy/scary
>>734211202Technically the dark urge gets off to murder because he's a bhaalist, like literally it makes bhaalists cum when they mutilate people. So in a weird way if you play embraced urge durge you're actually doing pseudo murder incest. you fucking freak lmao.ngl i hate how the dark urge isnt the base character of baldur's gate because the fact you can miss some of the best scenes in the game is crazy.
>>734214931I would give up Tav if it meant being able to make more Bhaalspawn with Orin.
>>734212823I love Weaponized Thickness
>>734212823>"Not my fault I'm so submissive and explodable."
>>734214020>I want to draw a goblin girl who skirts the line between cute/sexy and creepy/scaryAre you me?
>>734214020nice gob
>>734216552whats your idea for making a scary gob?For me, its turning her into a cannibal
>>734214020I want to have half-human children with her. Would you kindly give me some more details on her personality and what colors you would use for her skin, eyes, hair, etc.?
>>734214020I can't draw, but I can paint.>goblin girl who skirts the line between cute/sexy and creepy/scaryI don't know about all that, but at the very least, they should have some distinctly non-human features.
>>734217581Inclusion of anatomical features that are clearly distinct from a regular hominid. I design I toyed with with giving goblins hands like koalas, for instance.
>>734217650That goblin? Shes just one I drew on a whim. I based her hair off of kenshin so you can imagine her as a red head.The cute/scary goblin I'm theory crafting for my game?She borrows from proper mythological fae. So she can sometimes be whimsical and humorous harmless prankster but she can also sometimes be a murderous predator who eats humans. She speaks in an imagined fae-english. "Sneaksy tricksy gobb putses her pretty knife to your pretty throat. Hee hee hee!"I haven't really narrowed down visual design choices for her though. This is the first time I've ever felt so strongly about making my own original character.>>734217849>non human featuresok I actually like the pupil-less eyes.I'm taking that idea.Actually that makes me think I should try with other eye types too. like goat eyes or something. Long claws/nails also seem like kind of a given.
>>734211189>/v/drawfags are so ugly and worthless!Gee i wonder why anon
>>734218310That'd be fucked up. But not necessarily bad
>>734201943Useful as padding for mating with human men.
>>734214020I'm not an artist, but I'm thinking your gob could use more a more deranged, wider, toothier smile. Some extra makeup, or even bags under her eyes would add some creepiness AND cuteness.
>>734216149they draw the softest goblins>>734216535the MOST
>>734214020Close to a brain worm I've had for years that won't go away.I'm not going to autistically list all of the places my mind go. But it's just a savage compact creature of lean muscles and sharp teeth. Where ordinarily they're so fucking dangerous so there's not that many of them despite having a very fast gestation period. Well in a few decades I'm sure whatever quantum computers we'll rent to prompt AI will be able to make my brain worm into a reality in a fictional setting.
>>734218310I wouldn't mind depicting goblins with feet that have opposable thumbs
>>734198235Big tits are hot you fucking moron.
>>734195147Is Atlyss the only game(with actual non-fully-porn gameplay) that lets you play cute goblins without mods?
>>734222417Thus farIt's pretty fun because the movement is fun and the dev somehow was able to put something together that makes me nostalgic Who knows if it makes it to the end of development though
>>734222417 Is there a goblin race?iirc isnt there only imps, kobolds, rabbits and birds
>>734198785That particular 'goblin' is actually a trannyfag00t who sucked off the drvs hard enough he was put in the game for a while.The filthy degenerate lunatic.Because unfortunately, one of the devs for DRG is a filthy tr00ny g00fball lunatic themselves.>the same dev is also responsible for nerfing melee to death.>no really, the tranny faggot chucked a fucking wobbly meltdown in the middle of the fucking office until the rest of the devs agreed to nerf melee.>they cannot fire the tranny faggot because it is hiding wildly behind its "reee i r troon!' Protected class status.
>>734198235Someone post that screencap where Anon claims that big tits are gay because they look like ballsacks to him.
Of course I want to fug the gobbo women. But I also have a weird desire to be accepted by their culture in general and help them get collectively stronger.BG3 when you destroy the druid camp is a good example.>goblins start cheerimg you as their champion>having a party at camp, talk to some goblins>"no ones gonna be crashing the party on my watch boss, go ahead and take a load off!">" 'Es the boss and what 'e says goes innit?">"teach me how to smash my foes boss!"This feeling of the goblins all calling me boss and looking at me with adoration and respect.It makes me want to take a goblin wife and always fight on behalf of goblin kind. From this one encounter, I want to raise goblin society up and be their advocate. Don't care if its just me. Then it'll be me and my gobbos against the world
>>734223004Basado>The huwhyte urge to uplift a lesser race into greatness and become a demigod with a harem of their women at your feet
>>734221096While he's def not the most affordable artist, the quality is absurdly high
>>734217849she cute
FAT GOBLIN ASSES
>>734222574Yeah, I was thinking of imps but close enoughThe other race they added is rats (Chang)
>>734200446meanwhile, this is the americunt preference. You're one to talk.Fuck off, BBC, futa homo worshipper
joblin
>>734225897Of the month
>>734224967>americunt preferencenah, waist is too thin, too much of an hourglass
>>734224771I will now buy your game
>>734224470a goblins place is on a mans face
There's only one way to deal with these green pests.
>>734225897fix'd
>>734207912WTF they literally stole that from meexcept replace the humans with a high-elven-driven cosmopolitan empire and make the orcs "basically dwarves except tall and beardless"
>>734195147What's this called again?
>>734226652Cock 2.
>>734226542I sometimes see art of goblins that has the little speckles like that one on the left has near her eye. They're not freckles because they're too big. are they warts?
