You wanna play it? ;)BUY it ;)
>>734216247I’m not creative enough for Pokopia. :(
Epic thread, /v/rowns in suicide watch
>>734216247But... I don't want to play it.
>>734216247I'm not the target audience
>>734216247>more low-test doll house slopI shan’t be buying
>>734216310It's like DQ Builders. Just follow the msq and your instincs
>>734216475I watched the Pokopia Developer Island Tour. They decorated cool houses and even built a mine cart segment. It looked like stuff I wouldn’t have thought up on my own.
Why would i want to play that?
I'm a very, very patient man. I will play it, and I will not buy it.
>>734216247i like the effort put in to the tittle unless this is an AI image
>>734216475I have no instincts
i don't really want to play it honestly
>>734216941>effortThere's no effort, someone just made a generator for that typefont.
>>734216247poorfags btfo
>>734216247i don't pirate games except for the sims
>>734216996So it's effort
>>734216247I will get it on sale. Absence of combat makes it meh to me.
>>734216247I always buy the spinoffsI don't buy the mainline
>>734216247why does nintendo keep shitting out so much comfy fagslop
>>734217067No, OP didn't put in any effort, the guy who made the generator did.
>>734216247I don't play pokishit games
You can't buy it either, they are "selling" a key kart not a game
>>734216247pirate keks lost
>>734216996I see that makes me sad. It's just sloppa then.
>>734217076>Nintendo>on saleKek, not going to happen.
>>734217248No, sloppa means AI, the image is a template, not AI generated. You have sub room temp IQ.
>>734217110why are you so fucking negative all the time?
>>734216247Switch will be emulated or hacked by the end of 2026. Its a Nintendo console afterall
>>734217110Because they bought a gorillion Animal crossing copies years ago and Nintendo wants that money again. Pandemia? Lock downs?. Never happened, take your meds
>>734217110Because only faggots and trannies are interested in ninslop.
>>734217408In two weeks right?Pay your 70 bucks you little slut.
>>734217347slop is slop
>>734217408we asked grok and it's predicted it will take around 10 years for a switch 2 emulator at this current speed of development
>>734216247Doesn't matter, pirates have more free games to play than they can even complete in their lifetime.
*plays stardew**mods all girls to have giant tits*Bet you can't do that OP
>>734217110They know there's a corelation between the poor mental health that led them to lose their own identity and them being unable to control how much time (and more importantly, money) they spend on their games. They know 'allying' with them non-explicitly or providing them with some sort of safe haven is an effective mean to have whales the whole 'being part of a minority' be synonymous with playing comfy nintendo games instead of other stuff, and thus generate loyalty.
>>734216247>You wanna play it?no
>>734216247Why would I pirate shovelware?
>>734216247>You wanna play it? ;)Lmao no
>>734216247Thank God I don't want to play it.
>>734216247I have a switch 2 and bought fire red and even I don't want to play this
>>734216247>unironically shilling this gameWhat the fuck is wrong with these zoomer tendies shilling every new release? You retards would shill ac amiibo festival if it came out today.
>>734224297>if you're excited for a good game that means you'd shill a bad gameokay
>>734224465sovl
>>734224297Switch 2 doesn't have that many good options yet. Need to justify that $500 price tag.
>>734216247You're so fucking annoying.
>>734216247There is another way. OOOHHHHHHHĤHHHMMMMMMMMM
>>734216247No, I'll wait 2 years for an emulator to happen and I'll play it for free, fuck you
>>734216247minecraft has been on pc for a while now, try to keep up
>>734216475>It's like DQ Builders. Just follow the msqThat was why I couldn't get into DQB. I wanted to build stuff. I wanted to explore random shit and find random shit. And maybe the late-game or post-game is that. But I feel like i was deeply constrained and just led along the entire time. Is Pokopia also like that?
>>734217293Why are you like this? Sales happen all the time on the eshop. Physical are infrequent but happen occasionally too but this is not the type of game id want physical anyways
>gkc Ensures I never buy it
>>734225834Well it’s not the type of game you can even get physically tendie lmao
>>734225834If it doesn't go on sale for 80% every four months like my steam games, is the game even on sale at all?
>>734225834first/second party series are almost never on sales, and when they are it's barely anythingThat game won't be on sales every, it's Pokemon, they don't have to put a discount on it for it to sell
>>734225834Yeah bro It'll be on sale for $50 after a few years and it will go down to that price once a year forever afterwhat a deal!
>>734216247I haven’t played a pokemon game in over 2 decades, this won’t be changing any time soon.
>>734225834>Animal crossing came out in 2020 and the first time it was on sale on the Eshop was in 2024 with a massive $18 discount. It's been on sale another 3 times since then.>Smash bros ultimate has never been on saleok dog
>>734216247>You wanna play it? ;)Nah
>>734225834I ain't buying digital games lmao
>>734224297Your problem is assuming these shills even own a shit poo. They dont even own a switch
>>734224465>that's amazing
