Well?
>>734221820I'm infinitely more likely to see the one on the right at a pride parade than Blaziken
Blaziken looks cool.
>>734221971Oh so just homophobia then, got it.
>>734222167Exactly. How cool something is is inversely proportional to how gay it is. It's very simple math
Because Blaziken doesn't look so fucking zesty like he came out of a gay parade?look at this faggot bird
>>734221820Both Blaziken and Quaquaval have terrible designs, they're not the only ones, "humanoid" Pokemon designs have more misses than hits.
>>734222269>>734221820I NEED TO SUCK HIS PENIS
>>734222167I can be tolerant of two gays kissing each other, but it doesnt mean Im gonna look at it and think>WOW THAT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER THEY SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO GAME ABOUT THAT!Most people will cringe internally and then just look away. There's nothing cool about gay people, asides from maybe Freddie Mercury but that's because he had a killer voice and masculine build. This zesty bird does not have any of that going for him.
>>734221820left, freaky bird monsterright, homosexual man in a duck costumeHope that clears it up.
>>734222248>>734222375I am so glad Pokemon isn't being made for you weirdos anymore, and the way it makes you seethe is just the cherry on top
>>734221820Left looks like a cool fighterRight looks like a faggot duck giving me fuck fuck eyes
>>734221820Did they really need to give the water bird a giant booty?
>>734222440If you were so glad about it you would be playing the game instead making this shit thread
>>734222452Exactly, its a bird. It should have gigantic breasts.
>>734221820Quaquaval is significantly gayer than Blazikenand that makes it betterfuck the weedcat, I need my gay brazillian dancing duck
>>734222326the only good humanoid pokemon are the gremlins.
>>734222248nah there’s a thin line between gay and stuff like power metal, conan, mad max, warcraft etc, things can be really aesthetically gay but once there’s literally canon gay shit happening it becomes lame crap for women
>>734221820They’re both furshit but one is masculine one is zesty
>>734221820One's cool looking, the other looks like it was designed for gay curries to masturbate to.
>>734221820For me you don't even have to the consider big booty carnival gay bird stuff, Blaziken just works because the design is simpler, uses more straight lines, and isn't as cluttered detail-wise. It scales a lot better at smaller resolutions, while details like the thin wavy lines will get lost on Quaquaval.
>>734221820I didn't like Blaziken either, but the newer ones are even worse.
The biggest difference is that the design on the right is more detailed compared to the one on the left. You can clearly see the ducks rib cage, ass, and thighs. On the other hand, Kick Chicken is mostly tubes, with his only real anatomical detail being it's face and arms. I guess what I'm saying is, my gooner ass would rail the one on the right, but not the left, and yes I know they are both boys in this picture.
>>734222723Muscular shirtless dudes only seems gay if you yourself are gay, and I say this as someone who is gay. Straight dudes don't consider it gay because they don't see anything remotely sexual about a male torso.
>>734221820Blaziken doesn't have a human job
Blaziken is a fighting chicken, SV Bird is a gay dancer that shakes its ass
birds strut and dance
>>734221820blaze chicken is cool as fuck and has a cool name and it was May's pokemon and I wanna fuck May, that other thing looks gay as hell
>>734221820Male birds are flamboyant but most people dont know this
>>734221820Left is coolRight is zesty
>>734222686this, "Muay thai" and "gay guy" might rhyme, but they're worlds apart in terms of coolness.
>>734221820A rooster using kick-based martial arts is a take on roosters that anyone who's spent more than 5 seconds in the presence of one goes "well duh" tothe right is a dancer because they wanted an art job trio
>>734221820disingenuous boomerniggers let it pass because it's part of their childhood
>>734222996this pretty much too weird with its feathers out dancing with sense of power
>>734223157I don't really agree, it has a weird looking duck ass and not really anything humanoid, basically not so different from like Donald Duck.
>>734221820what do you call this, it's like face-blindness for cool shit vs gay ass shit, it's like they just see the same bird twice wtf
>>734221820humanoid mons are cool when they arnt so fucking lame and gay monster and elemental animal pokemon are still way better
>>734221820One is wearing clothes and the other isn't.
>>734223157Simpler gives more deniable plausibility that fan artists can yiff up, Quaquaval not so much. It's like Gardevoir vs Salazzle.
Furfags are so desperate to be a targeted, oppressed "class" for the Oppression Olympics, lmao
>>734221820People talk about how Pokemon should at least pertain to the idea of being able to imagine one in the wild and I agree, but then they'd use something like Blaziken as an example compared to the new gens and I've just can't see something like that being in the wild either. Torchic and Combusken, definitely, but Blaziken doesn't look right at all, either.
Female birds prefer a colorful mate.During the mating season, males attract females by showing off their vibrant feathers. Many experiments have shown that when this occurs, female birds are more likely to choose a mate with brightly colored plumage.Colorful feathers signal a strong bird.According to some studies, female birds don’t just prefer colorful feathers, but they also use them as a way to determine a potential counterpart’s health and vitality… and there is actually some science to back this up.For some bird species, a healthy diet has a direct correlation to colorful plumage in male birds. For other species, plumage coloration is determined by the bird itself, but even this could still be a determinant of the bird’s health.Color is a means of competition among males.Not only is colorful plumage a way for male birds to compete for mates, it is also a way for males to compete for territory. In the battle for territory amongst birds, males can show off their flashy feathers to signal that they have occupancy over a certain area.
>>734221820If you cant tell just by looking at the pictures then you're a massive faggot.
>>734223845they are the jews of the internet
>>734223597The enlightened opinion is hating humanoid jobmons and not giving a free pass to older Pokemon like Machamp when they look just as retarded as Cinderace does.
>>734221820didn't they say blaziken was modeled after bionce or something? anyway the key point is that blaziken has sharp edges in his design, there's bone structure and claws, a very aerodynamic design.
>>734222440The mainstram "Gay" aesthetics is lame as fuck and i say this as a gay person
I don't get the bitching, lots of real birds are fruity as hell because that's what female birds find attractive and masculine. Retards are imposing human ideals onto non-human creatures.
>>734221820Because Blaziken is cool while most other humanmons are gay.I won't explain because you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean you're just pretending not to understand
Blaziken did get shit on back in the day and does still by some people, but yeah it's a simple design with dumb hairIf you wanted to add a intermediary step you could look at its Mega, whose limbs aren't really different at all but they accentuate the crest on its head, puff up the hair and make it look more like it's wearing a vestI think if they put less hair on stuff it would be better
>>734223853Doesn't make them look any less gay
>>734221820Explain what exactly? The minuscule differences of their fetishes?
>>734221820Blaziken's default expression isn't "fuck me" eyes.
>>734224078>Retards are imposing human ideals onto non-human creatures.Yeah because they're being made to appeal to humans and not female birds.
>>734222379You have it backwards. Blaziken is the man in a chicken suit and Quaquaval is a bird monster.
>>734221820Blaziken is bipedal but it still looks like a ferocious monster creature, not a guy in a silly outfit.Decidueye and Delphox are also examples of more recent bipedal humanoid-shaped starters that are still cool because they are monstrous enough. Incineroar would have been cool if it had tiger paws instead of weird humanlike hands. There's a balance that needs to be struck, and in recent generations it tends to fail more often than not.
>>734221820There's nothing wrong with humanoid Pokemon, there's everything wrong with the majority of starters for the past decade and a half being humanoid. It's been 16 years and we've had only Serperior, Samurott, Skeledirge, and Primarina. Hell, we officially have more humanoid starters than not.>Humanoid final stage starters14>All other body types combined final stage starters13Just make interesting monster designs like the kinds we got in Gens 1 - 3. Also, just make good games like Gens 1 - 5
>>734221820I can very clearly see how Blaziken would fight. Best I can do for the guy on the right is he barfs out a hydro pump.Also Blaziken has absolutely gotten mad shit in the past for being a 'furry' pokemon, it's just that there's more disagreement between people about it.
>>734221820Expecting consistent styling 20 fucking years apart and who knows how many changing hands is retarded
>>734222440>isn't being made for you weirdos anymore"normal" people don't need to wear diapers after their blown out rectum keeps leaking shit everywhere.
>>734221820Hood weebs and the average twitterfag in general would only understand if you put it like this.but then /v/ would not see the difference but eh
>>734224231>constrictor snake>not hugging backwhat retard made this chart?
>>734224294How do you people actually fall for this?
>>734222440Being a flamboyant effeminate gay isn't cool and has never been cool in any society in human history
>>734221820blaziken was the beginning of the end.
>>734221820One literally shakes its fat ass, the other doesn't
>>734224307The funny thing is if you go to that thread the only people who are outright calling the duck gay are black people
>>734221820I feel like I'm going insane from reading that post and the posts in this breadThey're both furfaggotry, antho avians
>>734224341The hint is in the name. SerPERIOR JaLORDa in Japanese, basically just a mix of Snake and Lord
Blaziken is fucking badassI don't want my starter to look like a faggot
>>734221820blaziken doesn't look like a faggot
>>734224451Yes, it's like those retards who go on about muh kemono is not the same as furries. Motherfucker, they are both considered furry even to the japanese.
>>734224116I wish the mega design was Blaziken's base design. Looks so much better and less girly.
>>734221820don't you faggots have your own board for this shit
>>734224482sure, that's why its in the "doesn't get flustered" group, but you've never come within 3 feet of a snake if you think they won't hug back.
>>734221820Blaziken is a big fire bird that you could kind of sort of buy, was capable of doing something resembling some bird-like bird-martial arts. Quaquaval however is [insert profession here] + water-bird. And that kind of sucks. I am not even saying that as a hater of modern pokemon or anything. I unironically think Gen9 is the best gen since Gen2. And modern pokemon does have plenty of really strong pokemon designs. But like, take Gen10. The starters actually all look great. Their initial forms at least. But you just know that Pombon will become a Chef Dog or something, and Gecqua Jet Skiing Lizard or something, with Browt becoming becoming an Olympic Sprinter Bird or something. They'll all be a profession/role first, and creature second. And gen1 having Mr. Mime and Hypno and shit doesn't change that. And even if you were to laser focus on those, and ignore that they aren't starters. No real life Mime has ever looked anything like Mr. Mime. And no hypnotists look like Hypno, even with its string and coin. Meanwhile Cinderace has a fucking sportsball-uniform shaped and coloured fur. And Quaquaval has bling (way more obvious in 3D) in the style of a carnival dancer, while dancing. Fuck. Just compare to the degree that Machoke was a strongman to the degree that Incineroar is a WWE wrestler.And Machoke used to be one of the most in-your face pokemon ever with its role.
>>734224602Serperior is being hugged by its master in this instance. It's not hugging back because that's beneath it. Being haughty is Serperior's entire personality.
>>734224381>keep penetrating a hole shit comes out of >it can't close back up again after you do this nonstop for several yearsHuh? Wuh? No, sorry but I just can't believe that.
>>734224594Don't you have a janitor application you could be filling out?
>>734224705it will hug back, because the trainer belongs to it. it's a form of possessiveness that shows the Serperior's authority.
>>734223562I hate how all the starters these days have to be characters with jobs. Just make a cool looking species ffs
Blaziken has one of the best designs of any pokemon ever
>>734224818>Just make a cool looking species ffsInstructions unclear, made this instead
>>734224727You probably think >>734222440 was actually written by a left winger
I don't care about Pokemon designs. I don't collect the merch because I'm not a retard. Pokemon are nothing more than tools to use on Pokemon Showdown because nobody with taste is buying Pokemon post-2013.
>>734221820blaziken is wearing unfashionable goofy pants and doesn't have blatant gooner curves like the right
>>734224882I can tolerate fag ducks and WWE cats but this shit actually makes me livid
>>734224882>Blocks you're hazard removalPsssh, nothin' personnel, kid.
>>734224882Why does a living stack of coins have a flesh fang and wear a belt?
>>734224818Because starters are designed to be "iconic" and push merchandise very hard. It's like how some of the time, main characters end up way more boring in both personality and looks compared to villains or side characters because they need to be safe and often have the most focus testing and research put into them.
>>734221820There is none, I have always hated Blaziken's design too.
>>734224949>unovafag trying to tell anyone about taste
>>734224909If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then I think I might actually be talking to looney troon.
>>734224654>Blaziken is a big fire birdIt looks literally nothing like a bird outside of having a beak
>>734224882To be honest I'm fine with mememons as long as they're from "the bunch"
>>734224992You just hate fun. Stop being a genwunner and let people hecking enjoy things.
>>734225210and the feathers and large talons and the fact that it's basically named blaze-chickenfucking retard
>>734225193How are you this gullible on a website where at any given time at least 40% of the active threads are false flags or bait?
>>734225461>and the feathersThat stick out of its head instead of resembling anything like a bird’s>and large talons Birds don’t have talons on their arms.
>>734222167Yes, unironically. Gays are obnoxious faggots.
>>734225210>It looks literally nothing like a bird outside of having a beakIt has giant ass talons.
>>734225145Hating Gens 6+ doesn't make you a Unova-fag
>>734221820The duck has gay faggot energyThe KFC has Chuck Norris energy
>Pick red chick thinking I am going to get a badass phoenix or whatever>It evolves into a retarded "fighting" chicken an then into a capoeira brazilian furry
>>734224882making a chest pokemon evolution that actually makes sense was done by clover before and they dont wanna get sued for it
>>734225541they also don't wreathe their fists in fire and punch their enemies, but you're not whining about that you fucking zoomerjust say you're upset that everyone likes basically everything from gen 1--3 and you're stuck with one of the gens that introduced the literal garbage bag or the ice cream cone
chuds are equating homosexuality with sexual deviancy
>>734225145I won't taking anything nu-gen-fags say seriously when they're getting filtered by the fucking Elite 4 in FRLG because they can't figure out how to play without the EXP All and 6x overleveled Pokemon
>>734221820Waterbros when are we getting a hetero starter again?
Blaziken looks retarded too, like a man in a chicken suit
>>734224215This is spot on. One is a martial artistThe other is flamboyant as hell with weird proportions
>>734225487guy probably don't even know what a falseflag is and thinks everything on this site 100% genuine
>>734225780It's definitely not happening this gen, this lizard was made for taking cock
>>734225780Soon my brother soon, trust the plan
>>734222723Warcraft IS gay.
>>734225487>I was merely pretending to be retarded :^)Classic
>>734224882the thing i hate most about this is that it wasted one of my favorite fantasy concepts, the mimic chest, to make a fucking zoomermon.
>>734225842There's nothing gay about taking a cock, unless it's up the ass, only fags like anal
>>734221820Left looks like a Digimon. Right looks like some porn thing.
>>73422593787.5%, anon. They didn't change it for Primarina, they aren't going to change it now
>>734224882hot take, i fucking love him and i don't care what anyone else thinks
>>734225435>but that bill is very real, you need to pay me right now.
>>734225780It's been 13 years since water starters weren't either female or zesty. I think it's over at this point. Soon water starters will have been gay for longer than they were non-gay.
>>734222167Yeh.So?
>>734225980Go back to Xitter.
>>734225734>Losing against Bruno
>>734224882he looks like a cereal mascot
>>734226012>was a Fire starterfag 3 gens in>saw this badass fuck>had to pick water for the first timegood times
>>734225981Fucking kek
>>734221820Blaziken looks like it's ready to kick ass while Quaquaval looks it's ready to get fucked up the ass
>>734221820w-why does the duck look like that...?
>>734221820A kid is able to draw the one on the left fairly easily, but not the one on the right. Same applies to other mons from their respective eras generally speaking.
>>734222167Get off my website nigger.
>>734223214Its more that men generally see those traits as attractive for men in a general sense. The dividing line between it being gay or not is whether your initial impulse is "that's hot" or "I want to be like that".
>>734225734Ten year olds beat this game
>>734226240Or what?
There's nothing wrong with gay or female looking Pokemon (see Fairy type) but starters should be badass and masculine
>>734221820they're both furry shit
>>734225734Let me guess, they avoided as many trainer battles as possible like it's a stealth game speedrun?
>>734226324Thank God he willed a virus specifically for you people to make you go away faster.
>>734226324or you'll keep saying dumb faggot shit and being called out on it, lol
>>734226254Ten year olds born in the 1990s beat this game*People born in the 2000s/2010s are subhumans incapable of critical thought
>>734226350Imagine you pick the water starter because you think it'll become some cool mighty duck, and then you get railroaded into the faggotmon that shakes its ass for an idle animation kek
>>734224257Digimon managed.
>>734226415>>734226430So you can't make me stop shitting up your website with my faggotry as much as I want? All you can do is just seethe impotently? Thought so. Everything you love will be queer and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>734223457Yes but it's flamboyant in the most heterosexual way possible.
>>734226516I loved Sylvando in DQXI so I wouldn't mind, actually. Not that I'll ever use it because I refuse to play any Pokemon game with always-on EXP All.
>>734226350I can respect this opinion, Clefairy and Jigglypuff were faggots and they were there since the beginning.
>>734225973>87.5%I really don't understand what point you're trying to make here.
>>734224257It's not about style, it's design. You can redraw the duck in ye olde sugimori watercolor style, it'd still be a faggot sticking its ass out so far it's got lumbar lordosis. You can also redraw Blaziken in the most cancerous nu-mon style but it'll still be a cool kickboxing chicken.
>>734224882Why does everyone kvetch about this thing, it's fine. Never finished swoshi because it was total garbitch
>>734221820Blaziken is a martial artist from an old Kung Fu movie, with the long hair and flared pants. It's a creature inclined for combat.Quaquaval is a Brazilian Carnival performer with a big fat ass and an effete vibe. It's a dancer. It should be performing, not fighting. It doesn't even do something like Capoeira to blend the two together.
>>734226687it was the 1000th dex entry and that was supposed to be a big deal to them
>>734226687>Why does everyone kvetch about this thing, it's fine
>>734224231Sorry anon, humanoids just tend towards better conceptual fights and cool designs. And cool matters more than anything.Let me use a non-Pokémon example, which is cooler?Two humanoid robots fighting each other with real technique and planning as sparks fly and battle damage acuminates.OrA lion two lions ostensibly slapfighting and trying to pin each other until one goes down.
>>734226687>dude it's fine it's really growing on me it's a conceptYeah no. Not this time. It has fucking cheese string dreads that don't even attach to its head. If this is "fine" you'd accept literally fucking anything dude.
>>734226148
>>734226902i think it's fine and i didn't accept eisque, the worst pokemon they have ever made by a staggering mile
>>734226883mecha looks retarded to anyone who's not autistic
>>734226883The most popular starters, the Gen 1 starters, are all non-humanoid. The only humanoid starters with any staying power were Greninja and Blaziken. The rest fell off while Charizard and Blastoise are still beloved to this day
>>734226883>which is cooler?Zoids fight > Gundam fight
QUEER DUCKHE'S HOMOSEXUAL
>>734226910
>>734226541I know this is bait, but it's always funny seeing shit like "you can't stop me nananana" and then cry hate crimes when someone knocks your faggot teeth out. This behavior is nigger coded. Get over yourself and stop forcing conflict
>>734226902Theres worse in that game alone, like the retarded fossilmons, every legendary, the fucking starters, peter griffin squirrel, my moms tea set, my moms sheep, my moms apple, pile of rocks with machoke face, great value pikachu again, and this retarded thing (drednaw is okay)
>>734227137I kneel 10/10
>>734221820Nigga on the right looks like the fags who tried to groom my kid at the last parade
>>734222167Is there supposed to be something wrong with homophobia?
>>734227002You can make it two real guys and the same principle applies.>>734227016Popularity isn't the important factor (The overly emotional and "comfy" media people factor into those metrics) being cool is and humanoid designs are just cooler on the principle of how complex the violence they are capable of is.
>>734221820spiky hair and actual edges on his designright has soft and round corners so its overall worse
I never liked blaziken. I wanted a big fire chicken not a guy in a chicken suit.
>>734221820focal point of left: >the knee, cause it's a fighter that's going to knee and kick you to death.focal point of the right: >the ass cause it wants you to fuck itseriously, what else am I supposed to read from the right design?
Blaziken is literally inspired by the Shamo chicken (its Japanese name is Bursyamo), which is literally bred for its fighting capabilities, and its ancestors are most likely the Malay fighting chickens from Thailand. Quaquaval, meanwhile, is literally a Brazilian Carnival dancer in a duck/peacock suit.
Taekwondo Chicken is coolGay Brazilian Chicken is not.
>>734226883why are you being disingenuous? a blue crocodile that walks on two legs fighting a dragon is cooler than any robot fight
>>734227214Galar overall probably has the worst regional dex, too many dud designs.Some people like Orbeetle's concept but nobody, seemingly fucking NOBODY gives a shit about Blipbug.
>twitter thread
>>734225435holy shitKEK
>>734221820Water types have been washed for years because the designs keep getting faggier
>>734222167There is a strong correlation that the less gay something is, the cooler it becomes.
>>734227359this one is fucking hideous
>>734221820Blaziken is a fight type, it makes sense to have a humanoid form
>>734227413don't look up the type of the one on the right
>>734226997At least Eiscue is a penguin, ostensibly an animal with a habitat and ecology, and you can tell what they are from its design.Goldengo is just... nothing I guess, it's some weird mascot that just exists, but it also walks around like a human and uses tools, it wears clothes but they may or may not be part of the body, yet its body is supposed to be made of coins but it doesn't look that way, and the parts of its body don't even attach to each other or fit the concept, like how do coins form a cone or a point? It's not even possible to draw it right because the concept doesn't make any sense. The pokedex entry is like "it lives in the city and makes friends" because they couldn't even imagine the ecology of this thing or how it behaves. It's objectively speaking a terrible design.
>>734227320That thing is a beast god damn
>>734227050we need a zoid mon and not a paradox
>>734224882>this cheesestick seller is pokemon number 1000.>gamefreak stuffed the paldea dex with unnecessary evolutions, filler, rehashes, and repetitive garbage to ensure SV had pokemon number 1000>it's annoying to obtain>it has a broken and unfun ability alongside a strong typing and any moves it could want, including a busted signature move>it looks awful and wastes the potential for its inspiration >there aren't even all the pokemon in SV anyway due to the dex cut, making the 1000 pokemon milestone even less relevant What were they thinking?
>>734227320Quaquaval looks more like that bird than Blaziken does. This really did not help your point.
>>734227208It is bait but there's also a very real pattern of people acting like internet badasses and going "two more weeks and we're gonna kill all you homofags" trying to sound all intimidating and then they just don't do anything which is kinda funny.
>>734227517no it doesn't
>>734227528that is also very funny, I agree
>>734227050Post it something to prove your point thenhttps://youtu.be/eb6xufyrkjE
>>734221820For me it's this chicken
>>734221820Left is cool and the right is some gay zesty shit.
Blaziken is the most humanoid starter to date but it gets a pass because zoomers grew up with it
>>734226405If he did that, he could've just done a starter only run. That would've been the right way to lazily play pokemon.
Blaziken is cool.
>>734227528>two more weeks and we're gonna kill all you homofagsI'm sure fags are killed every day for being fags, and the killers are probably frequent internet users occasionallythis isn't a strong argumentit's like when you argue with a tranny, and tell them they'll never be a woman, they should kill themselvesthat specific tranny might not kill themselves, but dozens do and only strengthens anti-tranny humor
>>734227468>What were they thinking?They wanted to copy BOTW korok seeds and invented its prevo as the equivalent. They're hidden in preset locations, they drop collectible coins on defeat and your reward for collecting 999 coins is a golden pile of shit (goldengho), just like BOTWThey made it an ugly golden turd on purpose as a joke
>>734227679why do i feel immtimidated?
>>734227002You are in a pokemon thread nigger. We are all autistic.
>>734227430it can be nothing, mr mime is fucking nothing, jynx is absolutely nothing with no logic and isn't an animal, this all just sounds like bias and hypocrisy because you don't like the design. even early gens had weird amorphous not-animal strange pokemon, goldengo isn't even particularly unique
>>734226687>it's fineIt's not.
>>734222167Why do you think we are obligated to like people who make their anal fetish their entire personality?
>>734227782NTA but mime and jynx would qualify as "monsters" when you get to the shit that looks like a green woman wearing a dress like with Gardevoir, you're pushing it
Claiming that new gens have ugly starter designs is hilarious considering gen 1 had venusaur and blastoise
>>734221820Left>I will kick your assRight>Please fuck my ass
you pick the duck in scvi because it’s a cute little duck and then it evolves into a faggot. you pick the chick in rs and it evolves into a cool martial artist.
>>734228106I get this fucker but how the fuck is Blastoise ugly
>>734228249he's just a zoomer trying to skate bullshit past
>>734227517No it doesn't you queer. This thing looks based as fuck.
>>734228249>morbidly obese turtle that ignores the theme of its previous evolution
>>734228106You're so fucking tasteless
>>734228298>the turtle ignores the turtle theme of the previous turtle evolutionsmasterofdisguise_turtleclub.wmv
>>734222167Pretty much. Do you understand we hate you faggots yet?
>>734221820Blaziken is standing on his tail feathers
>>734227679what am i supposed to see here? Incineroar is less humanoid because you've angled his arms down? not to mention that completely ignores shit like Delphox, Greninja, Cinderace, or Intellion that are fully humanoid.
>>734228106I can't believe people actually hate Venusaur. I can't believe I used to hate him. This design is a peak grass type design.
>>734222269Gen 9 was pure dogshit but I like this guyHe's Sylvando from DQ11 as a Pokemon, he's cool
>>734221820ignoring the rainbow elephant in the room for a second, Quaquaval has a lot more "character" in its design than Blaziken. It's a more archetypal pokemon and leaves less wiggle room for interpreting what it's like. With Blaziken it's easier to imagine it doing anything, but when I look at Quaquaval it's a lot harder for me to think of it doing stuff that doesn't revolve around dancing. Humanoid starters can work even if they aren't primates. They just need to do with less so we can use our imagination more.
>>734228473its genuinely sad how much they gave up on grass type designs after gen 1, like they realized they were never going to make something as good as Bulbasaur again and just said fuck it, lets staple some leaf eyebrows on and call it a day.
>>734228519>ignoring the rainbow elephant in the room for a second, Quaquaval has a lot more "character" in its design than Blaziken.nowhy are we now all pretending that blaziken sucks to prop up this garbage zoomer pokemon
>>734228595retarded zoomer can't read more than a single sentence i see.
>>734228639your one sentence was incorrect, cope harder
>>734228595>>734228639You're both retarded zoomers. Now kiss.
>>734228106hes a frog he should be ugly hes miles better than blastoise who is so last second they forgot to redesign wartortle
>>734224116I didn't like Blaziken back in the day because its design felt like a massive departure from Torchic and Combustion, the tiny GBA sprite didn't help either. It wasn't until Gen 6 that I started liking it because the Mega is a straight up improvement that sold me on the concept
>>734228519That's because it's a jobmon. Lots of newer pokemon are more like RPG classes defined by a job they do and they don't do anything else. older Pokemon were more well-rounded creatures that lived in a habitat, had prey and predators, etc. Of course there have always been shitty jobmons like Mr. Mime but it's become more common over time.
>>734228456>Incineroar is less humanoid because you've angled his arms down?Incineroar is less humanoid because it looks less like a humanhope this helps
>>734228519>Quaquaval has a lot more "character" in its design than BlazikenNot really. One is a dancer, one is a martial artist. Unless you think all dancers have the same personality they're both equally "characters".
>>734228298At the very least he has the whole PATHETIC look going onNow take Charizard, this nigger looks like some retarded hunchback lizard and for some reason he's everyone's favorite
>>734228595you dumbass, there's a difference between "character" and "personality". A design evokes personality, but you play a character. Blaziken's design communicates itself as an agile, ass-kicking rooster, inspired by the Shamo chicken breed. Sugimori's art also emphasizes its speed, shown here.
>>734228869>it looks less like a humanin what way? be specificand remember, they're both just claws and animal heads on humanoid bodies
>>734228595More character doesn't mean that it's inherently betterWhat he meant was that Quaquaval has a defined personality, and that you can't just project whatever you want on it, while Blaziken is more open to interpretationYou click with Quaquaval and what it is or you don'tBlaziken you just have to like the design
>>734228667if you'd kept reading you'd see anon wasn't saying "character" as a good thing. he's right. Faggotduck has a ton of pre-established personality that Blaziken doesn't. If you wanted to put a Blaziken in the anime you could make it a hot headed aggressive pokemon, or a stoic sage pokemon, or even a reluctant and insecure pokemon. faggotduck will always be a dancing prancing parody in every appearance because its design already tells you everything about it.
>>734222167Yes. Gay shit is gay.
>>734228825>That's because it's a jobmonSo is Blaziken.>>734229007>What he meant was that Quaquaval has a defined personalityDo you think all Brazilian dancers have a defined personality?
>>734227782>>734227782Mr. Mime and Jinx are creatures with actual biology that makes sense. An actual body that can actually exist from a logical standpoint.Gholdengo isn't that. Is it made of coins? Ok, then picture those round magnets that form a solid bar when they're allowed to attach to each other. Now make Gholdengo in the same manner. It doesn't hold up. Why does it have dreadlocks. Why do the limbs, and thus the coins, vary in sizes if they're all the same coins? Why does it have a board? why a pocket? Why does it have a humanoid face? you can make the argument "why does voltorb have eyes and no mouth" and honestly if Gholdengo didn't have a mouth, it'd look kind of cooler. But Voltorb is a solid sphere. The eyes are fixed to those positions on that curved plane. Gholdengo having a face when the head it's attached to is literally just coins stacked on each other makes no sense.
>>734228978>there's a difference between "character" and "personality"Are you an ESL?
>>734228106He's ugly in a cool way like an old man who doesn't give a fuck what he looks like
>>734228775It's because the mega has fire coming out of its wrists like they're mecha rocket-fists, sort of like typhlosion's fire collar. The baseline Blaizken is also supposed to have this but the sprites don't show it, while the mega has the flames permanently on.
>>734228995>in what way? be specific>>734227679
>>734225734>Losing to Brunolel
>>734228106Venusaur isn't ugly. He's brutish, which is exactly what he was meant to be. Design wise, he's great. I'll give you Blastoise though. He's incredibly bland, but that's higher praise than I'd give any post 7th gen starter.
>>734229049The worst part is that "a mimic ghost possessing a swarm of coins" is a fantastic monster idea, but Goldengho is the worst and lamest possible implementation of thatLiterally just some bow legged guy in a suit
>>734228948Charizard's sprite is fucking hideous in gen 1 so the anime has to be the reason people like him so much
>>734229109>reiterates the picture where both pokemon look like costumes a human could wearbe specific
>>734228296This thing is a fucking monster holy shit.
>>734229109good point anon, Incineroar actually looks the more humanlike of the two thanks to its mammalian facial structure.
>>734228296
>>734222167faggot
>>734227050Sorry anon, Blade Liger > Liger Zero.
I hate gen alpha so much, how is a fire dragon and a tank turtle bland? You idiots are devoid of taste.
>>734228825Classic pokemon was all about translating fantasy RPG dungeon crawling concepts. That's why you had rock elementals, slimes, mimics. Being a diet RPG is why old Pokemon is good and not being so is why new Pokemon is shit.
>>734221820Cool Chicken Man vs Faggot
Sceptile definitely has the best design of the Gen 3 starters. It looks like a civilized mon but at the same time, it’d fit right in a forest climbing on a tree. So even with that big tree for a tail in the way, it can do whatever whenever.
>>734229227>>734229202>good point anon, Incineroar actually [MASSIVE NOSTALGIAFAG COPE]
>>734229447It looks good in other poses but this particular sugi art makes it look really weirdIt looks oddly fat and it's got that>I just wanna grill for god's sakeexpression
>>734229447>Sceptile definitely has the best design of the Gen 3 startersI think you meant Swampert.
>>734221820Right looks much gayer.I've fapped to male art of both, mind you, but Quaquaval is still one of the gayest looking Pokemon to ever exist.
>>734229505both of those silhouettes look like they'd belong to aliensremind us again, are you saying the lean chicken man martial artist or the burly cat man WWE wrestler looks more human
>>734229348Gen 1 sprites are pretty fucking shit for the most partWell, I guess they're not the R/G nip ones, those were even worse
>>734225734WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS
>>734229616>both of those silhouettes look like they'd belong to aliensnah the one on the left is blatantly just a human
>>734228948It's still miles better than this
>>734227359Gen 8 > Gen 78 is bad, 7 is the worst Pokedex in existence
>>734229615i wish quaq had better curves in their art. that hat is too offputting
>>734229447never liked Sceptile much, seemed really unbalanced with the giant tail and the random yellow balls on the back are weird. doesn't look like it'd be fast at all. Grovyle is a way better design.
>>734228825The newer gens having more specific pokemon is undeniable, but I'd argue even earlier Jobmon were flexible enough to not live and die by their assigned job. Like Machamp for example, you can just as easily imagine it as a powerlifter or a wrestling champion, or even a handy-dandy blue-collar construction worker (as long as you don't ask how labor laws work in pokemon world).>>734228934Quaquaval is entirely defined by its role as a dancer. There's so many extra bits and bobs, and specific animations that it plays that you can't really abstract it as an individual from the character it's based on. That's the advantage the earlier, cheaper games had; your mind had to do the heavy lifting when it came to interpreting these pokemon because the designs had to be simplified on smaller, weaker screens. Which is why Blaziken is so simplistic on its original game, and why it's so much easier imagining it with any kind of personality you want. Something like Quaquaval could NEVER exist the way it does on the Switch on a system like the GBA. The more detail you add to a design, the less room for interpretation you leave for someone to fill in the gaps. And I strongly believe this is why later gens seem to have lost the ethereal magic that the first few games did have.
>looking for beta blastoise designs >apprantly the current blastoise we know was originally going to be an entirely separate water turtle pokemon >it was designed way before the starters too>it even had a pre-evolution that actually fit>eventually they merge him with squirtles line and it replaces the old final evolution that looked more like wartortle >baby blastoise and the wartortle evolution go unused
>>734229609I like Swampert a lot, too. Both are better than Blaziken, BUT going into Gen 6, Mega Swampert is easily the dumbest looking starter mega. But base design is still fine.
I guess I'll choose Meowscarada, I like Skeledirge but Fuecoco and Crocalor look so fucking ugly.
>>734229728and the one on the right is blatantly just a muscular human.
>>734229806>Quaquaval is entirely defined by its role as a dancer.Just like Blaziken is entirely defined by its role as a martial artist, yes.
>>734229728so does the one on the right
>>734228298There's those beta sprites that had two different lines of turtle monsters that they probably just mashed together
>>734229803Sceptile has a more aerodynamic head, I think the yellow things are just supposed to be seeds it uses to grow trees.
>>734229878you sack of shit you didn't even read what I wrotewhat's the point of my autism now
>>734228106>No secondary color >No unnecessary patterns>Accents are all bumps on its hide making it look texturedWaow... so this is... the power of good monster design...
>>734226097heh
>>734221820the actual answer is that blaziken looks cool and quaquaval doesn'tanyone trying to rationalize it with "uh-uh-uh actually blaziken is less humanoid and it looks less like a character" is just a coping retard
>>734229941>b-b-b-buh the animations>please ignore how blaziken has very explicit muay thai and naruto running animations
>>734229942I love this picture because of how out of place Bewear looks and how much Trubbish and Goku fit
>>734221820ironically, blaziken is more human than quaquavalbut it’s also not an exact match with its influenceswhy does blaziken have hands?why does blaziken have no comb or wattle?why does blaziken have massive head plumage?
>>734229970actual retard.
>>734222167Its kinda strange that the only criticism is "he looks gay". And not just, but genuine homophobia(and bringing up pride parade stuff and other IRL discussion about gay/pride culture) rather than actual explanation on why the design is bad.It is like idpolshit has become a point of pride to some people.Again, nothing about the retarded duck's design is about gay shit. But I guess its the pose and then when someone starts screaming about pride parade shit and someone calls them out for just being a homophobe without any actual criticism of the design, rest of the idpolslop crowd jumps in to try and justify homophobia.Because of a retarded 3rd evolution of nu-pokemon.And people genuinely. Like GENUINELY thinks they can change someone's mind on some retarded duckmon's design choices by starting to rant about IRL culturewar shit and such.Or even worse it's self-masturbatory by knowing no one will challenge their idpol rants.Anyway>>734221820The problem to me with the duck is that it has way too many moving parts. I don't care about Blaziken(op ass bird that started the Fighting/Fire menance), but it is still than the retarded duck. I kinda get what they were after but like S/V it feels half-baked af and on your face. The colors somehow manage to be both too bright and dark at the same time. The skintight "feathers" look ass, and the red highlight on top of massive wide "hair" makes its proportions looks shit.I get it. Like I kinda get it. But the round designa of nu-pokemon is so painful sometimes. I don't mind it most of the time but the retarded duck is one of those that makes you ask "why?".
>>734229861I firmly put every Gen 3 start equally design wise. It's so hard for me to pick one over the other. I actually would put Sceptile the lowest, but not because I think its design is bad, I just don't like pure grass types. It's the same reason I never pick Meganium despite liking his design as well, Mega not included.
Sword and Shield are the worst pokemon games by a huge fucking margin and I doubt GF will ever shit out a worse product than them.
>>734229806>Quaquaval is entirely defined by its role as a dancer. There's so many extra bits and bobs, and specific animations that it plays that you can't really abstract it as an individual from the character it's based on.Playing the mystery dungeon games made me appreciate how older Pokemon aren't like this, since in those games Pokemon literally have jobs.Wigglytuff is a guild leader, why? It just is, even though it evolves from Jigglypuff it can do other stuff besides singPelipper delivers mail because it has a big beak, but does it carry mail in its original art or play that role? No, it's just a clever idea they came up with based on the pokedex entry. Same for Kangaskhan running the storage because it has a pocket.Diglett does guard duty because it can burrow underground, Spinda runs a bar because his species is permanently drunk, Electivire is the move reminder and he shocks you into remembering old movesYet they can all show up in dungeons and do other stuffNow what if Quaquaval was in one of these games, what do you think it'd do? Dancing, probably? What else is it gonna do?
>>734230232i have faith in game freak, they will always find a way to make a worse game.
Fucktarded zoomers trying to argue BLASTOISE of all things isn't fucking awesome just proves how utterly fucked in the head they are.>durr this fucking kickass giant turtle with huge fuck off cannons isn't awesome, where's my gender ambiguous furfaggot shit?????
>>734230175it's okay to hate gays, total gay dead.
>>734230232Don't test them
>>734230175We're so sorry that the most common reaction to California retards bringing children to pride parades was revulsion and sudden latent homophobia being awoken in hundreds of millions of people, but it's your own fault
>>734230232Counterpoint: it has Rillaboom ,Corviknight, Sirfetch'd, Coalossal and Dragapult.
>>734230386>Rillaboom>Corviknight>CoalossalAll shit.
>>734230038>blaziken has very explicit muay thai and naruto running animationswhich came in later games, mind you. Back in the day we only had this and the anime. But I suppose a dumbfuck zoomer like you would never get what made pokemon special in the first place.
>>734230430Nah they look cool.
>>734230386>Rillaboom>Coalossaljesus christ fucking kill yourself
>>734221820I dint care i would fuck the duck
>>734222167FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP USING JEWISH GROOMER NOMENCLATURE. YOU ARE GROOMING CHILDREN WHETHER YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT. IF YOU GOOGLED THE WORD "NOMENCLATURE" IT IS IRREFUTABLE. STOP GROOMING CHILDREN TO BE FAGGOTS.
>>734230283hes awesome i just wish they kept him as a separate evolution line he probably would have gotten a 3rd even cooler form in johto with more guns on it >>734230430i agree about rillaboom floyd and coalossal who should have been another cool wheel guy like the first one in that line but you have shit taste if you dont think corviknight is cool
>>734230430>Corviknight>shit
>>734230446Meanwhile if Quaquaval was in a GBA game looking like this you would be jizzing your pants over it and inventing all kinds of retarded fanfics to justify how it totally isn’t a jobmon actually.
>>734230763notice how that sprite dosent have fuck me eyes or has its gay bird ass as exposed
>>734230175Bro it literally has its back arched and shakes its ass when it walks. Its feathers are positioned like limp wrists. Look at this shit lmao >>734222269 it's fucking flailing its hands around when it runs, dear lord.This thing is a giant glow in the dark beacon on the gaydar, it's a flaming gay supernova visible from the other side of the galaxy blinking out "GAY" in morse code. It's not homophobia to call a spade a spade, as someone who likes dicks I assure you this is mon is turbo gay and certified zesty, you aren't defending anything by denying what your own eyes see.
>>734230946the anatomy is completely different
>>734230471No thanks, there are worse pokemon designs.
>>734222167it’s not fear it’s hate. I’m not afraid to stomp a fag to death if I have to they’re just disgusting
I was thinking the same the other day and the answer is because Blaziken looks like the archetype of monster battle games, specially japanese ones, the other thing looks like a ducktales reject.
>>734221820Please do a deep search of that fag in the screencap and see if he secretly has a FA account or reposts gay furshit on either X, BlueSky or Reddit on a daily basis.
One highly emphasizes human secondary sexual characteristics and the other does nothope this helps
>>734230763>Slimmer hips>Normal stance>No "fuck me" eyesWhy couldn't they have made him look somewhat like this?
Pokemon should have done the difficult thing and hard rebooted after Aloha, but it was too cowardly and the quality of the game has only dipped further and further.
>>734224231the ones that are bad out of all these are the rabbit, tiger, unicorn seal, green cat, gay duck, and gay blue lizard. the rest are good or decent enough.
>>734230763>meanwhile if it didn't look gay it wouldn't be gayUhh yeah that's kind of the point
>>734231113/thread
>>734230038>naruto running animationsit's a kick you moron
>>734225059Golden mesugaki loli with big hips.
>>734231135It's because they get no budget and have to shit out a game every couple of years.WW has a bigger gap in between so hopefully it'll be a little more ambitious. The leaks looked that way at least.
>>734230971>Bro it literally has its back archedBecause that’s what birds look like>and shakes its ass when it walksBecause that’s how birds walk when showing off their tail feathers for courtship ritualsYou’re literally mad about Quaquaval looking and behaving MORE like a bird than Blaziken.
>>734231024I don't know how people got it in their heads that "phobia" just means "fear". It means a strong aversion to something, that could be fear, or hate, or disgust, whatever.
>>734222326>calling furshit humanoid.Yeah if we actually talk about actual humanoid designs like the megaman twins and kingambit they had fire designs. most of the actual humanoid pokèmon look cool. its the furshit thats pure slopBut hey. what ever gets the valid LatinxFurryPedoTroon "Artists" gooning o algo
>>734221820both are shit but one is a man that fucks men so it is objectively worse
>>734221820ones a badass looking bird and the other is a raging homosexual
>>734230763>If it didn't look like quaquaval you'd like itIf it was in a GBA game you'd have to cut the weird ass feet and all those frilly bits. It's the GBA, Anon. Not Octopath Traveller. Screen's too small for all that bullshit. Like I said before, Quaquaval could NEVER exist the way it does on a GBA, made in that era.
>>734231087His bio says he's 18 years old so he's basically a kid who grew up with nuPokemon like fagduck so he has a personal attachment to them and feels personally insulted when people (correctly) say that the newer designs are shittier than the older ones.
>>734221820>giant angry fighting chicken humanoid thing thats about to knee you into outer space with its blocky legs>rapebait looking feminine yet ambiguously male bird with a huge fuckable ass, accentuated thighs, erotic arm posing, and fuck me eyesthere's a big difference
>>734221820Blaziken is one of the best designed pokemon of all time. Gayduck is gay, retarded, and over designed.
>>734230763this looks way better from the proportions to the pose to the colors
>>734231340you're more of a fag than the guy who admitted to literally liking dick
>>734230763>all these replies literally proving your pointKEK nostalgiafags are fucking pathetic
>>734222375there was NOTHING masculine about freddy mercury, guy was a fucking fruit and it definitely showed
>>734230763Because you can't see half of it?
>there was NOTHING masculine about freddy mercury
>>734231673Because the proportions were drastically changed? And in what universe is that going to be readable on a GBA? Pokemon Black and White, maybe, but not that system.
>>734231597Blaziken was purpously designed to be shit compared to sceptile and swampert hense why its the first anthropomorphic starter.honestly blaziken would look cooler had proper wings since its supposed to be a kick fighter and if you want it to keep its claws when it in it's middle stage form you can do something similar to what raptors have and have their claws. but even though blaziken was literally made to look bad on purpose by ken. blaziken is still LEAGUES above faggotduck who I doubted was designed to look like shit on purpose.
>>734231918>Because the proportions were [FANFIC]?
>>734230763If you can feasibly put a pokemon into many roles, it's a good design. It is unironically just the zesty personality that they imprinted on it by default that is the issue. You could have the exact same pokemon, same model, same everything, but change it up a little bit so that it isn't a zesty dancer wiggling its ass all the time and it's good.
>>734227660Is that Blaziken shiny?
>>734230763>you'd like it if it was a blue blazikenuh, maybe?
>>734232173>half its own height>reverse BBL>squashed feetcan't believe I'm arguing with a blind man
>>734232173Get the cum out of your eyes and you might be able to see
>>734231525>His bio says he's 18 years oldGood, now I don't need to care about anything that actual zoomer has to say, not that I'd give a shit about his garbage opinions anyways. . .
lol
>>734221820Blaziken isn't a jobmon, not a waifu, not a bara and not a zesty twink. Blaziken might be a humanoid bipedal Pokemon, but he still isn't furry coded and not too anthropomorphic. Like I could imagine a wild Blaziken existing, maybe even a Blaziken leading a heard of Torchics. These newer starters would just feel out of place as a wild Pokemon roaming the nature.
This whole anthro debate is stupid. Even if you care about that at least Blaziken's fur details give it a more beastlike look, the queer duck in the op straight up looks like it wears a suit and trousers.
>>734225937Ok suck my cock to show me how straight you are.
Blaziken was basically patient 0
>>734230446looking at this sprite it looks like a yokai. Like the face is kind of like those red tengu masks just without the giant nose. and the hair looking like straw goes with that too.
>>734227016Gen 1 starters and Pokemon are just the most popular in general, within each generation humanoid starters are almost always the most popular. I feel like (You) know this and are twisting the information
>>734232903YOOOO BLAZIKEN GETTIN' BITCHES
I used to be a waterfag until Gen 7. I did pick the water starter in SwSh but I didn't like it.
>muh gay duckIt's a Grebe actually, look at the stupid feet it has.
>>734232916really Mewtwo was.
>>734221820Blaziken is based because it's one of the very few Pokemon that look like a Digimon.
>>734230763Nah I'm going against the replies this still looks bad
>>734233000nobody knows what a Grebe is tbf
>>734233000blud picked all of the above :skull: :skull:
>>734233171Huh. I never could figure out why exactly I hate Blaziken but I think you just nailed it.
>>734233171funny, that description is why i hate Cinderace so much.
>>734233000Also this is their dance >>734224435
>>734222167>homophobiaantiwhite slurno, I just don't want this blight in my society. fags are a detriment and sickness to White Western nations. How about you stop attacking and eroding our norms?
>>734221820Blaziken looks like shit tho?! Both Swampert and Sceptile are much better looking.
>>734232173This is apparent to anyone with eyes.
>>734222167Yeah I don't want a gay pokemon, it's that simple.
>>734233641Wow... Magical.
>>734233732>proves it looks the sameThanks anon!
blaziken would look a little better with the chicken feet out instead of just tubes for legs but other than that hes cool
>>734233828were you the same guy trying to prove that the cat man and the chicken man weren't both fully human shaped
>>734232903>at least Blaziken's fur details give it a more beastlike look,Its legs literally look like martial arts pants and it’s wearing bandages on its arms
>>734233878He doesn't believe any of the shit he is arguing. Literally everyone you argue with on this site is being disingenuous for (You)s
>>734233828Please say how many heads tall the legs are in the official art and in that sprite.
>>734225734I just played black and white 2 for the first time and beat the elite 4 while some 10 levels under literally just learn type matchups and they go down in 1-2 hits
>>734222167That’s such a fake and gay buzzword. No one is afraid of your faggots. It’s pure disgust.
>>734224727Nta but why do I only see this come up for gays and not women that do anal
>>734221820>monster I can see having different personalities according to the individual of the species>Donald Duck's gay cousin Juan
>>734233673>>homophobia>antiwhite slurBlack people are way more homophobic than white people
>>734232915Nothing gay about cleaning a bro
>>734233940I'm gonna be honest man if you're having genuine arguments on the internet you're kind of retarded
>>734233000>It's a Grebe actuallyThat would only make it dumber if it is the case. Why the hell would you design a dancing Pokemon based on a grebe. You know the family where many of its members can barely walk on land and basically only do so for nesting. The Latin name for the group effectively translates to butt-feet. Having their legs so far back helps with swimming but is bad for walking. Ironically enough they are in fact related to the Flamingos.
>>734222269Lmfao is this real????
>>734234090>>734231360
>>734221820>BlazikenHumanoid, but not particularly anthropomorphized. >QuaquavalHumanoid and heavily anthropomorphized.
>>734223129What a gay bird creature
>>734234097because women who do anal would still primarily be having vaginal sex, anal would be an extra bonus thing for sometimesfags literally get assfucked every other daylike if you've ever taken a huge dehydrated shit where your ass hurt or even bled and you spent the rest of the day being like "jesus, should I go to a doctor?" but then the next it's fineimagine that, but every day, and in some cases you're even doing hard drugs each time before because there's a few that specifically relax your asshole
>>734234097The women don't do anal every day. They have another hole they can fuck with and women also just don't feel like fucking as often as men do.
>>734233925>it’s wearing bandages on its armsThose are scutes, you know, like scales?
Run white boy run
>>734224882It’s a shame what the jews did to this poor creature :(
>>734233925What martial arts pants have fur at the bottom?It's arms/hands are just textured like chicken feet.Anyway it's not even close to being in the same ballpark as pic related.
>>734233732Once again, thanks for proving my point that you would be soifacing over Quaquaval and screeching over Blaziken if the situations were reversed.
>>734234409Why does the cholo croc have a goddamn hood ornament
>>734234324Water starters... Our response?
>>734234321>>734234409Yes anon and Quaquaval isn't literally wearing bell bottom pants or a suit, those are just feathers. That means it's definitely not a jobmon by your dumbfuck logic.
>>734221971honestly right looks fine how its cropped my biggest issue with it is its horrendous feet
>>734234221extremely real.You should've been there when the running animation was leaked. Hilarious time.
>>734224949Yes anon, all the real patricians believe characters are just functions, that's why MvCI sold so well, right?
>>734230094>GokuWell yeah, Gen 1 was the most Toriyama-looking gen
>>734234204Having a fake argument is just as pathetic
>>734222167Indeed, fuck dem faggots.Which kid would choose the fag duck when they can have either the big funny croco or the sex humanoid cat.
>>734227137
>>734222167Get the fuck off my board you fucking faggot. People need to start beating gay people up in public again. It's the one thing I think muslims are right about.
>>734222269kind funny that game freak can have a bird that like 98% male act like this, but won't even give the MCs male and female running animations
>>734234446It's a plover bird made out of fire. It's also a microphone.
>>734234573Show me a martial artist that looks like Blaziken.
>>734235071Not really, in a game focused on monsters I wouldn't go in caring much for human animations especially when they don't even participate in battle.
>>734221820Both are equally shit. Hoennzoomies btfo
>>734234736Then it's a good thing you have more choices than just having a fake internet argument or having a real internet argument
>>734234990>Get the fuck off my board you fucking faggotMake me :)
>>734234481empoleon
I don't actually give a fuck about whatever you're arguing about.I'm just dropping in to say Blaziken and the other Gen 3 starters are all GOATED.That is all.
>>734235283Done
>>734235506Too bad they ruined Swampert with that dogshit megaevolution.
>>734235115
>>734235771you are gay shut up
>>734235506/thread
>>734225734>10 year olds beat this with 1 overleveled starter with shit moves and filler mons designed to stall for revive use
>>734230971
its really obvious the monster/animal part came first with blaziken, then they decided to make it kickfighting based, even based on an animal that kickswith quauaval (fuck what an awful name), they clearly just wanted a carnivale (brazil is spain, right?) design and shoehorned the duck part (i mean, ducks and peacocks are close enough, who cares we only want you to pick meowscatrada anyways)
>>734228106heres ur gen 9 venasaur bro
>>734231360So now we're broadening the term phobia now huh?
>>734235771>playing games after gen 4
>>734236806No that was always the definition as long as you're not retarded and actually knew what the word meant
>>734222162it's that shrimple
>>734228492That's weird. I think Gen 9 was overall, but I hate Quaquaval's look. And I, too, fuckin love Sylvando.
>>734221820Right could be easily mistaken as some fag's fursona.
>>734237493Nah, furries only care about mammals.
>>734236976>playing games after 3*
Let's just ignore the pre-evolutions.
>>734222167and that's a good thing
>>734237691damn, left mogs even harder.
>>734237691Torchic still looks like it could be an animal/monster even if they were already starting to get into the bobble-head territory.
>>734222167based understander
>>734236072That's more effective than having 6 actually leveled Pokemon, old gens punish you for trying to engage with the mechanics
>>734221820One looks coolThe other looks like a fucking faggotYou're welcome, glad I could help, I hate autists
>>734237691left is a cute cartoon chickenright is the main character of a Nick Jr. show that exists to make 4 year olds smart for noticing obvious details on screen.
>>734238012Just use X items if you're underleveled nigga, it's not that complicated. Buyable 1.5x stat boosts are fucking broken and can cheese anything ingame.
>>734222167TPBP. You got them boilin with this one
>>734221820>BlazikenCool chicken.>faggot chickenGay chicken.It's that simple.
>>734231360Probably because when you look it up it's labeled an anxiety disorder due to an excessive, irrational fear of something.
>>734234424Do you usually run with the goalposts? Before responding, climb Mount Everest.
>>734238227Semi-casual Pokemon players have autism about using items because the campaign is a giant PvP larp for them, they won’t do it
>>734236806>now
>>734222167All gays must die
>>734222167It's almost like people want things to be cool looking and not gay
>>734238504This. The definition they're currently running with fully emphasizes the fear aspect so people can go teehee they scared. You just got to say you're homo hater.
>>734238964I really hate the "hardcore nuzlocke" meme runs, and the community around them that insists you have to play the game without using items. No, you weren't supposed to grind your team to level 80 to fight Red in GSC, the game was designed with items in mind. None of these faggots are even good at VGC or Smogon formats either.
>>734222167this is a straightfur board sir
I love the gay ass duck
>>734221820Blaziken looks like shit too
>>734238892>NOOOO STOP POINTING OUT HOW IT'S THE SAME
>>734221820blazikan was a bad design in a sea of mostly good design so it's tolerated. the new one is a bad design in a sea of bad design so it's not tolerated.
>>734236104>its really obvious the monster/animal part came first with blaziken,not really
I hope all culture warriors live long enough lives to adequately reflect on both how much time they've wasted, and how little they've accomplished.
>>734223129bros got that ZESSSSSSSSSTTTTTT. I named mine Ricky Martin lol. love this faggot ass duck.
>>734221820Because one looks like you'd find it in a fighting game, the other looks like you'd see it in furry porn.
>>734221820Because one looks like you find it in furry porn, the other looks like you'd see it in a dancing game
>>734221820Monster vs gay duck
>>734222167Faggots are>annoying>disgusting>in your faceYet you are suprised people dont care for them. Try being less of a faggot
>>734239617>No, you weren't supposed to grind your team to level 80 to fight Red in GSC, the game was designed with items in mindYes, and items break the game in half harder than the grinded levels do. Maybe that's why they ban items in their 'challenge runs'?
>>734223129The unabashed homosexuality is endearing to me actually. It's not like Delphox or Primarina where they're clearly meant to be primarily females despite the gender ratio, he's just a fucking faggot. Also I want to eat out his cloaca.
>>734229861I was playing LZA with an alpha swampert and they must've fucked up a number on his size modifier because the mega is absolutely massive and takes up most of the screen with his ridiculous anchor armsI think recontextualizing it as a hulking behemoth and not just weirdly proportioned saved it for me
Plenty of people disliked Blaziken too, they just left. Genwunners saw the writing on the wall.
>>734222167die
I didn't like Blaziken either. Looks like a woman wearing disco pants.
>>734240871and the gay duck is better
>>734221820Well?Uh One is delivering a Flying knee with a spining ake kick follow up in the chamber and the other looks like it never "ducks" a cock?
>>734233542I love Cinderace, he reminds me of an Inazuma Eleven character
>>734221820Blaziken was the start of the problem. It was the first starter to no longer look like a monster, but rather look like a guy in a fur(feather) suit. But even so, at least it was a one-off thing. Starters after continued looking more like natural extensions of whatever creature their earlier forms were and weren't too heavily anthropomorphized. But nowadays, it's more common for starters to look like humans in fursuits, and getting a starter that actually looks like a creature is the rare exception.
>>734242153where does this autism that humanoids cant be monsters come from? the most iconic monsters are kinda just guys you got Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, werewolves
>>734241973that makes sense, to me he always looked like a rejected candidate for Davis from Digimon's partner digimon before they settled on Veemon.
>>734241973i hate cinderace it looks nothing like an inazuma eleven character and its hands look retarded
>arguing when the other side has clearly made up their mind
>>734241973Based InazumaChad
>>734241973i hate how op it is with stab type changing abilities
thanks for the (You)s /v/tardssee you in the xitter screencap thread with your posts lmaoI LOVE MAKING MONEY FROM RETARDED NIGGERS!!
>>734242863okay but comm new pokemon art in return so i can explode on it
>>734242285chen would never ask such a retarded question
>>734228473it looks genuinely retarded is the issueLike it genuinely looks like it has brain damage
>>734222167yes, you are a faggot, what are you going to do about it?
>>734241105They bitch and moan about the "level curve" in older pokemon games and having to grind because of an arbitrary and entirely made up set of rules. That is fucking retarded and not valid criteria to judge the game on.
>>734242795Kino
>>734221820The proliferation of twitter screenshots is a marker of the number of twitter users that have come wholesale over to 4chan, and these people (i.e. YOU) are the degenerates that are primarily responsible for board quality going down over the past 10 years
>>734229609swampert is closing in on crime against nature territory with how ugly it is
>>734222167faggot detected
>>734221820BLAZIKEN WAS A FUCKING MISTAKEI hated that design from the moment I saw it, and nearly every humanoid starter after (especially fire types) have compounded on the horrible fucking precedent Blaziken set.
>>734242863You're not in it for the moneyyou're in it for the sex! but you wont be getting any from me mister
>>734223129SUAVEMENTE
>>734224882Im glad Nintendo can find homes for abandoned cereal mascots.
>>734229447I'd like him more if his tail didnt look a plastic Christmas tree
>>734221820there is no difference, they are both megashit
>>734222167lol you retards are too easy
>>734238504Sure if you're incapable of reading more than seven words in a row or you don't know what the word "aversion" means I can see why you'd think that.
>>734240098Those of us with a functional brain saw >>734232173 >>Because the proportions were [FANFIC]? and immediately recognized his argument about proportions was completely stupid. Then, the image in >>734233732directly compares those proportions to show how wrong it is to say they're the same. Anything else is a tedious distraction meant to hide that the sprite does not actually match the official art.
Blaziken looks ready for a fightQuaquavel looks ready for the strip bar
>>734222440
>>734227016you say that but charizard the most humanoid one is most popular
>>734244790Look at how many replies this got and you tell me that's not textbook seethe >>734222167
>>734221820Pokemon is fucking dead
>>734245003>hurr hurr I'm retarded>everyone else: fuck off retard>U MAD????
>>734236313Fucking kek
>>734245068Based old nips
>>734244861>humanoidStop pretending to be retarded and intentionally misusing words you disingenuous faggot.
>>734229629Green had better sprites because they were unironically soulfulIts better than gen 4 and 5 and you can fucking sneethe about it
And no, just because they're rough around the edges doesn't mean they're bad. Just because they don't look like the anime doesn't mean they're bad, especially considering that they're the OG's they deserve more respect than they're given. They have far more dynamic and interesting poses than gen 3 for example, where they really felt like cardboard cutouts.
>>734244564>directly compares those proportions to show how wrong it is to say they're the same.so exactly like >>734234424 thenmeaning the proportions aren’t actually wrong and you would jerk off the design regardless
>>734234097Some gays have absurd amounts of sex, the barrier to entry for sex is significantly lower than for straight people since it's just all dudes with the same goal, the gays with ass issues do anal sex/masturbation just about every day, sometimes multiple times a day. The diaper wearing ones probably can fix their hole if they didn't do it for a month or so, but generally prefer to shove stuff up it
