>late start>rushed>blockedI fucking hate front runners so much
>>734232919Generals belong on /vg/
wit check failed
>for free
>>734232919Atleast they can recover with high enough early acceleration, paces straight up die on a late start
I want to teach Ardan and Maya about historical miniature wargaming.
>he failed the witcheckit's a blue thread
>>734234226You better not be lying to me again. Last time you said it was red and it didn't exist.
>>734234417it doesn't, I've checked the catalog dozens of times and there's nothing
Witcheck too high for nu-/v/ma, use something more obvious next time
>>734232919Saiyan saga was so fucking brutal. The boys were strong enough to not get one shot, but still so outclassed that every blow gore'd them.
>>734234920witlet newfags...
https://jiggie.fun/eWnOmhNew jiggie for fun
BABYBABYBABY
i only passed this witcheck because someone posted this webm in a previous thread
Where the fuck is everyone
What's better, one borrowed power card for a gold skill, or 2 speed/3 wit? Results may shock you.
How's the last minute Dirt grind going?
>>734235594Terrible, I think I'm gonna have to skip, because I don't have a team
>>734235594Poorly. I did not learn from previous mistakes.
>>734235537MANT stat threshhold thread
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE TEIO-SAMA YAMETE
>>734235537in the non witlet thread
>>734235062>tfw this isn't more dragonball shitposting but horseshit
>teiorfaggotry this earlykill it
>>734235594Garbage since I was convinced MANT would interrupt it.
>>734235651>>734235662You'll be ok!
>>734235849I doubt it, with no team, I can't even enter
A draw in Unity Race 1 middle option...
>>734236047Not the end of the world but annoying, im glad unity is ending
Rangeban every gatchanigger
>complete a career on URA
>>734235749>We did it, Bejita…we finally defeated…Silence Suzuka!…>That was Nishino Flower, Kakarotto
Are they perfect? No. Will they win? No. Have I completely tilted off dirt after every attempt at a better Oguri has been utter shit? YES!
>>734236208You know what to do
>the """""scholars""""" are moeturdsBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>734236208Problem?
pretending there's another thread is der/v/'s most infuriating gaslight to date
>>734235594I haven't improved any of my filler team members who don't have capped speed that I finished over a week ago, so not good
My HEROES would never beat up a little girl.
>use 2spd 3wit>struggle with breaking 1k speed>use 3spd 2wit>too much speed
>>734236579>do the first 2-3 ace runs>have decent stats/skills>try more runs later to improve them>they all turn out horrible
Anyone have a copy of the rules for the unity race?
>7 unplayed careersmy pile of shame
>>734237256>just sevenI haven't had the motivation to start a new career since FineMo released...
>>734237256Are we posting our shame? Eishin Flash is next, eventually.
KWAB
>>7342355942 dirt B bourbons, one without the groundwork setup the other without enough stamina for the thresholdWorking on other racists (I have zero aces besides TT shit)
>he doesn't do a career with a new uma as soon as he gets itMcQueenGasp.MP3
>>734237362A few months ago you would've gotten death threats for having Seiun and not playing her career even once
>>734237184This one?
What are the hidden gaslight stats for the pisces CM?
Jiggies were fun, you neighas are such a nice lot
>>734237549She's been collecting dust since UmaQuest...I'll probably start making seiun parents during MANT though so good for her I guess.
In test rooms I've noticed you can pretty much tell when a late or end will win just because by midrace they will be passing runners in other positions (a pace for lates victory and a late for ends victory)
Post more jig rooms.
Soon
>>734237551Yeah thanks
>>734237840Why? it's not like we're still in maintenance
>>734237874Is this NTR?
>>734237774This is always the case. Could always tell when my Taishin was going win a race in the last three CMs because she would be up in like fourth by midrace.
>>734237918How can a poorfag have tits that big?
>>734237860How is the sex?
>>734237951Necessary evolution to put bread on the table.
>>734235594I still need to make a better Taiki but I don't want to do anymore until Fine Motion's banner as my current Taikis are borrowing Christmas Mayano for Head-on which means I have to use my own 0LB Fine Motion which is leaving her with very subpar Wit.
>>734237998warm and cuddly as long as she doesn't miraculously hurt herself and get another nosebleed
>>734237918Definitely not.
>>734237998Sex?
>>734238042Won't that mean making Aces in the middle of CM? I thought you were never supposed to do that
Hello everyone, club *ASTER* (ID=328904426) has four available spots up for grabs.Welcoming to all kinds of trainers, both new and veteran, just request medium shoes and keep a modicum of activity and everything will be ok. Interested parties are recommended to indicate they're from here on their profile comment when applying for membership to speed up the process.Thanks for your attention and hopefully we can see you join our ranks soon.
danchou how come ASSTER has the funds to have a soundpost advertisement but we don't
Mejiros trigger my primal need to breed
>>734238228Mejiro household privilege pleass understand
>>734238101>Soundpost AdInsane, props to you guys, you know how to advertise
Mejiro went bankrupt ages ago.
Im waiting for a club that lets me trade dirt shoes. So far, not impressed with any of these.
>>734238091Fine Motion's banner is on Thursday and the CM is on Friday.
There is like 1 day left for Finemo's banner, where the fuck is the calculator getting these extra 9000 carats from?
>>734235062Everyone but Yamcha
We seem to be the current topic of /vg/.
>>734238439anyone got that Seiun sticker that says "comfy gaslight"
>>734238101>>734238228Sorry danchou I've decided to leave for ASTER
>>734238439Anniversary gibs. It's counting carats up to the last day of the banner, not when it starts.
>check ASTER's roster>not even that many MejirosI shouldn't have peered behind the curtain.
>>734238542I noticed too that they literally can't fucking stop talking about us, besides the hall monitor melties we never think about them
>>734238542>Guys do they even give a shit about usAnywho
>>734238228I considered drawing Suzuka for our recruitment posts, but time constraints got in the way.
>>734237362>seiun>matikanefukukitaru>super creek>king halo>nice natureBro, did you deliberately skip every good career in the game?
>>734235594This is my best result so far. Not looking good for me.
>>734238601Never meet your heroes
>Fine Motion / Kawakami Princess banner>skip>Fine Motion / Maruzen banner>pullOptimise your pulls.
>>734238601My life might belong to the Mejiro household but my heart belongs to the spic
Is Groundwork useful on paces at all?
>>734238601Sorry bud, but someone has to be the club's flatline rep.
>>734238705I have grown fond of this bird after farming for dirt sparks.
>>734238641What kind of suzuka were you gonna draw?so I can draw it for you
>>734238725Yes but not as vital as it is for front.
>>734238725Useful but not necessary or even worth chasing
>>734238704Counterpoint: I pull for the card I need now instead of waiting 4-5 months
>>734238580>>734238597I see, I still struggle to believe it honestly, seems like too much, I'll remove like 6000 for my plans
>>734238725Considering how front heavy every practice room is I'm seriously considering remaking my Taiki with Groundwork.
>>734238823You don't need Fine Motion for MANT.
Personally I am counting down to the King Halo sexleader banner
>>734238704>Skip Fine Motion completely>get MLB Speed Tachyon and MLB Ramonu later that'll be useful for much longerThat's my optimization.
>>734238704You retard, it has already been discussed several times why this is a terrible idea
>>734238789>>734238798>>734238886Doesn't matter low roll + jobbed UnityFUCK
>>734238704>pulling for FineMo during GrandLiveSave your carats for Ramonu, she's an upgrade in every possible way.
>>734238909Retard
>>734235594>fail a 3% training pre debut>fail another single digit training junior year>draw first unity race>get this inspiration>0/3 SSR finish chains>lose unity finalsGoing great!
But how does SHE fit into your pull plans?
i can't make a good taiki for the life of me. it's over. my streak of plats is gonna be ruined.
>>734238368Thanks, we try our best. And most importantly, it's >fun
>>734238776>I have grown fond of this bird
>>734239042Pull? They just need to rerun her legend race or make her part of rewards campaign, I only need 20 more shards
>i wanna pull for finemo>no dont, save for half a year and get it during maruzen banner>no dont, save for longer and get ramonu card>no dont, save for longer...How about i just save until Forever Young wit card and get that?
>>734238692>super creek>good careerI find the googoo babies shit too off-putting so I never tried her career, is her story really that good?
>>734239042Both her and Curren have never spooked me.All my wives came home when I called, though.
>Fine Motion on Thursday>Camping Taiki start of June>Tachyon speed end of Juneyou might not like it but this is the optimal pull schedule over the next few months
>>734239042She made someone drop the game after getting spooked by her
>>734239073If I lose for a 4th time in a row they're going to revoke my first-rate license
>>734239126Bro you can't waste your rolls on that, it's gonna be useless once Forever Young the trainee drops
>>734239042>March 18th 2027The only problem is that I want to use the anime version. If I can't have a theme song for using an ult, what's the point?
>>734239126So just pull for Finemo dumbass
I swear some of you niggas act like I can just casually MLB every single support card that drops. I can't, I shan't.
>>734239141Replace FM with Flower for me since she'll be Taiki's forever parent.Camping Taiki also gets a rerun banner next year with Zephyr, thoughever. Something to consider.
>>734239194>no dont, save for longer and pull for a wit card thats not even announced yet
>>734239126I just realized that the card pulling meta is the same as the PC hardware tips (at least when it was affordable)>Just wait for AM5 bro>Just wait for the 50 series bro>You are literally retarded if you don't wait 5 more months for the Super cardsMeanwhile you spend a year without a rig
>>734239042Waiting for daily legend races
>>734238780I was going to draw a dumb Library of Ruina reference...>spoilerDon't worry about it, anon. We’re almost done recruiting anyway. I appreciate it.
I did it Chrono. I got you your fans. Are you satisfied now?
mambo
>>734239270I'm not waiting an entire year. Even if Camping Taiki herself ends up being subpar I can still just put regular Taiki in the outfit which is worth it.
>he isn't saving for equinox
Hello trainers, der/v/'s brightest agent herewe still have that vacant, you know how it is, /v/ in the profile, send it 968622263 and all thatwe spent all our budget in gimmick races and can't afford better advertisement please understand
>>734239303>only 6 mil fans so far this monthngmi
I need my dopamineI need to roll for finemo now
Grand live has worse stats than MANT by the way.
>>734239303>Opera has more fans than the club she's inNot looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>>734239269>errm I wanna roll for Finemo but people are telling me to wait>oh okay, then I think it's actually good time to roll no-->WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY HERE JEEZ WHAT IS WITH THE UNREALISTIC DEMANDS YOU THINK IM A WHALE WHO CAN JUST MLB EVERY SUPPORT CARD THAT COMES ALONG WISE GUY??
>>734239383>he got fomo over finemo
>>734239383what happens to your dopamine receptors when you roll for finemo and you don't get a single one in 200 pulls
>>734239265i have her at 1lb. I was just having a laugh at how some pull advices sound like>>734239274Kek, exactly.
>>734239353Still hilarious to me how der/v/ engineered a race just to get everyone to do fan runs for a week, that's what control looks like
>>734237840/V/ CLUBS EDITIONhttps://jiggie.fun/SHLxpuASAd
ValenTaiki > OG Taiki > Camping Taiki
>>734239505shhhhh
Thanks to anon who posted thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6DA9Z7MJfENow I fully memorized the entire JRA HotY listI wonder how I can use this to impress the ladies at work
>>734239437Drawfriend gem
>>734239513THAT'S THE WRONG LINKhttps://jiggie.fun/SHLxpu
>>734239134There's some mommy fanservice, but what I find cool is she has this at where she plays the villain
>>734239513>uh oh we couldn't find that room
>>734239303I need to learn how to do fan runs (usually just get 400~500k). Is there a guide somewhere?
I have MLB FineMo. You are going to be calling her a dumb whore more than you are thankful you have her.
>>734239505huh they were doing a thing? didn't even notice
>>734239274I'm worried about the opposite happening to me.>DUDE YOU NEED FINE MOTION SHE'S BROKEN IF YOU DON'T GET HER YOU'RE BRICKED>I dunno she's not impressing me in Unity, I'd rather wait>Oh fine I'll MLB her>get her but now I'm out of carats>now broke and actualy bricked in the future
>>734239560I wish Creek wasn't saddled with the goo goo babies shtick because I otherwise liked her career
>>734239565oops accidentally posted the room 101 jiggy
So by reading the last few threads, /v/ma biggest secrets are:>Lastest blogpost about Doto health>The real reason for why all /v/ma (the club) members are so fat and slowDid I miss anything noteworthy?
>>734239558COME REPRESENT YOUR CLUB THERE'S LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PUZZLES
>>734239601We have knowledge of the future for a good while.Just weigh your options carefully and adjust as needed to RNG.
>>734239573
>>734239601>>now broke and actualy bricked in the futureYou get four months to save for speed Tachyon, you're only bricked if you're planning to pull for more than 3 umas during MANT.
>>734239601>and actualy bricked in the futurebricked for what? what banner in the near future are you even rolling for.If you're not feeling it, just don't roll. You dont NEED fine motion. She's good to have. You can keep using SR wit cards if you want and save for future cards but there's not many good ones coming for months. Essentially, there's a lot of time to get your funds back in order before the next heavy hitters come along. Never let people pressure you into rolling if you dont want, dont cave into fomo it's usually not gonna make or break you. If you feel you need cards and want to flesh out your deck, it's not a bad card to have is all.
>>734239735>you're only bricked if you're planning to pull for more than 3 umas during MANT.Is that so?
>hall monitor is in der/v/Now everything makes sense
>>734239735Four months is not 150k carats, which is the worst case scenario for an MLB card and completely possible.
Why can't we just borrow Finemo like always?
>>734239274Theres a huge difference between waiting like an idiot and buying overpriced components. People will always tell you if you can't wait, just buy now.
>>734239802Because if you have finemo that frees up your borrow slot to borrow more strong cards dingus
>>734239791what?
>>734239723Thanks. I'll give it a shot.
>>734239735>you're only bricked if you're planning to pull for more than 3 umas during MANTGood because I plan to flatlining through MANT
>>734239851Yet another cheap ploy by /v/mers, pay it no mind.
>>734239792just use your rainbow crystals on Tachyon
>>734239802You'll be borrowing speed Fuku since she gives you +30 to all stats at the start of the career, you NEED those stats to win the early MANT races otherwise enjoy open league group B
>>734239885Even if you take two off, that's still 90k carats. Then Ramonu isn't even that much farther ahead and I doubt we'll magically get two rainbow crystals that fast.
Im rolling for her
>>734239939Ramonu releases during 2nd anni, you'll get 100 rolls plus the free and paid vouchers.
>>734239134>>734239637The googoo thing is a one-liner at the end of her career though. She spends most of the time being just a sweetheart that cares so deeply about (You) she ends up getting sick due to the burden it entails.
>>734239494i kill myself and play jp instead
>>734239896Are 30 stats that important? I could see situations where I'd rather try to highroll the early races and instead get a better card for a skill or something
>ruins bourbon's legacy for the sake of religion
>>734240057Some anon proposed that Fuku being a constant element of every MANT deck is a case of JP not knowing how to play the game.
>>734240173>Japs being shitI see, no surprise there, I expect Globalchads to figure out how to drop Fukushit
>>734240005I think you forget that I'm paranoid. If the worst case situation can happen, I prepare in the case that it will 100%, absolutely happen.
>>734240057It's more of a retardproof crutch than a run maker.
>>734240134What religion does rice VILLAIN practice?
>>734239698/v/mapyoi...
>>734239558>/v/mapyoi literally doesn't have a single representativeUnironically not looking good, poor Opera
Seiun might be taking it a little too easy....
>SMaru mines>considering cutting a SR wit for smart falcon just for a consistent groundwork and 2nd source of front runner savvy (first is og SSR Suzu rental)>but that means the deck now has 4 SSRs
Bee B-B-Bee B-B-Beemapyoi WON
>>734240389Hermeticism
>>734240615I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT I AM THE ONLY ONE CALLING THEM /VUMA/ AND /VUMAPYOI/FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>>734240389Marduk Worship
>>734240720I say veema and veemapyoi sorry bro
>>734240720silence /v/mapyoicel
>>734240720>Ah yes, time to check on my favorite board, /v/uu!
>>734235594Horribly. I actually have all the good dirtmas, but I'm so checked out of the CM grind.
>>734240720I do that too bro don't worry.
>>734240792the word is uma but with a v, so both combine for vuma, /VUMA/
>>734240720Of course, just like der/vu/
>>734240860Der/v/ is dervy.
>ebayan is still stuck in dubaihow will cygames implement this shitshow in her trainee story?
>>734240860der/v/ comes from the word derby, it makes sense, /v/ma comes from uma so it makes sense to keep the word sounding like the original but with a v at the start /vuma/
At least we can all agree /v/ooners wasnt that bad of a name
>>734235594I made my aces weeks ago and I refuse to make better ones because I highrolled too well and I can't replicate the results.
>>734240893So you're telling me the /v/ makes a "vee" sound? then what if..!
>>734235594Don't have anything ready, but I'm hopeful everything will turn out ok, surely the next run is the god run, surely...
>>734240967Nope, /v/ma is still vuma.
Rooms?
>>734240908but the play on words is that in this case the /v/ is just a roman styled "u", so it would still be pronounced uma, umapyoi
>>734240967Derby -> replaces "by" with the vee of /v/ thus der/v/Uma -> replaces "u" with v because it looks similar, the word should still sound as close to uma as possible -> /vuma/
>>734241015Hold on, there's something important I need to clear up first.>>734240990IT'S PRONOUNCED VEEMA DICKHEAD YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MATTER!
>>734235594Trying to make a last second late butt picker. I'm thinking It's probably better to run a front, a pace, and a late. Instead of one front and two pace.
>>734241068You're an imaginary internet person inside my computer who doesn't exist once this thread dies. If I say it's vuma and dervy, it's vuma and devy.
>>734241064so is /v/mers veemers or voomers and if it's the latter why not keep their old name vooners?Pretty sure it's meant to be umers
TONIGHT ON /V/MA:>jigsaw puzzles>gaslights>failure to build for CM>orthoepy discussions
>>734241106But what if I'm in your club?
>run going good>HBourbon does her second chain>check calendar>right before summer y3I already know this shit isn't finishing in the 8 turns I have before the finals. Why don't we get support events during summer?
>>734241126That one can be interpreted both ways, I still say /voomers/ because it resembles similar words that I know but /veemers/ wouldn't sound bad
>>734241186It's OO-mers.
>think my builds are ok>start joining practice rooms>i lose anytime there's a front runner dirt mutantit's not looking good. it's not looking good at all.
>/v/ma - Phonetics
>>734241230It's okay Kitajobber. This is a mickey mouse cup anywho
>>734240757I also do this, and der-vee
>>734232919Why didn't Gero transfer his mind into a body made of the same material as the door?
>vuma>vumapyoi>dervee>oi nei>vagabond>hors EM DEEThat is all
>Feeling the itch to roll for something>Impulese roll on Ardan>Go all the way to the sparkAHHHHHHH she ate all the carats!Zero regrets though, she's incredibly cute.
>>734241425We got another one.
>vuma
>>734241397I've been saying veema and veemapyoi
Reminder that Satono Diamond is quite bad and you are better off waiting for the alts if you want to be meta with her. Not worth it imohttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106701-satono-diamond
>>734241573Nobody cares
>none of my taikis want to roll head-on and mile at the same timeits over
>>734241573>Reminder tha->BWEEHH>Reminder th->BWEEHHHHHHHHH>STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!>BWEEEHEHEHEHE
>>734241619>>734241703Based DIACHADS, i will not throw a cheeky tenner at her
>>734241703*slurp**slurp**slurp*
>good stats>TTL>no 3rd skill to pair front runner savvy and focusEnding it all. Why did I do this to myself.
can't believe I'm headbanging to Rice's song of all things, it's so fucking good
>>734241826>will not
>>734241923Ive no idea how i did a typo this fucking bad lmao. But fine, i will not throw one, but i will throw two tenners at her
Two more days to go see Beginning of a New Era in theatres, either going tomorrow or the day after.I've heard varying accounts of people in theathres with nobody and some in packed theatres. Im expecting it to be me and just a few other peopleHow would you rate your experience and did you buy any overpriced snacks
>>734241573
>>734241921Calm down, MaQueen.
>>734241897Doesnt TTL proc instantly?
>>734241992I simply rewatched it at home while destroying a plate of wings.
>>734242007anyone got that image where the trainer is holding the "dia is listening" sign
>>734241992Saw it on Friday, the theater wasn't packed, but there were enough people that anyone coming in late would be stuck with a crummy seat.
>>734241015I can't host rooms anymore. They kill the thread everytime I try.
>>734242007What is that supposed to mean
>>734241992The sound mixing for some parts wasn't great, I could barely hear the vocals to Ready Steady Derby. It worked to it's benefit at some parts since the audience cheers and the sound effects of the running was a lot louder than when I was watching at home with headphones which made the races feel even more impressive. Overall I had a great time though. If only for the novelty of it.
>>734242067What I'm going to do is rewatch Road to the Top at home and then go to the threatres. I need to see this on the big screen and also show my support. Watching at home is comfy but I already did that months ago and doing it again would defeat the point. The theatre is special
God, Dia with long tongue awakened something in me
>>734241992They don't air it in my country...
>Free single pull on Ardan's bannerBut why though
>>734241897My opinion is that if I don't proc TTL I'm fucked anyway so I just run the gamba
>>734241992Mine was pretty empty, mostly zoomers with one older married couple for some reason. I'm glad there weren't that many people though so no one could see me crying. Also the popcorn was as expensive as a ticket so I just decided to sneak in my own snacks instead.
>>734242176Don't worry PeruANO, we will make sure it's a success and debuts in the rest of the world
>>734242180Ardan agenda.
>>734242225>I just decided to sneak in my own snacks instead.What snacks though what are the best movie snacks, this is important
Amerikanbros it depends on you that the movie is shown in other countries, please do your duty, it's in your hands
>>734242261Not much of an agenda if it gives me another Ryan instead of her
>>734241992I honest to god want to watch it in theaters again since it's likely never coming back but I salaryman during the day and the theaters that have BNE are an hour away. >recheck fandango>it's extended OH SHIT
>>734242180
>>734242180Cygenerous is a meme, they're stingy as fuck. The silver lining is that some lucky chaps will get to experience Ardankino for free.
>>734242283I dunno, I just brought in a soda and some valentines Peelerz candy. I prefer salty stuff, I just brought the candy because I got it on sale for 70 cents.
>>734242390In the olden days, people would often go see a movie, 7-8 times in theatres are more if it was that good. I guess that was before DVDs and digital streaming was really a thing, but it was something special. If a movie was super popular it would stay in rotation sometimes for the entire year. You just don't have those cultural fenomenos anymore.
>>734242283My theater is nearby an In-N-Out so I just bought a burger and some fries and sneak everything in my pockets.
>>734242410Yeah, after getting Flash and Bourbon in 3 ticket pulls, I'm convinced anyone could get lucky off a single pull. Now mind you I am normally the worst kind of lucklet with these things, but Shiraoki blessed me for one banner. Even people here will sometimes get really good stuff in one pull
Ayabe soon and she's DOGSHIT BAD
>>734242528>smuggling burgers into the theatre in your fucking pocketsTell me you're in /v/ma without telling me you're in /v/ma
Are they ever gonna add 10 pulls with tickets? Having to do 45+ single pulls really makes me just not want to ever use them
Someone mentioned rooms?7234 33847234 33847234 3384Third rates encouraged, rooms always seem to full of the same people. I'm bringing my shitass Taiki just to round out my 3.
>>734242528The most American thing I've ever read.
>>734242528I'm not gonna lie anon that sounds disgusting and I shudder the state of your pockets.
>>734242646>Are they ever gonna add 10 pulls with tickets?They did in JP.I still pull each of them since I like being randomly spooked and save my tickets.
>>734242648no because my aces suck>third rates encouragedbut they SUCK! and they're not ready and I need to grind more my TP bar is still 100/100 I can't deal with this halved TP!
>>734242528Do Americans really?
>>734242486I wonder what the last movie was that had this effect. The matrix maybe?
>>734242570>>734242410That's pretty much how I got Doto back then. Just gotta get lucky indeed. If I recall Ardan is one of the few umas that don't get released for Daily Races so there's no better banner to have free pulls than her.>>734242646I've seen JPs do it so at some point for sure, I wonder how long it takes to get those QoLs though, same with the Trainer medals.
SR Sweep or SSR Brian as my third wheel in a 0% Speed Uma with Kita and Halo already?
>>734237256The entire bottom row has great careers.
>>734242725I feel ya
>>734242748Probably Star Wars prequels or LOTR trilogy.
>>734242748That's the first one that came to mind. I was a little young at the time but I had a cousin that went and saw the Matrix like 8 times at least because it was that big of a deal. I remember I went to see Lord of the Rings a couple of times in theatres. I imagine the Marvel movies had some people going multiple times but I'm not sure if it was the same type of cultural fenomeno. Batman Dark Knight was pretty popular
>>734242702You don't have a jacket with big pockets? Also I wrapped the burger in some aluminum so my pockets wouldn't get covered in grease.
>>734242806Sweep Brian's starting friendship is pain.
>>734242840I do and I can't throw a jacket in the washing machine so I take care to not get gunk in the pockets or interior.
>>734242815I thought Natie was exposing herself from the thumbnail
>>734242982
Teio, McQueen, what the fuck was that arabic ass song?
Fuck my Yuropoor life, do you guys think they could bring the movie here? The only other way I see myself watching it is by sneaking into the States through the Transatlantic Semen Pipeline
>>734243135>On second thought maybe it's best if it doesn't leave the states...
>>734243192>He doesn't know about the pipeline
>>734243135just say you're mexican and go in through the south
>>734242648I truly am third rate... But I won't stop trying!9603 34549603 34549603 3454
>>734243249I'm too white to pass as a Mexican
More like Mejiro Garbange!
>>734243371Taiki WILL get her third term and I am ready for it
Sekai saikyou wa?
>>734243501So! El's earpussy!
>>734243501Censor that shit bro this is a blue board
>>734240593>put in smart falcon>two separate groundwork triggers from inspiration)^:<
>>734242814i'll try to do what the other anon did and tackle one career day slowly
>>734243192>>734243237It's also /sp/'s stadium in the 4Ch*nCup but I can't find a picture of it
>>734243371My heart dropped when 5/9 umas were S rank but then DIGITAN OUTTA NOWHERE COMING FROM 9TH IN THE FINAL CORNER!One more.5863 57805863 57805863 5780
>>734243896Oops, the Bourbon also had Ignited Spd and the Falcon had Top Pick.
>>734243896>Late DigitanAbout three differents anons were saying to run her as an End closer. I still think lates get way too much flack honestly
Oh look it's the Uma Musume general
>>734243978I like End because it's nice to have Spurt as a kickoff point for the rest of the skills to go off. But it's still ultimately somewhat luck reliant.
>>734244098I'm already running a late, so I took your guys advice to heart. The idea of End closer Digitan sounds fun, I didn't realize she was already at End B. Spurt is certainly more reliable. I tried running an end closer during the sprint and it was pointless because they couldnt accelerate fast enough to even get to top speed. This being a mile had me somewhat worried that it'd take them too long to catch up to the fronts which seem pretty strong here. See you've got a late Oguri there as well, nice Digi.
>retention line will probably hit around 610k this week>MANT in a weekWhy are people buffing up teams now when they'll have to redo them completely in a few days?
>>734243896AND SHE DOES IT AGAIN! If you still don't believe uma is a luck game just check the stats on that Taiki.That's it for me, great racing tonight.
>>734244359Lates... are STRONG
>my queen is going to be a stinky yuritardNot looking good...
Left is always better right?
>>734244354Probably?It was 610K last week, and it never goes down. It will be like 612K lolI think teams wind up naturally stronger after each CM. people's dirt TT umas just got a whole lot stronger, and before that their sprint team just got restored, so probably replaced some low hanging fruit there that would have been a chore to remake otherwise
I've tried to make Digitan queen every single CM since she released.God I hope it happens this time.
>>734244456I actually like right in this situation but I think they'd be pretty similar.
>>734244456I like right
>>734244503This is definitely her best shot in a whileI'm gonna give it a shot too digibro
>>734244359thanks for the races, that's a solid Digitan
>>734244456>No mile S"no"make some practice rooms with some borrowed practice umas and run them against each other a bunch of times to see who pulls ahead
I'll try running Haru. It's her turn.
>>734239558Thanks for joining.
>>734243583This makes it even more lewd though
>>734244636>/v/mers part of the big five/herse/bros...
>>734244636Our HEROES...and Opera
>5 double circles>lose to RikoI don't think this semen slurping scenario is for me.
If I've learned anything from Jiggie today, it's that Neicha has a really cool song that would make a really cool anime intro for her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STSBraMf284
>>734244730This song is insanely good. It was a pleasant surprise
>>734244730I refuse to spoil myself on the new songsYou guys already ruined meni meni shuki for me or whatever that one's called and it's unfortunate.
>>734244730Neicha's solo song and the Onsen scenario song are probably the most replayed uma songs in these rooms so far
>>734244636Our HEROES...and Rice villain
>>734236241K B C
>>734244786What?
>>734242806MLB Sweep > MLB Jordan > 3LB Brian > 3LB Sweep imo, the pain of the low friendship and -energy events is annoying but the sweet stat bonuses are nice if Sweepy doesn't have her +skill point. You can make an argument for Sweep having THH hints being nice as well as charming, though
>>734244636Our fuarking heroes... and Suzuka I guess
>join jiggie>click mute
>>734244636>Completion order was Suzuka > Opera > Taiki > Rice > ElTotal flattie victory
>>734244786>>734244842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lve4fQCDkYM
>>734244730For me, it's listening to Scarlet's and Vodka's songs and it sounding like they were accidentally assigned each other's songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZpdKQHbbFYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gcw1M53q6I
>>734244786This song is older than the JP game itself.
>>734244893It's so fucking cute...the fact I first experienced it secondhand through youtube videos pains me
>>734244804ARARABAI ANATA TOMATA ICHIKARA HAJIMEMASHOU
>>734244636Our HEROES... and silent shitzuka is there for some reason.
>>734244952so then why can't I listen to it IN game? it's not from the anime is it?
Day 2 since I cannot pick Creek again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx4DcNrV3WMAll rise for /v/ma's national anthem.HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>734245062uh oh danchou is gonna FREAK
>>734245062why does this feel so lazy
>>734245135Right? I was just thinking it was extremely stiff which is unusual, the game is pretty well animated.
>>734245073My ears are bleeding thanks danchode
>>734245062Gmod videos in 2008 had better animation than this
>>734245027You can, eventually.It actually predates the anime.
JPbros, do you need double stamina parents for the upcoming longslop CM assuming you want around 1050 stamina and you're only bringing MLB Creek? I heard that stamina sparks are kinda situational during MANT
>>734244730Why is she so perfect
>Run going well>Slacker out of fucking nowhere in late Senior>Triple rainbow after it>Lose 5 turns>Speed killAnyways rate, I want to know more about what skills I need since I barely prepared for this CM. Also how shit is Dirt B in case I don't get lucky?
>>734245216So if it predates the anime and it predates the games, how the hell did people hear it in the first place? Just standalone CDs?What I'm saying is for your average JP player, where were they most likely to first hear these songs? I would *assume* the in-game Jukebox. For me I'll just wait until they add it to the jukebox, you can ignore my autism
>>734245216I don't know how I forgot about Mayano's song.YUU KOPIIAI KOPII
>>734245073Somebody posted this a day or 2 ago and it was the first time I had heard it but yes I agree it is now our anthem.
>>734245308>for your average JP player, where were they most likely to first hear these songs?insert song CDs that came out after the first season of the anime but before the game
>>734244730We talking character songs?For me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_3GnfqLAUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t202gzOzSNAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pv8UaZ2JiM
>>734232919Oy Neigh has one open slot.>A+ for five months and counting>No fan/wuv you quotas, just don’t go inactive for more than 7 days without prior noticePost your ID, or put “/v/” somewhere in your profile description and send us a join request.
>>734245308The project got announced in 2016. The anime aired in 2018 (with plan to release the game after the anime finished airing until they delayed it to polish it to the current version). They released the STARTING GATE albums in between of this period. Aside from the character songs, they also included several drama tracks (nips only) that feature characters interactions of the umas.
>>734245424I'd like to join, my ID is
For me it's Tracen Ondo.
>>734245480Damn...
>>734242007>YOU DIED
>>734244730>>734245423For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA7wVv4YagI
>>734245252Dirt B is a small power debuff. It's kinda bad for pace and late but not so detrimental for fronts. You can use it in a pinch if you get a high roll.Anyways, Plancha is a gamble because you might not be able to use it in a front heavy room. Mummy is the same thing but easier to activate.Prepared to pass/speed star is really good to carry speed into late race. I'd always take it.You want one or both of Forward March and Highlander. Head-on is good too but worse than those two skills mentioned.Lastly, your stamina is riding the borderline of usable. Paces need the most stamina and 600 is the recommendation.
>>734245472That's a crazy amount of music to release for a game that's not even out. Launch of this game seemed strange to say the least, I know there was some delays
I fucking love Urara
Rome wasn't exactly built in a single day.
>>734245556Thank you
>>734245556>your stamina is riding the borderline of usablenah its fine, people overestimated the amount of stamina you need for this CM, wit helps a lot
>>734245676Meant for >>734245613
>>734245676Me next to Special Week
>>734245675Where are her bandages???
>10 more borrows til round 1>an additional 10 borrows as long as I survive round 1It'll be fine
>>734245556>neverending stamina gaslight
>>734245424Join our club. We're normal and fun people I promise.
>>734245613>I know there was some delaysthat's an understatement, cygames comissioned it to a third party and had to rebuild the game from the ground up with their own in-house studio
Seeing mutated wives is so fun, keep going
I mean I remember hearing about the project and laughing going "oh those silly japanese, turning things into anime girl idols again" and I've now since cried multiple times at various stories.
>>734245240stamina and power according to this guy>>734177218 i checked a few old JP videos and the stat line seems to match what people brought to A finals
>>734245779I'm charging my phone right now but I just shat out a gimped Dirt S Guts City on a lark. I'll be happy if she wins anything.
>>734245194I’ve been listening to TOSHINOU KYOUKO’s songs since 2013. I’m completely used to her voice now, and I find it cute.
Cute Curren
>>734245842I see. I was actually planning to use Stamina-Wit, but I'll go with that. Thanks anon!
>>734245613Uma was designed as a mixed media project to begin with so they already had all this stuff in the pipeline ready to go, iirc the anime and the game were supposed to come out simultaneously, but the delay of the game fucked up their plans obviously. They had to manage to not become irrelevant in the however many years until the game was finished and it's some miracle they managed to pull it off.
Gold Ship's song is actually really goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQN0Wp3o1I8
>>734244776It sounds like a genuine song instead of idol slop. Reminds me of asian-core high energy stuff of the turn of the millennium.
>>734245761Lewd uma
>>734245873Damn Curren has massive feet!
What the FUCK is this fucking thread
>>734245980
>>734245873I always forget that she's in RTTT, I love her, she looks so good here :D
>>734245904i'll never get used to the fact that Pakatube predates the entire v-tuber craze, i used to watch it when it had less than 50k subs
>>734245997
>>734245873Remember to listen to her songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfY
>>734245997moeGODS won...
>>734246069kek
>>734246069KEK
>someone saved my incomprehensible OCWhat a strange feeling
>>734246116This would kill a frail global release anon from 8 months ago
>>734246172I've seen really shitty OC I made back in 2018 reposted this year in a different thread, shit I made for one specific bad joke meant for 1 time use. Someone will always save it and will wait for the right time to reuse it.
>>734245472Starting Gate still holds some special place in my heart especially with all the bangers out now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wrbFUvTycIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xfLzghezghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tamOu8AwFE
>>734246274I seen others posting my cropped images but never my OC.. its a weird feeling
>>734245997"HAKAI!!" roared Symboli Rudolf, palm extended. Tokai Teio's soiled diaper vaporized, mess and all, consumed by the sheer aura of the Seven-Crown Empress. With a satisfied grin, the Student Council President applied some high-grade grooming powder and a fresh diaper to the Triple Crown prodigy, who promptly fell asleep. Rudolf then turned to Mejiro McQueen, who was standing nearby, clutching her tea set in horror."You see? It's as easy as that," Rudolf chuckled."....this is what you wanted to teach me, kaichou?" groaned McQueen."Yes, dammit. I'm tired of the 'Triple Fracture' bothering us like this. It'll save us some time whenever she loses control of her festive spirit. Now start practicing; I don't have all day. I have a date with Air Groove tonight.""You just cleaned her up.""For Eclipse's sake, it's TEIO. You won't have to wait long."Rudolf stepped off to start packing her leather chaps and bondage gear for her evening with Air Groove, leaving McQueen alone with Teio. The Lady of the Mejiro family sighed, seeing the logic in the Emperor’s words. She shut her eyes and began some image training, visualizing the finish line at the spring Tenno Sho, and before too long, her thoughts were interrupted by a familiar, high-pitched whine."M-MACKWEEN-SAMA, I SHIT MY DIAPER AGAIN!!" cried Teio, now awake and bouncing.McQueen scowled, her composure breaking, and extended her palm, aiming directly for the soiled garment."HAKAI!!" she bellowed.In an instant, the diaper dissolved, mess and all. But no sooner had it gone than did Teio scream in agony."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!""KAICHOU, GET BACK HERE!!" screamed McQueen.Rudolf raced back toward the room, her initial annoyance turning to alarm. She knelt down beside the writhing cripple, then turned back to McQueen, eyes wide."Good heavens, McQueen," said Rudolf. "You got her leg."
>/v/ma OCthey're masterworks all, you can't go wrong
>>734246356Teiogres should be rounded up and ground into cattle feed.
All Teiofags should hang themselves
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS A FALSEFLAG FROM DER/V/
>>734240005We can use the 2nd anni vouchers on Ramonu?
Is there any reason to run 2 fronts in my team comp? Do multiple benefit each other? Or can I run Front/Pace/Late no issue?
>>734246274It's a rarity but always nice to see, made my evening
>>734245675>no bandagesLewd!
>>7342465352 fronts is significantly better than one front.If you're asking this late, though, you won't be able to build both of them in time.
I love Ace! "Ace, Sunawachi" was incredibly disappointing and bland, mogged hard by every other song on Winning Live 30
>>734246535Two front runners will spot struggle and constantly try to overtake each other throughout the race, building distance away from the pace chasers. A single front will have Pace chasers on her tail and she will lose most of the time
>>734245675You would think the band aids are there to heal her injuries but that's wrong, she only uses them to hide her lewd nature.
>>734246591I have a barely passable front Taiki but I wasn't sure if I should keep trying to make her work or just give in and run her as a pace.
I... I like Suzuka
>>734246617I wouldn't worry about that much in the current meta where there's almost a zero chance you're gonna run into two other trainers who brought zero fronts, and if you do it's probably a free win.
>>734246356... I wonder if Digitan gets off on this?
>autosagedKWAB
>>734246663She’s missing the silver star on the left side of her headband...
>>734246274this was the first uma related pic I saved eight years ago
>>734246749At over 400 posts? Again?
>>734246749We can still easily reach pump limit at this pace though.Time to pump some iron.
>>734246749It's been a minute since the last one, either that or we never noticed lmao
>>734246769Here’s mine from back when I still browsed /a/.
>>734246864Who's that?
>>734246879Shibuya Rin
>>734246749He realizes most neighas have to find the thread through the archives anyway because of the witchecks HE'S forced us to use right?
>running triple fronts>fear no pace>scared to death of ends and lates
>>734247000My triple late gamblemax squad is coming for you.
>>734246769i don't know where i got this image from, i don't even know what was the original context but it has been part of my friends group inner jokes ever since the first season came out
Now that the dust settled, was he right?
>>734246769Might be too spicy for /v/ma but I had picrel in my folder for years and it wasn't until summer maru released in global that I connected the dots
>>734247123why are umaggots like this
Not looking good.
About to buy the New Year scout trainer scam. Let’s guess who I get.
>>734247123His Haru Urara post still haunts me to this day.
>>734247175Summer Maru is never too spicy for /v/ma.I still don't understand how people don't get that tasteful lewds are fine, it's incessant hornyposting and spamming off-model gooner shit that isn't.
>>734247256Suzu...suzu...suzu...
>>734247182It's a little something called "having sex", junior. You should try it some time!
>>734247256I got regular Maru so i curse you to my same fate
>>734247226I did noticed the ears but I just thought it was just another generic gacha girl at that time.
>he RAN
>>734247283The problem is anons can't fucking help themselves and the occasional tasteful lewd turns into image dumps, which turns into hornyposting, which turns in whatever the fuck every other gacha thread on /v/ is.
>>734247256HOEH
>>734247256THE FACE
>set practice room mood to normal>win somewhat consistently>set practice room mood to great>practice partner end digitan on like a 9x win streakThis does not bode well.
>>734247337which uma would he train and get cucked by?
>>734247256HOWDY!
>>734247390Don't worry your best ace will always be bad mood anyway!
>>734247363Worst part about this whole thing? if this place was just a goonerdump, jannie would just leave it alone as that's the kind of thread he wants around here, specifically so they can harvest more goon material. Can you believe that?
you guys deserve it for posting anything not Nintendo, Tencent, or /pol/ related on /v/ - Video Games. Think of the advertisers.
>>734247256
>>734247450I like Jordan's stupid face.
>>734247298>sex>with 3DPDI'd rather pay for an all you can eat buffet for Special Week and Oguri Cap at the same time. I'd rather use Urara on the ultra longslop CM. I'd rather use the Bamboo Memory card in all my decks.
>>734247297>>734247317>>734247375>>734247386>>734247406>>734247468JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>734247496fucking based
Do your legend races btw
>>734247420>Can you believe that?Yes, and you can't even enjoy those threads because they're filled with cuckshit for some reason.
>>734247496GROOVED
>>734247496Steak too juicy lobster too buttery ass post I got a duplicate rice shower.
>>734247478
>>734247450>Think of the advertisers.I don't think they mind J-list ads died for this
>>734247528
>>734247450>the advertisers in question:
page 9?
oh we autosaged I was gonna wait but y'know
>>734247478Rude!
>>734247615>3DPDHave some fucking standards dude
>>734247581>>734247528>Air Groove is a FREAK behind closed doorsI fucking knew it
>
>those proportions
>>734247669it's not that small...
>>734247615You know just because we hit bump limit doesn't mean you can post garbage
>>734247615Oguri FAT
>>734247615>hides her faceI don't know son, what's the catch here
Akebono, Musashimaru, and KonishikiNational heroesFamous idols in Japan
>>734247675fat bitch sucking in her gut
>>734247654>not far enough gone to be disgusted by 3D women>like Umasyou mix the two together and it's like a match made in heaven
>cuckshit
jap horses already pulling out of middle east races
>be fat bitch>buy the shittiest uma "cosplay" you can off of amazon>retards thirst over youWomen really live life on easy mode.
>>734247736it's a lore accurate cosplay then
nice autosage janjan
>>734247801Hell no it's not because the real Oguri cap was actually fit. That landwhale hasn't been on a jog since 3rd grade
>bump limit>page 9YUP YUP YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!
you have to admit cosplay sluts are better than teioposting at least
>>734247824what is the fucking POINT
>>734247902Sure, but it depends on what type though.I've yet to see an e-whore convince me that they're Taiki Shuttle.
>>734247902Boy do I have bad news for you
>>734247958That's AI sloppa
>>734247951I only ever see one Taiki cosplay show up on my feed and she's not a cosplay slut she's one of those ugly ones that does it for fun
>>734247774Ebayan is still stuck under the missile rain though.
>>734247951>SureI don't even know if that's true honestly. Cosplay garbage is some of the lowest quality crap posted here. Even Teio at least has comedic appeal. Even Teio's personification in-game is superior to any cosplay slut.
>>734247902people have to learn that memes are transitory, everyone enjoyed and laughed at dahbyposting, then it fizzled out and it's only seen when relevant, this is just forcing it.
>>734248019Can't wait for the Iran war to be part of her career
>>734247902I would much rather date Teio than any real person that has ever existed, and I'm not kidding.
>>734248025Right but we're not talking about Teio, just Teioposters.
>>734248019>gets made into an Uma>immediately dies in the middle east
>>734248058>Trainee Event (I ran so far away)>"What do you mean the airport is closed?!">MOOD DOWN
>>734248096It's still better than cosplay posting.
>another teio falseflagfuck you guys
>>734247000BOO!!!Unfortunately it's shopped. Imagine if it's real.
>>734248164>mfw exposed to yet another vile Teiopostnobody will even remember this one teiobro
>do 20+ dedicated ace runs with good parents>no good runs>give up>do fan runs for two weeks>new DIRTER race missions drop>do one single run to clear them with random parents>get this>POC and head-on still didn't procThanks I guess
>>734242007>the epstano island ride
>>734247795I could buy a hog off some farmer, dress her up as Daiwa Scarlet, add a few filters and watch the marriage proposals roll in by the thousands. horrifying if you think about it
>>734248321that stamina won't help you anyway
>>734248323
>>734248363>stamina to spareHe'll be fine as long as she doesn't duel
>>734248054but I love DAHBYposting
Last for Hot Bucket
>>734248446everybody loves Dahbyposting...except taikeks, but they can easily be ignored
Last for WEInesday
Now that the thread is dying, no one will ask me the secret ingredient that can elevate their instant ramen game in a just a fingersnap.
>barely above 500 replies>last thread was around 600 repliesDoomGODS...we won, we actually won...
>>734248505Waheynesday
>>734248505SHUTUP
>>734248505It's still Taiki Tuesdah though?
>>734248550/v/ma...lost...
>>734248550We got kneecapped 400 posts in. Plus these are the slow hours.
>>734248530It's your pussy juice isn't it...
I cut my chicken breasts into the shape of mayano top gun before I ate them tonight. I then breaded them then added this mango spice powder I found at an international grocery store to give it the same color as her hair. The whole time I was chewing them I just imagined eating her out the whole time and her squealing and squirming
>>734248624Noooope. It's something in the kitchen even virgins should have around.
So how do you get a Uma a A in dirt?
>>734248671Certified CunnyInc post right here
SHINKOWEDNESDAY
>>734248685
>>734248685Borrow dirt sparks and pray
>>734248685Dirt sparks anon.
>>734248685That's the neat part. You dont!
>>734248685>a uma a A
>>734248685You need 1*Dirt if she has B dirt, 4 for C dirt, 7 for D dirt, 10 for E dirt, F and G dirt needs to proc dirt sparks during inspiration.
>>734248685>B, C, D, E enough dirt sparks>F,Gdirt sparks and pray
>>734248767There's a lot of ESL grammar in these threads and I'm slowly becoming numb to it.
>>734248767is an horse a athlete?
>>734248804ESL boardESL siteESL world
>>734248363>>734248413I didn't plan on using her but might throw her into the entirety of round 1 and see if she survives often enough.
>>734248804We are in peak subhuman hours
>>734248804This is peak ESL hours, anon.
>>734248767>>734248804>>734248876>>734248890
We making another one or no?
>>734248947
>>734248947Take a break
>>734248947Go to bed.
>>734248991But it only being 2:00pm
>>734248947Wait on a revelation from the three goddesses.
It's almost midnight in burgerland, see ya next thread!
>>734249017
>>734249017we can go eat pagpag together bwo
When was the last time we had a day where zero uma threads were made
>>734249017least obvious falseflag
>>734248947go to bed. windy's thread must be shitpost free.
