What's the most "dad walks in" moment you've ever experienced in a videogame?
Dad?
My uncle walked in while I was burning npcs to death while they were trapped in a jail cell on gta SA, and threatened to tell my grandma if I didn't stop
>>734268619>Redditman
>"You winning, son?"
Probably the part where Chris tears the mind control jewel thingy off from Jill’s chest. Looks like hardcore groping without context.
My dad is a perv, so he's actually never cared if he sees me playing a game that has some sexually provocative part. If anything, he's probably relieved when he sees that because he thought that I was gay for a while.The only time he makes one of those>"I don't get what you see in this stuff, but I'm glad you seem to be enjoying it."comments is if I'm playing something like Kirby.
L.A. Noire had just come out and I had been super excited about it for months because I was a "born in the wrong generation" larper. He watched me play it for a little bit and it was a mission where some woman had been raped and murdered, you get a phone call of the police report where they explain "the coroner confirms she was raped because the anal tissue is bruised" and he got the most upset I had ever seen him. I was 16 btw so it's not like any of that stuff was surprising to me.
>>734268437What's "dad"?
>>734269014>and he got the most upset I had ever seen him.Guess he was butthurt.
>>734268437Closest I got was I was fucking up in some game, maybe Splatoon 3, and I pretended to choke my monitor. My brother walked in right then
>>734268437My dad walked in when playing persona 4, during the shadow rise boss fight. >You are not watching porn, are you?
>>734269152Some wypipo timmy shit
>>734268437Trying to show my Dad the super cool final fight scene in MGS4 and during one of the CQC moments Ocelot kisses Snack on the fucking cheek.WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA
the only time this has ever happened to me was when i was playing DS3 and my father asked if I had killed all the knight corpses on the floormiss that guy
>>734268437>playing true crime streets of LA when i was like 13 or something>grandparents stopping by talking to parents in the living room>get to the part where protag goes to visit his sister at work at a strip club>grandparents walk in to say hi>mfw
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Not exactly the same, but this happened a couple times>playing fighitng game>practicing combo>finally feel like I got it down>dad walks in to talk about something>"Oh hey dad, before you leave check this out.">try to do the combo>drop it like 5 times before I tell him nevermind and he leavesThe immense shame I felt in those moments were crushing.
>>734268437Probably me messing around with Saints Row 3 charecter creation and making a big tiddy girl and puting her in a fancy dress, dad walked in as i was testing the jiggleHe didn't say anything, but he was judging
I was playing SSFIV as makoto he walked into the room and said "You're getting your ass beat bud" I responded no im the girl and he just glared at me and walked out.
>>734268437My mom walked in on me when I was playing FFX-2 probably 2 decades agowas awkward
>>734269490Did you miss the hours you spent staring at spandex man ass in your face?
>>734269784>Playing SF6>I'm using Marisa and winning>Don't even notice dad is behind me>He just blurts out "THAT'S A BIG BITCH">Start laughing my ass off and lose the match
>>734269940Why would I focus on snakes ass? I'm too busy listening to my ipod.
basically all of kingdom hearts, but this part in particular
I was watching Paprika and my dad came in when the cunny ghost was sucking the old man ghost and undergoing age progression to a woman
>>734270596never palyed it, but i see this posted everytiem. what's so bad about it?
>>734268636did you stop ?
>>734269413This has to be one of the worst options. How do you even explain what’s happening without making your dad regret not pulling out?
>>734271080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLPfS2iK1PYenjoy
i was playing cabela's deer hunt on the PS2 and my redneck step dad sat next to me and watched for a few minutes.never happened before or since.
>>734271080It's a rhythm game with a very corny original song, and that's saying something considering it's KH.
Our family PC was in my room and my mom heard this part.
>>734271080>Little Mermaid musical with half naked Sora mermaid dancing
>>734271153What’s wrong with this?
>>734271104Yea I'm not sure what was up his ass that day. I was just experimenting with the sandbox of the world to see what you can and can't do
>>734271153>>734271256the songs are bad. is that all?
https://youtu.be/QSeINCvUp6Q?is=jNbeIE0iOfmr7QPc
>>734271080An unstoppable humiliation ritual straight out of Epstein Island's mind break dungeon
>>734271135nta but I did have to explain it to my older brother who walked in on me during that boss fight>Dude, are you playing Persona? It sounds like porn.>"I'm fighting the overexaggerated manifestation of a Japanese pop star.">what>"Exactly"I was able to get him into Persona a couple years later, so he has the context now.
>>734269490kek, get kojima'd
>>734269872My dad walked in on me during that mini game, right after he came in I hit the sweet spot so the woman moaned too. He just smirked at me and left the room
>>734269413There's porn that looks like this?
>>734268437probably the stripper mini game from dead to rights
>>734270596this is what you get for playing games meant for children
>>734268619We're called Narutards and we're proud of that title
>>734271368It made millennials shit their pants for some reason
>>734268619Asa Cuckchair Mitaka has blue eyes tho
>>734268437all of my consoles and PC were in the living room downstairs and I had 4 siblings, so every gaming moment was basically "mom walks in".I guess the closest was when I got killed in halo 3 because my buddy abandoned me, and I said "aw great, now he's teabagging me", so my mom said "Anon do you even know what teabagging is?", and I knew what it was, but felt explaining to her what it meant in this instance was safer and instead she just thought I was wrong and a retarded kid.
kingdom hearts 2 little mermaid world
>>734271080Most people played Kingdom Hearts when they were in Middle or High School which is when you're supposed to be a big boy that wants to play the big boy games like Halo or Madden.You look like a massive homo to your parents at that age if they walk in and see you playing some weird ass mix of anime and the little mermaid.
Right after the intro boss of God of War 1 there's an unskippable cutscene with tits and stuff in it, this was on the living room tv and one of my parents were in my brothers room adjacent to it. I did not do the sex minigame the first time because I was on high alret and trying to get to more normal gameplay FAST. My parents didn't see the tits but that unskippable cutscene had me stressed out.
>>734268437Me and my classmate watched porn with our teacher in 3rd grade
>>734272078Was it a woman or a groomer?
>>734272235Neither but he was a man
>no tv in my room>had to play ffx-2 in the living roomVery quickly I learned to stop
>>734268437Not a videogame but my dad walked in on me while I was licking my cousin's asshole.
>>734268437>Playing GoW>Suddenly entire extended family show up>Gamer so I don't go out and hug them>Kinda didn't like them either at that point since they were all weird super Southern even for Texans>Get to pic related part of game>Click O not even paying attention to what I was doing>Soon as I do that door swings wide open with no warning>Super conservative and religious inbreds see me watching this>Aunt steals playstation out of the wall, damn near yanking the TV with it>Says she's gonna sell it so I don't grow up a sinner>Neither parent say anything, just kind of stare at me>Day later dad buys me a used PS3 as an apology>Tells me we probably won't ever see his sister again>Never did
>>734272347Oh hey, this happened to me too but it was his mom
>>734268437None, I don't have a dad
>>734271080it’s not just gay, it’s double gayit’d make a middle schooler emo kid cringe, let alone a boomer parent who grew up in the 80s and unironically loves bud light
>>734272260don’t be coytell us why and what
>>734271263>playing Clayfighter on N64>Boogerman says "you suck".>mom walking behind me and says the game isn't appropriate
>>734272347Did it taste good?
>>734272601I don't remember but something about me and my classmate wanted to show him how grown up we were. He was our language teacher so one thing led to another and we put on a porn vid lol
>>734268437The Tangled dancing mini game in KH3.
>>734270197Hahaha, fuck yeah that's funny as. my dad was just a shit cunt but it's nice to hear good stories relating to a franchise I love
>>734269371>brother walks in
>>734273160Saved
>>734273160True art.
I was playing oblivion and my dad roasted my 2h no magic build, then showed me all the OP spells he made and max mana enchanted armor
>>734269490Way back when the weird 4chan themed facebook groups were a thing back around 2012-2016, one guy had a story about that.
>>734268770HOLY FUCK THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND THAT JOKE HAS NEVER BEEN MADE BEFORE. SO HECKIN’ BASED, LE EPIC WIN, EAT ALL THE EGGS, DOLPHIN PUSSY BEST PUSSY, YOU MAD BRO, BERY ORIGINAL MUCH WOW, TFW (You)
>>734273392>Magelet MOGGED by grand wizard Dad.
>>734268437I was playing a trashy gacha, then my mom came in and got to see one of the loading screens with an anime girl in skimpy clothings>Woah, anon, that game sure has some sexy anime girlsShe didn't even made fun of me, but i felt like dying
>>734272793What the fuck do you even do in this situation as the teacher
>>734273864Probably go "wtf is wrong with you little bro" and turn it off
>>734273864Well the correct answer is NOT to show your students porn, or join them in watching it.
>>734273160WHY YOU SQUIDDLE--
>>734273864Don't remember. But after a few mins he asked us to turn it off and to continue with our native language lesson
>>734274091What country was this in?
>>734274297Sweden
>>734273160oh shit is this OC?>>734274058
>>734274091impressed he wasn't panicking to shut the monitor off in fear of being fired for someone else putting on porn in front of him
>>734274482Yeah looking back shit was weird lol. Can't believe it happened looking back either lmao
>>734274058jej
>>734271308I feel you but I'm guessing the NPCs were screaming a lot and you weren't wearing headphones which isn't a great look.Probably made him think of kids torturing small animals rather than just a digital space built for experimentation. You probably also weren't supposed to have that game at the time.
>>734268437>>734270245Why couldn't they keep Naruto like this? Specially after living with Jiraya around? Instead he became a faggot pursuing the guy he kissed. He being a pervert would make him even more funny.
>>734269413The funny thing is that simply saying no is typically enough to pass the test. I got my mother to get me Illya once after she skimmed it in the store and saw Illya's brother walking in on her naked and maybe even a panel where you see her butt. Other than me saying there was nothing lewd, I think the fact that it carried a teen rating helped.
>>734268437He saw me play GTA, driving and fucking around, and he screamed at me several minutes, for not driving like you would in real life.
>>734272078Huh
>>734275698Censorship in Japan works a bit differently than what we typically think of here. They care less about visual stuff and content, but care more about intent and messaging. Around the early 10s there was a push in Japan to make characters more moral through stuff like the Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance. None of this stuff created absolute rules, although some broadcasters started restricting more like the Doraemon channel taking a harder stance against nudity that could be considered voyeuristic. However, you can still notice a shift in all Japanese media from this point onwards. This is when you started getting the "faggot MCs" in full force. You may have an entire anime about a hot loli imouto including nude scenes, the guy may even have a thing for his sister, but he will always freak out over her advances. Of course, most more mature media can sometimes do this as a sort of parody or as satire that may also let them sell in more places. But no doubt it heavily affects stuff aimed at younger demographics. You aren't going to see anything aimed at Japanese children with protagonists that act immoral anymore. Kind of funny because Japan already was the country that would even have changes of heart in rape doujins. But I suppose even that wasn't enough dogoodery for PTA groups. Tldr: The shonen protagonist has to be a saint now.
>dad used to love watching me play DMC and GoW on ps2>gets me Dante's Inferno cus one of his coworkers told him about it>wants to watch me play through it>get to the boss in pic rel (tongue nipples lady)>"Are you sure he's fighting his way through hell?"
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>get GTA 4 at launch>playing at my parent's house because I was a neet in 2008>run over some convenience store chinaman>dad walks in>GET THAT CHINK YEAH RAM HIM INTO THE WALL HAHAHA
It was Nier Automata, but I was just wandering around in the desert.>What game is this?>Nier Automata>Oh okayProbably couldn't see 2B's huge ass from the door.
