/v/ - Things you would not expect a JRPG protagonist to - Video Games

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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:04:27 No.734275065

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:04:27 No.734275065

>>734274409
"That woman has breasts larger than an A cup."

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:04:28 No.734275067

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:04:28 No.734275067

>>734274409
>"Yeah, I noticed that the main girl has a crush on me."

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:05:04 No.734275098

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:05:04 No.734275098

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>>734274409
Anything.
90% of those fucks are mute.

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:06:30 No.734275192

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:06:30 No.734275192

Uhh Jackie Chan

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:07:50 No.734275269

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:07:50 No.734275269

"Let's just kill him and be done with it."

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:08:00 No.734275279

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:08:00 No.734275279

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"I don't care that I'll be just as bad as him."
*kills the main villain*

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:09:19 No.734275378

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:09:19 No.734275378

>>734274409
Um, yikes? All of these female characters are...in bikinis? Can we just...not?

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:11:50 No.734275548

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:11:50 No.734275548

I'll choose the best girl.

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:13:54 No.734275685

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:13:54 No.734275685

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>>734275378
But that's what JRPG protags usually do. It would be more surprising if one went
>AWOOOOOOGAAAA LOOK AT ALL THEM TIDDIES BRO

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:14:44 No.734275736

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:14:44 No.734275736

>Who needs friends?
~~Well, Squall might say this, but still.~~

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:18:32 No.734275963

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:18:32 No.734275963

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>>734275736
I can think of a number of protags that said or would say that.
They all ended up losing to the friendship though, can't beat the power of friendship.

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:19:58 No.734276053

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:19:58 No.734276053

>>734275378
>HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOGA LOOK AT THOSE BOOOOOBS
is the real answer.

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:22:29 No.734276208

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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:24:58 No.734276365

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:24:58 No.734276365

>>734274409
It can be helped, we'll not have to use THAT.

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:26:02 No.734276420

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:26:02 No.734276420

>>734274409
No, I won't do that. Fuck off

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:27:00 No.734276484

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:27:00 No.734276484

Evil JRPG protagonist be like
>Please worry about me.
>Let's take the slow, safe route.
>The Empire was right.

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:27:11 No.734276492

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:27:11 No.734276492

I'm glad my hometown is still there and I can go back anytime

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:28:49 No.734276590

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:28:49 No.734276590

>>734276492
>dad is a party member

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:32:03 No.734276784

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:32:03 No.734276784

"Meira balls"

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:33:19 No.734276861

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:33:19 No.734276861

>>734276492
the hometown in xenoblade 2 is like the only place in the game where nothing bad or tragic happens

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:40:51 No.734277256

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:40:51 No.734277256

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>>734276590
There was a pretty funny line in the trailer for the new Fire Emblem.
>"I only want to fight so I can save my father's life!"

Now I'm expecting his dad to get hit by a missile and land in a volcano

Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:43:33 No.734277428

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:43:33 No.734277428

>>734276484
>Please worry about me.
Shulk
>Let's take the slow, safe route.
Noah
>The Empire was right.
Rex