>Hippodrones Kek
>>734274494The hippodrome has no gaems
>Naval WarfareNever released.
Hunt a HippodromeSidequest: Slay 10 Hippoprey
>>734274494cereal bowl vs smorgasbord
chariot race > the restAll the others can be adapted to also use chariots, making it the same, but also exponentially faster, more dangerous, and with a much higher chance of enraged horses jumping into the audience and biting the shit out of people (comedy gold).
>Hippodrome>0 Hippos
>colosseum cucks would rather watch a bunch of naked men buttfuck each other than watch majestic steeds run at incredibly high speeds LMAO
>>734274494More like colosseum games are so shit they had to keep trying to come up with new ones to keep the audience entertained.Chariot Race is perfect. Why waste a perfectly good hippodrome on any game that isn't Chariot Race?
Wow...they turn left a few times. What's the point in going to a hippodrone?
>>734274494youre such a faggot that you cant comprehend all the practical uses of the drome. you're being fed slop by the colossissies not realizing the hippodrome will blow it out the water it just takes time for devs to adjust to new architectures
>>734274494>Strategic Slave Fightingwhat?
>Hippodrome adds Horse Race and Dog race >still going strong to this day >Meanwhile nearly all original Colosseum games have shut down >nothing but watered down spin offs Hippodrome chads won
>>734275265They could've easily play more games in the Hippodrome, but they never did because Chariot Race is just that good.
>>734274494where's our fucking bread and circuses? the elite forgot how to entertain the masses which is why they're reeling right now.
>>734274494>Hippodrones will defend this
>>[SAD NEWS] Hippodrome pulls off Chariot Race out of Colosseum
>>734275494It's McDonald's and the internet now.There's no threat of any western country falling into revolution, people are too full of burgers, porn, and Mr. Breast videos.
>>734275245You're not redneck enough to enjoy NASCAR before motor cars.
>>734274494We have horse racing tracks specifically for horse racing
>>734274494>1 good game>100 asset flips
>>734275681>Mr. Breast
>>734275494where did you get this photo of me?
>>734275681that shit isn't fun though, it's only distracting. they need to give us something fun that exhausts your energy reserves for the day.
>>734275972>that shit isn't fun though, it's only distractingjust like the colosseum games!
>>734274850>The first known naumachia was given by Julius Caesar in Rome in 46 BC on occasion of his quadruple triumph. After having a basin dug near the Tiber, capable of holding actual biremes, triremes and quinqueremes, he made 2,000 combatants and 4,000 rowers, all prisoners of war, fight. In 2 BC for the inauguration of the Temple of Mars Ultor ("Mars the Avenger"), Augustus gave a grander naumachia based on Caesar's model. This naumachia depicted a battle between the Greeks and the Persians and required a basin that was 365 by 550 meters, which was created straddling the Tiber.[1] Res Gestæ (§ 23) claimed that 3000 men, not counting rowers, fought in 30 vessels with rams and several smaller boats.
Bunch of different game modes.ChessCheckersFairy chessPenteNo new maps only the same old boring one
>>734274494So glad Rome was destroyed by the Germans. Good riddance.
>>734276068>game requires mods to be playable
>>734276068the boats probably didn't move and the battles were likely staged (except the deaths)
>>734276118*Ottomans
>>734274850>The Colosseum in Rome occasionally hosted Naumachiae, spectacular, mock naval battles where the arena was flooded to create a temporary, shallow, man-made lake. These events, featuring specially designed flat-bottomed ships manned by prisoners or condemned criminals, served as both entertainment and political propaganda to showcase the empire's power.To host these, the wooden floor and supporting structures of the arena were removed to expose a basin, which was then filled using hidden pipes connected to aqueducts.These, sometimes called "sea-fights," were most prominently held during the Colosseum's inauguration by Emperor Titus. They often re-enacted famous historical battles, such as those between Athens and Syracuse, sometimes featuring an artificial island in the center for combatants to land.While some historical accounts, such as those from Cassius Dio, confirm these events, other scholars suggest that many, especially early, grand-scale naval battles took place in dedicated, separate basins—such as the one built by Augustus—rather than the Colosseum itself.
The jews are behind this
>>734274494>parryslop vs horse gachaUhhh....
>>734276413>>734276145
>>734274913Mogged by the great colodromeBack when building demolishers still had soul. World killed the series
>>734274494You don’t need a huge library if you have good exclusives
>colosseum has to shill and gimmick itself into a joke for a modicum of an audience>hippodrome has real fans who nearly toppled an empire more than once
>>734275001It's filled with them on the regular
TEAM BLUE SUCKSGO GREEN GO GREEN
>>734275681THIS. The bread is stale and the circus is boring.
>>734274494>gimmicks and minigamesvs>real sportGo back to clang clang wahoo in your cuckpit.
>>734275520kek
>yeah man chariot races suck, I'm happy playing gladiator combat
>>734278621Good Solonius, see to it this man is raped
>>734279153why didn't they have, like, stand(?)belts
>>734274494>Hippodrome>No Nika RiotsGreens get the cross.
>>734274494>colosseumfags prefer the same slop reskinned over qualitycouldn't be me
>>734275520you dont need more
